words = speaking
words = thinking
*words* = actions
WORDS = spells, or skills
words = Letters/notes/Diaries

No one's POV

Axis Cultist: SLAY THE DEMONS! DEFEAT THE DEVIL KING!!

Old Axis Cultist Woman: BURN THE WITCH IMPERSONATING OUR GODDESS!!!

Axis Cultist Man: TIE HER UP AND BURN HER!!!

Apple Girl: HER HAIR ISN'T EVEN HER NATURAL COLOR!!!

As every single member of the Axis Cult tries to get into the inn, they cannot, due to Y/n barricading the door. We then see on the side of it that the team, minus Y/n, are flying off, with Aqua sobbing at what had happened at the end of the last chapter.

Axis Cultist: Hey the fake goddess's getting away!!!!!

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https://youtu.be/i1ZWC-XfJnc

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No one's POV

We see the others hiding in an secluded area that is hidden far away from the inn. Kiria then looks out and then turns back.

Kiria: Okay, we lost them.

Nekomimi: So what do we do, nya?

Estelle: Getting out of here is seems to be the best option.

Aqua: We aren't leaving until I save my people!!

Compa: And how do we do that?

Aqua: We go to the source! The pollution must be there!

Megumin: Make sense.

Rom: Where's big brother?

Kazuma: I don't know. He said he would try to hold them off. My guess is he's doing that right now.

Aqua: If I can purify that, the hot springs should go back to normal.

Estelle: Let's get moving before they notice us.

Axis Cultist: There she is! I found the imposter!!

The others start to run away

Axis Cultist 2: Hey, she's getting away!!!

They are about to give chase, when suddenly there torches and pitch folks are blasted away. They all look in shock at what happened.

Axis Cultist 3: The imposter can even blast away things?!

Axis Cultist 2: There's no way she can do that!!!!!!

Axis Cultist 4: Hey, look up!

The Axis Cultists look up and we see Y/n, who is in Black Sister, holding his gun at them. He then barrels it to his side and throws a taunt at them.

Y/n(Black Sister): If you all still wanna kill my friend, not only will you have to get through me, but you'll also need to step it up!!

The Axis Cultists then start throwing soap at him, but he shoots all of it down with ease.

Y/n(Black Sister): Damn, you guys are annoying. Let's hope that the others are doing better.

Meanwhile, with the others...

Aqua: Aw, come on! I'm an Arch-Priest with the Axis Church. Look at my adventurer's card. It says so right there!

Guard 1: I don't care if you're an Arch-Priest, you're not getting in.

Guard 2: The manager of the springs was just here, and he told us not to let anyone through.

Kazuma: The manager?

Aqua: Listen, the town is running out of time. It's crucial you let us in there. It's the right thing to do. My beloved Axel disciples-

Guards: Uh, we're disciples of Eris.

Aqua: Oh come on!! The spring's poisoned and the town's in danger, and I'm the only one who can save it!!!

Kazuma: I wonder how this will play out.

Guard 1: Sorry, no means no.

Guard 2: Quit bothering us.

Aqua: OHHH!!! Hang on a moment! You're actually kind of.... Kind of handsome! Yeah handsome! I can profile that you sorta look like a red dragon! Which is so hot!

Guard 2: You saying I have a lizard face or something!!

Aqua: Alright then. If you don't let me in, here's what will happen. I'll tell the Axis Church that you Eris followers were saying horrible things about our faith.

Guard 1: This is the dumbest threat ever!

Guard 2: This is why everyone hates dealing with Axis followers!

Guard 1: Hey wait! You're that blue-haired idiot that's been going to all the hot springs and turning them into plain ol' water!

Aqua: No, I didn't! I was purifying them that's all!

Guard 1: So it was you! Well you're definitely not allowed in!

Kazuma: *sigh* That's what I thought.

Kiria: How are we going to get in now?

Estelle: Leave that to Kazuma.

Guard 1: Now get out of here!

Kazuma then goes to Darkness and starts to push her towards the guards.

Kazuma: You're up Darkness! You get to be useful finally.

Darkness: What do you mean finally?! I have been useful on occasions you know! Do not push me! That is so rude!!

Megumin, quickly catching on, starts to walk up to the guards who are still fighting with Aqua.

Megumin: That is enough!!

The guards then look to Megumin, Aqua doing the same, and see Megumin flash at Darkness.

Megumin: Do you have any idea who this is!! You are in the presence of Lalatina Ford Dustiness, of the Dustiness Family! And this is an emergency!!

The Guards then gasp at this, as well as Darkness.

Kazuma: Go on M'Lady! Whip out your pendant and show the nice guards!

Darkness then starts to resist, which starts to annoy Kazuma.

Kazuma: Would you quit struggling, M'Lady! Show the damn pendant already!!!

Aqua: Don't worry Kazuma, we'll get it!

While the Guards and everyone else is distracted by the current events, Y/n, who is in C-sha's gold form, jumps behind everyone, which Rei notices, and looks at the bars.

Y/n(C-sha): Man, this will be easy!!!

Y/n(C-sha) then busts down the gates with a back-kick, which gets everyone's attention.

Y/n(C-sha): Come on, let's go!

Kiria: That was quite a turn of events.

