(A/N. Sorry for most of this chapter. Idk. It's late and I'm tired)

Dr. Oak has updated his status- I have an idea

Comments:

Prof. Juniper: Oh no

Dr. Oak: It will require kidnapping some gods

Dr. Oak: And Girl Scout cookies...

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Arceus has updated its status- EVERYONE CONFESS TO YOUR SINS OR ELSE

Comments:

Hilda: Or else what?

Arceus: Or else...

Arceus: NO MORE SHIPS

Hilda: Lol as if you'd split N and I up

Sylveon: I'd do it without hesitation

Hilda: ...

Hilda: You're right

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Arceus has updated its status- CONFESS YOUR SINS/SECRETS

Comments:

Sylveon: I don't sin

Hilda: I murder people

Gladion: I also murder people

Silver: I also also murder people

Lyra: I once took 20 dollars from Red

Red: I once took 20 dollars from Lyra

Blue: I'm a bottom

Moon: I actually once considered getting with Lillie

Lillie: Sometimes I do impressions of my friends when I miss them

Hau: Sometimes I find malasadas in my pockets with no recollection of how (Hau) they got there

Sun: I actually prefer the night over the day

N: What's a sin?

Rosa: Hughy and I sin all the time

Hugh: I actually also watch My Little Ponyta

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Okay...

Arceus: I don't really know what to do with all this weird information

Arceus: First- Murder squad I know you murder

Silver: How did you know that we were so good at keeping it a secret

Arceus: Lyra and Red, y'all are basically just borrowing money from each other

Lyra: Yup

Red: Fair

Arceus: Blue...Ew I didn't need to know that

Blue: YOU SAID CONFESS

Arceus: Moon, I'm sure you did

Moon: Yup. It was before Flower Boy and I started dating tho

Gladion: It better have been

Arceus: Lillie that's weird

Arceus: Hau I expected that of you

Lillie: ITS NOT WEIRD

Hau: *Shrugs*

Arceus: That's ironic, Sun

Sun: I know

Arceus: N...I would tell you but I'm not looking to die

Hilda: You'd better keep it that way

N: But-

Hilda: Shush

Arceus: Rosa I already knew that

Arceus: Hugh I kind of figured

Rosa: Just in case you forgot, pal

Hugh: Well then

Arceus: And Sylveon...

Arceus: Don't lie to me

Sylveon: Hoe I'm not lying

Sylveon: I'll terminate you right here right now smh

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Ash has updated his status- Mario Kart is rigged and Misty's a cheater

Comments:

Misty: You're a sore loser

Ash: Okay and?

Brock: You two need to get a life

Misty: And you need to get a girlfriend but that's not happening any time soon, is it?

Gary: DAMN

Gary: DANIEL

Ash: Ew nasty get your old memes out of here

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Iris has updated her status- Trip and I don't have pet names for each other

Comments:

Dawn: Oh no?

Iris: Nope

Dawn: Say, what's that movie about the Tepig?

Iris: Babe?

Trip: Yes, sweetie?

Dawn: Don't ever lie to my face again

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Hilbert has tagged Hilda in his status- Am I really still not invited to your wedding?

Comments:

Hilda: Yes

Hilbert: Plz

Hilda: No

Hilda: Suffer

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Dr. Oak has updated his status- HAHA I DID IT

Comments:

Sylveon: Ew

Arceus: Ew

Dr. Oak: Shush

Prof. Juniper: What did you do

Everybody: HI I'M EVERYBODY

Prof. Juniper: Who...is this?

Sylveon: An idea I stole

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Ash has updated his status- Can we just talk about how Dr. Oak has created four gods now?

Comments:

Paul: No

Dawn: Four?

Ash: Yeah did you forget about Bulbasaur/Turtwig?

Ash: Cause I did

Bulbasaur/Turtwig: Oh um...that's okay...

Ash: I already forgot who she was and she just had a line

Meowth: Tje wsll!!!

(A/N. SO I FORGOT IT WAS PraetorOfSinnoh 'S BIRTHDAY ON THE SIXTEENTH (I think it was the sixteenth) AND I HAD INTENDED TO MENTION IT IN THE LAST CHAPTER BUT I FORGOT AGAIN

I'm sorry I'm bad with birthdays

So don't feel bad if I forgot/forget yours because I can and I will forget because I'm horrible

Oh also

Everybody huh?

Yeah

I love stealing ideas lmao

Oh a pic?

Some of you have already seen her but here she is again:

She'll be explained later don't worry

Maybe

We'll see

So uh

K thx bai!)