23 - A Day to Relax (Hopefully)

words = speaking
words = thinking
*words* = actions
WORDS = spells, or skills
words = Letters/notes/Diaries

No one's POV

We see Kazuma and Y/n walking in through the Axis Church. Kazuma and Y/n then both come barging in.

Kazuma: Knock Knock!

Y/n: Surprise MotherF***er!

Kazuma: Alright, who's in charge here?! Where they at?!

Girl: What brings you young man and lady to us today? Is it to convert? For baptism? Or maybe... it's.. for.. me...?

Y/n: First off, I'm a guy. And secondly*Karen impression* no, I want to speak to your manager.

(A/n: I had to do it. I had to make Y/n pull a Karen.)

Girl: Oh, you mean father Zesta. He's out screwing- I mean, he's out spreading the gospel of our Lady Aqua. I'm sorry, but you'll have to come back another time.

Kazuma: Right. Look, did a mage, a knight, and two arch-priests come here today?

Girl: Yes. The mage, knight, and one of the Arch-Priests is right over there.

Y/n and Kazuma both turn to see Megumin, Compa, and Estelle in a corner, each of them having wads of paper for joining the Axis Cult. They all look extremely traumatized.

Y/n: Oh dear lord!

Kazuma: Gah!

Girl: Oh, and that woman you came here with. She is outside being stoned by the children.

Y/n: I got this Kazuma!

I then jump down all the stairs, turn into Iris Heart, and whips one of the children.

Y/n(Iris Heart): Now listen here you three. If you don't want to be like this little one here, I recommended that you tell all that if they mess with my comrade, they'll be punished~.

Axis Cult Children: *scared* Yes Ma'am!

Y/n(Iris Heart): Good. Now leave!

The children then run away in fear as Y/n(Iris Heart) sighs.

Y/n(Iris Heart): Are you alright Darkness?

Darknes: Madame Goddess! Even the little boys and girls of this town know how to bring me to my knees!

Y/n(Iris Heart): Alright young lady, hand over the Eris Charm. I'm confiscating it until we get back home.

Darkness: No! I REFUSE!!!

Y/n(Iris Heart): Refusal isn't an option. Hand it over now!

Darkness: Y-Yes Madame Goddess!

Darkness then hands the Eris Charm to Y/n after he deactivates Iris Heart and they then walk into the church. Y/n puts Darkness with the others.

Y/n: I'll try and find Aqua. Kazuma, focus on keeping these four safe.

Kazuma: Got it!

Y/n walks up and sees a confession booth right in the open.

Y/n: *sigh* Maybe she's in here and the only way I can talk to her is through here.

Y/n then walks in and closes the door. He then sits down and waits for something to happen.

Aqua: Welcome my lost lamb. Now, confess all of your sins. The goddess will hear, and she will forgive you.

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Y/n's POV

I knew it. Aqua is trying to be goddess like to her subordinates.

Y/n: Yo' Aqua, it's me Y/n. What the hell is up with your town? This place is filled with nut-jobs, and that's to your followers not me.

Aqua: I see...

Y/n: Good, she understands-

Aqua: You have done the "It's me" scam. Reflect upon your misdeeds and repent. Do that, and I'm sure our Lady Aqua in all her mercy will forgive you.

Y/n: Quit messing with me girl! This place is nuts, and I'm slowly, but surely, losing my mind!! Are you just in there because you can act like a goddess without anyone knowing?

Aqua then gasps, implementing that I was right.

Aqua: Do you have anything else to confess? If not, then go and live free of trouble and sin!

Y/n: Damn it just listen to me! It seems that Arch-priests are high around here. Your followers have done nothing but piss me off the entire time. Order them to stop now!

Aqua then is silent for a bit but then responds.

Aqua: Nothing else to confess then? Please exit the booth, so I can help the next lost lamb find salvation.

Y/n: Nepu?!

Aqua: May peace be with you.

Y/n: GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS DAMN BOOTH WITH ME RIGHT NOW!!!!

Aqua: YOU GET OUT!! YOU HAD YOUR CONFESSION, NOW GO! SHOO!

I then wait for a bit. Fine Aqua, if you want to play that game, I'll play it. But it's gonna hurt you in the end.

Y/n: *sigh* Well, there is a least three things I need to get off my back. Do you mind helping me with that?

