words = speaking
words = thinking
*words* = actions
WORDS = spells, or skills
words = Letters/notes/Diaries

No one's POV

We see Y/n just sitting at the bar, depressed, for two reasons. Reason 1 is that there aren't many good quests that would not only be easy, but give out a good pay, and Reason 2 is that all the money he gets is going to the repairs for that shitty lord's mansion.

Waitress: Can I get you anything to drink sir?

Y/n: *sigh* Just a water please.

Waitress: Of course I'll be right back.

As Y/n just sits there and waits for his water, we see someone enter the guild and starts to look around, like their looking for someone.

Waitress: He's your water sir.

Y/n: Thank you.

The unknown figure walks up behind Y/n and stands behind him, but at a good enough distance between them.

???: Excuse me sir, but would you happen to know where a man named Y/n L/n is?

Y/n turns around and sees a man with black hair and red eyes. He is also seen wearing a butler's outfit.

Y/n: Oh, that's me. *prepares to draw his sword* Do you want something from me?

???: Nothing much. I just need to give you something from my young master. I do hope you read it. It might come in handy for you later.

??? places the letter next to Y/n, and he then leaves the guild, leaving Y/n alone with the letter. He then opens it and reads it's contents.

Hello Y/n,

If you are reading this, then that must mean that my butler has given you this letter successfully. I would like to talk to you about some of your accomplishments. I have heard that you and your party took down the mobile fortress destroyer and Verdia, one of the Devil King's generals. I have also heard that you had been able to take down three members of The Seven Sages. Seeing as this is so, I would like to tell you that we believe we may have gained some information on another location of one of The Seven Sages. On the back of this letter is where you will need to come see me. I do hope we get to meet, I would be delighted to aid you in your fight.

Sincerely,

Ciel Phantomhive

Y/n: So, who is this Ciel Phantomhive person? Ah whatever, if he has information of The Seven Sages, I have to meet up with him. However, it could be a trap, so I'll bring my sword, just to play it safe.

Y/n then gets up and leaves the Guild Hall to go grab his stuff from the mansion before he goes and meets with this Ciel Phantomhive.

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Y/n goes to his room grabs his stuff and prepares to walk out when the others see him with his gear.

Compa: Where are you going N/n?

Y/n: Someone sent me a letter, and I'm going to go meet up with them.

Estelle: Who was it from Y/n?

Y/n: The letter that I was given said it was written by someone name Ciel Phantomhive.

Upon Y/n saying that name, Megumin does a spit take on Aqua, while everyone else except for Kazuma is incredibly shocked at what Y/n had just said.

Megumin: You got a letter from the current head of the phantomhive house?!?!??!?!

Y/n: Yeah.

Kazuma: You seem shocked. Who are these phantomhives anyways?

Ram: There like, one of the most richest families and helps clean up some of the messes the kingdom makes!

Estelle: Not only that, they protect the King and his Family, and they do anything to someone who could be considered a threat to the king.

Y/n: Are they really that good?

Yui: *flies and stands on Y/n's left shoulder* Yes, some even say that the main reason why the devil king, or any type of demon for that matter, doesn't go after the king because of the phantomhives.

Y/n: Well, I'll be off then! See you guys later!

*Time-skip*

Y/n's POV

(A/n: A majority of the story will be in Y/n's POV. When another point of view is shown, it will be rather short.)

I fly over to where I am supposed to meet this Ciel Phantomhive.

Y/n(Purple Heart): This looks like the place.

I then land on the ground, waiting for someone to come by.

???: So, are you Y/n L/n, the one I sent the letter to?

I turn to where the voice is coming from and see a 12-year old boy with black hair and blue eyes. He seems to be wearing an eye-patch over his right eye though. Did he get hurt there, or is it like Megumin? Ah, screw it. Might be a touchy subject.

I then look behind him and see the same man who gave me the letter this morning standing right behind him.

Y/n(Purple Heart): Yes, that would be me. I am Y/n L/n, but in this form, I am called Purple Heart. Sorry about the form I'm in, I was just taking a few precautions, just in-case there was to be an ambush here. Please forgive me.

Ciel: No need. I understand exactly why you would do that. My name is Ciel Phantomhive. I would talk about the information here, but I believe it would be better to go and give you the information back in my family's townhouse. Do you mind?

Y/n(Purple Heart): I don't mind. As long as you feel safe when giving out the information, and we know that it will not be spread around the kingdom, I will be fine wherever it will be given.

Ciel: Of course. May you deactivate this form of yours? Now that we have met, I see no need in having you stay in that form.

Y/n(Purple Heart): Of course.

