May has tagged Drew in her status- Send noodles

Comments:

Drew: What

May: I meant nudes

May: No I didn't

May: I'm very hungry

May: Help

Drew: Guess we're getting noodles

May: Sweet

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Dawn has updated her status- Honestly Paul at this point you just have to stop talking to children

Comments:

Paul: I disagree

Misty: What sh*tty thing did you say now?

Dawn: Well a little boy came up to him and said

Dawn: You look mean

Dawn: So what did Paul say?

Paul: I said, "Good. Get the f**k out of my face."
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May: Of course you did

Paul: I like crushing the souls of the innocent

Dawn: You're going to Hell

Paul: I know babe

Paul: And I'm taking you there with me <3

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Gary has updated his status- Honestly I'm sick of being single

Comments:

Ash: Sucks to be you

Gary: You're single

Ash: Not for long

Gary: Pft are you kidding? Misty hates you, and May, Iris, and Dawn all have boyfriends

Ash: Yeah?

Gary: I guess you could call Serena?

Ash: Nah I already did she's not interested

Ash: BUT

Ash: I've got a plan that is 100 percent going to work

Gary: Oh yeah?

Ash: Yup!

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Ash has tagged Sylveon in his status- PLEASE LET MISTY LOVE ME

Comments:

Sylveon: Oh Ash!

Sylveon: I can't do that

Ash: Whyyyyyy

Sylveon: Because she already loves you

Ash: *GaSP*

Misty: UM

Arceus: She's just a tsundere

Misty: NO

Sylveon: B*tch I wrote you yes you are

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Meowth has tagged Sylveon in his status- So loje, ade ypu yoir oen cjarscter or ade ypu a srlf-imsrrt?

Comments:

Sylveon: A little bit of both tbh

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Lillie has tagged Moon in her status- So...are you  still dating my brother?

Comments:

Moon: Yup

Lillie: DAMMIT

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Silver has updated his status- I hate when all two of my friends are busy

Comments:

Gladion: Same

(A/N. Yeah this chapter is short but the past few have been really long so like balance

Also I reread First Light for like the eleventh time

I love it so much

If you're an Ikari shipper and you haven't read First Light...

You gotta

So uh

K thx bai!)