Aqua: Of course! Please go on! Confess all of your sins and relieve yourself of this guilt. Do you have interests in a certain-

Y/n: It's about my Arch-Priest friend who's named after your goddess. There's this special cup that she uses for party tricks, and I may or may not have put it in a spot so that my adventurer friend, who's name is Kazuma, would break it when he least expected it.

I then hear Aqua make a quiet noise. Jackpot! Now to keep working it.

Y/n: Also, she used my money in Chapter 8 and during the intervals between Chapters 17 and 18 to buy some booze, and well... I drank all of them, and placed the blame on some ghosts that had no effect towards the drinking of said booze whatsoever. I also made her a promise back in Chapter 12 that I would buy her the most expensive booze, but it was actually the cheapest, I just put a little magic on it to make it look super expensive

Aqua: I can't believe it! Not only did you drink it all, you broke the promise?!

Although she can't see me, I'm secretly smirking underneath my hands.

Y/n: Yeah, and since this Arch-Priest causes me and my teammates a lot of trouble, especially me and Kazuma, I recommended to Kazuma that we take her off of the party and replace her with an Eris sect arch-priest instead-

Suddenly, Aqua started shacking me and sobbing while she was at it.

Aqua: You apostate!!

*Tiny Time-skip*

After I was able to get out of Aqua's hold on me, I then went over to the other side and started talking to her.

Y/n: Look Aqua, I really didn't want to do all of that, but you left me no choice.

Aqua: Still, mentioning that you recommended to Kazuma looking for an Eris sect priest is low, even for you!

Y/n: Well guess what? Everything except for the last part was a total lie.

Aqua: Woah, back up. Then all that other stuff you said was true?

Y/n: Considering the fact that you went out of your way and used MY MONEY to buy those drinks, I had ever single right to do that.

Me and Aqua then hear a door opening, implementing that I needed to shut up. The man then started to talk.

Man: Hear my confession and forgive my transgressions! I have been a disciple of our Lady Aqua for quite some time now. BUT, the valiant portrait of the goddess Eris persuades me! It leads me astray! It is the chest of a demon I tell you! Please forgive my sinful thoughts and being bosomed by the chest of another goddess!

I then mentally facepalm myself. This cult is crazy, and I don't think that I should be here anymore.

Aqua: Ease your worries. The goddess is all forgiving. Whether thou love small breasts, or whether thou love large breasts. Love what you love, the Axis faith permits all. Whoever you are, be a lolicon, or NEET, or a human who feels love for animal girls. As long as what you love is not undead or a demon, and no law has been broken, you are forgiven.

The guy then starts crying like a baby. Meanwhile, I can't seem to get one thing out of my head. Why the hell did she mention jabs referring to me and Kazuma? Also, why did she mention the lolicon one?

Aqua: Now then, faithful disciple. If you feel temptations pull again, repeat these holy words. The goddess Eris pads her chest.

Y/n: *Image Below*

Aqua: Chant that and it will keep you on the path of the righteous. And if you know anyone suffering from these temptations, feel free to share this with them.

Man: The goddess Eris pads her chest... I-I feel like my eyes have been opened!

Aqua: Say it once more with me.

Aqua and Man: The goddess Eris pads her chest!!!

Man: Thank you!!! I shall go and spread the word!!!

The man then leaves the booth, with Me still in shock.

Y/n: Mind explaining?

Aqua: You know how when you explained to our party about how the power you got when you came here works?

Y/n: Yeah, about the fact that the faith in others allows me new powers, but also more strength?

Aqua: Yeah, that power you have works almost the same as us deities. I might not have as many followers as Eris, or the amount of adventures in the world that have faith in you, but mine have tons of faith in me, and it's super strong!! I'd do anything for my adoring disciples, even trash talk another goddess!!!

Y/n: That is so low, and you should know that by now.

Y/n and Aqua: Konosuba!

No one's POV

After a whole event with Y/n and Aqua, the team heads back to the inn. Y/n is then immediately tackled to the ground by Rom and Ram.

Rom and Ram: Big brother!

Wiz: Oh, welcome back everyone!

Kazuma: Rei, is Wiz feeling better?

Rei: *nods her head* She took a bath and went right back to normal

Kazuma: Okay, that's good.

Darkness: I am glad to hear it.

Nekomimi: There were no guest, so me, Kiria, Wiz, and Rei had the mixed bath all to ourselves, nya!

