words = speaking
'words' = thinking

*words* = actions

WORDS = spells, or skills.

No one's POV

It's the next morning after Y/n's fight with Kiria, and let's say that he is raring to go on an adventure. But then, he thinks of something. He looks at his adventurer's card to see what skills he can buy with his new level.

Y/n: Alright, let's see here... I'm now level 3. Now let's look at the skills that I can unlock.

He looks at his card and sees something that is going to be the most biggest help ever.

Y/n: NO FREAKIN' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Location: Outside of the Axel Guild Hall

Time: Around noon

Y/n POV

I ran as fast as I could to the guild hall, hoping that there would be some good quests I could pick up and hopefully get what I saw this morning, unfortunately there were no good quests,so I explored the town. On my way back, I notice that Kazuma was heading over to the guild hall

Y/n: Hey Kazuma, how're you holding up?

Kazuma: Not well. What time is it?

Y/n: It around noon, why you asking?

Kazuma: I slept in. Now I'm just shocked about it.

Y/n: Why, did something happen last night?

Kazuma: Yeah, so basically a super hot knight wanted to join our party. I thought it would be good, but then I figured out that she was just like Megumin and Aqua.

Y/n: Well, they aren't exactly what you'd call the best team, but it's better than playing it solo. I mean, I don't think the author would even allow you to do that.

Kazuma: True, it is better than going it alone.

Y/n: Hm, you didn't even question what I meant at the end.

Kazuma: You've said things like that for so long that I basically have just gotten used to how you talk.

Aqua's voice: Ta-Da!

Me and Kazuma decide to head inside and notice that Aqua was doing a party trick, and surprisingly not being a total idiot. She then bows to the people that watched her, turned around, and then noticed me and Kazuma.

Aqua: Oh Kazuma, Y/n! What do you think about the new skill I acquired. It's a great addition to my already awesome set of powers.

Kazuma: That's just a party trick dork.

Y/n: I'm agreeing with Kazuma on this one. It's a party trick. Nothing more, nothing less.

Aqua: Konosuba!

No one's POV

Right now, Y/n, Kazuma, and Megumin are sitting at the bar. Kazuma's looking at his adventurer's card while Y/n sits wondering how he's going to get those powers he's been so desperately wanting.

Kazuma: I have no idea how to cash my points in for new skills. I wanna try a skill, but I don't want one that's lame, you know?

Y/n: Totally get you there dude. If you get a skill that you're going to only use once then never use again, what's the point of it? It basically does nothing for you. Hey Megumin, *Megumin turns towards me and Kazuma* how we gain new skills? I was curious since my class is an expert at all types of combat after all, and I have very few skills using magic.

Megumin: First, you gotta find someone with the skill you want to teach you how to use it. After they do, the skill will appear on your card. And to finish it, just transfer the points over to the skill.

Y/n: That's interesting. WAIT!!!! Megumin, are you saying that if I wanted to put the explosion spell into my arsenal of powers, all I would need to do is ask you to teach me how to use the spell, and I would be able to use it?

Megumin: YES EXACTLY!!! THAT'S ALL YOU'D HAVE TO DO Y/n!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO LEARN EXPLOSION MAGIC, I CAN TEACH YOU AS MUCH AS YOU'D LIKE!!!! When you think about it, is there any other skill that is more worthwhile to know? No there most definitely is not.

Suddenly Megumin got way to close into my personal space.

Megumin: JUST SAY THE WORD AND WE SHALL WALK ON THE PATH OF EXPLOSIONS TOGETHER!!!!!!

Y/n: 'Personal space, please.'

I pull Megumin back and sit her right back down in her seat.

Y/n: Easy there fire-cracker. I do want to learn explosion, however I found something that I MUST spend my skill points on. Once I do that, then I would be happy to learn explosion magic from you.

Kazuma: Yeah kiddo, don't get so riled up about it. Y/n has his own thing he wants to unlock,whatever the hell they are, and I've only got three points anyways so it's not like you-

Megumin: He said kiddo....

Y/n: Huh?

Megumin just goes back to eating, and then eats a slice of a carrot. She looked rather depressed about being called kiddo.

Megumin: He called me kiddo...

Y/n: Nice going Kazuma, you broke her.

