Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Sylvvvvv I'm sorrrryyyyy

Comments:

Sylveon: Hoe

Nobody: What did you do

Sylveon: WHAT DIDN'T THEY DO

Nobody: What did they do to upset you tho

Sylveon: Oh

Sylveon: THEY ATE MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

Arceus: I'll buy you more...

Sylveon: That's not the point

Sylveon: They were mine

Sylveon: Not yours

Sylveon: Bad god

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Archie has tagged Maxie in his status- Ew land

Comments:

Maxie: Ew water

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: S H I P

Archie: E W

Sylveon: DON'T DENY YOUR LOVE I CONTROL YOU

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May has tagged Steven in her status- You look like a snac

Comments:

Hilda: OUT OF ALL THE ADVICE YOU GOT, YOU LISTENED TO MOON?!

Moon: Heh heh yessss

May: Uh...yeah

Hilda: Even Blue's would've been better

Blue: HEY IT WORKED

Red: Barely

Blue: Shush

Steven: Well gee May this is flattering but...

Steven: I'm not looking to get murdered

Steven: Also you're twelve

May: Age is just a number

Norman: Yeah and assassins are just serial killers who take commissions

Silver: He's talking about us, I think

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- I want to take a nap

Comments:

Hilda: Go ahead

N: In your bed

Hilda: Okay

N: With you

N: Sleep with me

Hilda: Honey I'm busy

N: Okay I get it you do not love me that is fine

Hilda: ...

Hilda: Scoot over

Rosa: Are we not going to talk about N telling Hilda to sleep with him?

Hilda: Sinner

Hilda: That's not what he meant

N: Or is it

Hilda: W H A T

N: Wait but what does that mean

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Max has tagged May in his status- Ya know what you should do?

Comments:

May: If you say "Buy milk" I will actually kill you

Max: That's not what I was going to say

May: Oh

May: What were you going to say?

Max: Purchase milk

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Hilbert has tagged Brendan in his status- Babe

Comments:

Brendan: What

Hilbert: I miss you

Brendan: ...

Brendan: You're sitting right next to me

Hilbert: Okay and?

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Gary has tagged Dr. Oak in his status- Hey Gramps how are you

Comments:

Dr. Oak: I'm old and tired

Gary: Lol I'm not

Dr. Oak: Shut up

Gary: WelL FiNE

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Trip has updated his status- Cilan called Iris cute today...So I punched him in the face

Comments:

Ash: Bro wtf

Trip: What

Trip: Just yesterday you punched some random guy in the stomach because "he looked at Misty funny"

Ash: ...

Ash: Who told you that

Iris: ...

Ash: YOU'RE FAKE

Iris: YOU'RE DENSE

Ash: Fair

(A/N. Sooo uhhhh

Idk

I just wrote stuff

Anyways

It's not April 1st yet here buuuuut

This is my April fools prank

Updating on the 31st of March on not on the first

Idk I can't think rn I'm tired

But I've got gays to draw

I'll just draw them in the morning

"What gays?" You may ask?

Why

Purple of course

Wait I just realized that Red and Blue and Archie and Maxie could both be purple so uh Red and Blue

There

I clarified it

No one is reading this far Chloe stop talking

Okay

K thx bai!)