SlyFox
Heyy

Unknown#
YAY . You are back.

SlyFox
Uh..who is this?

Unknown#
:)

SlyFox
Oh its u.

Unknown#
Yup.

SlyFox
Bye then.

Unknown#
I gotta tell u something tho

SlyFox
Uhhhhhggggg

SlyFox
Whet?

Unknown#
I am a ghost

SlyFox
Be what u wanna be, its 2017

Unknown#
No. I'm really a ghost.

SlyFox
And I'm really done with this.

Unknown#
WAIT!  I'm someone u know.

SlyFox
Who?

Unknown# has changed their name to You're Dad

You'reDad
Surprise.

SlyFox
This has got to be a lie.

You'reDad
Its not.

SlyFox
Alright. If u really are my dad, why did you leave me and mom when we needed u the most?

You'reDad
I wasn't in the right mind. Me and your mom were arguing too much and by the time you were five, u started to ask questions.

You'reDad
Like why we're u and mommy always fighting?

You'reDad
How come you never play with me?

You'reDad
And I never answered those questions. Truth is, as a fox, it's hard to get jobs. Hard to support a family.

You'reDad
Do you remember that time I had taken you to a place and I said it was called Wilde & Son something cuz I don't remember?

SlyFox
Uh...yeah.

You'reDad
Well your mother was so unsupportive to my idea. She suggested that I just be a factory worker or some sucky shit like that.

You'reDad
Do you remember that day you missed the school bus?

SlyFox
Yeah. You took me to go get ice cream and we went to a bridge

You'reDad
Yup. That bridge at the park. We named it the Wilde cave. And we pinky promised not to tell mom.

SlyFox

I have a question, if you are really my dad, what's my full name and what's my mom's full name?

You'reDad
Nicholas Piberius Wilde
Marian Rose Wilde.

SlyFox
Yours is?

You'reDad
John Wilde. I don't have a middle name.

SlyFox
Wow....You really are my dad..

You'reDad
Uh, yeah!

SlyFox
Buh wait..You're dead?

You'reDad
I lied. XD

SlyFox
So you're alive? how'd you get my #

You'reDad
Your little bun bun researched me and tracked me down. We staged out a little ghost skit just to freak you out.

You'reDad
You know how much I love pranks.

SlyFox
Where are you now?

You'reDad
High in the back of a fire truck

SlyFox
Be serious

You'reDad
Fine. I work at the ZFD. Zootopia Fire Department.

SlyFox
I'm coming soon. Be ready

Is this really Nick's dad??
Find out in the next episode of
WHO'S THE DADDY!

XD
No fr though.