Sylveon has updated her status- Why am I even still on Wattpad?

Comments:

Arceus: The real question is why aren't you on it anymore?

Anybody: Because ever since she started dating you her secret need for attention is being filled by you and not the readers?

Sylveon: ...

Arceus: ...

Sylveon: Who the f**k made you?

Anybody: You

Sylveon: Right

Sylveon: That was a mistake

Anybody: So was reviving this book

Somebody: That's mean

Sylveon: He's right tho

Anybody: I know

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Dawn has updated her status- Whelp I'm scarred for life and questioning everything I've ever known and trusted

Comments:

May: What happened?

Ash: Paul finally break and punch a kid in the face?

Paul: Not yet

Dawn: No

Dawn: Even WORSE

Dawn: IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN BE PREGNANT AND NOT EVEN HAVE SYMPTOMS OF IT

May: WhAT

Dawn: IT'S CRAZY

Dawn: SOMETIMES DOCTORS CAN'T EVEN TELL

May: Oh nO

Dawn: ...

May: ...

Dawn: My life of sin is catching up to me

May: Mine too

Iris: Mine too

Dawn: ...

May: ...

Iris: You really think I don't sin with Trip?

Iris: Grow up

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Trip has tagged Iris in his status- Babe wtf

Comments:

Iris: I love a good late night confession

Trip: It's 7 am

Iris: Same thing

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Sylveon has updated her status- This book is a mess. I don't even know who's dating who anymore

Comments:

Sylveon: I'm just gonna ship things and pretend they were together the whole time

Nobody: Sounds about right

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Zamazenta has tagged Zacian in its status- What do you have?

Comments:

Zacian: A SWORD

Zamazenta: NO

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- Come on we have to go to the store before it closes

Comments:

Lyra: No, f**k you

Silver: You can wear my jacket the whole time

Lyra: ...

Lyra: Coming

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Wooloo has updated his status- uwu

Comments:

Mareep: uwu

Flaafy: uwu

Skiddo: uwu

Gogoat: uwu

Ampharos: You're not even sheep

Gogoat: Someone's salty

Skiddo: Quit projecting old man

Ampharos: I aM noT oLd

Wooloo: Gen?

Ampharos: ...

Ampharos: 2

Skiddo: Old

Ampharos: So is Mareep!

Mareep: But I'm a sheep. What aren't you understanding about this?

Ampharos: I hate my life

(A/N. Why am I still here

K thx bai)