Nekomimi: Yes it was, nya!

Guard 2: Hey you can't-

Guard 2 doesn't even finish his sentence as Y/n(C-sha) rushes right up to him and pulls a running sidekick right to his gut. He then jumps behind Guard 1 and karate chops his neck, knocking him out.

Y/n(C-sha): Wow, was not expecting that to actually work. Anyways, let's get moving before they get here. I was able to distract them, but they're going to get here in 3 hours or less.

Aqua: Alright then! Let's go!

Y/n(C-sha): Konosuba!

Y/n's POV

After a long walk after getting in, Darkness starts to pout, and I know exactly why.

Kazuma: God, would you quit acting like a brat? Make up your mind, do you want us to treat you like one of the gang, or some hoity toity noble?

Darkness: Do not treat me like a child! You are younger than me, so have some respect!

Kazuma then turns to Darkness, with a sincere smile

Kazuma: At the end of the day, when I look at you, I see a friend. To me your not Lalatina, a noble woman, your Darkness! Our trusty, brave crusader!

Y/n: Yeah! No matter what situation we are in, you will still be Darkness, no matter what!

Darkness: Oh! I-I see. In that case, I suppose it's fine...

Y/n: *Video Below*

https://youtu.be/x76BVjhTS6g

Kazuma, Kiria, and Estelle: So Easy.

Megumin, Rom, and Ram: Very Easy.

Aqua, Yui, and Compa: Super Easy.

Wiz and Rei: Do not tease her!

*Tiny-Timeskip*

After We get to the top of the mountain, we then a met with a huge puddle of water. I look and see that the tubes are heading into town, meaning this is where the water comes from. I then look at the water and see the water's black.

Megumin: That's not good.

Y/n: Yeah.

Kazuma: The water in that pipe's black.

Aqua: See?! I was right, it's totally been poisoned!!!

Kiria: It seems so. The only way we can get to the source is by following the pipes.

Megumin: Agreed. It should lead us to the source of the contamination.

Aqua: Well, what are we waiting for?!?!

We continue onto the path, which leads us to the source. Rom, Ram, Yui, Rei, Nekomimi, Estelle, and Wiz look around while the rest of us go to head to the source. Kazuma then stops and

Kazuma: Hang on. I see someone.

We then hide behind a rock, and I then see who it is after the smoke clears up.

Y/n: It's the guy from the baths.

Megumin: Yeah... Soap guy.

Compa: Is he going to jump in?

Aqua: It kinda looks like it.

Kiria: Maybe all the Axis Sect members drove his mind to suicide.

Y/n: That is a possibility.

Darkness: Oh no!

We look back and see that he's rocking back and forth. After a few seconds, he then starts leaning towards the water. I notice that he then puts his hands in the water.

Kazuma: Holy crap!!

Kazuma then starts to run towards him. Is he assuming he's jumping in

Kazuma: Don't do it! You're to young to die!!!

Y/n: Kazuma. Total Overreaction.

I get over there and then look down at his hand and notice bubbles surrounding it, which is the same color as the poison.

Y/n: Wait a minute... Are you the one who's poisoning the water?

He then stops at looks at me with panic in his eyes. Once the others get here, he stands up.

Bath Guy: Hey there! You here to see the springs? They're the perfect remedy for lower back pain, stiff shoulders, exhaustion, achene, depression, pretty much anything that hails you these days! Yup, these hot springs are famous all over the world!

Rei: Mm?

Bath Guy: In fact, the rich and famous swear by them! Why just in fact-

I notice that he turns his head away from Rei and Wiz once he sees them.

Wiz: Haven't we met somewhere before?

Bath Guy: No, I'm pretty sure we haven't. I get that a lot though.

Rei: I remember! It's Hans! Are you doing okay?

Kazuma and Y/n: Hans?

Hans?: You must be mistaken. I'm the manager here.

Wiz: I haven't seen you in ages Hans! It's me Wiz! Wiz the lich!

Rei: And me! Rei! Rei, the leader of The Seven Sages! Do you not remember us?

Hans?: You two both have me confused with someone else.

Wiz and Rei both walk up to Hans?.

Wiz: But if the source of the hot springs is poisoned, then it must be you Hans if you're here!

Hans?: *annoyed growls*

Rei: That is what poison slimes do, right?

Darkness: *moans*

Kazuma: A deadly slime?

Y/n: Doesn't look the part. Did he eat a human to get that look?

Meanwhile, in the Jura Tempest Foundation...

Rimuru: Achoo!

Rigurd: Is something wrong Lord Rimuru?

Rimuru: No it's nothing.

Rigurd then leaves the room, leaving a confused slime.

Rimuru: Did someone mention something I did once?

Back to the story...

Wiz: Come on Hans! I know you remember us! It's Wiz and Rei!

Rei: Don't ignore us Hans! That's really mean!

Hans?: I told you two before, I'm not who you think I am. Let go of me! I don't know you!

Rei: You should. I had a talk with the Devil King just a few months ago with you being there.

Wiz: She's right! I was there-

Hans?: *screams for a bit* Oh right, I forgot. I left the oven on, gotta go!

Before he can move anymore, we then block his path.

Darkness: Trying to your escape...

Darkness, Kiria and Estelle: Hans?