I then deactivate my transformation, putting me back in my normal form.

Y/n: Is this better for you?

Ciel: Yes. Now, let us head off.

??? then opens the door to the carriage that I will be riding with Ciel in. I allow Ciel to go in first since he's the one who is the owner of the carriage. Along the way to his townhouse, he mentions that his butler's name is Sebastian, and that he will make sure that the information given during the meeting will be made sure that it is only heard by our ears. After 3 hours of sitting in the carriage, and noticing that this place looks like some things of London that I've seen in books and movies, we arrive at the townhouse.

When we arrive, I notice that Ciel has a different look on his face from when we met.

Y/n: Is something wrong?

Ciel: It's nothing. I just hate coming here. There are to many people around here.

Y/n: Understandable. My social anxiety always hits me hard when I'm around huge crowds of people.

Sebastian: There is no to worry about it my lord, and young adventurer. *looks at Ciel* It is tradition for nobles like yourself to move from the capital to the country ever now and then, *looks at Y/n* and for adventurers like you to go to different places in the world every now and then.

Y/n: True, but it just feels so weird sometimes, you know?

Ciel: It's a waste of time if you ask me.

Sebastian: Getting away from what you two are used to could be a nice change of pace. To get a break from your normal lives at the least.

Y/n: *sigh* You make a point there. I can finally have a bit of peace and quiet before figuring out what exactly is going on for you to need my assistance.

Ciel: A bit of peace and quiet does sound nice.

Sebastian then opens the door, and I see three new faces in the room. They all seem to be looking for something.

???: Goodness sake. Where do they keep the tea in this house?

???2: I can't find it either.

Y/n: What in the literal hell is going on here?

???: Don't be silly, of course it's not in there!

Ciel: Madam Red?!?! Lau?!?! Why are you here?!?!

I then get a look at who appears to be Madam Red, and see that she had red eyes and crimson hair and an all red attire.

I then look at who I believe is Lau and see that he has short black hair, but his eyes are closed. I start to wonder how the guy goes trough life never opening his eyes.

Madam Red: Ciel. You're early dear.

Lau: You being here in town, that would mean...

Madam Red: The King's Guard Dog has a new set to follow.

Lau: *looks at Y/n* And who might you be?

Y/n: *bows* My name is Y/n L/n. Ciel had asked me for assistance.

Lau: Then if you are the one I've heard about, that would only mean one thing.

Madam Red: Either Ciel has learned the location of a Devil King general, or one of the four remaining seven sages members have been found.

Ciel: Konosuba.

After everything got calmed down, Ciel then shows me to where he will be giving me the information. We all sit down, have a little something to have, and then we begin the discussion.

Ciel: Another woman in the Kingdom's walls was found gruesomely murdered yesterday.

Y/n: Murdered?!?!?!

Ciel: Yes. The corpse was found in a chapel's halls. This is not normal here, and the level of violence has grown a huge amount since the first killing.

Sebastian: The most recent women was Mary Ann Nicols. She was a prostitute. We checked her wounds multiple times, and it was not a normal blade. She was also torn up beyond recognition.

Y/n: Oh god! I think I might just throw up from this.

Ciel: His style of killing is unique from the other killings that have been done before. The kingdom has given this mysterious murder the name of "Jack the Ripper"

Lau: A freighting name, eh?

Y/n: Don't tell me that idiot goddess reincarnated London's most crazed killer back in the day.

Ciel: That's why I'm here earlier then expected. I hurried into town, along with this young man here. It could be possible that he is a member of The Seven Sages, so we must keep our guard up. I also wanted to look at the information myself.

Lau: But are you sure that you and the young adventurer will be brave enough to stomach the crime scene.

Ciel: What do you mean by that Lau?

Lau: The sight of the body may certainly be horrific. And one can only imagine the stench, blood, and gore everywhere. Surely it would be enough to drive some men mad. Are you two prepared to see such a thing? You're just a young boy, and we don't know how old this adventurer is.

Y/n: I don't know about Ciel, but I'll do the best I can to look at the crime scene.

Ciel: I am the head of the phantomhives and in service to my king. Don't ask such foolish questions.

Lau: You're right. So sorry.

*Timeskip*

Me, Ciel, and Sebastian head over to where the body has been found when a man comes up to us and blocks us.

Man: Sorry you two. A murder scene is no place for two children like you. Now, why don't you two just run along home?

Y/n: We won't. We came here to see the body, and that's what we're going to do. You're not stopping us.

Man: You want to see the body?!?! Surely you're kidding!