Kazuma: It's not my fault I didn't know that would happen!

???: Here you are.

Me and Kazuma look behind us and I notice a girl with blonde hair in a ponytail with knight armor behind us.

Y/n: Oooooo, who's this? A new character? Is she going to join our party?

???: Um excuse me, but what are you talking about?

Y/n: Oh nothing. I don't think we've met. May I get your name?

Darkness: Of course, my name is Darkness.

Y/n: Nice to meet you Darkness. I'm Y/n, Protagonist of Protagonists!! So, what brings you here?

Darkness: *points to Kazuma* Your friend there said that he was drunk last night and fell ill, so we were not able to finish our conversation last night.

Kazuma: I-I'm feeling better now.

Darkness: *Walks over to Kazuma* Glad to hear. Now, shall we continue where we left of? I would like to join your party and-

Kazuma: You can't and that's final.

Y/n: Kazuma! We were just introduced to a new possible party member, at least give her a test so-

I couldn't even finish my sentence when I heard Darkness make a moan. I was going to ask if she was okay, but how she reacted kinda didn't make me want to answer that question.

Darkness: So fast! Cruel!

Y/n: 'Is she, what I think she is? If not, she's good at acting.'

Female voice: *giggles* That's not how you do it Darkness. You'll scare people away if you're that pushy.

I look behind Darkness and see a girl with a scar, and what looks to be like the clothes of a thief. Not only that, I'm also getting some MAJOR Déjà vu from her. Like we've talked before.

Kazuma: Um, who are you?

Chris: My name's Chris. As you can see I'm a thief. I'm also friends with this poor thing. Just now, I heard about you wanting to learn a skill. Well, how would you like to learn some thieving? Thief skills always come in handy here. Plus, it doesn't take all that much points to earn.

Kazuma: Seriously?

Chris: Seriously. Just buy me a drink and I'll be happy to teach you.

Kazuma: That's it!?!?! Alright count me in! You wanna join Y/n?

Y/n: I'm fine, after all once I get what I'm aiming for, I'm gonna Nep all of the Devil King's Generals!!!

Kazuma: Suit yourself. BARKEEP! CAN I GET A NICE COLD DRINK FOR THE LADY HERE!

Chris and Y/n: Konosuba!

Location: random alley-way

No one's POV

Chirs: Ok. So, there are all kind of thief skills like Enemy Detection and Lurk, but I'll show you my personal favorite. *extends her right hand out* Watch close. Ready?

Kazuma: Ready when you are! Show me what you got.

Chris: STEAL.

A bright blue light is emitted inside Chris's hand and when the light dies down, Chris opens her hand to reveal...

Kazuma: Hey! My coin pouch!

Chris: That right there is a skill called Steal. It nabs one random item, and the higher your luck, the better the score. Anyway, that is how you use steal.

Chris goes to hand Kazuma his coin pouch back, when she pulls it back.

Chris: Let's say you and I have a contest. I stole from you now you steal from me. Whatever you get, you keep. Deal?

Darkness: Do not ask him to risk his money like that.

Chris: Well he is an adventurer. Taking a risk or two comes with the territory.

Kazuma: 'I could lose all the cash I have. Still, getting to have a duel of skills like this with someone. That's what I'm talking about! Finally, I get to do something adventurer-y in this world!' *smirks* Sure, I'm in!

Chris: Alright-y then. Have a look at your card and you'll see a section there labeled skills. You'll see the stuff I taught you and how much it costs to earn them.

Kazuma then goes to his adventurer's card and looks under skills.

Kazuma: Enemy Detection- 1 point, and Lurk- 1 point, and nature's beauty- Nature's Beauty?

Darkness: Oh that. Earlier in the bar, your friend was performing a party trick spell. That is it's name.

Kazuma: It says it costs 5 points to learn! For that, no thank you.

He swipes away Nature's Beauty and sets the skills in his adventurer's card. Kazuma is then enveloped in a green light and now knows the skills that were given to him by Chris.

Chris: That's it. Done! All the skills you picked are yours now! Come at me, Thief!

Kazuma: You got it! Don't cry if I steal something you like

Chris: If you're lucky, you might get my magic dagger. It's worth more than 400,000 Eris.

Kazuma: Woah!

