May has updated her status- Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world

Comments:

Iris: Hell yes

Misty: Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love!

Ash: Well yeah you're the only one who'll put up with me

Dawn: Like I'm the only one who knows your heart~

Paul: Beautiful~

Serena: Only girl in the world

Clemont: This feels like a subtweet

Serena: As if any other girl would even look at you

Clemont: H E Y

Sylveon: Like I'm the only one that's in command

Arceus: You're gonna join, too?

Sylveon: Rihanna

Arceus: Okay that's fair

Iris: 'CAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN YEAH

Trip: <3

Sylveon: Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world

Sylveon: Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love

Sylveon: Like I'm the only one who knows your heart

Iris: Aw man you took all the good parts!

Sylveon: Deal with it

Iris: I CANNOT

Serena: *Whispers* Only one...

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Ash has updated his status- My heart's a stereo!

Comments:

Drew: It beats for you, so listen close

May: This song's old

Drew: So is that attitude

Trip: Hear my thoughts in every note!

Iris: More enthusiasm next time, babe. Good try tho

Trip: Thanks

Ash: Make me your radio!

Misty: You already are- I take your phone and listen to your music

Ash: THAT'S WHY MY PHONE KEEPS DISAPPEARING

Trip: AND TURN ME UP WHEN YOU FEEL LOW

Trip: Was that good enough

Iris: Well now it just feels like you're trying to steal my thunder

Cilan: I would never steal your thunder

Trip: Shut up

Clemont: This melody was meant for you

Serena: Maybe you should text it to me then

Dawn: Ahem

Paul: No

Dawn: Pleeeaseeee Paulieeeee

Paul: ...

Paul: *Sigh*

Paul: Just sing along to my stereo

Ash: Wow you really do love her

Paul: Duh

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Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- You didn't want to participate?

Comments:

Arceus: Nah that song ain't really my jam

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: We need to see other people

Arceus: We're Pokémon

Sylveon: We need to break up

Arceus: No we don't

Sylveon: Yes

Arceus: No

Sylveon: Yes

Arceus: You're cute when you're angry

Sylveon: DO NOT EVER CALL ME CUTE

Sylveon: OR I WILL CHOKE YOU

Arceus: Lol you can't even reach my neck

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Try me, hoe

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Drew has tagged Paul in his status- How's No Shave November going?

Comments:

Paul: It's not

Drew: You shaved?

Paul: Dawn said we couldn't sin if I didn't

Paul: I had to make sacrifices

Drew: Oh damn you right

Paul: How's it going for you

Drew: Oh no I shaved today. I don't look good with facial hair

May: Nooo I thought you looked niceeeee

Drew: I looked like a bush

May: I know

Drew: ...

May: Cute

Ash: Well I look NOICE

Misty: He does~

Clemont: Can't afford the risk of a beard. What if it got caught in one of my experiments?

Serena: You have enough time to shave but not enough to text me back?

Clemont: Basically, yeah

Iris: Trip looks okay...He will be shaving as soon as November is over, though

Trip: Oh for sure

Trip: But this is just something I have to do

Cilan: You should also break up with Iris

Trip: Or not

Cilan: YES

Trip: NO

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- 'Cause you've been hurt before- I can see it in your eyes- you try to smile it away, some things you can't disguise. Don't wanna break your heart, baby I can ease the ache the ache so let me give your heart a break

Comments:

Sylveon: Ah Demi Lovato

Sylveon: A classic

Arceus: But I also sang you the song

Sylveon: Yes and it was very cute <3

Everybody: MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE EACH OTHER YAY

Nobody: ...

Anybody: ...

Nobody: I don't like it

Anybody: Me neither

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Arceus has tagged Silver, Gladion, and 11 others in its status- So how's No Shave November for you losers

Comments:

Gladion: I don't grow facial hair...it sucks

Hau: Me neither

Sun: Nope

Silver: Eh it's fine. Itchy

N: Fun!

Hilda: I don't normally let him grow anything past stubble so it's interesting

Cheren: I can't grow a nice beard

Bianca: It's disappointing

Cheren: HEY

Hugh: I don't like having facial hair

Rosa: Boo! Grow a beard!

Hugh: No

Rosa: Pft...lame

Red: I'll probably shave soon

Blue: I already did

Brendan: I shaved everywhere but kept the mustache. Heh heh

Hilbert: Eh I'm fine with having a beard honestly

Hilbert: But I need Brendan to shave his mustache it's not okay

Brendan: NEVER

Nate: I grew a goatee

Hilbert: Help my family is insane

Arceus: Don't complain- you've got it easy

Sylveon: Excuse me?

Arceus: Nothing, darling!

Sylveon: That's what I thought hoe

(A/N. Ugh this chapter's long and bad but here ya go

K thx bai!)