~True timeline extras~

(A/N. These are mostly from ITPCHFB 2 because I had to delete all the ones from the first one. Rip

I delete most extras anyway so it's not that big of a deal

Basically all these are stuff that I didn't think was funny enough to go into chapters

So have fun

The jokes are terrible)

N has tagged Ghetsis in his status- Dad?

Comments:

Ghetsis: Y'all hear something?

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N has tagged Ghetsis in his status- Dad

Comments:

Ghetsis: New phone who dis

N: This is Facebook, Dad

Ghetsis: New dis who phone

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N has tagged Ghetsis in his status- Father

Comments:

Ghetsis: Freak

Hilda: EXCUSE YOU

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Silver has tagged Hilda in his status- So if you weren't dating N, which of your other friends would you date

Comments:

Hilda: Hmm

Hilda: Rosa

Rosa: HA F**K YOU BIANCA

Bianca: Dammit Hilda

Hilda: Well who would you date?

Bianca: ...Rosa

Rosa: That's right b*tches

Rosa: I'd have to go with Cheren tho

Cheren: Nice

Cheren: I'm going with Hilda

Hilda: But we already knew that

Cheren: So?

Hilda: He's only picking me as his backup for Bianca it's fine

Cheren: N O

Hugh: I'd have to date Hilda too

Hilda: I've obtained the Qwilfish

Hilbert: Hugh

Hugh: Good

Nate: Rosa or Hugh it honestly doesn't matter

N: I would pick Rosa as well

Rosa: Heh heh

Rosa: Everybody loves me

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- Stop doing stupid sh*t

Comments:

Dawn: Never

May: What happened

Paul: Dawn freaked out because she thought she forgot Piplup at the Pokémon Center, but she was carrying him

May: You're dumb, Dawn

Dawn: Shut up snitch

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Red has tagged Blue in his status- I love you even though you were the absolute f**king worst

Comments:

Blue: And I love you even though you killed my Raticate

Red: *Sniffles* STOP IT

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Guzma has updated his status- IT'S YA BOY...Crippling depression

Comments:

Gladion: Holy f**k Guzma

Plumeria: Yeah who do you think you are? Gladion?

Gladion: H E Y

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~Corrupted timelines extras~

Silver has tagged Hilda in his status- So like...should we date?

Comments:

Hilda: No

Silver: Okay good I wasn't really looking to date you

Hilda: Good

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N has updated his status- I ate too much grass...

Comments:

Hilbert: Why

N: Because Hilda and I broke up and she's 100% of my impulse control

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Hilbert has tagged N in his status- So like now that I'm single and you're single what if WE date

Comments:

N: I'm not going to date my ex girlfriend's twin brother

Hilbert: That's fair

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~Final chapter extras~

Blue has tagged Red in his status- I love you

Comments:

Red: Ugh Fine

Red: You can top once

Blue: YESSSSS

Blue: TOP BUNK HERE I COME

Red: <3

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Sun has tagged Nate in his status- I'm a tad too young for you, but you could date Gold

Comments:

Gold: I'M IN LOVE WITH SILVER

Nate: And I'm in love with Hugh and Rosa but THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN

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Somebody has tagged Ash in his status- I heard you had Kermit memes

Comments:

Ash: WHAT NO I DON'T

Ash: GARY HAS THEM

Gary: YOU SNITCH

Somebody: ...

Somebody: Gimme

Ash: ...

Gary: ...

Gary: What

Somebody: Gimme the Kermit memes

Ash: But I thought-

Somebody: Let me rephrase that...

Somebody: Give me the Kermit memes or else...

Somebody: I'll replace all your spicy memes with only mildly spicy memes

Gary: TAKE THE KERMIT MEMES

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Spark has updated his status- Is dabbing still relevant

Comments:

Blanche: No now shut up and catch your stupid Pidgeys

Spark: ...

Spark: *dabs*

Candela: Oh my god I'm gonna kill him

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Kate updated her status- I wish we were in this book more...

Comments:

Sylveon: Me too

Sylveon: But no one understood the references

Keith: Since when do you care

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Excellent point

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Sylveon has updated her status- *Sees an ice cube* Hoe

Comments:

Moon: Truth

N: And ideals

Moon: It'd be ideal if you stopped making this joke

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~Secrets of If the Pokémon Characters had Facebook(2)~

ITPCHFB's Ending

I always knew how I wanted to end ITPCHFB

You can see the plan very very early in the first book:

You can also see that I was a freshman in high school (9th grade) when I came up with the ending. I am a senior now (12th grade) and just recently ended the series

The ending was about four years in the making, folks

Anybody is gender fluid

I'm actually surprised no one noticed this one

When I made Everybody, I established her gender as female, but wished that I had made her fluid instead. When I decided that Anybody was going to be thrown into the mix, I knew that she/he was going to be fluid. Anybody was originally made to mirror Alex Fierro, but took a much more sinister turn as you all know lol

Anybody is predominately male.

The end of the book is back in the original timeline

I think a couple of you were confused by N forgiving Hilda. You seemed worried that N was setting himself up for heartbreak again. Hilda wasn't apologizing for cheating, she was apologizing for being shady. I do believe in the timeline where Silver and Hilda do cheat, N and Lyra wouldn't end up forgiving them (as opposed to the true timeline). In the long run, Hilda and Silver would end up together, Lyra would end up with Gold, and N would never marry.