Arthur Randall: Hold on! *walks up* Well, if it isn't old phantomhive, what are you doing here?

Man: You know this kid sir?

Ciel: I'm here to help sir Randall. It's seems your investigations have been dragging a bit. *pulls out a letter* You know have sent a few of course.

The men just stand there shocked.

Y/n: *steals the papers from Man 1* Yoink!!

Man: Hey!

I start looking through the papers and see that there's isn't anything, like major clues, to help put a brake on the case.

Ciel: So, what's on there?

Y/n: From what I'm seeing, there doesn't seem to be any sort of major clues that would brake this case.

Arthur Randall: *Takes the papers from Y/n* We are more than capable of handling this case I assure you. There's no need for you or Mr. Phantomhive to intervene.

Ciel: Splendid. Y/n. Sebastian. Let's go.

Sebastian: Yes.

Y/n: Okie Dokie!

We then start to walk away from the crime scene, with Madam Red and Lau following us from behind.

Y/n: So, we have no information yet about what's going on.

Madam Red: So now what?

Ciel: Now we go see someone, who might be able to help us.

Lau: My lord, you mean...

Ciel: Yes, indeed.

Y/n: Who are they even talking about?

Madam Red: Konosuba.

We are now standing right outside a home with a sign that says under taker.

Y/n: So.... Where are we exactly?

Lau: I was about to ask the same question.

Madam Red: *looks at Lau with rage* You don't know?!?! Then what was that all about Lau?

Sebastian: It's a funeral parlor run by an acquaintance of my lord's.

Madam Red: The undertaker.

Y/n: Seems like a weird name if you want my opinion.

Ciel: If we want answers, then this is where we'll need to be.

We then walk into the place and the first thing I notice is that there are a lot of tombs. Well, that's to be expected from a funeral parlor.

???: *laughter* Welcome. I knew I would be seeing you before long.

I turn around to see one of the caskets opening to reveal a man with long gray hair, and long black fingernails. It's kinda hard for me to see his eyes though. I can only assume that this person is the undertaker.

Undertaker: My lord, it's so lovely to see you. Do I finally have the pleasure of fitting you for one of me coffins today?

Ciel: No, that isn't why I'm here. I wanted to-

Undertaker: No need to say, I'm already aware. Very well aware. One of my most recent customers was a bit unusual shall we say. I helped though. I made her look beautiful again.

Y/n: Do you think we could get the details on the body?

Undertaker: Oh, I haven't seen your face around before. Do you want to be-

Y/n: Not interested.

Undertaker: Can't blame me for trying.

Y/n: So, how much do we have to pay?

Undertaker: No need to take any of your Eris, there's only one thing that I want.

The undertaker then runs over to Ciel, shocking how fast he can move.

Undertaker: Please my lord! Give it to me and I will give you everything! The extraordinary gift of true laughter. Just one joke and all me information is yours!

Y/n: Okay....... This is one weird guy.

Ciel: Lunatic.

Lau: Leave it to me. Here is my joke. It's a classic, on which side of a tiger does it have the most stripes? On the outside!

*Awkward silence*

Y/n: No. That was a terrible joke and I don't want to hear a joke from you ever again.

Madam Red: My turn. I live for gossip, so this joke will make you laugh so hard, that you will-

Y/n: I have a feeling where this is going to go south really quick, so I'm not going to allow you to do that.

Undertaker: Seems like the young man here seems to understand. Why don't you try giving me a joke.

Y/n: Okay, which one do I do? You know what, I'll try that one. It may not be the best one in the world,or the best one that I have, but it just might work here.

Y/n: Okay then. What's a brawler's favorite part of a joke?

Undertaker: I don't know.

Y/n: The Punch-line.

An awkward silence fills the room. Suddenly, much to my shock and everyone else's, he starts to laugh like crazy.

Undertaker: *still laughing* That was incredible! Using the final line of a joke with adding a brawler into it since they use their fists! And since the final line of a joke is called a punch line, it's even more hilarious! Very well! I will tell you everything you need to know!

Y/n: Alright then. Let's sit down and talk about it then.

We then all take a seat so the Undertaker can give us his information.

Undertaker: An interesting pattern I've seen these days. I often get customers who are incomplete.

Sebastian: Incomplete?

Y/n: And what does that mean?

Undertaker: You see, the uterus is missing, which is quite odd. A killer makes a work out of her body, yet that part is always gone.

Sebastian: You did it on a road yet not high traffic. Wouldn't an amateur have a problem doing a procedure like that quickly enough?