Y/n: Nice!

Kazuma: I missed out!!

Rom: How was it Big brother?

Y/n: Rather annoying. I beat up one or two, tricked others into giving themselves away, and then scared the living shit out of a few. The person I beat up might want to make sure they check their "area" a bit later

Kazuma immediately goes for his groin, implementing that he's scared.

Rei: S-So, how was it?

Wiz: Yes, how is it? Did you all have fun sightseeing?

Megumin, Compa, and Estelle: *shacking in fear* Axis Cult... scary....

Darkness: I-I had fun! In fact, I would like to go again!

Y/n: I took your charm Darkness, and like I said, until we leave, I'm not giving it back.

Rom: Come on big brohter!

Y/n: Where do you want to go Rom?

Kiria: We did ask them to join us, but they insisted that they wouldn't go in the baths without you by their side.

Y/n: Well, I do need a break from everything. A bath right now would be pretty good for me.

Rom and Ram then both start running, with Y/n following behind them.

Kazuma: Well, have fun doing whatever. I'm going for a bath.

*Time-skip*

We then see Rom and Ram playing around with the water. We then see Y/n and Kazuma chilling in the hot springs and they're 5 feet apart cause they're not gay. While Y/n is keeping an eye on Rom and Ram, Kazuma is eying some woman.

Woman: Um, sir? Would you mind not staring at me like that? It's making me-

Kazuma: What? I'm just sitting here.

Woman: Right! I, um, I know. But I'd like to get out now.

Kazuma: Don't mind me.

The woman then gets up and then runs away, while covering herself.

Kazuma: *laughs for a bit* That is one bashful lady...

Y/n: You probably were creeping her out Kazuma.

Y/n and Kazuma then focus on their attention to the guy who was getting out and noticed his rage.

Man: I try to play nice with these damn people. But they keep preaching me and trying to convert me and they can't even shut up for a single goddamn second! GODDAMN IT!!!!

He then tosses his soap in rage, scaring our four adventurers.

Y/n: Damn, it's almost like looking at how my mentality is right now with these people.

The man looks at them and leaves before muttering one thing.

Man: Stupid town.

Y/n: Okay... let's avoid him for a while...

Kazuma then gets out of the water and looks over at Y/n.

Kazuma: Well, I'm going to get myself a back rub. You in?

Y/n: No I'm good. I need to keep Rom and Ram safe.

Kazuma: Fair enough. See ya later!

I then start to relax.

Y/n: I wanna go home, ASAP. This town is cra- AHHHH!!!

Y/n is then hit by some of the water and he sees that it was Ram who did it.

Ram: Lighten up big bro!

Y/n: Ohohohohohoho... You're going to pay for that!

Y/n then starts splashing Rom and Ram with water.

Rom: Water fight!

Rom and Ram then work to splash Y/n, but he gets one step ahead of them. Suddenly, they both jump onto him and they then pull his entire body into the water.

Y/n: *water bubbling sounds*

Ram: We got him! We got him!

Rom: That was so fun!

Rom and Ram then pulls Y/n back up who then takes a breath of air.

Y/n: Man, you girls have gotten smarter and more stronger!

Ram: Thanks big bro!

We then see Kazuma get back in the water. Y/n makes sure to stay 5 feet away while Rom and Ram go back to playing.

Y/n: How was it?

Kazuma: *sigh* Terrible. I've now learned that this town... Kinda sucks.

Y/n: I feel you man.

Megumin's voice: Hup!

We then hear a voice of Megumin and then a splash in the water. Y/n turns over and realizes where she is. Kazuma does to, but he starts thinking of something.

Darkness's voice: Stop that Megumin! There is no diving in the bath!

Megumin's voice: Don't worry! We're the only ones here!

Y/n: *whispers to Kazuma* Are you planning to try and peep over at the girls?

Kazuma: *whispers back* Yeah.

Y/n: *Video Below*

https://youtu.be/qr89xoZyE1g

(A/n: I had to put this clip in here somewhere, I just needed the spot and the time to do so.)

Kazuma: Shut up Y/n!

Darkness's voice: L-Let go of my towel!

Megumin's voice: Don't be embarrassed, it's just us girls! Plus, in our line of work, we can't afford to act all dainty!

Darkness's voice: Yes! But this is inde- Ah! That's my towel!!

