words = speaking
'words' = thinking

*words* = actions

WORDS = spells, or skills.

No one's POV

Y/n starts heading over to the guild to see what sort of quests were available when he runs into Compa, Rom and Ram.

Y/n: Hey, how are you girls doing today?

Ram: We're doing great! Right Rom?

Rom: That's right Ram!

Compa: Had a bit of trouble sleeping last night because I still remember what the dullahan did to you.

Y/n: Oh, that. Yeah, I'm still worried that he won't answer any of my questions about The Seven Sages.

Compa: Are you really planning on hunting them down? They are hard to find, you do remember Luna telling us that right?

Ram: Yeah, they never show there faces. How are we supposed to know if someone's one of the seven sages?

Y/n: I was going to go fight the dullahan and get the questions while lifting the curse, but Aqua already failed at taking a hint.

As if on cue, we see the others coming up to them, with Aqua in a cage.

Rom: Um, Kazuma? Why is Miss Aqua in a cage?

Kazuma: We're going on a quest, and the cage is a way to protect Aqua. You guys wanna come?

Y/n: I'm down. Do you girls want to join?

Compa: Sure! I want to see what Aqua can do.

Ram: Sure! We might be able to fight some monsters along the way!

Rom: *nods her head implying yes*

Y/n: Alright then, let's head out. By the way, what sort of quest are we doing?

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Location: Riverhead Lake

*Exploration Quest: Purify the Riverhead Lake*

Kazuma, Megumin and Darkness are standing near the top of the hill. Y/n, Rom, Ram, and Compa are just sitting behind the tree bored out of their minds.

Y/n: You know, when I thought of quest, this wasn't what I was expecting.

Ram: Yeah, sitting here for hours is like, totally boring! Right Rom?

Rom: Super boring.

Compa: Well, why don't the four of us look around the area to pass the time?

Y/n: Sound good to me. *turns to Kazuma* Yo dude! The four of us are going to go look around. Come find us when we're going to head back!

Kazuma: Okay, see you guys later!

*1 hour Time-skip*

Y/n's POV

I was with the others, but after a little bit I realized that I was the one thing I seem to be good at without having my phone with me.

Y/n: I'm totally lost.

I start walking back when I hear rustling in the bushes. I follow where the sound came from and saw a cave.

Y/n: Well, let's see what's inside.

I walk inside to see that the cave is filled with a dark blue light. I feel a bit nervous walking down when I see a button right in front of a pedestal. It even said Click Me.

Y/n: Huh? Are they expecting me to push this button that could take me to who know where in this crazy world? Yeah, no thank you.

I turn around to see that the cafe has been blocked off. The Author really wants me to push that button doesn't he?

Nicholas(Author): *Behind the Button* Push the Button already! PUSH IT!

Y/n: Geez Okay! I'll push the button, but this better not take me somewhere far away.

I push the button and after a bit of the ground shaking, the floor below me disappears. Great. I'm falling again from some unknown height. Why the hell do you forsake me like this author? I didn't do anything wrong to you, so what do I do to deserve this? While I'm compiling ideas about how I'm going to stop this fall, I remember I actually have control of some of the CPU's abilities. With that, I activate Black Heart and try to fly my way up. Unfortunately, the ground where I fell from has covered itself back up again.

Y/n(Black Heart): Looks like I'll have to head downwards in order to find out where I am.

I fly down and see ground I quickly head over there when I see a beautiful waterfall. I mean, sure, I've seen waterfalls in the past, but this one was absolutely magnificent! The most prettiest one that I've ever seen before.

Y/n(Black Heart): Where am I? I know this isn't that cave I found, but not Axel. This has to be a completely different location, but where?

I deactivate my transformation and start to look around. I then start noticing that are fairies here. Did I enter some sort of fairy realm? Are humans even allowed down here? Before I can think about what is going on, a fairy comes up to me. I notice that she has black hair and bright black eyes, and her clothes are a light-pink color.

???: Hello!

Y/n: Um, hi. Do you happen to know where I am? I'm kinda lost at the moment.

