The red fox sat at a brown table just inches away from a office desk positioned in a corner.

His head way sitting on his crossed arms as he was daydreaming of his bunny.

He sighed, not knowing what Judy was feeling was devastating..
He was soo used to texting her everyday that it became a habit. Yet five months in the academy and he still missed her. Hell, He always will.

As the teacher of their class started calling names for random reasons, Nick zoned out.

She's so...damn I can't put it in words. I can't wait to see her again! And when I do, hell I'll hug her, hold her.....k-kiss her. And possibly later  meet her parents..
Go on dates, take her somewhere special..and propose to her.

"Wilde!"

He was brought back to life by the calling of his name.

"W-what?" He asked and everyone laughed at him.

The teacher face pawed before sighing, "You and a few others are at the top if your class. Meaning, four more months and you'll be back in Zootopia."

He caught himself from gasping in join as he nodded. "Th-thank you.."

"No thank you, Wilde. You're the only predator, let alone a fox, to get to the top of your class in just few months. I'm very proud of your effort."

All he could do was nod in response. He could not contain the happiness in his heart.

He was gonna see Judy! Very soon, he was! And boy oh boy was he excited.

Once class was dismissed, everyone was ordered back to their cabins. One of which Nick shared with a wolf and polar bear. Once he got there, they were happy to see him.

"Did you make it to the top?" Jeremiah, the grey wolf said, smiling.

"Sure did," Nick replied, high fiving him and climbing to his bunk at the top of the bunk bed.

"That's great! So you'll be able to see your girlfriend?"

"I think she's my girlfriend..and yeah, I'll finally be able to see her." He said as he laid on his back.

Nick looked up at the ceiling and smiled. "I just wish I could see her now, she's probably lonely and I wanna be there to comfort my little..." He stopped himself from saying bunny.

"You're little what?" Tom, the polar bear asked.

Immediately, both Tom and Jeremiah start laughing, causing Nick to groan. "It isn't even that funny." He said.

Jeremiah stopped laughing and nodded. "But fo'real though, whose the vixen?"

The red fox froze a bit before speaking, "she's...not a vixen."

Jeremiah smirked, "Oh, so you're into older women-"

"Ew no! Bunnies aren't old vixens!"

The room went silent...either than Tom opening a bag of Takis.

"You said, bunny?"

"I know what I said."

"You're in live with a bunny?!"

"You're in love with a cat!"

"That's different, I'm a canine so-"

"You're natural enemies, dog and cat-"

"So are you, fox and...rabbit?!"

"Judy isn't just some ordinary rabbit."

"Neither is Kate!"

"So drop it and walk away."

Jeremiah growled, "Sadly, I'm stuck here with you."

"Right back at ya-", Nick shot back but was cut off when Jeremiah spoke.

"That's soo old." Nick said, playing with his claws, still on his bunk.

"Yo momma so old."

Nick sat up. Angry at what had just came from the wolf's mouth.
"So is yours but you still listen to her."

"Cunt. Yo momma still old-"

"What did you say?"

"I said yo momma old!"

Nick hopped down and stood in front of him.

"Yo momma so ugly, she makes blind people cry!"

"Yo momma so stupid she returned a doughnut cuz it had a hole in it!"

"Yo momma so poor, she can't even PAY attention!"

Jeremiah growled, "Yo momma so stupid, she yelled into an envelope thinking that she was sending a voicemail!"

Nick rolled his eyes. "Yo momma so stupid, she thinks fruity pebbles is some gay wrestler!"

"Yo momma so dumb she thought Taco bell was some Mexican phone company!"

"Your momma so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!"

"Yo momma soo ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!"

"Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory!"

"Yo momma so ugly...that her portraits hang themselves!"

"Yo momma so fay that I pictured her in my head and the bitch broke my neck!"

"Yo momma so fat everyone mistook her for a life boat when the titanic sunk!"

"Yo momma so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye!"

"Yo momma soo ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application!"

"Yo momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean."

"Yo momma so ugly that your dad didn't even want her.."

Nick froze in shock. Sure it wasn't that big of a joke but boy did it feel like it.

Jeremiah continued, "I bet your dad didn't even want you!"

Nick's face softened and as much as he wanted to remain still, he sat on the bottom bed. Still listening to Jeremiah throwing  insults.

"I mean, who would want a fat old lady and a pussy fox!?"

Nick growled, "Word to the wise, my mom died, my dad did leave me,  But I'm still here, still hanging on. Now there might not be any humor in this, but I hope you know, the best your momma jokes are the ones where someone gets slapped."

And with that, the fox extended his paw far back, and slapped the living daylights outta him.

Jeremiah fell back into the nightstand, holding his burning cheek. He looked up at Nick before looking down. "I-I'm sorry, man." He muttered, rubbing his cheek.

"I apologize too, that was one hell of a slap though." The fox admitted.

"Wait..So no more jokes?" Tom said as he had already eaten five bags of chips.

"No..No more jokes. " Nick said and looked at the crying wolf.

"Jeremiah, you crying?"

"What da hell does it look like?! You just slapped me four generations into the future, bro!"

Nick chuckled, "Sorry kid, next time watch what you say."

Jeremiah nodded, "So...explain who your Judy bunny girl is."

"Well. She's a bunny.."

They nodded.

"And she's a girl.."

They continued nodded.

"And her name is Judy."

The rolled their eyes.

"Oh c'mon! There's gotta be more!" Jeremiah said, sitting crisscrossed on the floor.

"Tell us about her features." Tom suggested and Nick shrugged.

"She slim, skinny but perfect for a bunny..um-she doesn't smell like carrots? She's very energetic and-"

"No one cares!"

"Then why'd you ask?"

"I dunno..let's play truth or dare." Jeremiah said grinning.

"That game is for kids." Nick protested.

"How old are you, Nick?"

"Erm-Twenty five."

"Five..with a two in front of it. So basically you're five. Now let's play." Said Jeremiah, rubbing his paws together eagerly.

"I'll start, I dare Nick to still his phone back and prank call some pizza place."

Nick cringed, "I'm not risking it..What if I get caught?!"

"Aw are you being a wussy?! Just do it!"

"You're not my dad!"

"I didn't say I wanted to be.."

Nick laughed, "Whatever. How about we just go to bed?"

The fox once again climbed to his bed and waited for Tom to turn the lights out. Once it was dark, Nick took the little grey bunny from inside his pillow and held it.

Held it as it brought him comfort and peace. He could smell her and it was almost as if they were in the same room.

Nick smiled to himself..

He can't wait to see his bunny..

Heya! How's life..?

Good?

Great.

Lemme know what was your favorite joke! X3

Hopefully we'll see more Junick in the next chapter.

Ttyl!!