Kazuma then puts his head near the wall, which causes me to follow him, but not putting my head on the wall.

Megumin's voice: Ahhhh... Nothing beats a good long soak in a hot spring! Not even dragging Kazuma and Y/n out to hunt the undead Aqua attracts! There's no comparison!

Darkness's voice: Is that all you think of? Y/n and Kazuma. Those two are both so confounding. There are times when those two are cowards, and then, at other times, they are so bold that they put most nobles to shame! Even Y/n when he took down a corrupt noble with Kiria. You could say that they are odd, in their own unique ways, but deep down he's-

Megumin's voice: SHHHHHHHH!!! The mixed bath is on the other side. I know for a fact that Y/n could be over there, since Rom and Ram wanted to bathe with him, but think about Kazuma. If he had a choice between which one, which do you believe he would pick?

Darkness's voice: I see what you mean. Knowing him as I do, he would pick the mixed bath.

Megumin's voice: Kazuma! We know you're over there! I bet your ears against the wall, breathing hard, thinking about what part of her body Darkness is going to wash first!

Darkness's voice: M-Megumin do not make me the example! E-Enough Kazuma! We know you are there!

Y/n: Time to turn traitor.

Y/n: Hey you guys!

Megumin's voice: Hey Y/n! Is Kazuma over there?

Y/n: Yup, and he's doing everything you said he was right at a little open hole!

Kazuma: YOU TRAITOR!!!!

Megumin: There's that open hole!

Darkness then rushes to the hole and punches it, knocking Kazuma right back into the water.

Megumin: You see! I was right, Kazuma was with Y/n, but he was peeping on us!

Darkness: Indeed he was! I feel his lusty gaze on me everyday! The mixed bath would be perfect for someone depraved as he is!

Y/n then gets out out of the water and turns around with a smug look on his face.

Y/n: *Image Above* Have fun dealing with them Kazuma!

As Y/n walks out with Rom and Ram, he hears Kazuma screaming a spell and doing many other things.

Y/n, Rom, and Ram: Konosuba!

Y/n's POV

Me, Rom, and Ram head to the living room for the inn we're staying at when we see Aqua crying.

Aqua: *sobbing* Why is everyone being so mean to me!! I didn't do anything wrong, I just got in the bath!!

Before Aqua starts crying onto Wiz, I quickly pull her back before she starts to make her fade away.

Wiz: Thank you Y/n!

Y/n: No problem Wiz. Now Aqua, what's got you upset this time?

Kiria: When she got into one of this place's secret baths, she purified it, making it normal hot water.

Aqua: And then they kicked me out! Can you believe that?! Me, the goddess that they worship, geting kicked out of my church?! It's so unfair!!

Y/n: I can see that happening. Didn't you say that just sitting in non-normal water changes it to regular water? Learn to control it!

Aqua: But what really makes me mad is the guy in charge!

*Flashback*

No one's POV

Aqua: I'm so sorry for purifying the hot springs! But the truth is I really can't help it. Don't panic, but you see, I am the goddess of water. It is I Aqua, in the flesh!

The guys looks at her in shock and then snorts at her, shocking Aqua.

*Flashback End*

Y/n's POV

Aqua: He snorted at me! Me the goddess he worships!!

Kazuma: *snorts*

I turn around and see Kazuma.

Y/n: Hey, you're back.

Kazuma: Yeah no thanks to you.

Y/n: What? I'm not always going to help you out.

Aqua: *sobbing her heart out*

*Tiny Time-skip*

Aqua: This town is in serious danger!!

Kazuma: You're making no sense right now.

Y/n: Yeah, I believe your figuratively cried your eyes out last night.

Aqua: Remember the guy who snorted at me yesterday?

Y/n: Yeah. So what?

Aqua: He said that there was pollution in the springs! The Devil King is behind this! He knows my followers would beat him back if he attacked this town! That's why he's heading towards the source of income! The hot-springs!

Y/n: Of course he is. If I was in his shoes, I would do the exact same thing.

Aqua: You have to believe me you guys!

Compa: Everyone thinks the Axis Faith is a tad strange, so not many would care about this.

Megumin: True, but it's a roundabout way to destroy a cult.

Aqua then slams her hands of the table.

Aqua: I'm going to defend this town and all of my disciples!