Undertaker: Correct. That is exactly what I was thinking. *walks up to Ciel* You see, first he slits her throat with a sharp weapon, and then he rips right down there and he then takes her womanly parts. There will be more slain, I'm certain. Sadistic killers like this one don't stop until someone comes and stops them themselves. *looks at Y/n* Will you stop him? Will you sniff him out?

Y/n: I will do whatever it takes to take down this crazed killer.

Undertaker: Then I wish you good luck my young man.

Y/n: Konosuba!

We then are back in the carriage that I came with Ciel in.

Y/n: I can say that we got a handful of clues from him.

Ciel: Agreed. The information does narrow down a lot of suspects.

Sebastian: First we need to look into anyone with that sort of skill set.

Y/n: We'll also need to cross out the ones who have an alibi, with an eye-witness who was there with them.

Sebastian: The re-movement of organs would imply it would be a gruesome ritual, we should try to involve people who are in secret societies, or the seven sages.

Madam Red: As if that narrows the field. Why, even I would have the necessary skills for this! Besides, the season is ending soon, which means that doctors that are here will be returning to the country.

Y/n: That would mean we will all need to do is work together and find all the people and interrogate them before the day is over.

Lau: But that would be impossible.

Sebastian: No need to worry. I should be able to do this much at least. Otherwise, what kind of butler would I be? I will work up a list of suspects and start investigating them immediately.

Sebastian then opens the carriage door and then leaves the carriage.

Y/n: *looks at Ciel* Are you sure that he'll be able to pull this off? I mean, investigating everyone who could be a suspect would take a long time, plus making a list of them to would be even longer.

Ciel: Do not worry. Sebastian will be able to take care of it. For now, let's go home and get us a cup of tea while we wait for him to return.

We then return to the townhouse, and once we open the doors, Sebastian is already there, waiting for us.

Sebastian: Welcome back everyone. I have awaited you return. You evening tea is ready for you in the drawing room.

Y/n: Did you already make the list, and get all of those interrogations done?!?!?!?

Sebastian: Yes I did. I wrote down a list of all the names, and I even got to interrogate them all.

Y/n: You are one hell of a butler if you're that fast. Ciel is pretty damn lucky to have you around.

Madam Red: Why are you believing him what he's saying? That sort of task shouldn't be done that fast, even for someone like Sebastian.

Sebastian then pulls out a whole list of names and reads off a list names along with the person's alibi, shocking me, Madam Red, and Lau.

Sebastian: With this information, I have narrowed down our list. The person's name is Anonydeath. He has been said to throw parties, and we can believe that he may have some connection to the seven sages.

Y/n: Well, he isn't wrong there. But why would someone who would never hurt someone go to such a murderous degree? Well, I don't know if a Noire exists in this universe, but if there isn't one, my guess is that he would need to find something better to do than stalk a the CPU of a nation.

Y/n: Anything else we know about this person?

Sebastian: I have heard that he has been throwing parties every night, yet he never reveals himself to the public. From what I have heard, he plans to show his face for just tonight, since it is the final dance of the month.

Y/n: So I'll use this and get into the party. By whatever means necessary.

Madam Red: Any means you say?

Y/n: You heard me right. Whatever means necessary.

Madam Red: Ciel, do you mind if I borrow the adventurer for a second? I think I know how we'll be able to do this.

Ciel: Very well.

Madam Red then takes me up to what seems to be a dressing room. She then starts looking through some stuff when she asks me a question.

Madam Red: Now Y/n, that is you name right?

Y/n: Correct.

Madam Red: Are you absolutely sure that you will do whatever means necessary to take this man down?

Y/n: Yes. Why do you keep asking that question, and can you at least turn around and ask these questions?

Madam Red: Well, I have my reasons.

Y/n: And what is that reason?

Suddenly, I feel someone grab my arms and my legs. I turn around and see that it's the two people who were with Madam Red before. I look back to see Madam Red with a glint in her eye. I was wondering what she was doing, but after I saw she pulled out dresses, I knew exactly what she was planning.

Nicholas J.:

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*Time-skip brought to you by a chibi Y/n screaming at what he has to do*

No one's POV

We see the outside of the carriage that is heading towards the mansion where Anonydeath is holding his final party.

Sebastian: I don't know much, but I've heard that he has secret meetings with a group of people, which may just as well prove he's part of the seven sages.

Madam Red: I've heard that he's rather weird, and that he has never once shown his face, since he's always wearing a suit of armor around his entire body.

Lau: So you're saying that he might have been holding these parties for the people and hoping that he would be able to gain more power from the seven sages?

Ciel: It's quite possible, but tonight is the last party of the season, and from what we have heard, he will be showing himself tonight, but he will still be in his armor. Which means tonight is our one and only chance. Are you ready Y/n?

