Judy
I'm so proud of Nick :)

DjMommaCarrot
Why?

Judy
Bcuz last night he was drunk and when we came home, I tried to change his shirt and he said "No stop, I have a girlfriend."

DjMommaCarrot
Aww honey that's sweet!

Judy
IKR! And when I tried to lead him to his bed her said "You can't sleep with me, my body is reserved for carrots"

Judy
It was ADORABLE!! :)

DjMommaCarrot
That's cute! But wait, you're a virgin still???

Judy
MOM IM 24!!

DjMommaCarrot
Doesn't mean you can't become a woman

Judy
I quit. Bye mom.

DjMommaCarrot
I ship it! WildeHopps babies, here we come!!

Judy
Ughhhg

-_-

CallMeDaddy has changed their name to
PoppaSmurf

PoppaSmurf
Judy?

Judy
Who is this?

PoppaSmurf
Your dad, stu. I changed my name.

Judy
Why?

PoppaSmurf
Because your mom didn't like other bunnies calling me daddy.

Judy
Lol but why PoppaSmurf?

PoppaSmurf
Why not? Smurfs are like bunnies, there's a lot of them.

Judy
Your logic sucks.

PoppaSmurf
Whatever.

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SlyFox
Who is this?

PoppaSmurf
Judy's dad

SlyFox
Ohhh...

PoppaSmurf
Yeah.

SlyFox
So..how's your carrots?

Judy
Why'd you slap my daughter?

SlyFox
It was out of anger, I am terribly sorry.

PoppaSmurf
Don't lay a paw on my daughter again. Kapeesh?

SlyFox
Gotcha mr hopps. The only time I'll slap her is if it's on her butt
;)

PoppaSmurf
Hm. Don't break her heart, don't make her cry, make her happy, make her laugh..

PoppaSmurf
If you can do that, I give you permission.

PoppaSmurf
BUT DON'T TELL HER I ALLOWED YOU TO!

SlyFox
Gotcha PoppaSmurf.

PoppaSmurf
Lol I really love the name. I don't know why Judy hates it.

SlyFox
Judy hates alot of things. Dnt worry.

PoppaSmurf
Dnt?

SlyFox
*Don't

PoppaSmurf
Okay, got yah bruh

SlyFox
Oh God stop

PoppaSmurf
:)