Hans: Don't-

Aqua: Thought you could fool us...

Aqua, Yui and Compa: Hans?

Hans: Look you-

Megumin: Didn't expect us to see through your lies, did you...

Megumin, Rom, Ram, and Nekomimi: Hans?

Hans: Alright, quit doing that-

Y/n: Don't think you'll be able to lie your way out of this one...

Kazuma: Cause we see right through you...

Y/n and Kazuma: *GIF Below* Hans!!

(A/n: You're Caesar in this and Kazuma is Joseph in this)

Hans then starts to freak out and lash out on us.

Hans: Alright fine! You think my name's funny! Get over it! And Wiz, I thought you opened a shop somewhere, and you Rei, where planning to kill the Grand-Master?! How can you two do your work goofing off in a hot-spring?!

Wiz: I-I am not goofing off! I work really hard! Even though the harder I work, the poorer I seem to get...

Y/n: Also, she was killed by me, the Grand-Master. If you want proof of it, *show adventurer's card* Here.

Hans: *start to panic* YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE?!?!?

Rei: EEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!! *runs behind Y/n* I'M FRAGILE, YOU'LL BREAK ME!!!!!

Hans: *sigh* I spend ages planning this, and not only am I found out, but to top it all off, it's by the Grand-Master. My luck is utter shit right now. Hang on... Wiz, wasn't the deal between you and the Devil King something along the lines of you maintaining the castle's barrier, and leaving the rest of us alone to do his bidding? What happened to that? And Rei, you're the leader of the seven sages, and we both want him *points to Y/n* out of the picture!!! So why are you two both opposing me? Why are you getting in my way?

Wiz: NO! I wasn't trying to get in anyone's way!

Rei: *nods her head* We were just saying hi because it's been so long!

Hans: And thanks to you two, they know what I am, and they brought HIM with them!!!! *points to Y/n again*

Aqua then starts to walk up to Hans, cracking her knuckles.

Aqua: When I think of all the trouble that rotten slime has put me through... I'm going to kill him.

Hans: So what's your next move you two? Will you try to stop me?

Rei: N-No! I can't fight you!

Wiz: My friends and I just want to help the town! Can't we discuss this?

Hans: You've grown soft since you became a lich! Why, I remember when you were an Arch-Wizard, hunting us! Back in those days, you didn't want to stop and talk it out! You were ruthless!

Wiz: Yes, but back then, I saw them all differently.

Y/n: Sorry Wiz, best you let me and Kazuma handle this.

Kazuma: *nods his head* Fighting a friend is never easy. So sit this one out.

I draw Sanhelios and Kazuma draws Chunchunmaru and we both point our blades at Hans.

Y/N; My name is Y/n L/n! I've taken down The Seven Sages and immobilized The Mobile Fortress Destroyer all by myself!!

Kazuma: And I'm Kazuma Satou! And together, me and Y/n have taken down some of the Devil King's generals, and fought the worst of the worst!

Wiz: Kazuma! Y/n! I'd like to avoid this fight!

Y/n: Sorry, but it seems your friend wants me dead, so I have to return the favor! Let's do this Sanhelios!!

Kazuma: We're up, partner.

Y/n: *snickers* Chunchunmaru.

Kazuma: *hits Y/n on the head with his left hand* SHUT IT!!!!

Hans: Usually, when someone learns who I am, they drop to their knees and beg me for mercy. But not you two. You both seem to have some backbone.

Kazuma: Whatever, you're a slime.

Y/n: Yup, and a slime pretty damn weak to adventurers who've grinded hard enough. This should be a one-shot kill.

Kazuma: Sure, you have a poison gimmick, and maybe you'll hit us with that, but we have Aqua, and she can neutralize that in a second!

Y/n: Yup! Prepare to die!

Hans: Kids, my name is Hans. I'm a deadly poison slime and one of the Devil King's Generals.

Y/n: Wow, I did not expect that.

While I am unfazed by that fact, Kazuma seems to be scared shitless.

Kazuma: Say what? You're a general?

Y/n: I guess I should've realized that after Hans mentioned that he wants me dead.

Kazuma: I thought he was making shit up!

Wiz: Among the other generals, Hans has a huge bounty on his head!

Rei: Not only that, he's incredibly powerful!

Y/n: WHAT THE HELL?! FROM WHERE I'M FROM, SLIMES ARE INCREDIBLY WEAK, NOT INCREDIBLY OP!!!!!

Kiria: Then your homeland did not tell you much about the slimes of this land. Here, that's not even close to the truth! They're powerful, and physical attacks like swords or fists don't work on them!

Darkness: Kiria is correct. If one gets a hold of you, it's over. You will either be digested alive, or smothered to death!!

Y/n: Can't one thing in this world be like a normal video game!!! That would be rather nice!!!

Megumin: And not only that, he poisoned all the water so he's very toxic!!

Estelle: She's right. If he's able to do that, one touch could mean instant death!!!

Y/n: Why is this world so Goddamn Crazy?!?!?!

Aqua: Don't worry you two. Even if you die, me and Compa are here! Just don't let him eat you because I can't resurrect you if you get digested.

Y/n: Got it! Now let's do this!