Y/n: I'm as ready as I'll ever be. If this is the only time I will be able to capture this possible member of the seven sages...

Y/n then steps out to reveal himself in a lilac dress with a flower on the right side and a yellow bow near the chest area, with a wig that makes his hair look longer than what it normally is, with a small flower in the wig. He's wearing a pair of white gloves that covers his hands and a necklace around his neck.

(A/n: This is what you look like right now. That's right, you are now a trap for the time being.)

Y/n: It means that I have no other choice but to do this.

Sebastian: Konosuba

Y/n's POV

We are now in the area of the party, and Madam Red is going over what we are going to be doing for a plan.

Madam Red: Ciel, you will be acting as a new butler that I have just hired.

Ciel: Got it.

Madam Red: Y/n, you will be acting like my niece visiting from the country. And you Sebastian, will be acting as Y/n's tutor.

Y/n: Now that we're here, may I ask why I'm having to dress up like a girl and pretend to be your niece?

Ciel: I have been wondering that Madam Red. Why is Y/n having to play the role of your niece?

Madam Red: Because dear, I've always wanted a girl!

Y/n: *Nepgya face* That's the whole reason why I'm having to cross-dress?!?!?!

Madam Red: That's just one reason.

She then moves close up to mean and whispers in my ear.

Madam Red: You don't want to let them know that you're the Grand-Master adventurer now do you?

Y/n: N-No, that would give me away.

Madam Red: Exactly. Another reason is that I've heard that this man has an eye for any pretty little thing in a skirt, and we do need to catch his attention.

Sebastian: By whatever means necessary. You do remember saying that multiple times, do you not, young adventurer?

Y/n: *sigh* No, I remember. I just wasn't prepared for this. *points at his dress he's wearing*

Madam Red: Don't worry, once we find the truth of this, you can get out of that dress.

With that, we all head out our separate ways, with Sebastian following me.

Sebastian: First things first, we need to locate exactly where this Anonydeath person is.

Y/n: I'm just glad Aqua isn't here. If she saw me like this, she would never let me live this down for the rest of my life.

Sebastian: Well that is beneficial for you. You won't have worry about her putting you into ruin.

Y/n: Yeah. But now I'm a bit worried if anyone else I know could be here and find who I am.

Nekomimi: Hey Kiria. Aren't all the dresses here amazing, nya?

Kiria: If you believe their amazing, then they are amazing princess.

I then turn around and see both Nekomimi and Kiria there, leaving me worried and scared for what could happen.

Y/n: I.. Di... why... ni... gi.... *incomprehensible stuttering*

Sebastian: He must know those two. I need to calm him down and get him away from them.

Sebastian: Sir- I mean, mistress. Please calm down. *grabs Y/n* Let's move quickly.

Nekomimi: Hey Kiria, I'm going to go talk to the one who's wearing that lilac dress, nya.

Kiria: Of course. Just don't do anything hasty.

Nekomimi starts to approach us, but Sebastian is quick on his feet.

Sebastian: Moving this way now...

We then hide behind a cake, and thankfully Nekomimi doesn't notice us. She then starts to walk away, leaving me incredibly scared after I pop out of my hiding spot.

Sebastian: This isn't good. I wasn't expecting for you to know anyone here.

Y/n: I know, I should've told you some of the people I know. However, that's no longer important. What is important is not letting her talk to me. If someone, and I mean anyone would to see me, the Grand-Master adventurer, cross-dressing...

Sebastian: The title of Grand-Master would be ruined for generations to come.

I quickly start to panic, thinking of all the names I could be called, and what Aqua might call me once she finds out. I must do whatever I can to not only get to Anonydeath, but also be able to avoid my rival and Nekomimi.

Y/n: I think we should group back up with Madam Red.

Sebastian: Agreed.

I head back over to her, but she starts acting differently.

Madam Red: *laughter* You are such a dear!

Y/n: Never mind. She isn't going to be able to help me with this situation at all.

Nekomimi: There you are, nya!

Y/n: Shit!

I start to run away, but Sebastian then grabs my right arm.

Sebastian: Come this way, my young mistress.

We then start running when I see a butler with drinks.

Y/n: Sebastian, use the drinks for her distraction.

Sebastian: Of course. *runs over to the waiter* You there. The young lady over there requires lemonade.

Waiter: Yes, certainly sir.

We then head outside and get away from all of the people.

Y/n: Damn it. Why is it that I can never have a quest without some sort of thing intervening with it? It seems this is how my life is now.