Y/n: You do that. Just don't pull me into your mess.

Aqua: I need your help Y/n!

Y/n: I don't think they'll trust me after I kicked one guy where the sun don't shine. I don't know about everyone else though.

Compa: To scary. I'm staying in here for the day.

Estelle: I'm doing what Compa's doing.

Ram: No way am I going to be helping these crazies!

Rom: Yeah!

Aqua: *gasps in shock*

Kazuma: I don't know if I have time, with all the sight-seeing and stuff.

Megumin: Like Estelle and Compa, I'm still traumatized by them, so I'd rather not get involved.

Aqua: But I need your guy's help! Who cares about your dumb sightseeing and stuff! My followers are really nice once you get to know them!

Y/n: I bet they are... When they're not trying to convert us over to their faith!

Aqua: H-How about you Darkness?!?!

Darkness: I-I would have to think about it.

Aqua: Please!

Out of desperation, Aqua then grabbed Darkness's cup, and swirled her finger around in it, thus purifying the drink.

Darkness: Alright! I shall help you! I shall help you! Stop purifying my grape juice!!

Kazuma: Why don't you get Wiz to help you? You can talk her into doing anything.

Aqua: I would, but after crying on her all night, she was all faded by this morning. She should stay in and rest. Rei can watch after her.

Y/n: Deal with the dying girl first, not the goddamn cult!!!

Y/n(Black Sister): Konosuba!

I was outside alone again, but this time, I've got a steamed bun with me.

Y/n: *sigh* You know, if this place wasn't filled with these Axis Cultists, I would probably come here every month! But still, not even the author has a power that can change these crazies into normal people.

Old Axis Cult Woman: My! What nice weather! It's a blessing from our blessed Lady Aqua!

Y/n's Thoughts: *Video Below*

https://youtu.be/tzb7rA6rf4c

Old Axis Cult Woman: Can we talk about this here pot? NOTHING BURNS IN IT!! JOIN THE FAITH AND YOU GET ONE FREE GUARANTEE!!!

I immediately get up and start running.

Y/n: I'm good, thanks!

Old Axis Cult Woman: WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING, IT COMES WITH A LID!!!

After I get a far enough distance from that lady, I start to walk again. Suddenly two Axis Cultists start talking to me.

Axis Cult Woman: Look at you out for a stroll. Want a bar of soap?

Axis Cult Man: How about a free towel sir?

Axis Cult Woman: Join the faith and I'll put another bar in free!!

Y/n: Just ignore them Y/n. Don't make eye contact with them, don't speak with them, don't acknowledge them. Don't lose your cool over these crazed people.

Suddenly, the Axis Cult Man grabs me and pulls me closer and pulls me right to his face.

Axis Cult Man: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! LOOK A MAN IN THE EYE WHEN HE TALKS TO YOU!!! ALL WE WANT TO DO IS SAVE YOUR FILTHY SO-

Y/n: *Image Below with Dark and brooding voice* It's you and your entire church's souls that are filthy. You and this entire town are full of people that I can use as my personal playthings. The reason no one wants to join you is because you and the people that live here are insane. Leave me alone. You don't want to make me angry do you~~~~~~?

The Axis Cult Man lets go of me and starts to back up in fear, along with his companion. I then stare at him with anger again, and he and his companion then runs away in fear.

Y/n: *sigh* Why can't this world have at least just one normal thing here? Oh wait, I forgot! This world isn't normal!!!

I then start walking and then see Kazuma and Megumin.

Y/n: Hey guys. How was your walk?

Kazuma: Terrible...

Megumin: They're edible... But who eats soap?

Y/n: Apparently these people.

I then look up and see the guy from the hot-springs last night. It seems that he's carrying a lot of Axis Cult sign up sheets.

Man: Maniacs!!! What's with these people and soap?! Soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent...

Megumin: Eat it.

Man: Soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent...

Megumin: Eat it.

Man: Soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent...

Megumin: Eat it.

Man: Soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent!!!!! I CAN'T EAT IT!!!!! *throws bag into water* It would make me to damn clean!

The guy then turns around and sees both me and Kazuma. We both just laugh awkwardly.

Wiz: Kazuma!

Rei: Y/n!

Rom and Ram: Big Brother!!

Me and Kazuma both turn around and see Wiz, Rei, Rom, and Ram running towards us.

