Sylveon has updated her status- I'm so tired

Comments:

Arceus: Maybe if you paid more attention to ME and LESS on that big a$$ book you're planning, you wouldn't be

Sylveon: Maybe if I killed you I'd have less headaches

Anybody: It's worth a shot, I think

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- I miss you

Comments:

Hilda: You're laying right next to me

N: But you're not touching me

N: I want to be touched

Silver: Uh...

Gladion: Ew

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N has updated his status- She's holding my hand :)

Comments:

Moon: Omg!

Lyra: Yay!

Moon: I'm so happy for you guys!

Gladion: ...

Silver: ...

Gladion: Of all the women in the world we chose these ones

Silver: Yikes

Lyra: Excuse me

Silver: Nothing dear! I love you!

Hilda: Whipped

Silver: I'll whip you right off a f**king cliff

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Marnie has tagged Victor, Hop, and one other in her status- Okay boys, Gloria has a problem and we need to stage an intervention

Comments:

Victor: Finally realizing her obsession with your brother has gone too far?

Marnie: I found his hairbrush in her room

Bede: Ew

Hop: Ew x2

Gloria: Okay first of all

Gloria: That's yours

Gloria: You left it at my house last time you slept over

Marnie: Oh

Marnie: But his hair was in it!

Piers: I use your hairbrush sometimes

Marnie: ...

Marnie: Gloria still has an unhealthy obsession

Gloria: Okay but what else is new?

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Everybody has tagged Sylveon in her status- Mommy! Can I show Abel how to flip personalities?

Comments:

Arceus: Your mother is unavailable right now

Nobody: She's waiting to sin with Dad

Arceus: She is NOT

Anybody: Okay

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Anyway

Arceus: Show him

Everybody: Yay!

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- Hey babe! I love you so much! Have I ever told you that?

Comments:

Dawn: What did you do

Paul: What? Nothing!

Dawn: Paul

Paul: May I add, you are looking radiant today!

Ash: Ew what is this

Dawn: He broke something

Paul: What? I never break things!

Zoey: Besides Dawn's wrist...

Paul: Listen here you little sh*t

Dawn: P a u l

Paul: Okay I knocked over the lamp you bought me

Ash: You bought him a lamp?

Reggie: How thoughtful...

Dawn: He likes normal things like that

Paul: I appreciate a gift I can actually use

Dawn: And you felt the need to be all weird about breaking it because???

Paul: Oh no it's not broken

Paul: It knocked over that stupid glass Piplup Ash bought you and that broke

Ash: H E Y

Dawn: ...

Dawn: I will end you

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Bianca has updated her status- I just found out that N doesn't like Cheren!

Comments:

N: I have never liked Cheren

Cheren: I've never liked N

Rosa: Why don't you two get along, again?

Hilda: I don't even know

Hilbert: Tea time

N: Cheren got too close

Cheren: Ugh I liked Hilda during our journey and N didn't like that because he liked her blah blah blah

N: My Hilda

N: Mine

Silver: Dude, she's not property

N: Go away I do not like you either

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Silver has tagged Hilda in his status- He's so possessive over you!

Comments:

Hilda: I like it

Hilda: He's cute

N: <3

Silver: Gross

Hilda: Oh so if Gold was hitting on Lyra you wouldn't get upset

Silver: Gold is too busy hitting on me to notice Lyra

Gold: True story

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Serena has updated her status- EVERYONE. CLEMONT TEXTED ME BACK. TWICE!

Comments:

Iris: WOAH

Ash: THIS IS UNHEARD OF!

Clemont: And I might just do it a third time

Everybody: Hehe I strike again!

Abel: Hooray...?

(A/N. Woah did I just...update???

GASP

This is crazy

Maybe Everybody flipped MY personality!

Whelp

This chapter sucks AND it's past 2 am for me so I'll probably sleep

So uh

K thx bai!)