Hans: *crazed laughter* I like your determination Grand-Master!!!! Now come and face me! Here I am! Strike me down if you dare!!!

Emergency Quest: Eliminate Devil King General Hans the Deadly Poison Slime!!

Y/n: *smirks* You got it! We'll end you here and-

I can't even finish my statement and Kazuma pulls out the Joestar secret technique.

Kazuma: *GIF Below* NEVER MIND!!! MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!! SORRY!!!!

(A/n: Kazuma is Joseph in this and ignore the subtitles in this GIF)

The others, excluding me, start going after him. It basically leaves me alone with Hans

Y/n: *facepalms* Dammit Kazuma! Why did you have to cower out now?!

Hans: Is he always like this?

Y/n: Not really. Thought he would've been more excited about this, I mean I was!!

*Cricket Noises*

Hans: So.... I'm just going to go back to poisoning the water.

Y/n: Okay then.

I then walk over to a rock, put down Sanhelios, and just sit on top of said rock.

Y/n: Finish your job, I won't bother you with a fight right now if Aqua isn't here to force me into it.

Hans: Wait, Seriously? You're not going to fight?

Y/n: Seriously, I'm not going to fight you. I only came here with these guys because I don't want this damn cult killing a friend of mine, and I just wanted to have a nice little vacation. Instead, all I get is constant harassment! I mean, can't a non-Axis cult guy go one day here without being constantly harassed by the people here!

Hans: *laughs a bit* Man, you could not be any more right! All they do is try to convert you! They also make things that aren't supposed to be edible, edible!!! It's like they want to creep you out!!

Y/n: Yeah, and their acting is utter shit! I was able to punch a guy in the gut and then the balls because I found out his terrible acting!

Hans: *laughs a bit again* Man, I thought you were some incredibly dangerous foe that would need to be taken out as soon as possible, but you're not actually as dangerous as I thought you would be!

Y/n: Yeah, I'm a nice guy once you get to know me. The only danger is pissing me off, because that could lead to being tortured.

Hans: Wow, you really are something different huh? You aren't like the other Grand-Master.

Y/n: Really? What was the other Grand-Master like?

Hans: Ruthless. He had the power of full Dark Magic mastery. With that power, he killed many foes, but couldn't kill the Devil King. After that, he started to become an overlord and found something called the Master Crown, or whatever that crazy crown was called. Anyways, it drove him to insanity and his adventuring companions, who he asked to take down the previous user, had to kill the guy. Some say that his soul is somewhere in the world, waiting for the crown and will use it once more and defeat the Devil King and become the world's overlord.

Y/n: Holy shit! That is crazy!!

Y/n: Could this be another reason why Segami put those limits on me? So I wouldn't end up like that person?

Hans: Yeah, that's why I'm glad to know that you haven't gone crazy yet.

Y/n: Yeah, I'm glad to. You know Hans, if you were an adventurer like me, or I was a part of the Devil King's army like you, I think we would be great friends.

Hans: Yeah, you do make that point. Unfortunately, we're on opposing sides, so we're going to have to kill each other one day.

Y/n: Yeah... It's quite a shame... Plus, I'm sure that Aqua will probably come back crying, wanting to kill you anyways. After all, she does care about her crazed followers.

Hans: Wait, crying?

Y/n: *sigh* Yup. *pops the p* All she does every day is cry and drink booze. Hell, she will even take your own money just to get drunk!!

Hans: Damn, that's a pretty annoying teammate. Even The Devil King wouldn't want someone like that on his side!!

Y/n: Yeah, I know. But you'll somehow get used to it. Also, with how the Axis Cult is, I'm sure that you're doing the world a favor by getting rid of their hot-springs.

As soon as I finish my sentence, Aqua comes in and looks really angry.

Aqua: Hey you! Poison is probably the dumbest power! Why, if I didn't know any better, I would've assumed you joined the Devil King's army because everyone made fun of you for it! Now repent!

Hans: You're kidding...

Y/n: *sigh* Damn it Aqua, I was having some good bonding time with Hans.

Aqua: No! I refuse to allow you to make friends with a Devil King General.

I then sigh again, jump of the rock I was sitting on, and then grab Sanhelios.

Y/n: Sorry Hans, but since Aqua's back, I have no choice but to fight you now.

Kazuma: Aqua!

Me and Aqua then turn around and see the others coming back.

Aqua: Kazuma!

Hans: *To Kazuma* I thought you were smart and ran away. You should've kept running!

Kazuma then steps back a bit in fear.

Y/n: Axis Cult is nearby isn't it?

Kiria: Yeah, and so we have no other choice but to fight.

Y/n: I told you guys we had three hours before they caught up to us, but you decided to not listen and run away!!

Hans: Doesn't matter if they get here or not. Once I finish here, all the hot springs will be soured and the town will die. And then, FINALLY!!!! FINALLY, I CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS DISGUSTING PLACE!!!

Y/n and Kazuma: We feel your pain buddy.

Rom: Um, Mister slime. What did you do with the real manager?

Ram: Yeah, we know you're the fake manager now! So where is he?

Hans: I ate him.

Everyone but Wiz: What?!

Hans: I'm a slime. I eat anything and everything, it's what we do, so yeah, I ate him.

