Sylveon: Hey y'all. Might start this up again

Arceus: And we're adding the Galar kids!

Sylveon: And when it comes to the Galar kids, as some of you may know, I headcanon Piers and Marnie as Moon and Gladion's children

Gladion: You what

Sylveon: So this book will be no different! Except Moon and Gladi won't be like old ass adults here

Moon: Rude

Sylveon: So, if you wanna ask those truths and dish out those dares, now is the time

Arceus: No one is reading this anymore, Sylv

Sylveon: Shut up baby, I know it