???: Wait, are you a human?

Y/n: Yeah, I am.

???: Well maybe if I can join you, you will never need to worry about being lost again.

Y/n: Wait, really?

???: Yes! Come, Come!

??? then tries to pull me somewhere, but she seems to be having some trouble pulling me.Probably since I'm heavier than anything she's had to carry. I giggle a bit at her attempt to bring me over, so I start walking and follow her to a huge castle. It looks kinda beat down, but I'm not here to complain.

Me and ??? walk to the main entrance when another fairy blocks the entrance.

Fairy Guard: State your name and reason.

??? then whispers something to the guard while I just am standing here, confused out of my mind on not only where I am, but what is going on.

Fairy Guard: Very well, and this man is the one you wish to be set to? He doesn't look like much.

Y/n: Alright that is rude! I'm a Grand-Master adventurer! I will not be taking words like that from someone who is smaller than me.

Fairy Guard: Wait. You're a Grand-Master!?!?

Y/n: Yeah, and here's my adventurer's card if you want proof. *hands adventurer's card*

Fairy Guard: *looks over it in shock, then quickly bows head* Very sorry sir! We haven't seen a Grand-Master in such a long time that we thought that you were making it up!

Y/n: It's okay, everyone make a mistake once in there lifetime.

???: Now we can enter and see if I can join you.

Y/n: Alright! By the way, I never caught your name. Also, why did that guard say one you wish to be set to?

Yui: Oh, how rude of me! I'm Yui, and I'm a navigation pixie!

Y/n: Navigation pixie?

Yui: Yes. You see, navigation pixies are fairies that can join humans on their adventurers. They also can tell you how to get to a location as fast as possible. That is why I wanted to join you.

Y/n: Okay, but I do need to let you know one thing. Me and the rest of my party are planning to take down the Devil King. If you don't want to be put into a huge amount of danger, I reccomend that you don't join.

Yui: But why are you wanting to defeat the Devil King? He is incredibly strong.

Y/n: I know. That's why are group is doing whatever we can to not just gain experience, but also become the team that is able to put down the Devil Kings for good.

Yui: I see. You and your friends must be very ambitious to want to defeat him.

Y/n: Yeah, we can be that way sometimes. But that's only if the author allows it, otherwise we can't agree on anything that happens.

Yui: Um, what do you mean by the author? I'm very confused.

Y/n: Oh, that's nothing to pay attention to. Now where do we go now?

Yui: We're actually almost there. Let's hope that he will be nice to you and let us leave.

Y/n: What do you mean by that last sentence?

Yui: *realizes what she has said and faces her head down* You see, ever since the first queen of fairies died to human hands, King Oberon has been very strict on letting humans leave. Any who are to fall down are promptly taken to the dungeon, but I have a feeling that he will let you leave.

We then enter the throne room and there I see the Fairy king Oberon, he kinda looks like a total douche if you ask me.

Oberon: Well well well, if it isn't the pixie girl. What do have that requires my presence? Make it quick, I've got more important business to attend to, unlike you girl.

This downright pissed me off. Yui is a nice girl and is trying to help me leave here, but there king is completely self-centered. No scratch that, he's the worst person I have meet so far in this world.

Yui: W-Well you see sir, a human has fallen into the abode of the navigation pixies and I was wondering if you would let him go and-

Oberon: Absolutely not.

Yui: W-W-What, Why?

Oberon: Get this through your head Yui. Humans are selfish beings that only care about themselves. They will do anything to get the things that they want, even kill their own families or other races entirely.

Y/n: That ain't true at all.

Oberon turns his head over to me and sees that I am incredibly pissed.

Oberon: It is true. Your kind have been like that since the dawn of time, why should I let one of you go back home? If I did, then more people will ask where you managed to get the fairy, but also how to get there. You are staying here in the castle's dungeon, FOREVER. Guards, grab the boy and take him to the dungeon, I'll deal with him later. Right now, I've got to make sure that your kind is stuck here forever if there are to fall down here.