I then feel a cold aura behind me, I turn around and see Wiz who looks downright pissed. I then push everyone out of her way, and then she casts a spell.

Wiz: CURSED CYRSTAL PRISON!!!!

A giant ice beam then shoots out of Wiz's hand, shocking everyone, even Hans. Once the beam dies down, I see Hans has his arm stuck in the ice. He tries to pull it out as Wiz starts to speak.

Wiz: I stayed out of his majesty's affairs under one condition. And that was if his subordinates did not kill those who posed no threat. Remember?

Hans: Stop it! Release me Wiz, right now!!!!

Wiz doesn't listen to him and continues her speech while walking up to him.

Wiz: An adventurer's vocation means, they must risk their life. Their job is to hunt and kill monsters, that is how they support themselves. And, should they meet their end, they are prepared for it. The same goes for knights, who collect taxes and, in exchange, protect the citizens. They are paid to risk their lives and accept that one day, they may fall in battle.

Hans: If you do this Wiz, the whole mountain will be contaminated for-

Wiz: THE MAN WHO MANAGED THESE HOT SPRINGS POSED NO THREAT TO YOU!!!

Rom: Wiz is scary... *shiver*

Aqua: You're not alone Rom.

Hans: If I have to take on the Ice witch and the Grand-Master to get out of this stinky town, SO BE IT!!!!

Hans then cuts off his lift hand, and then a dark purplish goop started to come out.

Hans: I'll eat everything on this mountain...

He then starts to turn into his original form. He then starts to grow an tower over us.

Y/n and Kiria: Shit.

Hans in his original form, then roars at us, scaring all but Darkness.

Darkness: Now that is an amazing specimen of slime! If it were not poisonous, I would take it home and make it my pet!

Y/n: AND I REFUSE TO ALLOW YOU TO HAVE IT AS A PET!!!!!!

Slime started to shoot of him, and some of it landing in the water.

Aqua: No!!!

Aqua then runs to the source, and starts to purify it.

Kazuma: No! Get away from there!!

Aqua: PURIFICATION!!! PURIFICATION!!! PURIFICATION!!! PURIFICATION!!! Ahh! It hurts!!!

Yui: Get out of there Miss Aqua!

Aqua: I can't!!! My followers depend on the hot springs!!!

I start to hear stomping, so I turn around and see the entire Axis Cult. They start running up and throwing everything they have at him.

Axis Priests: HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL!

Aqua: OWWW!!! It hurts!!!

While Aqua keep purifying the water, the young Axis Cult girl runs up closer to her.

Little Girl: You can do it, blue haired lady!!!

I then notice a thing of slime heading her way. I run up to her and then get ready to jump.

Y/n: Watch out!!

Little Girl: Huh?

I then grab her and get out of the way before it makes impact on the ground. I then sit her down and wipe a bit of sweat off of my head.

Y/n: Whew, just dodged it by the skin of our hairs.

I then inspect the young girl and see that she has no injuries.

Y/n: That was to close for comfort, but it looks like you're okay.

Little Girl: Thank you.

I then turn to the others and see that they're still throwing things.

Y/n: ARE YOU ALL INSANE!!! GET OUT OF HERE NOW, BEFORE THINGS GET DANGEROUS!!!

Random Axis Cult Man: We're going to save our town!! Nothing is going to stop us, not even a giant slime!!!

I then sigh and then see an Axis Cult Woman brush away an incredibly pleased Darkness.

Megumin: I shall use my explosion and blow him to smithereens!!!

Aqua: No, don't!!!!!! You'll end up polluting the whole mountain!!

Kazuma: Dammit!! Wait, Y/n! Can one of your forms blast powerful magic?

Y/n: Yeah! White Heart in the NEXT Form should be able to do it!!

Kazuma: Good! Now Wiz, could you freeze him?

Wiz: At the size he is, I won't be able to!!

Ram: We'll help you!

Rom: Yeah!

Wiz: Well, even with the help, it still won't be possible. But, if he was smaller...

I then look at Hans and notice that he's absorbing anything but the potions and soap.

Y/n: Did not expect that.

Kazuma: Guess he's not a fan of the soap either.

Megumin: Kazuma! Think of a sneaky underhanded trick to deal with him, like you always do!!

While Kazuma babbles about being possibly insulted, I see that inside Hans, is a skeleton with clothes on it.

Y/n: Kazuma, look! I think that's the manager!

Kazuma: You're right, it has to be!! Not only that, he hasn't been digested yet!!! *to Aqua* Aqua! You sure you can resurrect folks who haven't been digested!!!

Aqua: Huh? Uh, y-yeah! No sweat!

Kazuma: Wiz, are you sure that you, Rom, Ram, if he was smaller?

Wiz: Why yes! If he were half that size, we could!

Kazuma: And Y/n!

Y/n: I know what you're going to say, and yes, NEXT Form White Heart should launch a strong enough blast to neutralize him!!

Kazuma: Good job thinking what I'm thinking! Megumin! Wind up your spell and stand by to blast him!!!

Megumin: W-Wait?! I can blow him up?!?! I'll be ready!!!

Kiria: Me, Princess, Rei, Yui, Estelle, Compa, and Darkness will protect the townspeople.

