Sylveon: Ya know...this new timeline...turns out it ain't working

Nobody: Uh huh

Nobody: And why exactly did you think a new one would be a good idea?

Sylveon: I don't know

Sylveon: BUT IT AIN'T WORKING

Dialga: Uuuggggh do you know how much work it is to create timelines???

Sylveon: Destroy this one

Sylveon: I want my ITPCHFB timeline

Arceus: ME TOO

Nobody: This book has already taken a huge L

Sylveon: SHUT UP SON

~~~

Arceus: *dumps everyone into a room with no walls*

Ash: What

Red: ...

Ash: WHO IS THAT

Gary: And why is he a hotter version of you?

Blue: DON'T TOUCH MY BOY

Sylveon: Everyone relax...You're in a Truth or Dare book

Silver: UGGGGHHHH

Gladion: NO

Hilda: THOSE SUCK

Lyra: Relax you three

Hilda: I'm hiding in N until this is over

Gladion: ...Um...What?

Hilda: *shoves self into N's embrace*

Hilda: What did you think I meant

Gladion: Nothing...

N: I hug my Hilda :)

Arceus: AHHHH FERRISWHEEL

Ash: Relax you cookie eating freak

Hilda: *slaps Ash*

Hilda: WE DON'T USE THE F WORD AROUND HERE

Paul: Ahh Ash in pain

Paul: My favorite past time

Nobody: *Throws pie*

Paul: Wtf

Nobody: DawnHikari2017 dares you, Silver, Gladion, and N to be nice the whole chapter or else you get pie thrown at you

Silver: Rookie

Gladion: Smh

Ash: What?

Silver: We don't use the f word around Hilda

Gladion: Yeah you learn that lesson the hard way

Dawn: Lyra!

Lyra: Dawn!

Lyra and Dawn: *hug*

Silver: You know each other?

Lyra: I have a life outside of you

Ghetsis: Ew

Hilda: GHETSIS

Ghetsis: Oh sh*t

Hilda: THERE'S NO ESCAPING ME THIS TIME! MURDER SQUAD ASSEMBLE

Gladion: Uggghhh

Silver: I don't wanna

Hilda: You guys, you're embarrassing me

Nobody: Can we get started I'm bored

~~~

Sylveon: shippergorl5000 dares Arceus to go the rest of the book without Thin Mints

Arceus: GASP

Arceus: Fine

Arceus: I'll just eat the other cookies then

Sylveon: She also dares Lyra to dress up in a Team Rocket uniform for the rest of the chapter

Silver: Oh she's playing a dangerous game

Lyra: I did it!

Lyra: Don't I look cute, Silvey?

Silver: You'd look even cuter if you took it off

Dawn: Don't get pregnant

Paul: Babe

Dawn: What

Nobody: Next

Nobody: Ooo! This next one is good!

Sylveon: ???

Nobody: TravisBarrett321 dares Sylveon to kiss Arceus

Sylveon: WHAT

Arceus: Yesssss

Nobody: You gotta do it, ma

Nobody: You know what'll happen to your memes if you don't

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Fine! But get your brother. I'd rather be in my human form for this

Arceus: *Squee*

Anybody: Oh so now you want my help?

Sylveon: Yeah

Anybody: Okay

• "So..." Hilda hummed, scanning Sylveon up and down, "This is what you'd look like if you were human?"

Sylveon frowned, "Yeah yeah it's so great."

Anybody remained in his Pokémon form and sat by his brother, Nobody. Nobody was stealing glances at Gary, who, along with Ash, was asking Arceus what gender it was now.

"So like...is there just nothing down there?" Ash asked.

Arceus recoiled from the boy, "That's for Sylveon to know only!"

Sylveon crossed her arms, "If that..."

Nobody waddled over to his parents, "Kiss already."

Arceus smiled like an idiot at Sylveon, who groaned and lowered her ears. She looked around at the vast audience before her.

"Could you all not watch?" She asked.

"We're not watching..." Gold said, recording the event on his phone.

Sylveon sighed and looked up at the tall man before her. His eyes were practically sparkling with excitement. She grabbed his face with her hands and pulled his lips down to hers. She almost immediately pushed him away, blushing profusely.

"Hell yeah..." Gold whispered, "That's going on Facebook..."

Sylveon crossed her arms, "Return us to our Pokémon forms so we can continue to torture these idiots!" She hissed.

"Boo!" Gary yelled.

Nobody suddenly took on his human form and snapped his fingers, "Actually," he said, pulling out his phone, "Jackie dares you two to be shoved in a closet for twenty minutes! Get on it!"

Blood dropped from Arceus' nose, "Oh Hell yeah..." he mumbled. He took Sylveon's hand and pulled her into the closet, "Let's go make another god!"

Sylveon screeched a "No!" and many insults of protest before her voice was cut off by the closing of the door.

"Um...will she be okay in there with him?" Dawn asked.

Nobody nodded, "Yeah. Odds are she's actually hitting him right now." •

Nobody: So I guess Anybody and I will be your hosts for the next few things

Anybody: Yay...

Nobody: RivalCrushAngel dares Rosa and N to switch hairstyles

Hilda: N actually doesn't have enough hair for both the pigtails and the Leia buns, so I just gave him the buns

N: I feel cute

Hilda: You look cute

Rosa: So like...I just put my hair in a ponytail

Hugh: You still look hot as hell tho

Rosa: <3

Anybody: Ew

Anybody: Elemeno dares Hilda to eat all of N's grass while wearing a grass skirt

Hilda: Ew no!

Hilda: I hate grass skirts!

Nobody: Sorry Hilda

N: I can't believe you can eat grass but I can't

Hilda: *eating a single blade of grass* I'm not having this argument with you

Sylveon: H E C K

Nobody: Oh hey Mom

Sylveon: DON'T CALL ME THAT

Nobody: Yo it's Jackie's fault, not mine

Sylveon: *glares*

Silver: Did you sin

Sylveon: None of your business

Arceus: Yes

Sylveon: A R C E U S

Anybody: Perfect timing for the last dare!

Anybody: Lida dares Sylveon to give her honest opinion on all her children and Arceus

Arceus: Oh???

Sylveon: ...Honest?

Anybody: Mhmm

Sylveon: Well I love my children! I just don't always like them

Somebody: Interesting, continue

Sylveon: And Arceus...

Arceus: *eyes sparkle*

Sylveon: ...I love him too...

Arceus: AHHHHHHHH

Ash: IT'S CANON

Sylveon: I will terminate ALL OF YOU

Sylveon: K thx bai!

(A/N. Oops I did a thing

Yay Sylveus

Speaking of

Here's a Sylveus art collage

Anyways

I brought the ITPCHFB timeline back because

I just

Couldn't do a new one

It just felt wrong

So uh

K thx bai!)