Hilda has updated her status- N and I are getting a divorce

Comments:

Silver: Finally

Silver: I mean oh no!

Lyra: You'd better watch yourself

Gladion: What happened

Hilda: I asked him to get me ice cream and he got me vegan ice cream

N: It's good

Hilda: NO IT ISN'T

Silver: You gave your pregnant wife vegan ice cream?

N: Yes

Silver: Rookie

Gladion: F**king rookie

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Kiawe has updated his status- So my exes are dating now

Comments:

Moon: Oh hi Mako

Moon: Heh

Moon: Jokes

Moon: ...

Moon: Wait Lana and Mallow are dating?

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Kiawe has tagged Sun in his status- So uh...what're you doing later

Comments:

Sun: Watching Gladion through his window

Gladion: What

Sun: What

Gloria: One of us...

May: One of us...

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Sun has tagged Kiawe in his status- Wait were you asking me out

Comments:

Kiawe: Obviously

Sun: Oh

Moon: KIAWE'S HOT- DO IT

Gladion: W h a t

Kiawe: Thank you, Moon

Moon: No prob hot stuff

Gladion: Hey!

Moon: Hi!

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Moon has tagged Hau in her status- Can I sleep over? Gladi is mad at me

Comments:

Hau: Sure!

Lillie: NO COME SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE

Moon: But Gladion lives there

Lillie: ...

Lillie: DAMMIT THAT EDGELORD RUINS EVERYTHING

Gladion: H E Y

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Leon has tagged Piers in his status- Wanna come over and have a drink with me and Sonia?

Comments:

Piers: Oh I don't drink

Gloria: A lie but go off

Piers: Just drugs for me, thanks

Sylveon: You don't even know how funny that "joke" is yet

Piers: ...

Piers: What

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Hilda has updated her status- N now growls at anyone who gets too close to me

Comments:

N: THEY COULD HURT THE BABY

Silver: Lol what're you gonna do? Bite them?

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Silver has updated his status- N BIT ME WTF

Comments:

N: You taste like Daddy/Mommy issues

Silver: *sniffles* HEY

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Raihan has tagged Leon in his status- Leon. I am bisexual. I like you. Romantically. I HAVE HOMOSEXUAL FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU

Comments:

Leon: Awww bestie!

Raihan: Goddammit

Arceus: Give it a minute

Leon: I love you too!

Raihan: Like a best friend, right?

Leon: No

Leon: In a gay way

Raihan: ...Huh

Leon: I'm gay

Leon: For you

Leon: Please make out with me

Raihan: !!!

Piers: It's happening

Hop: It's happening!

Sonia: EVERYONE STAY CALM

Nessa: STAY F**KING CALM

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~Leon and Raihan are now in a relationship~
~Sonia, Nessa, and twelve others have liked this status

Comments:

Piers: THE GAYS WON

Raihan: I'm bi

Piers: THE GAY AND THE BISEXUAL WON
~Leon, Raihan, and two others have liked this comment