Kazuma: You read me like a book Kiria! Good luck everyone!!

No one's POV

The teams then split up, starting with Y/n going into White Heart. He then prepares and enters White Heart's next form.

Y/n(White Heart): TRANSFORM!!! NEXT GEN!!!!

https://youtu.be/RjAa-Ufavg4

Y/n(NEXT White): I'll show you the power of a NEXT Gen CPU!!!

While Aqua is purifying the water, Hans starts to approach her. But, Kazuma throws a bun at him, gaining his attention.

Kazuma: Looking for desert? COME AND GET SOME!!!!!!

Hans then starts running towards Kazuma as Megumin prepares her spell, while Wiz, Rom and Ram prepare theirs.

Megumin: Detonation, detonation, detonation!!! I am Megumin, wielder of the most glorious, most powerful, most grand Explosion magic! The flow I am given to strife turns a blind eye to thy kindreds' faith. Renders hope of rebirth and to anguish, and judges all forces!!

Hans starts to chase Kazuma, but not before Kazuma says one thing.

Kazuma: You thought you'd have an easy time destroying this town. But you never should've picked a fight with a CPU AND HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!

Kazuma then jumps off the cliff and yelled to the others.

Kazuma: THE REST IS UP TO YOU GUYS!!!!!! KILL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!

Kazuma is then devoured by Hans and Megumin finishes her spell chant.

Megumin: Pitiful creature! Be one with the crimson smoke, and repent in a torrent of blood! Burst forth, EXPLOSIOOONNNNN!!!!!!

Megumin then launches her spell and greatly diminished his size. Wiz, Rom, and Ram then step up and unleash the spell.

Wiz, Rom, and Ram: CURSED CYRSTAL PRISON!!!!

The three then fire their spell at Hans which freezes his entire body. Rom and Ram then turn to Y/n, who is ready to go

Rom and Ram: Now Big Brother!!!!!

Y/n(NEXT White): Got it!!!! GUN CONTROLLER SET!!!!

A giant gun then appears out of the air, and Y/n(NEXT White) then puts something like a WII Remote into it, and it starts to charge up.

Y/n(NEXT White): EAT THIS!!!! FIRE!!!!!

The gun then blasts and goes right for the frozen Hans, blasting all the ice into very tiny particles, which shocked everyone. The blast even blew away the hat that Y/n(NEXT White) was wearing. A few seconds after the blast, you then go back to normal, and you fall right onto your knees.

Y/n: Damn, that was more powerful than I thought.

Y/n then grabs a Nep Bull VII and drinks it.

Y/n: *sigh* That was crazy.

Darkness then runs up and picks up the now uncurious Wiz.

Darkness: Is he dead?!

Estelle: I think so...

Hans: Y/n L/n... All you and your little party has gone and made me mad!

Y/n: You're still alive?!?!?

Out of one of the ice cubes that breaks up, appears a jellyfish slime.

Hans: I'm not done here yet. As soon as I gobble you and your friends up, Grand-Master, I'll be restored!

Y/n: No way... We lost...

Axis Cultists: Defeat the Devil King! Slay the Demons! Defeat the Devil King! Slay the Demons! Defeat the Devil King!

We then see Aqua is walking up to Hans, very menacingly.

Aqua: Slay the Demons! Defeat the Devil King!

Aqua then lifts her fist and prepares her attack.

Aqua: GOD BLOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

She then rushes Hans with incredible speeds, and punches him with her attack.

Hans: I don't know where you or that boy get your powers, but if you think a punch is enough to destroy me! Think again, you pathetic priest!!!

Y/n: AQUAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Little Girl: M'LADYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Axis Cult Priest: Chant the creed! Faithful!!

Axis Cult: The Axis Church always manages to get things done! And if it doesn't go well, don't blame yourself!!

Axis Cult Girl: It's society's fault if you fail!!

Apple Girl: When things get tough, it's okay to run! It doesn't mean you've lost! Like they say, sometimes running away is winning!

Axis Cult Man and Woman: When in doubt, don't worry! You'll probably regret whatever choice you make! So do whatever's easier for you!!! Cause it doesn't matter anyway!!

During the chant, Aqua's power grows exponentially, which Hans notices immediately.

Hans: Where's that light coming from?

Old Axis Cult Woman: Do not grow fear of growing old! Because not even god will know how your life will turn out! So be happy now! Because no matter what, you'll end up dead!!!

Y/n: Man, who knew the Axis Cult had such motivation for it's people. If they weren't crazy, I may have just joined them, possibly.

Axis Cult: Slay the Demons! Defeat the Devil King! Slay the Demons! Defeat the Devil King!

Aqua: You have sealed your doom! By daring to corrupt the hot springs of my faithful!! Seek god's salvation, and repent!!!!!

Hans: Oh no!!!

Old Axis Cult Man: THE GODDESS ERIS PADS HER CHEEEEESSSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Aqua: GOD REQUIEEMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

The spell then hits Hans, causing him to remember something.

*Tiny Flashback*

Y/n: Yeah... It's quite a shame... Plus, I'm sure that Aqua will probably come back crying, wanting to kill you anyways. After all, she does care about her crazed followers.

