Sylveon has updated her status- Ugh but I still have work

Comments:

Arceus: That sucks

Sylveon: Shut your wh*re mouth Arceus

Arceus: Damn I wasn't being sarcastic but FiNE

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Sylveon has updated her status- Ah f**k me

Comments:

Arceus: Gladly

Sylveon: NO

Sylveon: STOP

Meowth: Tjos jpke is getyomg opd

Sylveon: Shut up I don't like you

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Everybody has tagged Sylveon in her status- Mommy what does f**k mean?

Comments:

Sylveon: It means ask your brother

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Everybody has tagged Nobody in her status- What does f**k mean?

Comments:

Nobody: Ask your Dad

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Everybody has tagged Arceus in her status- Daddy what does f**k mean?

Comments:

Arceus: Ask your mother

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Everybody has updated her status- Whelp

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Max has tagged May in his status- May I need you to do me a favor

Comments:

May: Sure what is it

Max: Buy milk

May: ...

May: I can't believe it

May: I walked right into that one

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Max has tagged Drew in his status- Yo bro do me a favor

Comments:

Drew: What

Max: Buy milk

Drew: What kind my dude

May: Seriously? Just like that?

Drew: Yeah

Drew: So like whole or 2%

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Gladion has updated his status- On the bright side- Moon stopped calling me a snac

Comments:

Sun: Oh good

Gladion: On the downside she's now calling Link a snac

Moon: LOOK AT HIM HE'S A SNAC

Sun: Who's Link

Moon: *GASP*

Sylveon: C'mon I didn't even play Legend of Zelda until recently and I knew who Link was

Sun: Jeez sorry

Moon: YOU SHOULD BE

Moon: He's a pretty blond with nice hair

Gladion: I'm a pretty blond with nice hair...

Moon: ...

Moon: Eh you could work on your hair

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Sun has updated his status- Moon won't talk to me now

Comments:

Gladion: Good

(A/N. HEY IT'S SUMMER VACATION FOR ME NOW SO YAY

But also this chapter is short and weird and that's fine cause I have nothing else cause I've been busy playing Breath of the Wild so get ready for me never to update ever again

So uh

K thx bai!)