Dialga: Yo Moon and Gladion

Moon: What

Dialga: *dumps the Galar kids* Here ya go. I brought them from the future

Piers: MOM! DAD!

Marnie: Ew Mum and Dad are here

Gladion: Who tf said you could take that time with me

Marnie: Why tf are you so short

Gladion: ...

Gladion: When I get older you are so grounded

Everybody: I'm confused!

Arceus: Maybe it'll be less confusing if they don't interact as much

Piers: Woahhh Mom and Dad look so weird! They're so young!

Marnie: Awww you're older than them, Piers!

Piers: ...

Piers: Somebody end me

Somebody: That's not really my department

Sylveon: Guess we'll get started then?

Anybody: MikuLuigi07 wants to know if Marnie is seeing anyone. If she's not they wanna know who you want to date.

Marnie: I'm currently single

Marnie: AND THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Hilda: I can tell you're new here

Silver: Of course it's their business

Gladion: Quit harassing my daughter

Anybody: No. Answer the question lame edgelord

Marnie: ...

Marnie: Victor...

Victor: HA I WIN

Gloria: No one else wanted her

Victor: ...

Victor: I WIN AGAIN

Sylveon: So PokeRavenclaw25 has a lot and since I'm desperate we're gonna do them all

Arceus: Fun

Sylveon: First off, they dare the Galar kids to slap their least favorite character from any of the past generations

Piers: Oh man who am I gonna slap?

Marnie: *slaps Moon*

Moon: Hey wtf

Marnie: I have mommy issues

Gladion: Mood

Silver: Mood

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Don't slap her again

Piers: *slaps Rose*

Rose: Seriously? Out of literally anyone you chose me?

Piers: It was too overwhelming!

Gloria: Hehehe

Hop: We thinking the same thing?

Gloria: Yup

Gloria and Hop: *slaps Cynthia*

Cynthia: Did I just get bit by a Shaymin?

Gloria and Hop: WE TOUCHED HER OMG WHAT AN HONOR

Sylveon: You were supposed to slap someone you hate!

Gloria and Hop: ...

• Gloria and Hop turned to each other and snickered.

Sylveon crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow, "What are you two giggling about?"

Gloria and Hop nodded and raised their hands to slap Sylveon, but something suddenly grabbed their wrists. They turned around to see Arceus glaring down at them.

"Not on your life." He growled. •

Hop: I'm scared, Glori!

Gloria: Me too!

Sylveon: Simp

Arceus: Shut up

Victor: I don't really hate anyone!

Bede: Can I use Victor's slap?

Sylveon: Sure

Bede: *slaps Hop twice*

Hop: Oi! What the f**k!

Bede: I hate your stupid, cute, perfect face

Hop: I like you too, Bede

Somebody: Anyways...PokeRavenclaw25 has a few truths and the first two are: N- if you were a Pokémon which Pokémon would you be? And Hilda- Would you still love N if he were a Pokémon

N: Zoroark! And I can answer that- No. She wouldn't.

Hilda: Not this fight again...

Silver: This fight again

Hilda: You know HumanxPokémon relationships are illegal, right?

Gladion: Honey, ain't nothin' illegal if Officer Jenny doesn't find out

Officer Jenny: Bold of you to assume I even care

Silver: C'mon Hilds! You've seen "Zoroark Children", right?

Hilda: I would still love N...just maybe not romantically

N: ...

N: So maybe you would?

Hilda: Well-

N: Good enough for me

Somebody: Anyways...The next three truths from them are: Gladion and Silver- Will you recruit new members of the squad? Sylveus- Is it official? And Arceus- Thin Mints or Sylveon and why?

Hilda: Oh so I'm not in the squad anymore? That's fine! Not like I founded it or anything!

Gladion: ...

Silver: No we will not

Sylveus: Unfortunately, we are indeed married

Arceus: SHE'S MAH WIFEYYYY

Sylveon: I regret it every day

Arceus: Thin mints

Sylveon: W O W

Nobody: Before idiot one and idiot two start a fight, HimariEspeon wants Lyra and N to kiss

Arceus: Wait am I one or two

Lyra: What? Why?

Nobody: *shrugs*

Lyra: I know you know

Nobody: I know you know I know

• "N!" Lyra chirped, grabbing her tall friend by the arm.

"Lyra!" N chirped back.

Hilda and Silver crosses their arms and narrowed their eyes at Nobody, "This is very suspect." Hilda said.

Nobody shrugged.

Lyra leaned up and kissed N on the cheek.

Silver scrunched up his nose, "Yuck." •

Nobody: You two aren't mad?

Hilda: Lol no? He's like 21 and she's like...young

Lyra: I'm tiny!!!

N: I can easily pat her head!

Moon: Pat my head next!

N: Okay!

Everybody: Next!!!

Everybody: awesometrainer7 dares Piers to say who he has a crush on!

Piers: Currently? No one

Gloria: Me?

Piers: Especially not you

Dialga: HA

Dialga: See ya in seven years, BUDDY

Everybody: They also dare N and Hilda to sin!

Hilda: What

N: Okay!

Everybody: ...

Everybody: What's sin?

N: Come Hilda! Let's go sin!

Hilda: ...

Hilda: Ughhhh why do I even bother to resist anymore?

Everybody: They also want Dawn and Paul to act like Ash's parents for the chapter!

Everybody: Oh no! The chapter's over!

Ash: Thank god

Sylveon: K thx bai!