Rosa's Serperior has tagged Hilda's Serperior in her status- Hey

Comments:

Hilda's Serperior: Go away

Rosa's Serperior: Or what

Sylveon: I don't remember where this joke was going it's been four years

Arceus: Hold on what the fu-

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in their status- I thought we moved to TikTok what is this

Comments:

Sylveon: I don't know I got bored

Sylveon: Everyone here will be so confused about the new Anybody lore

Anybody: The what-

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Anybody has updated her status- Apparently I get a redemption arc and Abel goes f**king bonkers

Comments:

Abel: M-Me?

Anybody: I know right

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Ash has updated his status- I feel a disturbance in the force

Comments:

Arceus: Oh so now we're making Star Wars jokes?

Ash: Stop trying to make this about you- I'm having real issues

Arceus: What? Did Officer Jenny steal your memes???

Officer Jenny: It's not stealing if I'm confiscating them in the name of the law

Arceus: Did May not give Max milk and now he's making it everyone's problem?

Max: Excuse me for trying to right an injustice

Arceus: Is the Murdersquad leaving imaginary bodies on your front lawn?

Gladion: Imaginary?

Hilda: The nerve!

Silver: The scandal!

Arceus: Did Misty break up with you for the millionth time? Or did Paul break up with Dawn for the millionth time and now he's being mean to you again?

Misty: Don't test me I'll do it

Paul: Who p*seed in your cereal this morning?

Arceus: For the love of god, WHAT IS IT

Ash: ...

Ash: I found out that the Girl Scouts ran out of Thin Mints already

Arceus: ...

Arceus: I am so sorry

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Silver has tagged Gladion and Hilda in his status- So...what have you guys been up to in these past couple years

Comments:

Gladion: I'm Bi now so. That's cool

Silver: You just wanna be me, don't you?

Hilda: I got my canon totally rewritten so. That's cool

Hilda: Did you know that in this book at this current moment in time I am like. 25

Silver: F**k does that make me 22

Gladion: Wait that means I still can't drink yet??? This SUCKS

Silver: Ha N's almost 30

N: Ha you are the same age as Sylveon

Sylveon: Twins

Silver: Ew

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Nemona has updated her status- No one tell Juliana I have a crush on her
~Juliana has liked this status

Comments:

Juliana: I'm so glad we're such good friends Nemona

Penny: YIKES

Arven: OUCH

Carmine: LOL COMMON NEMONA L

Nemona: Jokes on all of you- I will continue to pine for years because she will continue to give me mixed signals

Juliana: That's my girl

Nemona: SEE

Arven: Wait Carmine you don't have a phone how are you doing this

Carmine: Look it's not important all you need to know is that Penny and I are friends now and the school computers are just out in the open for anyone to use

Penny: Blabbermouth omg

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Penny has updated her status- Kinda weird that I'm the only one in the group without a crush on Juliana

Comments:

Arven: Penny I told you that in CONFIDENCE

Penny: You do know she and I talk about it all the time right?

Juliana: It's hard being so fantastic that everyone loves me

Carmine: Arven watch this

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Kieran has updated his status- Hi everyone...Carmine told me to make an account...so I did!
~Juliana has reacted to this status: ❤️

Comments:

Juliana: Kieran!!!

Juliana: We should hang out later just you and me Koridon can take us up to the energy core in the terrarium we should also have a battle also we should definitely trade I caught this shiny Applin and I just think you would like it also we could go for a walk and then get ice cream or something no pressure

Arven: I knew this guy was trouble

Kieran: Juliana wants to give me an Applin this is the best day of my life

Kieran: I want to kiss her

Kieran: I DIDN'T MEAN TO POST THAT

Kieran: HOW DO I DELETE COMMENTS

(A/N. So uh. Hi. Yeah who would've thought, huh? Was just getting a bit nostalgic about this fic, but I doubt I'll update again so. I will once again plug my Tiktok and. Leave this book be. K thx bai!)

Tiktok: Sylveon1213