Y/n: Hey Rei! Are you doing good?

Rei: Yeah, I've been able to get over a bit of my anxiety.

Y/n: Good!

Kazuma: Wiz, you feeling better?

Wiz: Yes, much better! I swear I saw my old party members from my adventuring days. They were on the other side of a river, telling me not to cross over! If not for them, I'd be dead!

Y/n: Damnit Aqua! This is the second time you've nearly killed Wiz on this trip!

Ram: Hey big bro, what were you looking at?

I turn around and see that the man is no longer there.

Y/n: Oh, just looking at some guy who was there a second ago.

Rei: Oh.

Aqua: Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!

We then hear Aqua's voice to which we go to.

Y/n: What is she doing now?

Kazuma: I don't know, but it can't be good.

We then start walking to the fountain and see a bunch of Axis Cultist surrounding Aqua.

Aqua: Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King! Gather round, beloved disciples of Axis! I have come to warn you that the Devil King is planning to destroy your town!

I then see Darkness, who looks very upset to even be in that situation.

Darkness: *very soft* How...?

Aqua: I'll tell you how! He and his minions are putting some kind of poison in the hot springs! This is no hoax! I personally confirmed that several hot springs here have been polluted!

Darkness: *very soft* How awful...

Apple Girl: I just got back from the hot springs, and I didn't notice anything wrong with the water.

Aqua: Of course you didn't! That's because I've went to all the baths in town and purified them.

Y/n: *mutters* Aqua, you god damn idiot! Think with your head for once!!

Aqua: But we're not out of danger just yet! So I'm asking for your cooperation! Until we find the source of this pollution, please don't use the hot springs!

Axis Cult Man 1: What are you saying? Hot springs are what this town's all about! If can't tell the people to stay away from our main attraction. This place would turn into a ghost town.

Axis Cult Woman 1: Why would the Devil King go to all that trouble anyway?

Aqua: B-Because! He wants to cut of the church's source of income! Yes, the Devil King fears the Axis faith that much! And for the record, I'm not saying all this just because I'm upset over the fact that I'm the only one not allowed in the baths anymore. Now, disciples of Axis, go home and-

Axis Cult Man 2: There she is! That blue haired pain in the ass has been the one who's been turning all of our hot springs into pure hot water!

Before Aqua can explain herself, the Axis Cultist go and talk about how Aqua might have been trying to trick them.

Y/n: *sigh* I'm not dealing with this. Rom. Ram. Let's go back into the inn.

Rei: I-I'm coming to!

*Time-skip*

After we got back to the inn, the others then come in with Aqua crying.

Y/n: *sigh* They don't believe what Aqua said do they?

Kazuma: Nope.

Aqua: *sobbing* I'm the goddess of this town, yet no one believes me.

Rom: *hands her a water* Try drinking this Miss Aqua.

Aqua then takes a sip of it and stops wining for a bit.

Aqua: I need some wine.

Y/n: Of course you do!

I then start to walk outside when I hear a whole bunch of screams. I open the door, and... Oh my god there are a lot of angry Cultists. I immediately run upstairs, quickly close all curtains and grab Aqua by the neck.

Y/n: YOU IDIOT!!! DO YOU EVEN REALIZED WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?! DUE TO YOUR STUPIDITY, YOU MANAGED TO GET THE ENTIRE AXIS CULT WANTING TO KILL OUR ASSES!!!!!!!

Aqua then pushes me away.

Aqua: That's not true! They might want to apologize because they believe me!

She then opens the curtains and get the attention of the Axis Cult, and they did not give Aqua what she wanted.

Axis Cult Man 1: There she is!

Old Axis Cult Woman: She's the witch impersonation our goddess!

Kazuma and Aqua: *shocked sounds*

Axis Cult: BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!

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Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World: Bloopers!

The man then leaves the booth, with Y/n still in shock.

Y/n: Mind explaining?

Aqua: You know how when you explained to our party about how the power you got when you came here works?

Y/n: Yeah, about the fact that the faith in others allows me new powers, but also more strength?

Aqua: Yeah, that power you have works almost the same as us deities. I might not have as many followers as Eris, or the amount of adventures in the world that have faith in you, but mine have tons of faith in me, and it's super strong!! I'd do anything for my adoring disciples, even trash talk another goddess!!!

Y/n: Dick....

Aqua: Hey 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫








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