Woman 1: So that's the one who's been throwing all of these parties. I wasn't expecting him to be in some sort of armor. Why doesn't he show his face?

Woman 2: Well, he did say that he's rather scared of showing his real face to others, which is why he's been keeping it a secret all this time.

Me and Sebastian look out from where we see Anonydeath, and in the Neptunia games, he's the hacker of the seven sages, and Noire's Stalker in Neptunia Re;Birth 3, and in the Neptunia anime.

Y/n: There's our suspect. Let's go, before anything bad happens.

Right when we start to make our way over to him, the music starts, meaning that the dancing has begun.

Y/n: Damn it. Now we won't be able to get close to him at all.

Sebastian: We have no other choice. We will have to dance our way over to him.

Sebastian then grabs my arms and brings me to the dance floor.

Y/n: *blushing* A-Are you crazy?!?!? I don't know much when it comes to dancing with someone else, and I also refuse to dance in front of a bunch of people who are watching me! Also, I have to dance with you?

Sebastian: You may not know this young adventurer, but I am one hell of a dancer. Besides, as your tutor, propriety allows me to dance with you in a public party such as this one.

Y/n: Please tell me your joking so that I don't have to do this.

Sebastian: Shall we dance now, young mistress?

Y/n: Damn it. Looks like he isn't joking. Looks like I'll have to play along with this for now.

I start to dance with Sebastian, while doing the best we can to avoid bumping into others and avoiding Nekomimi's gaze. After a long session of dancing, and we get to the other side, I grow physically and mentally exhausted from all that dancing.

Sebastian: How could you become exhausted so easily, my young lady?

Y/n: Starting with the fact that I've never done that type of dancing before, I have my own personal reasons.

Just then, Anonydeath comes up to us clapping his hands.

Anonydeath: Oh my. You were so elegant, like an angel that had descended upon the world from the heavens.

This is it. Our big chance. I'll put on my act now and be prepared for everything. I'll need some time alone to do this though.

Sebastian: Young mistress. Allow me to get you something to drink. *takes his leave*

Y/n(Nepgear voice): Thank you. *looks at Anonydeath and curtsies* Good evening to you good sir.

Anonydeath: Are you enjoying the party? *kisses Y/n's left hand*

Y/n(Nepgear voice): Y-Yes I am. Although, I'm having a bit of a problem. I've been waiting to speak with you for quite some time now.

Anonydeath: Oh? What is it you would like to speak with me about?

Y/n(Nepgear voice): I'm getting quite bored of all the dancing and eating.

Anonydeath: *grabs Y/n by the waist* Oh my, such a spoiled little girl. You may look for something else, but you want to know something? You're just my type. In fact if I wasn't having this party and was spending it with you in my room, I would just eat you up.

He then rolls his fingers down to where the sun don't shine, shocking me for a bit, and using the quick time I have, I regain my composure.

Y/n: Come on Y/n. You can do this, just endure this for just a tiny bit longer. After all those Damned lessons I had to go through, this is nothing compared to those. You can do this. Take this bastard down and I'll get even closer to taking down The Seven Sages of this world.

Y/n(Nepgear voice): Do you, well, have any other sorts of amusements? I would be interested in them.

Anonydeath: Oh, I would be so delighted to show a beautiful angel such as yourself. *grabs Y/n's chin* After all, you have been waiting for me all night. I bet you may have wet yourself waiting.

Y/n: Oh my f&#^ing god! I swear, once I'm done with this bastard I'm going to gut him like the fish he is!

Y/n(Nepgear voice): Oh really? What sort of things are they?

Y/n: Come on, come on! Spill the beans! I want to get out of this dress already!

I turn my head a little bit to the left and see that Nekomimi is staring right at me. This is getting real bad. I need to think of a way out of this.

Anonydeath: Are you sure you want to know, my little angel?

Y/n(Nepgear voice): *nods her head* I'm simply must know.

Y/n: Come on, come on! You're screwing with me over here!

Anonydeath: You might be a bit young though.

Y/n(Nepgear voice): Please tell me. I'm not a young girl, I'm a lady.

Before I can even get the answer out of him, the music stops, meaning that the dance is over. I quickly look over and see that Nekomimi is heading straight for me.

Anonydeath: Now, what has such a beautiful angel like you so distracted?

Y/n(Nepgear voice): O-Oh! It's nothing. I was just hoping to enjoy the dance a bit more, that's all.

Y/n: Damn it. My life is over. Even though I'm still alive, I will be dead on the inside. When Kiria and Aqua find this out. They'll never let me live it down. Damn you fate! Why must you become so cruel to me now?!?!?!