Chris: And if you're unlucky you'll get, *shows Kazuma her hands* These little rocks!

Kazuma: Hey, that's not fair!

Chris: I don't want to make this to easy for you, I love my dagger.

Kazuma: 'Damn it! She just taught me something else. This definitely ain't Japan. It's survival of the fittest here. If I get tricked, I've only got myself to blame.' Here I go! STEAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The same light from Chris's right hand now appears on Kazuma's as he steals his prize from Chris.

Kazuma: Alright! I stole something!

Rock pebble fall from Chris's hands and we see that Kazuma didn't steal her dagger nor the pebbles.

Kazuma: Let's see what I got. * opens his hand* 'No Way! This is better than I thought! JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

We then see that Kazuma stole Chris's panties, yes you heard me right, her panties.

Chris: *screams* G-GIVE ME BACK MY PANTIES!!!! This isn't funny Kazuma, give them back!

We then see Kazuma, twirling her panties around, laughing like an utter maniac.

Darkness: Oh, what a truly savage act. I MUST JOIN HIS PARTY NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Kazuma: Konosuba!

Time-skip brought to by Chibi Kazuma waving panties around.

Location: Axel Guild Hall

Y/n POV

Aqua: Hey Y/n, where's the shut-in NEET. I need to borrow some money from him.

Y/n: Oh, he's going out to learn a new skill. I would've gone with,but my protagonist powers say it would've been bad for me if I did.

As if on cue Kazuma,Darkness, and Chris return. However Chris is crying, almost like something bad happened to her.

Aqua: Oh, Kazuma. Where have you been? You missed all my dazzling party tricks. *looks at Chris* Uh, she doesn't look to happy.

Y/n: What happened out there bro?

Kazuma: Oh, weeeellll, you see-

Darkness: Indeed, she taught Kazuma some of her thief skills just now. He used them, stole her panties, and took all her money she had as ransom.

Kazuma: * panicking* Would you please let me handle this!

Chris: *sobbing* I thought I'd give him back his coin pouch, but he said that wasn't enough. I had to pay to get my panties back. He had me decided what my panties were worth

Kazuma: NO, STOP TALKING!!!!!!! I mean yeah, that's what happened, BUT STILL!!!!!!

Chris: He said that if he didn't like the amount, he would have my panties framed and hung on his wall like a trophy.

Kazuma: Would you shut up already? You're going to get me killed. Oh god, everyone here looks like they want to chop my balls off, and I need my balls!

Male Adventurers: *thumbs up*

Female Adventurers: *looking at Kazuma with disgust.*

Y/n: *blank expression*

Y/n's mind:

Aqua: So, did you really learn a skill or where you both just horsing around.

Y/n: Yeah, show us the new skill already!

Kazuma: Alright then, here we go! STEAL!!!!!!!!!

A bright light is covers my eyesight and I notice that, nothing's changed. However I notice that Megumin is making an incredibly embarrassed face. I look over to Kazuma and see that he's stolen her panties.

Kazuma: Uh oh.

Y/n: Dude, you've finally done it. You went from adventurer to a panties thieving pervert.

Megumin: *blushing* Agreed. Now then, may I have my panties back, it's a bit drafty.

Aqua: You are so icky.

Kazuma: I wasn't trying to steal them! It says it's whatever I get is supposed to be random.

Y/n: Then I guess panties are something that can Steal can be used on.

Darkness: This goes beyond savage! How dare you shame her in public like this! I cannot stand here and do nothing! Therefore, I shall ask you again. Will you let me join your party?

Kazuma: Forget it.

Darkness: *moans in pleasure*

Y/n: 'She's almost shown me who she is, but I need one more check just to make sure.'

Aqua: Hey, Kazuma. Is this the person you were talking about. The one you spoke to while me and Megumin were in the bath yesterday?

Darkness: Konosuba!

Megumin: Hang on! According to her card, she's a crusader! We'd be crazy to turn down someone as powerful as her.

Y/n: I say that we give her a chance. I mean, what are the chances we'll run into another crusader?

Kazuma: Darkness. I'm sorry, but I haven't been totally honest with you. The thing is Me, Y/n, and Aqua look harmless, but our mission here is to take down the Devil King.

Megumin: You serious?