*End of Tiny Flashback*

Hans: No way... The reason why Y/n knew you'd come back.... it's because you're... THE GODDESS OF THIS WRECTHED FAITH?!?!?! DAMN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

After that, a bright blue light surrounds the area, therefore killing Hans.

Y/n and Aqua: Konosuba!

Y/n's POV

(A/n: For anyone who's seen SAO Abridged: Episode 8, get ready for the greatest reference to that show)

After the death of Hans, and Aqua reviving the manager and Kazuma, the Axis Cult makes its leave. Meanwhile the manager starts to bow to Aqua and Kazuma.

Manager: Thank you for saving our town!!

Aqua: No problem!

Kazuma: Yup, that's what we adventurers do!

Suddenly, I hear screaming coming from the Axis Cultists

Y/n: D-DAMMIT!!!

I then start running with Kiria following suit.

Kazuma: Hey, where are you two going?! We might get a reward for this!!!

Me and Kiria then head to the screams and I stop right in my tracks as I see a giant goat demon with a snake tail.

Y/n: Hey, uh, is everyone okay?

Axis Cult Man: We've been better!

The demon then slashes at the Axis Cult members, shocking me and Kiria.

Kiria: Idiots! Just run and get out of here!

Axis Cult Man 2: Oh yeah! Why didn't we think of that- OF COURSE WE TRIED GETTING OUT OF HERE!!! THE BRIDGE COLLAPSED!!!! WE CAN'T GET BACK EVEN IF WE TRIED!!!

Axis Cult members: *screams*

Axis Cult Man 3: Don't worry everyone! We still have our great strategy! Everyone, throw the soap at it!!!

Y/n: Aw Fu-

I don't even finish my sentence as some of the Axis Cultists get hit by the demon.

Kazuma: Hey! Why the hell did you- OH GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!

Manager: The Black Devil...

Megumin: The Black what-now?

Manager: The Black Devil. It was said that another adventurer who had the same title as your friend their *points to Y/n* sealed this thing away in this place. We thought is was just a legend though.

Kazuma: Dammit!! I'm not dealing with this!!!

Little Girl: Help! Please!

Y/n: Yeah! I-I mean, what do you expect from us? A few of us don't care about any of this.

Little Girl: Please help me! I don't want to die!!

Y/n: I mean, why the hell would I care? I shouldn't care. I DON'T CARE!!!

Everyone excluding Rom, Ram and the Manager: Y/n?

Rom and Ram: Big brother?

Manager: Sir, please help us!!

The black devil then goes to strike the little girl, but I then go and attack it.

Y/n: *pissed off noises*

As the Black Devil keeps attacking me, I start to think of many things right now.

Y/n: Why the hell am I doing this?! It makes no goddamn sense! I don't even like these people!

I then block his sword while I think about this.

Y/n: Why am I fighting a giant F$^#ING GOAT DEMON for them?!

Black Devil the pushes me back, as I still think about this. He then strikes down and I still think about this.

Y/n: This is SO STUPID!! Why should I care about what the hell happens to any of these people?! They're all just a bunch of crazed lunatics that led their entire group right off a cliff! They should've known about this thing, and then known EXACTLY what they were walking into!

I then look around and see many of the Axis Cult members injured, with the of my team is trying to carry them to safety.

Y/n: This just begs one question: WHY THE HELL AM I STILL HERE?!

*Flashback*

Axis Cult: The Axis Church always manages to get things done! And if it doesn't go well, don't blame yourself!!

Axis Cult Girl: It's society's fault if you fail!!

Apple Girl: When things get tough, it's okay to run! It doesn't mean you've lost! Like they say, sometimes running away is winning!

Axis Cult Man and Woman: When in doubt, don't worry! You'll probably regret whatever choice you make! So do whatever's easier for you!!! Cause it doesn't matter anyway!!

Old Axis Cult Woman: Do not grow fear of growing old! Because not even god will know how your life will turn out! So be happy now! Because no matter what, you'll end up dead!!!

*End of Flashback*

Y/n: *gasp*

The Black Devil then launches his sword at me, which I quickly block with my sword.

Y/n: DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIT!!!

I then realize exactly what I have to do.

(A/n: Warning! No profanity filter for the F-bomb starting right now!)

Y/n: Kiria! Estelle! Switch! I need some time!

I jump back right when black devil swings his sword at me.

Estelle: You got it!

The two then run up as I pull up my inventory and try to find where my other sword is.

Estelle: Alright, you devil! Let me teach you why my family's called the Legendary- DAMMIT!!

I then hear Kira dodge the Black Devil's attack as I find my other sword that Kyouya got for me.

Y/n: Ready!

I then rush in with Kira backing up as Black Devil launches it's sword at me. I make a battle cry, block it with the sword I got from Sena and then hit him with the sword from Kyouya.

Kiria and Estelle: Holy...

Kazuma: Shit...

Axis Cultists: Exclamation mark!

I then block the Black Devil's attack with my swords, and prepare to let out all, and I mean ALL of my frustrations, out onto this bastard.

Y/n: *sigh* You know something? I REALLY... hate... The Axis Cult.

Axis Cultists: Huh?

As they look at me in confusion, I blast his weapon away and prepare my attack. A flurry of dual-wielding sword attacks.

