~Arceus, Sylveon, and seven others have logged on~

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Arceus has updated its status- What. The. F**k

Comments:

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: I missed it...

Arceus: What about the truth or dare book?!

Sylveon: F**k the truth or dare book! It's trash and I hate it!

Sylveon: Let me dig my own grave

Sylveon: I wanted this

Arceus: But what about the emotional ending?

Arceus: The extras and secrets?

Arceus: THE WRAPPING UP EVERYTHING NICELY???

Sylveon: ...But that was boring

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Why do I even bother

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Ash has updated his status- Ew they're back

Comments:

Arceus: Die

Paul: Trust me I've been trying to get him to

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Moon has tagged Hau in her status- There's no place I'd rather be!

Comments:

Hau: *Gasp*

Hau: Then on my surfboard out at sea

Moon: Lingering in the ocean blue

Hau: And if I had one wish come true!

Moon: I'd surf till the sun sets, beyond the horizon!

Hau: A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi

Hau: Lawe mai I ko papa he'e nalu

Moon: Flyin by on the Alolan roller coaster ride!

Lillie: ...

Gladion: ...

Lillie: Sometimes...

Lillie: Sometimes you two worry me

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Nate has updated his status- I like my men how I like my women. That's the joke. I'm bi

Comments:

Rosa: You say that like its brand new information

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Hilda has updated her status- Silver

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Hilda has updated her status- Silver

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Hilda has updated her status- Silver

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Hilda has updated her status- Silver

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Hilda has updated her status- Silver

Comments:

Silver: What

Hilda: You left your knife on my table

Silver: Oh my bad I'll come pick it up next time I'm in Unova

Hilda: No you gotta pick it up now

Silver: Why

Hilda: It's getting blood on my table

Silver: Then wash it???

Hilda: No

Silver: Well idk what to tell you Hilda

Lyra: ...What is this

Gladion: A normal squad conversation

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Everybody has tagged Sylveon in her status- Mommy! Are you and Daddy gonna be together now?

Comments:

Sylveon: Lol

Sylveon: No

Arceus: WHY NOOOOT

Sylveon: Because as long as she's single I'm single

Sylveon: We went over this

Arceus: ...Pft. You're just Torchic

Sylveon: Ex-f**king-scuse me?

Arceus: You heard me

Sylveon: ...

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~Sylveon and Arceus are now in a relationship~

Comments:

Author: You little sh*t

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Sorry

Author: No tf you ain't don't talk to me

Meowth: Hpw is tje aiyhtr taklong to hwrsrkf?

Nobody: Maybe you should stop asking questions

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Why are you crying

Comments:

Hilda: I KILLED MY FLOWERS

N: Oh no...I'm sorry honey

Hilda: EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES

Gladion: Oh Hau~

Gladion: Wanna go give my friend Hilda a congratulatory hand touch?

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Ash has tagged Gary in his status- Yo...I think Officer Jenny is working for the government

Comments:

Gary: I think you may be onto something there

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Hey how do you want your tea

Comments:

Hugh: Tax free

Rosa: Oh nevermind it looks like we're out of tea

Hugh: Check the harbor

Rosa: STOP IT

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Hau has updated his status- What kind of music does a musician play in the winter?

Comments:

Gladion: Don't you f**cking dare say-

Hau: -Coldplay

Lillie: <3

Gladion: I'm ending your life

(A/N. Um

Hi

So

I'm back

Cause

I missed writing this book

I missed it really bad

But like honestly my friend Christian encouraged me to pick it up again since I told him how much I loved it

Also he said I was funny today and I said

"I know"

Wow

So uh

Yeet here I am

Welcome back bitches

Bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of me

No one's gonna read this

BUT I'M GONNA WRITE IT ANYWAYS BECAUSE I LOVE IT

So uh

K thx bai!)