Aqua: Yep!

Kazuma: We know how rough it's going to be, and we're okay with that. But what about you Darkness? If he catches a lady knight like you, do you know what he's going to do? For starters, he'll chain you up and torture the hell outta you!

Darkness: Yes, I fully expect he would. For you see, since days of old, becoming his erotic plaything has been a female knight's duty. That alone makes it worthwhile to go!

Y/n: Nep-Huh? Please say you're joking.

Darkness:Oh, sorry. Did I say something strange just now?

Kazuma: Look, Megumin. I meant what I said, we're going after the Devil King, the strongest being in this world. He's no joke so don't feel like you have to come with us-

Megumin slams her hand on the table, then poses. Her eyes than glow a bright red.

Megumin: My name is Megumin! Member of the crimson demon clan wielder of Explosion, their finest spell. The Devil King thinks he's superior to us, but I shall obliterate his vile presence with the finest magic in the land!

Y/n: 'If Kazuma tried to demotivate them to be in the party, then Mission failed.'

Aqua: Hey, Kazuma. After hearing you say all that, I'm not sure we should do this anymore. I mean taking on a Devil King is pretty crazy.

Kazuma: If anyone here should be motivated here, it's you. So don't start getting cold feet now.

Then something is blasted into the intercoms by Luna

Luna: *over intercoms* EMERGENCY QUEST, EMERGENCY QUEST!

Kazuma: What the hell's that all about?

Luna: We need all available adventurers to assemble at the front gate. I repeat, all available adventurers assemble at the front gate at once.

Timeskip

Location: Axel Front Gates

Y/n: What is even going on right now?

Kazuma: Yeah, I just saw something heading right for us.

Y/n: What even is it?

Darkness: I'll shall protect everyone. Stay close to me and you'll be fine.

Y/n: Can someone please answer my question, what is even heading our way?

Aqua: There's cabbage heading our way.

Kazuma: Huh?

Y/n: Cabbage?

Ruffian: This is gonna get ugly.

Megumin: A tempest, cometh.

Adventurers: IT'S HARVEST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aqua: Unleash the mayonnaise.

Y/n: 'No, No mayonnaise Aqua. That's white diarrhea.'

Me and Kazuma see an entire hoard of cabbage that is heading straight our way.

Kazuma and Y/n: What the hell!??!?!??!

No one's POV

*Emergency Quest: Defeat all cabbages flying into the city*

Ruffian: ATTACK!!!!!!!

All the aventerers run in, while Y/n and Kazuma are almost pummeled by cabbage.

Y/n: So, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?!?!??

Aqua: We should catch as many as we can, and turn them into delicious meals to eat!

Luna: Attention everyone! The annual cabbage harvesting season has finally arrived! This year's crop is the best yet, and we're offering 10,000 Eris per head! We have cages for you to store them in so catch as many as you can!

With those words, Y/n activates White Heart and prepare to cut up some cabbage.

Y/n(White Heart): Let's fricken' do this!

Kazuma: Can I just go back to bed?

Y/n(White Heart): Yeah you can. But I'm not handing over any cash that I earn to you and Aqua, SO MOVE YOUR ASS AND START COLLECTING SOME CABBAGE!!!!!!

Darkness: Kazuma, Y/n. This is my chance, I will show you my skills as a crusader. And prove my worth!

Darkness charges towards the cabbage, and missed all of her attacks.

Y/n(White Heart): I think I might be seeing things. YOU DIDN'T HIT JACK SHIT YOU BITCH!!!

Darkness then sees a horde of cabbage hurting other adventurers. She runs to protect them and blocks all of the attacks.

Darkness: Retreat to safety, I have this!

Y/n(White Heart) and Kazuma: Darkness!

Y/n wanting to go and help Darkness, runs up to her and use one of Blanc's EXE Skills.

Y/n(White Heart): HARD BREAK!!!!!!!

He then knock all the cabbage to his left, slam his axe into the ground, creating pillars in the ground. A bit later, he then throw his axe into them, and knock all of the cabbage into cages, which would net me around 90,000 Eris, with the axe landing right next to him.

Darkness: Y/n! Run! I said I can Handle this. *pant* Leave me to deal with them

Y/n(White Heart): 'Yep, she's a god damn masochist.'