Y/n: THEY'RE SELFISH, IGNORANT, LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, PRICKS WITH BASICALLY NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHATSOEVER!!! I MEAN REALLY! LOOK AT WHAT THEY DO EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THEIR LIVES!!!!

Y/n: TRY TO CONVERT PEOPLE! *sword attack*

Y/n: TURN BATH ITEMS EDIBLE!!! *sword attack*

Y/n: TREAT NON-MEMBERS WITH DISRESPECT!!! *sword attack*

Y/n: *GIF Below* It's just a never ending parade of failures and fuck-ups!

Black Devil the grabs my blade, buy I honestly do not care, for I will release this rage.

Y/n: THEY ARE, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, A COMPLETE WRITE-OFF TO THE HUMAN SPECIES, AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!!

I then stab The Black Devil in the chest, killing it once and for all. The Black Devil then evaporates, shocking everyone.

Y/n: *panting*

I then step back and turn to face Aqua.

Y/n: *exhausted* There. Your disciples are safe. *to Axis Cultists* Now you can all go DIE for all I... care...

I then faint falling forward, and dropping both my blades.

(A/n: F-bomb is now censored again.)

*Time-skip*

Location: On a wagon, heading to Axel

Kazuma's POV

The two battles in Arcanretia were officially over. You'd think after all the trouble we went through we'd at least get some kind of thank, but... nope.

*Flashback*

Aqua: *sobbing* Why are they mad at me?! Purifying is what I do!!

*End of Flashback*

Thanks to Aqua's God Requiem, all the hot springs in Arcanretia were plain old hot water now. And since the Axis Church lost their main source of income, the Devil King got what he wanted in the end. Go figure. Also, after Y/n's crazy rant, he not only angered every member of the Axis Church, he also got himself banned from ever coming back to Arcanretia again. Pretty crazy, even for his stature and abilities. We were hoping to have Wiz teleport us back, to save us the long trip, but after Aqua's spell, she barely had the energy to not disappear on us. Y/n's plan was to fly back, but after that rant and defeat of the Black Devil, he passed out and hasn't woken up since. So, we ended up taking the wagon again. Which, meh.

Kazuma: That was the suckiest hot springs trip ever.

Aqua: Hey look! Down the road!

Compa: Axel is back in sight Kaz-Kaz!

*Time-skip brought to you buy Kazuma carrying a fainted Y/n with the others and them dropping off Wiz and Rei to a disappointed Vanir*

We then go through town, and then get greeted by the others.

Ruffian: The heroes return! Maybe I was right about those two, or maybe I'm dreaming.

We then get back home, and are greeted by YunYun.

YunYun: Welcome back everyone! At last, we can have our duel Megumin!

Megumin: I knew it. You waited here everyday.

YunYun: No I did not! I saw Y/n's letter and came back a few days later, like the note said!!

Nekomimi: So that's why he came back here, nya.

Kiria: Anyways, when Y/n recovers, let me know! *walks away*

Kazuma: You got it!

Megumin: Well, since you did listen to Y/n's note, I'll reward you with a duel.

YunYun: What?! Really?!

Megumin: Sure.

I then carry Y/n inside with me, as the others are happy to be back.

Aqua: Home at last!

Kazuma: You're back to it.

Aqua: No matter where you go, there's no place like it!!!!

I then place Y/n on the couch so he can properly recover.

The days sure seem to roll on by here. In this place me and Y/n both call our home now. With these people that we call our friends. To this unfair, and possibly cruel, and wonderful world. God bless it, And you.

Aqua: Hey Kazuma! The hot water's not working again!!!

Kazuma: *sigh* *to the unconscious Y/n* Get some rest, buddy. You need it more than any of us right now. *To Aqua* Coming!!!

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!!!!!

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Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World: Chatting with the author!

Nicholas J.: HOLY HELL!!! Season 2 is officially complete!! For anyone who got the SAO Abridged reference, I've been wanting to do that for quite some time now, and I had that entire scene written out and was ready to straight up diss the Axis Cult during this chapter. I still haven't fully decided if I'll do the movie yet, but I will be using some of my time to think about that by writing some of my other stories that I have. Anyways, thank you to everyone that has read this story to this point in time starting with the bio and reading every single chapter. Being honest, I didn't think that I would get this far in one of my stories. I thought that it would just be something that I look at and then forget about it! But no matter what happened, more people started to read this story, which motivated me to keep writing this amazing story! Being honest, I came up with it after seeing many Konosuba stories that used other anime, such a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Akame ga Kill, with the reader, but what got me annoyed is that none of them had the Neptunia series involved in it. After reading many stories and just thinking about it, I said to myself, during these troubled times in America, "What the hell? Let's do this and see what happens," and then started up this story. Soon after, people started reading it, and some have loved when I update this story, so thank you those who do say things like that. I know I'm repeating myself again, but thank you all! However, even if I decide to not do the Konosuba movie, I'm not ending this book right after this. I have BIG PLANS prepared for a sequel story that is set in another world. But for right now, I'll keep where Y/n will be going a secret for now. Anyways, thanks for reading, and I'll see you all next time!!! Oh one more thing, one more thing. I'll be releasing bonus lines, like in the Neptunia games later on. Can't wait to show you those! I've been working hard, so enjoy!