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Actually...No. No it's not because it's not what you think.

"Honey, I'm home!" Nick exclaimed as he walked into Judy's house.

Don't ask how...

He broke in.

Judy jumped in surprise but then hugged the fox. "Sly fox, how'd you get in here?"

Nick smirked, "The same way I got in your mom."

Judy gagged and pushed the laughing fox. "You're so nasty!" She screamed.

"That's what she said."

"Please stop! You're making me uncomfortable!" She blushed deeply while looking at him.

Nick kissed her forehead and laughed, "That's the plan, sweet cheeks."

"And I ain't talking a
'bout your face." The fox just had to add.

She looked down while her face and ears became flustered. Nick couldn't contain his laughing gas he brushed pass her, laughing.

He went to the living room where he sat down the bag he had in his paw. "Ya Coming, Carrots?" He called to her.

The bunny slowly walked into the room while hanging her head low.

She sat down next to Nick but kept a distance from him. She wasn't sure why but probably because they were gonna watch the sequel of Fifty Shades Of Prey... So things were about to get uncomfortable.

"Did you put the movie in?" Nick asked as he dug through the bag and pulled out French fries and blueberries.

"I have Netflix, don't worry." She assured as she grabbed her French fries.

"Nick, you forgot the popcorn."

"It was either that or the fries."

Judy softly chuckled but stopped when the movie begun to start.

The first few scenes were nothing but recaps of the first movie. Then the next scenes were of the main characters, a jackal (which is like a fox dog) and a jackrabbit, which were chatting at a coffee shop.

"Are you willing to commit?" The jackal asked the jackrabbit.

"For you, " the jackrabbit started. "I will commit to anything."

Judy placed her paw to her chest as she awed. Nick, on the other paw, rolled his eyes and popped another blueberry in his mouth.

Thirty minutes passed and Nick was slightly dosing off.

"Do you love me?" The jackrabbit said.

The jackal smiled, "I love you very much."

The jackrabbit smirked, "Then show me~"

Nick suddenly woke up and turned the TV off just as the R-rated scene was approaching.

"Aw c'mon, Nick! That's the best part!" Judy pouted.

Nick shrugged, "I don't wanna watch that."

"Then why'd you agree to watch it with me?"

"I dunno, I was bored." He said, looking away.

"Is there anything else we can do.." She awkwardly said, trailing off.

"Want to do a challenge and post it on ZooTube?" Nick asked as he turned to Judy in excitement.

"Okay, what challenges are Trending now?"

"The balloon challenge, the drawing blind challenge? Oh! How about the try not to sing challenge?"

Judy shrugged, "You got a camera?"

"No, but I got the rose gold Zphone seven!" The fox exclaimed in happiness as he held up his phone.

"How'd you afford that!?" Judy said in disbelief.

"Finnick got it for me.."

Judy frowned. "Is it illegal?"

Nick grinned, "It's not illegal if the dude knew I stole it."

Judy rolled her eyes. She went to grab two markers and two sheets of paper.

She laid them on her coffee table as Nick already had his camera set up. "What should our greeting be?" He asked Judy before they started.

"Um..I dunno, how about, "How's it going bros?!""

"That's Pewdiepie's opening."

"Then how about "Top of the morning to ya!?""

"Jacksepticye."

"Whatup everyone?"

"llSuperWomanll."

"Hello glitter critters?"

"Judy c'mon, you're trying to steal famous ZooTuber's openings!" Nick groaned as he just pressed play.

"Hello mammals of all shapes and sizes!" Judy started and Nick rolled his eyes.

"It's your favorite bunny cop, Judy Hopps!"

"And a random sidekick, Nick Wilde."

Judy's eyes shifted towards the fox and hit him in the arm. "Be more excited!"

Nick groaned and rolled his eyes.
"We are going to be doing the drawing blind challenge. Basically you have to close your eyes and draw something." Nick explained to the camera.

They repositioned it so that it faced the table. "Okay, start drawing, but you can't look!"

"Ugh I know!"

"Three two one, draw!"

The two began drawing and scribbling all over their papers. "My drawing's going to be beautiful, Judy." Nick commented and Judy chuckled.

"Mine will be better." She said back and Nick shrugged.

After about a minute of drawing, Nick held his picture to the camera.

"Oh god..." He muttered while looking at it.

"What's it supposed to be?" Judy asked, confused.

"It's you with hearts around it. Can't you see?"

Judy grimaced but giggled, "It's cute Nick, I love it!" She hugged him and he blushed.

"Okay Judes, your turn little lady." He joked in a cowboy voice.

Judy shyly raised her picture to the phone.

Nick tilted his head trying to read it. "Suy fuk?" He asked.

"Noo!" Judy pouted. "It says Sly fox."

Nick laughed at it, "Is that supposed to be me?!"

"Y-yeah.." Judy nervously said.

