Chapter Merry Christmas!

Or happy Thanksgiving...whichever

Time for the Q&A

AriannaTDM: How are May and Drew doing?

May: Fine

Drew: She still thinks I'm f**king Paul tho

Paul: Oh please as if I'd let you f**k me

Dawn: So you would f**k Drew?

Paul: No

May: DREW ARE YOU LETTING PAUL SIN WITH YOU

Drew: Look at what you did, Paul

Dawn: Yooo I didn't hear a no

TheTrueAmourshipper: Ash, why you no give Pikachu an account? (But if he does have an account) Pikachu, why you no talk more on Facebook?

Pikachu: Oh we all have accounts

Pikachu: It's just better to stay out of the gods' view

Sylveon: Also they're not interesting enough

Pikachu: Oof alright then

PhilTheLegendaryHero: Who's the thirstiest?

Everyone: Arceus

Arceus: HEY

Sylveon: We're right, ya know

Arceus: I know but still...

Lukenotskywlkr: Lillie, how much do I have to beg for you to love me?

Hau: For a long time man, trust me, I tried

Lillie: Why are you giving him advice?

Hau: Because Sylveon isn't gonna let outsiders in here!

Sylveon: He's right

Lillie: Oh

Sylveon: Sorry Luke

PokemonGladion: Paul, if Dawn was not in your life would you join the murder squad? (Because let's face it, she's your moral compass) Murder squad, would you let him?

1. Paul: No

Paul: Because why would I not be with Dawn?

May: Ask Drew

Drew: Oh my god

2. Hilda: No- games only!

Silver: He's anime!

Gladion: Ew!

Paul: You're technically anime too, ya know

Gladion: Okay but you only exist there sooo

That1InsanePotato: What is your opinion on the potato who has burst through the timelines to re-emerge in this timeline as well? Gladion, when are you gonna start taking care of your hubby?

1. Sylveon: There are no potatoes allowed in this timeline, sorry

2. Gladion: My who?

ThePokemons: How many of the Pokémon still regularly use Facebook? (Cause the only ones that do are Sylveon, the gods, and Meowth!)

Pikachu: Like I said

Sylveon: They're hard to write about

Egli004: When will Nobody be Somebody?

Nobody: Never again

LapisLazulli2: How is Mrs. Mr Mime doing? Are Kenny and Barry still alive? How many times has Clemont texted back? Can I be invited to the wedding of Hilda and N? Does Officer Jenny do anything that isn't punishing people for illegal memes?

1. I don't write her anymore cause she's lowkey offensive. I don't wanna get into it

2. Kenny: Yes

Barry: Unfortunately

3. Serena: Once

Clemont: Liar

4. They already got married y'all wtf stop asking

5. Officer Jenny: I mean...I eat

PokeHeroAcademia: Does N love cookies? What does the cast do when they're not on Facebook?

1. N: Yes! Chocolate chip cookies are my favorite!

2. Dawn and Paul: Sin

Sylveon: Talk to Arceus and the other gods

Arceus: Talk to Sylveon and eat Thin Mints

Everybody: Sometimes Anybody and I hide Daddy's cookies

Anybody: Then mother finds them and eats them and then they fight

Anybody: I love it

Nobody: It's free entertainment, really

Ash: Play games with Misty

Misty: Cheat in games I'm playing with Ash

Ash: I KNEW IT

May: Jump on Drew's bed

Drew: Jump on May's bed

Max: Beg May for milk

May: You do that here

Max: I know

N: Let Hilda play with my hair

Hilda: Play with N's hair

Hilda: Or hang out with my boys

Silver: Yeah I'm either hanging out with Hilda and Gladion or not doing anything

Gladion: Same

Moon: Hang out with Hau or play BotW

Hau: Hang out with Moon and Lillie!

Lyra: Cry

Silver: Oh yeah I do that too

Sylveon: Ya know

Sylveon: Fun stuff

Killernooch: Will Hilda have a child? How long are Hilda and N going to be engaged before they get married?

1. Hilda: Lol no

N: :(

Hilda: N o

N: Fine

2. THEY'RE ALREADY MARRIED GUYS

JR0308s_soul: Arceus, when is the wedding? When are everyone's weddings? Also may I be in charge of wedding music?

1. Arceus: Whenever Sylveon feels like it

Sylveon: Never. Weddings give me anxiety

Arceus: There ya go

2. Idk when everyone's weddings are.

3. And yes, you can be in charge of the music.

PokemonMastah13: Wally, where tf are you?

Wally: Idk man it's crazy in here

AshlieVessie: My question is: Clemont you are so cute ;)

Clemont: That wasn't a question

Serena: THAT'S MY MAN HANDS OFF

So uh

Happy Thanksgiving my American friends

Happy November 22nd for my non American friends

One more day, y'all

One more day

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