Suddenly, Sebastian comes from the sky with a giant closet and a mask on his face. I wonder why he's doing it, but I realize that Nekomimi is paying more attention to that than anything else in the room.

Sebastian: Ladies and gentleman, would everyone please gather round. This evening's magic show will now begin. *looks at Ciel* Pardon me young man, but would you kindly assist me?

Ciel: Of course. I will be more than willing to help.

Anonydeath: Hm. That's a bit odd.

Anonydeath: I don't know what's going on, since I don't remember paying someone for party tricks.

Y/n: Sebastian. Thank you. I will not be wasting the chance that you have given me right here with your bare hands.

Y/n(Nepgear voice): U-U-Um, my lord. My family has shown me party tricks every day for my birthday, so I don't really feel that I need to see more. Can we go please?

Anonydeath: Of course, anything for you, my little angel.

Y/n: Ugh... I hate this, but in the end, I'm getting this job done, so that should be helpful for me in the end.

Anonydeath then takes me up to a room, and once we get there, he opens the door.

Anonydeath: Right this way, my little angel.

I then walk into the room and see a giant hallway.

Y/n(Nepgear voice): Is this what you wanted to show me?

Anonydeath: Oh no. We've got just a little bit father to go, so please be patient.

Y/n(Nepgear voice): Okay.

I keep walking to see another door right in front of us. He then opens the door to let me in.

Anonydeath: Now I'm sure that you will find something incredibly fun to do here

Y/n(Nepgear voice): T-Thank you.

I then enter the room and smell something.

Y/n: Oh god! What the hell is that awful smell?!?!?!?!? It's... making me... feel.. rather... dizzy...

I then faint before I hear a few final words from him.

Anonydeath: You see? Isn't this fun, my little angel?

Anonydeath: Konosuba.

After a long nightmare of the others preparing me for the party, I then suddenly open my eyes.

Y/n: What's going on? I can't see anything? Did that bastard blind me?

Anonydeath: And now ladies and gentleman, the auction will now begin!

Y/n: Auction?

Anonydeath: Tonight's crown jewel is a beautiful young girl with lilac hair. She would make a lovely slave to anyone who would want her.

Y/n: Slave? He's forcing me into slavery?

Anonydeath: She is a rather shy one, so it would be hard for her to interact with you, which makes her even more better.

Y/n: I'll figure out what he's doing from here.

Y/n(Nepgear's voice): Please stop this! This isn't the type of fun I thought of!

Anonydeath: *removes the blindfold* I'm so sorry dear, it's just that some would pay a huge price for you, and with all the killings I've done for some of the people here, I just have to give them the right goods.

Y/n(Nepgear's voice): W-Wait! So you're the one who's been doing all those murders?!?!

Anonydeath: You got it! Every last of one of them!

Y/n(Nepgear's voice): A-And you've also been selling girls like me into slavery?!?!

Anonydeath: Yup. I would like to keep you as my own, however I must provide to my benefactors. You know, since you're going to die, I'll tell you a little secret. I'm one of the members of the seven sages!

Y/n: He just played himself, and he doesn't even realize that he did.

Y/n(Nepgear's voice): P-Please come closer. I want to tell you one thing before you sell me away.

Anonydeath: Normally, I wouldn't allow that, but since you are such an angel, I'll hear it.

Y/n(Nepgear's voice): Y-You need to be a bit closer, I don't want the others to know about it.

Anonydeath: Very well. *leans in closer* So, what is it you want to-

He doesn't even finish his sentence when I hit him right in his face with my head. While he's struggling to get back up, I find a way to untie the ropes. I then stand up and break the bars of the cage he put me in.

Anonydeath: You! Why would such a beautiful angel have such power?!?!

Y/n(Nepgear's voice): I-I don't know...

I then go back to my normal voice, and stop acting like Nepgear since I will be discovered in time.

Y/n: *pissed off* Let's start with the fact that I'm a guy!

At that, the whole audience gasps and starts yelling at Anonydeath. I feel a bit sorry for him, keyword bit, and decided to help him out of this problem.

Y/n: You don't need to boo at him anyways. After all, now that I've exposed you, you'll all going to jail!

Masked Man: Get him!

The masked people then rush at me, I then jump out of the way an activate Yellow Heart.

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I then rush at the people, and punch some in the face while others I kick. While I'm fighting them off, a masked woman recognizes who I am after my transformation.

Masked Woman: Everyone please, stop fighting him! We're going to lose!

The masked people all then rush me, and knock me down to the ground. However, since Peashy is basically like a non-masochistic Darkness, I take no damage what-so-ever.