Female adventurer: She sacrificed her body to safe those men, and then the Grand-Master came in and saved her.

Male adventurer: We knights should learn from their example.

Kazuma: 'No! she's just freaky like that! Only learn from Y/n!'

Megumin: Quake in fear cabbages! For no one shall stand against my lethal explosion spell. *giggles* When I'm faced with such a massive army of foes how can I resist the sweet sweet urge to unleash explosion! I CANNOT!

Kazuma: YEAH YOU CAN!!

Megumin: Darkness shrouded in light. Frenzied blade cloud in night. In my clan's name reveal the fall of thy origin. I summon the root of thy power . The power so fearsome that it lies hidden, in the kingdom of ash.

Y/n(White Heart):Shit, this bad! You three grab on!

Megumin: EXPLOSION!!!!!

Kazuma: MEGUMIN YOU IDIOT!!!!! Y/n AND DARKNESS ARE IN THE RANGE OF YOUR EXPLOSION MAGIC!!! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL BOTH OF THEM RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!!!!!!

Megumin: What? Oh no Y/n!!!

*Abundant Cabbage Harvest*

Kazuma POV

Holy shit! Y/n was blown to smithereens. I have Megumin on my back, who is crying with all her might.

Megumin: I'm so sorry Y/n!! If I known you were there, I wouldn't have unleashed my Explosion spell! I'm so sorry!!!!

Luna: I did not think that this would be how Y/n would meet his end. We shall hold a dignified funereal for him.

Male Adventurer: It would've been nice to know the guy.

Female Adventurer: I can't believe that this even happened. Is this how all Grand-Master adventurers will meet their end?

Male Adventurer 2: I feel sorry for his comrades. I mean, they lost someone incredibly strong.

Ruffian: I thought he would've lived for a bit longer. Didn't think he'd die like that, it's a damn shame.

Kazuma: C'mon Aqua, let's go get a bath and head home.

Aqua: Yeah, the harvest was good, but Y/n's death doesn't even make this worth it.

???: ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! I UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE REASON FOR WHY, BUT TRY TO FIND THE GOD DAMN BODIES NEXT TIME YOU BASTARDS!!!!!

That voice sounds like Y/n, but I don't want to believe it. All the other adventurers don't want to believe it either. Suddenly I'm hit in the back of the head.

Kazuma: Megumin, why'd you hit me?

Megumin: That wasn't me!

Kazuma: Aqua?

Aqua: Nope, wasn't me.

???: IT WAS ME YOU BASTARD!! TURN THE HELL AROUND BEFORE I HAVE TO FORCE YOU TO TURN AROUND!!!!!!!!

I turn around, and there is Y/n, Darkness, and the other adventurers he saved. I'm shocked but holy shit, he looks pissed. There's even smoke coming out of his fist.

(A/n: That's the face you're currently making right now, single red eye and everything else)

Aqua: Y/n! You're alive!

Megumin: Y/n!!!

All the other adventurers start cheering for him when suddenly,

Y/n *still pissed*: SHUT THE F#%$ UP YOU BASTARDS!!!!

Almost everyone was shocked about this. Normally the dude's carefree, but now he's acting rather rude.

Kazuma: Dude, we all thought you died. How are you four even here?

Y/n: Thankfully I noticed that Megumin was going to use the explosion, quickly grabbed the others, and flew into a proximity to where we wouldn't get hurt by the explosion. Then when I come back, I hear you guys talking about my funeral. I have every damn right to be pissed!

Luna: R-R-Right. Now let's head back to the guild now. *looks to Y/n* And sorry about that assumption Y/n. Explosion normally doesn't leave anything behind.

Y/n: *calms down* It's fine, but if something like this happens again, there will be no mercy for anyone. Not even my comrades.

*Time-skip brought to buy a pissed off Chibi Y/n*

Y/n POV

I was back in the guild hall chowing down on a lettuce stir-fry. Did you know that the lettuce here does make for a pretty tasty stir-fry? This is the way for me to eat healthy and lost some weight. Well, I'm not going to be able to age anymore, but it's still something I can do. Oh, I forgot to mention it, but Darkness is now a member of the team. I go to see how the other adventurers I saved are holding up when I hear a voice that's directed to me.