That's an extra headcanon for you SilverxHilda shippers (aka me)

The reason the gods logged off is because Somebody would be out of place

Somebody was created in the corrupted timeline, so when they flipped into the true timeline, the others would have no idea who he is.

The gods decided it best to remove themselves before others (besides Officer Jenny) started asking questions about where he came from.

Somebody is a mix of all the gods

You already knew this one, so I guess it's not really a secret ;p

The Murder Squad does not actually murder

GASP

WHAT

BUT THEY SHOWED SUN A PRESENTATION AND EVERYTHING

I know, but they don't kill people. They're more of a vigilante justice type of thing. Only they do it (somewhat) legally. They're closer to private investigators than anything.

The murder squad was originally Hugh and Hilda

Most of you already knew that, but did you know I still planned on adding Hugh?

But I didn't add him because not only would there then be two members from Unova, but there would be three boys and one girl. And I just couldn't do that to poor Hilda. Also, the dynamic would be awful with three guys and one girl. Hilda can balance out Gladion and Silver, plus I'm fairly certain Gladion and Silver have issues with girls so I like Hilda acting like a mother figure to the boys.

Sun and Moon, Hilda and Hilbert, and Ho-oh/Unfezant and Unfezant/Ho-oh weren't originally siblings

These are some of the times where my continuity errors come into play, because there's one point somewhere where the two gods are in a relationship??? It never goes anywhere, but I decided I prefer them as siblings so ew. And for the protagonist counterparts, I only recently began headcanoning them as twins so continuity.

Silver and Hilda are not actually in love

They're just very close. Silver clings to Hilda because she's the only girl (space) friend he has.

Moon never gets her Switch back from Gladion

Rip Link

Nobody is actually my favorite character

Nobody is my favorite to write. He starts off feeling abandoned and alone, and as a result he acts out but really just wants people (specifically Gary) to care about him and love him. He suffers alone for a long time, trying once more to get the attention he seeks, but gets shot down by Arceus. He slowly becomes a redeemable character and is completely redeemed once Sylveon enters the story. Sylveon cares for Nobody and treats him as her son. Arceus soon does the same, forgiving him for what he's done in his past. Soon, Nobody is surrounded by siblings and parents who care about him and love him. He tries to save Anybody from the same fate he had in the beginning, but that isn't so, and it hurts him to see his brother fall down that path. But in the end, Nobody finally has a family who cares about him, and that's all he's ever really wanted. He built himself up from darkness, getting exactly what he wanted all along- love.

Aw

Isn't he such a cute character?

~Important ITPCHFB moments~

Dawn and Paul begin dating (for the first time)- ITPCHFB Chapter 4

First body swap- ITPCHFB Chapter 6

Meowth can't type- ITPCHFB Chapter 8

Author first wall break- ITPCHFB Chapter 10??

Ash and Gary date- ITPCHFB Chapter 14 I guess???

Professor Oak changes his name to Dr. Oak- ITPCHFB Chapter 14 I guess???

Dawn and Paul break up (for the first time) ITPCHFB Chapter 14 I guess???

Arceus logs off for the first time- ITPCHFB Chapter 14 I guess???

Nobody is introduced- ITPCHFB Chapter 16!!

Not God is introduced- ITPCHFB Chapter 16!!

May and Drew start dating (the first time)- ITPCHFB Chapter 17?

Max asks May for milk for the first time- ITPCHFB Chapter 17?

Dawn and Paul get back together- ITPCHFB Chapter 18?

Not God's evil side shows- ITPCHFB Chapter 19? ITPCHFB Chapter I don't even know anymore

Not God's identity is revealed- ITPCHFB Chapter Okay I'm sure it's 21 this time

Nobody changes his name to Somebody- ITPCHFB Chapter Okay I'm sure it's 21 this time

Nobody's Pokéball is thrown into the ocean- ITPCHFB Chapter Okay I'm sure it's 21 this time

The jumping on the bed joke begins- ITPCHFB Chapter Okay I'm sure it's 21 this time

N and Hilda begin dating- Chapter hm01

Silver and Lyra begin dating- Chapter hm01

Drew tells May he loves her- Chapter 101 (lol)

Ho-oh/Unfezant is born- Chapter GENDER SWAP

Iris shows singing enthusiasm- Chapter it's my birthday!

Ho-oh/Unfezant is introduced- Chapter it's my birthday!

Bulbasaur/Turtwig is introduced- Chapter I've been laying too much Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Nobody's return- Chapter BOI WHAT

Hilda shows first signs of Murder Squad tendencies- Chapter Back it again with the updates

Unfezant/Ho-oh is introduced- Chapter Back it again with the updates

Sylveon's first appearance- Chapter YEET FAM YOU THOUGHT

Hilda and Gladion start the squad- Chapter I've got jokes, guys

Silver joins the squad- Floored

Rosa and Hugh start dating- Floored

This is only a fraction of the important moments, but there's a lot of stuff to look through and I can't tolerate my trash writing for that long XD

If you want more important moments I'll look through more of the books and post another chapter with them

Anyways

I just wanted to thank you all for the overwhelming support of this book

It means the absolute world to me that you read my book

And I'm so honored that I got the chance to make you all laugh and smile

You all mean the world to me

And I'm excited to show you the new project I'm working on ;)

What's it about?

Who knows???

Nobody: *raised hand*

Lol

Jokes

I love you guys and I appreciate you more than you can even fathom <3

K thx bai!