Masked man 2: That takes care of that brat. Why are you even scared anyways.

Masked Woman: You don't understand....

Y/n(Yellow Heart): *giggles* Wow that was amazing! This is fun, thanks for playing with me!

Masked man 3: How is that boy not hurt?

Masked Woman: He's the Grand-Master...

I then charge right through all of them, and smile since I've won this battle.

Masked Woman: He's... Y/n L/n... *faints*

Anonydeath: What!?!?! Well, if that is true, it looks like I need to run away.

I turn around and start to see Anonydeath heading for the exit.

Y/n(Yellow Heart): You're not getting away!

Anonydeath: I already have.

Almost after he says that, he is knocked out by Sebastian.

Sebastian: Well, this has been one hell of an evening. Wouldn't you agree young master?

Ciel: Yes, I wasn't expecting for him to give us all of the information we needed.

Y/n(Yellow Heart): Thanks for the help you two!

Sebastian: It was no problem at all. Now what are we going to do with this slave auctioneer and his comrades.

Y/n(Yellow Heart): Leave that to me! It's going to be super funny!

I then deactivate my transformation and grab everyone here. I then tie each and everyone of them to something that is attached to the building. I then write a little letter on the top of Anonydeath.

This man is a member of the Seven Sages. He told me himself, thus I know that he is. You are free to question him, if that is what you desire to do.

Y/n L/n

Y/n: So, now what?

Ciel: Let us leave before the knights get here.

Sebastian: Very well my lord. *picks Y/n up bridal style*

Y/n: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! What the hell are you doing?!?!?

Sebastian: I shall take Y/n back and give him the reward as thanks for helping us with this little scenario.

Y/n: But why this way?!?!

Ciel: Very well. Give him the reward and I shall meet you back at the mansion.

With that, Sebastian then carries me back to the mansion. When we get back, he gives me a reward of 200 million Eris, but he told me to keep the things I used. I kept insisting not to keep them and give them back, but Madam Red had been wanting to get rid of a few things, and sicne I fit in those, he wants me to keep them so then she has less cleaning to do. I do ask him to put them in a bag, so then people don't notice what it is. He complied, and put it in a bag so I don't have to worry about that and told me if I wanted to put it on, I would just need to say Dress On, like one of my skills, and I will change into the dress and everything, I think I'm never going to say that I will do things by whatever means necessary ever again.

Y/n: Konosuba

Rom's POV

Me, Ram, and the rest of the party were waiting for Y/n to come home.

Ram: What's taking Y/n so long? It's almost the entire day.

Almost after Ram says that, Y/n enters the door with a backpack, and looks incredibly down.

Aqua: Hey Y/n, how was the quest?

Megumin: Yeah, what was Ciel like?

Y/n doesn't even say anything and just starts walking away, ignoring Aqua and Megumin's questions.

Estelle: Y/n, are you alright?

Compa: Yeah, you look incredibly exhausted.

Y/n keeps walking away, ignoring Estelle and Compa.

Rom: Um, Big brother? Do you need some sleep?

Y/n turns around to face us and then speaks.

Y/n: Yeah. This has been the most hard working and craziest quest that I have gone on since I became an adventurer.

Kazuma: Well, I think we should let me rest.

Yui: Agreed. With a mental state that he currently has, he might end up going a bit crazy if we keep asking any more questions.

I then walk up to Y/n's room and see that he's already sleep, not even changing out of his gear. I go to his drawers, grab a pair of pajamas that he has, take off his current clothes, not removing the underwear, and then put him in his pajamas. I then carry him back to his bed and tuck him in, like when my mother did with me. I go right next to him and snuggle right up next to him.

Rom: *yawn* Good night big brother.

I then close my eyes and go to sleep while hugging Y/n.

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Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World: Chatting with the author!

Nicholas J.: Hello everyone! Now, for anyone who thinks I watch Black Butler, I do not watch it. I only did this since I was looking through YouTube, looking for a way to implement Anonydeath somehow into the story since there's no Noire in the universe. After I saw Ciel cross-dressing, I watched episode 4 Black Butler, and I thought that it would be a good idea to use Anonydeath as some sort of auctioneer. The most hardest part of creating this story was finding a good picture of one of the Neptunia characters in a ball gown, since there aren't much fan-art with that. I have been thinking about how I will implement Arfoire and Warechu together, which will happen after episode 3 of the Konosuba anime. Anyways, that's it for "Chatting with the Author"! Up next Chapter 16 - Let's Enter the Dungeon!

Up next Chapter 16 - Let's Enter the Dungeon!