SlyFox
Aye, wassup.
I got a lead. Traffic cams caught two mammals in army gear with Jeremiah. But one of them informed us through walkie talkie

SlyFox
This may be a officer inforced crime

ThatOneFatCheetah
Great! You find out the voice yet

SlyFox
Maybe. I'll have to interrogate a few officers who sounded like our suspect. This'll be hard, Clawhauser.

ThatOneFatCheetah
Good luck Nick!

ThatOneFatCheetah
Oh, btw what happened between you and Judy?

SlyFox
She was cheating on me. :(

ThatOneFatCheetah
NO WAY!! YOU TWO WERE DATING!!

ThatOneFatCheetah
I SHIP. I SHIP IT NOW!!

SlyFox
We WERE dating.

ThatOneFatCheetah
Oh, and then she cheated? how?

SlyFox
First she was supposed to be at precinct 2 but she was being protective over where she was

SlyFox
I got suspicious. But I decided to just trust her. And she told me she was by herself at a coffee shop

ThatOneFatCheetah
O MER GAWD!

ThatOneFatCheetah
What if she was with someone???

SlyFox
She probably was...that...that trashy bunny!

ThatOneFatCheetah
°0°

SlyFox
Anyway. So later on she told me she would be home around 11. I asked her why. She said she was seeing a movie with a friend

ThatOneFatCheetah
Wow...what if she was seeing a movie with the guy she cheated on you with??

SlyFox
-_-

ThatOneFatCheetah
Or girl! I have no problem with same-sex couples! It's 2017, be who ya wanna be!

SlyFox
I'm pretty sure Judy's not that way.

SlyFox
And anyway, we had a little argument and she had said
Maybe I just don't wanna be around you

SlyFox
And I was like BISH WHAT?

ThatOneFatCheetah
Well. I wouldn't wanna be around you and your ghetto accent either

SlyFox
?? It's not ghetto! Mammals always think I talk ghetto!! Google it!!

ThatOneFatCheetah

SlyFox
I said Google!! Not urban dictionary!!

ThatOneFatCheetah

SlyFox
Egg-zactly! How stupid do you sound?

ThatOneFatCheetah
Lol I was just joking Nick

SlyFox
U better be. U dont want these hands

SlyFox
*paws

ThatOneFatCheetah
What are hands?

SlyFox
They're like paws but sexier

ThatOneFatCheetah
I want hands. :(

SlyFox
Lol OKAY, back to me and Judy

SlyFox
So then I get mad and says u rather hang with your friend either than yo man.

SlyFox
And she says I'm annoying her.

ThatOneFatCheetah
Mm..

SlyFox
Ikr! And I'm like,  you know what, have fun and be back at 11

SlyFox
And guess what she did!

ThatOneFatCheetah
What?

SlyFox
I said guess!

ThatOneFatCheetah
She didn't come back?

SlyFox
No! SHE CAME AT 1:30am

ThatOneFatCheetah
How you know?

SlyFox
Ben, her best friend Zoey who live with her said she came at that time

SlyFox
Then she came to work with HICKEYS ON HER EFFING NECK!!

ThatOneFatCheetah
What are hickeys again?

SlyFox
Like when a guy or girl sucks on the skin of your neck or something like that.

ThatOneFatCheetah
Oh wow.

SlyFox
I don't know what to do....I still love her

ThatOneFatCheetah
Then get back with her

SlyFox
And let her cheat on me again? Uh no thank you.

ThatOneFatCheetah
Just. Ask for her side of the story. If she was cheating, maybe make her promise it won't happen again

SlyFox
I just really hate the fact that I gave her my love and she went to go snuggle whiskers with someone else..!

ThatOneFatCheetah
Well. Do what you feel is best.

SlyFox
Ima choke the cowboy goofy outta that guy!

ThatOneFatCheetah
Cowboy goofy?

SlyFox
The author made me say it

ThatOneFatCheetah
Ugh. Now the fourth wall is cracked.

SlyFox
oops.

SlyFox
I'll talk to her tomorrow, she's been exploding my phone with apology messages that I won't answer.

ThatOneFatCheetah
Okay. Good luck

SlyFox
C ya, and thanks for the help

ThatOneFatCheetah
You're always welcomed

()()()()

SlyFox
Hey..

Judy
Hi. I thought we were over.

SlyFox
We are.

Judy
Then...why are you texting me?

SlyFox
I wrote a song for you.

SlyFox
Enie meni myni mo, caught you cheating with that hoe, you tried to lie right to my face, so now you're single, you're a disgrace

Judy
Look I'm sorry, a million times SORRY.

SlyFox
Sometimes, sorry just isn't enough anymore..

Judy
Nick PLEASE! Let me explain!

SlyFox
Why'd you do it, Judy?

Judy
I didn't mean to. He took advantage of me, did something that could end my whole career

Judy
He said, if you do this, I promise I won't upload the video

SlyFox
Video? What video? Who is he?!

Judy
It was a video of me dancing to what does the fox  in my underwear..

SlyFox
I'm going to have to confiscate that video for erm...classified reasons..

Judy
°0°

SlyFox
Carry on.

Judy
Anyway, he told me he was always into me, watching me outside my window, taking pictures of me when I'm sleeping

Judy
He even took a picture of us when we watched Fifty shades darker and you got drunk

SlyFox
What a creep.  Now I need a name..

Judy
He..He might be watching.

SlyFox
Man, fo'get that creepy guy! I dont want no one touching on my Judy unless it's me! And if its not me, than it's my paws!

Judy
Thanks I guess.

SlyFox
So tell me, who'd you go to the coffee shop and movie theater with?

Judy
I didnt go to the movies. And at the coffee shop is where..He had decided to make an appearance

SlyFox
Again..who's he?

Judy
I'm scared Nick.

Judy
I get it if you don't like me anymore..my fault for not being honest

SlyFox
I...I still love you, Judes. But trust, that's another topic.

Judy
I will always love you, Nick

SlyFox
You have a funny way of showing it..buh Whatever.

Judy
Tomorrow, can we be friends again?

SlyFox
Yes. Yes we can.

SlyFox
Just know, when I find our who did this..

Judy
THAT IS SOO ADORABLE!

SlyFox
You're Making it hard to hate you!

SlyFox
Curse my cute and adorable ex girlfriend!

Judy
Scarlett?

SlyFox
Oh hell no, she UGLY!

Judy
I miss you Nick. :'(

SlyFox
I miss you too, but just know, I love you, but I don't trust you.

Judy
Okay..

(If Clawhauser really had a number, I'd text him ALL lah time!!

Btw...

Me and TheMostAwesomeGamer  are making a book about the French fry fandom!!

This was mostly inspired by Judy's love of French fries, but yeah..keep a look out for it on my profile! When it's published, please vote and comment, it would help us alot!!

Oh, and it'll be called WTF, Where The Fries!

XD
Ttyl