The red fox smiled sincerely . "I love it, Judy."

The grey bunny's eyes lit up. "Really?!"

"Yup." He said, popping the p.

They ended the video and soon had nothing to do. Five minutes of them on the couch doing nothing was wasted. "You got anything to drink?" Nick asked, leaning back.

"I'll go see." She hopped off the couch and went into the kitchen.

She soon came back with two glasses of red wine. Handing him one, she stopped in mid air. "Do you drink this kind of stuff?" She asked him and he nodded.

"Of course, carrots. Is this alcoholic?"

"I dunno..probably. Zoey had it in a Ziploc baggie in the refrigerator."

Nick rolled his eyes, "if I die, I want you to know..." He started.

"...that-" he stopped and looked at her.

"You're making it harder for me not to kiss you right now."

Judy blushed but then laughed it off, "Wow, not even intoxicated yet and you're hitting on me."

Nick chuckled, "I can't hit on what's already mine."

Judy raised an eyebrow after taking a sip on her wine. "I'm yours?"

"I mean, if you want yo be." He looked away nervously.

"Of course I'd want to be yours. So that I can call you my sly fox."
She placed her paw on his thigh.

Nick blushed but looked away. "T-thanks.." He muttered.

Judy nodded as she stood up and walked back towards the kitchen to refill their glasses.

"Feel dizzy yet?" Nick asked her and she shook her head.

"You?"

"A little.." He breathed.

Judy sucked her teeth, "Guess that means no more drinky timey for you." She said, taking a sip of hers.

"I lied.."He lied. He was feeling a bit dizzy but didn't want to blame it on the wine. He's not easily intoxicated by one glass.

Judy didn't catch on to his lie and nodded. "What you wanna do now?"

"We can play smash or pass?"

Judy frowned, "What's that?"

"You look through pictures of random mammals and decide whether to smash or pass."

"Smash?"

He groaned, "It's like saying if you were the opposite sex of the mammal in the picture, that you'd date them."

"Okay! Instapaw or Snapcat?"

Nick sighed, "Instapaw."

Judy's bears lowered. "Are you okay?"

He bit his lip, "I...I dunno carrots."

Judy hugged him, "A hug always makes everything better."

"Ugh, you sound like a My Little Pony Pegasus thingy."

Judy giggled as she opened her phone to Instapaw. "Okay here's the first pic."

"Really Nick?" Judy groaned in annoyance.

"Hey, if I was a girl I'd smash." He protested.

"Fine. Smash." She admitted and Nick smirked.

"Pass." Said Judy.

Nick agreed.

"Eww!" Nick yelled as he quickly scrolled to the next picture.

"I like him. He's cute." The grey bunny said.

"Smash." They both said in unison.

"How did that photo even get on here?! I thought I saved it private."

"Haha..You thought."

They played a couple more rounds until the both got bored.

"Juuudy..." Nick slurred.

Judy sighed, "Yes Nick?"

"I think I'm drunk. I dunno, I can't here so I wouldn't know."

Judy laughed and patted his head. "You might be...I however, can hold my drinks."

"Anyone can hold drinks Judy, we have paws for a reason." He said matter of factly.

The grey bunny nodded as she sat up. "Nick?"

"Nick?" He replied.

"Stop mimicking me."

"You think I'm mimicking you but I'm actually mimicking your mom because she gave birth to you and-so she hads birth to a mimicking baby bunny. See? Good logic."

Judy laughed but nodded. "Good logic indeed."

Judy was surprised when he grabbed her by the shoulders. She blushed and looked in his eyes.

"How can you tell if you love someone?" He asked almost silently.

Judy struggled to speak. "U-um.....
you do things for them."

Nick's green eyes kept a straight gaze at her eyes. "What kind of things?"

Judy nervously rubbed her arm, "Well...You would hang around them a lot."

Nick nodded, "Judy." He said softly.

The bunny's heart picked up. "Y-yes Nick?"

"I love you."

She shifted uncomfortably. "I-I know.."

He shook his head slowly. "No, you don't know. I love you, and I want to show you."

Judy's eyes widened as he slowly pinned her down. "N-Nick..what are you d-doing?" She muttered.

"If I knew what I was doing, dontcha think I would've told you?" He said before lowering his muzzle to her neck, breathing in her scent.

"N-N-Nick..." She tried to speak.

He nuzzled her neck, which made her moan.

He stopped when her heard her.

"Did you just moan?"

"Y-you made me!"

To be continued..

Well. I enjoyed that chapter.

Despite how cringey it was.

Most of the chapter was inspired by that last picture up there..you'd understand why.

Do you see that little star in the corner of the screen? Yeah? Wanna see magic trick? Tap that and watch it turn gold!
See? You did it! It's amazing right!?

I should've thought of that before...

Maybe bring your friends to this book and show them the trick...they'll love it!

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