???: Um excuse me, are you still recruiting party members?

I turn around and see what I am to believe is this world's Compa. She's dressed like how she is in CyberDimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online, but that's to be expected when you're in a fantasy world.

Y/n: Yeah, may I get your name.

Compa: My name is Compa. I'm an Arch-Priest who hopes to one day be able to help all types of sick people.

Y/n: So why do you want to join our party?

Compa: I saw that one of your party members was an arch-priest because of the cabbage quest and I was hoping that if I joined your party, she would teach me some of the things she knows.

Y/n: Well, a few of her skills are party tricks, but we can head over and see what she says. Oh, by the way I'm Y/n.

Compa: Nice to meet you Y.. Y. Y/...

Y/n: 'So even in this world, she has trouble pronouncing a few names.' Don't worry, you can call me by whatever you want.

Compa: Oh, Ok then! It's nice to meet you N/n.

(A/n: N/n will mean Nickname)

Y/n: Same here. Now let's go see what my team thinks about you joining.

I then head over to the group and notice that the girls are talking while Kazuma is just sitting there, compensating to himself. He turns over to my direction and Immediatly notices Compa who is right besides me.

Kazuma: Hey Y/n, who's this chick?

The others turn around to see me with Compa.

Y/n: Oh, this is Compa. She wants to join our party since she wants to learn how to be a great Arch-Priest. Can you show them your adventurer's card.

Compa: Of course N/n.

She hands her adventurer's card to the gang and notice that her skills are close to that of Aqua's.

Megumin: This would be perfect! With these stats, I say we let her join.

Darkness: Agreed. Having two Arch-Priests would be benifical to us.

Kazuma: Hold on for just a moment. Compa, I don't know if Y/n told you, but we're planning on taking down the Devil King. He would be able to stomp all over you in no time.

Compa: Well, the reason I want to become a strong Arch-Priest is so that I can help people if they need the help. I wouldn't mind if you weren't defeating the Devil King.

Aqua: So, this girl wants to learn my healing magic, and in return she will join our party?

Compa: Correct!

Aqua: Very well. I, Aqua, will teach you all of my healing magic in exchange for joining our party! 'I might be able to earn more cash from her'

Kazuma: Well, if she's joining, she might as well know our names. I'm Kazuma, nice to have you on board.

Megumin: MY NAME IS MEGUMIN! ARCH-WIZARD AND WEILDER OF EXPLOSION!!!

Darkness: And I am Darkness. It is a pleasure to work with you Compa.

Compa: The pleasure's all mine Meggy(Megumin's nickname), Kaz-Kaz(Kazuma's Nickname), Darkness, and Aqua.

Megumin: Um, why did you call me Meggy?

Kazuma: Yeah, and why did you call me Kaz-Kaz?

Y/n: I think she may have trouble pronouncing a few names.

Compa: Yes I do, but it is nice to join your party.

And with that another day comes to an end. We gained a Masochistic crusader, another Arch-Priest in the form of Compa, and we gained a lot of money from that last quest. But who knows what could be waiting for us later in time.

No one's POV

Outside of the Guild hall, there is a woman hidden within a cloak.

???: So, the one with the purple-ish hair is the Grand-Master adventurer? He doesn't look like he would be able to inherit that title. Well, it doesn't matter in the end.

??? then reveals something that is emitted in a Dark aura. ??? then starts to laugh like an absolute maniac

???: I will kill him, and be then show the others that I am the strongest General of the Devil King, and not some messed up thing of slime.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World: BLOOPERS!!!!

No One's POV

Chirs: Ok. So, there are all kind of thief skills like Enemy Detection and Lurk, but I'll show you my personal favorite. *extends her right hand out* Watch close. Ready?

Kazuma: Ready when you are! Show me what you got.

Chris: STEAL.

A bright blue light is emitted inside Chris's hand and when the light dies down, Chris opens her hand to reveal...

Kazuma: HEY THOSE ARE MY UNDERWEAR!!!!!! GIVE THOSE BACK NOW!!!!

Chris: Nope. I'm going to be keeping these.

Kazuma: NOT FREAKIN' FAIR!!!!!!

Up next Chapter 5 - A Wild General has Appeared!