Serena has tagged Lysandre in her status- Yo wtf why are you murdering Pokémon?

Comments:

Lysandre: To create my perfect wor-

Serena: -What would your boyfriend Professor Sycamore say if he heard about this

Lysandre: ...My...What?

Prof. Sycamore: I'm very disappointed

Lysandre: What???

Prof. Sycamore: Babe you and I need to talk

Lysandre: "Babe"??? WHAT

N: DID I READ THIS RIGHT

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Rosa has tagged Bianca in her status- YOU KNOW HOW NATE IS A COMBO OF BRENDAN AND HILBERT AND THAT'S WHY HE'S THEIR SON?

Comments:

Bianca: Yes...

Rosa: WELL IT TURNS OUT WE HAVE A DAUGHTER

Bianca: OMG

Nate: Wtf who

Rosa: Shauna

Shauna: What

Bianca: Omg she is our daughter

Shauna: I am?

Rosa: Yes

Shauna: Nice!

Shauna: I love my moms!

Rosa: <3

Hilbert: See Nate

Brendan: She loves HER parents

Nate: I'm feeling personally attacked

Shauna: That's because they personally attacked you

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Hugh has updated his status- Um...

Comments:

Rosa: Oh no honey don't worry I'm not gonna date Bianca. Shauna can deal with having four parents

Shauna: I HAVE FOUR PARENTS

Bianca: Yay!

Cheren: Oh my...she really is a combination of you two...

Rosa: Duh that's why she's our daughter? Jeez Cheren you're supposed to be the smart one

Cheren: ...

Cheren: I hate you

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Brendan has tagged Nate in his status- NATHAN BLACK COME CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Comments:

Nate: My name's not Nathan wtf

Hilbert: ...

Brendan: ...Really?

Hilbert: Are you sure?

Nate: Yes

Brendan: ...Nathaniel?

Nate: No

Hilbert: It's just...Nate?

Nate: Yep

Brendan: ...

Hilbert: ...

Brendan: Ew

Nate: H E Y

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Moon has tagged Gladion, Lillie, and two others in her status- Let me tell y'all about ohana

Comments:

Gladion: Babe why

Mohn: I CAN'T HAVE A FAMILY I'M DEAD HAHA

Lillie: ...Hi dad

Mohn: Hi honey

Mohn: ...Dammit

Lusamine: G A S P

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Arceus has updated its status- Sylveon looked at me today I am very blessed

Comments:

Sylveon: You were in front of the tv

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Gladion has updated his status- I hate going to the kitchen and finding out I'm the only snack in the house

Comments:

Moon: Do you want me to bring over some chips

Gladion: ...What

Moon: ARE YOU HUNGRY

Hau: Nah it sounds like he's thirsty

Gladion: I WILL KILL YOU

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Gladion has tagged Silver and Hilda in his status- WE NEED TO BE THE MURDER SQUAD AGAIN

Comments:

Hilda: Can't today buddy

Hilda: I gotta mow the lawn

Silver: Have N do it

Hilda: You and I both know what that entails

Silver: I know

Silver: It makes him sick right?

Hilda: Yeah?

Silver: I say let him do it

Gladion: I knew you hated N but wow

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~Blue and Red are now engaged~

Comments:

Lyra: AHHH MY DADS

Gold: Congrats!

Lyra: Omg tell us about the proposal

Blue: I said

Blue: Marry me

Blue: Which I say on a daily basis, so I thought he'd just laugh like he normally does

Blue: But then

Red: Let me speed it up here, I said, "Sure" and then we had a long talk about it and now we're engaged

Blue: YOU RUINED MY FUN

Red: I love you

Blue: Pft...

Blue: I love you too...

Lyra: MY DAAADSSSS

Lyra: Can I speak at your wedding???

Red: Sure

Lyra: Yessss

Lyra: YOU'RE ALL GONNA CRY GET READY

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Stop pushing me off the bed and saying, "Long live the king"

Comments:

N: No

Hilda: ...

N: Love you

Hilda: Go sit in the corner

N: NO

Hilda: YES

N: ...

Hilda: ...

N: ...Fine...

Hilda: Good

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Serena has tagged Clemont in her status- I text you every day the very least you could do is date me

Comment:

Clemont: But I don't even text you back

Clemont: And you text Ash every day

Serena: ...Uh huh...

Misty: What

Serena: Gotta keep my options open sweetie

Misty: Ash!

Ash: What? So she texts me everyday? Big deal! I text Dawn everyday!

Dawn: Why would you do this

Paul: Excuse me?

Dawn: OH DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T TEXT DREW ALL THE TIME

Paul: Yeah but I never wanted to f**k Drew

Dawn: Are you sure

Paul: What are you accusing me of

Dawn: I think you know

Drew: This is dumb

May: Taking Paul's side, huh?

Drew: Cause we're friends?

May: "friends?" With a question mark??? Are you more than friends???

Drew: No

May: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

Sylveon: The world is on fire

(A/N. Had a rough night last night so I didn't update like I wanted to but here

So uh

K thx bai!)