Y/n: *draws sword* Fight me, bastard.

Oberon: Huh?

Y/n: Did you not hear me? I said FIGHT ME! If I win, you have to show me to where the exit is and Yui becomes my guide. If I lose, I will stay here until the day I die, whenever that is.

Oberon: 'Only one human has drawn their sword against me, and that was the one who killed my wife. Once I win, I'll be able to use this boy and hopefully use him to make a new fairy queen for me.' Very well, I accept the duel.

Oberon grabs his sword and pulls it out of it's sheathe.

Yui: Y/n, please don't do this.

Y/n: I have no choice Yui, I'm going to see my friends again, and we're going to defeat the Devil King.

Fairy Announcer: Today is an incredible duel! Our great king Oberon versus the lowly human! Are both sides ready?

Oberon: Ready.

Y/n: Ready.

Fairy Announcer: And, Begin!

With that our duel begins. Oberon rushes at me with a full-powered swing, which I dodge efficiently. I quickly dodge the attack and land a quick decisive blow onto Oberon. He then charges up a spell and hits me with it. I then go in for a cross combination, dealing massive amounts of damage onto him, then following that up with a tornado sword.

Oberon: *clashes swords with Y/n* You will not leave this place! No one will leave this place!

Y/n: Why the hell do you not want me to leave.

Oberon: It was at the hands of a human that killed my wife. I've been looking for a new one, but I know it's not possible. So I sealed the fairies away, and made sure that none could leave so no one would die to the hands of a human again.

Y/n: Doing all of this just because of one human being? That's a being a bit crazy for judging just one person.

I slash down my sword, knocking him back and going in for a critical edge. He blocks the first two attacks, but fails to get the last one. We still talk during the fight

Oberon: Don't act like you don't have your own desires. I'm doing what's best for my people.

Y/n: That is true, but not all humans are like that one person.

Oberon: No human has ever been able to keep up with my attacks or land an attack on me before. What are you? An elf? Gnome? Dwarf?

Y/n: *makes Blanc's angry face* I'm neither of those three things you mentioned bastard!

Oberon: YOU GOD DAMN LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I slash my sword up when he's in his blind rage, knocking his sword out of his hand. I then knock him down with my foot, then put it right on his chest. I then point my sword at his neck, indicating that he could be soon breathing his last ever breath.

Y/n: I said I'm neither of those because I'm not.

Oberon: I know for a fact you aren't an ordinary human. Just what are you?

Y/n: 'Well, since he wants to know, I'll tell him, but on a condition' If you admit defeat, let Yui join me, and let me go back to where I entered, I will happily tell you what I am.

Oberon: *sigh* Fine, you win.

Y/n: Good. That wasn't a fight I wanted to keep doing. Oh, *hands him a Nep-Bull VII* here's something for you. It should take care of all your injuries.

Oberon: *drinks it* 'My wounds. They've healed up. Who is this human, and is it true what he meant by not all humans being the same.' Yui.

Yui: *turns to Oberon* Y-Yes?

Oberon: Show Y/n to the exit, I will allow you to be his navigation pixie. Now Y/n, what are you exactly.

Y/n: Like I said before, I'm not a human, elf, gnome, or dwarf. I'm a CPU.

With that Me and Yui leave the Fairy kingdom and find myself right outside the entrance to the cave.

Yui: *making happy noises*

Y/n: *notices this* Well, someone seems very excited.

Yui: Well, I've never been outside of the Fairy realm before, and I've only seen the outside world though books.

Y/n: Oh, well let's head over to the others at Riverhead Lake and then we should be good to go.

Yui: Konosuba!

Location: Riverhead Lake

No one's POV

Y/n and Yui arrive nearby the Riverhead lake when he sees Rom, Ram, and Compa. The girls see him to and start running towards him.

Compa: Were have you been N/n?

Ram: Yeah, you totally disappeared on us right Rom?

Rom: That's right Ram.

Y/n: Well I have my reasons! And that reason is-

Yui: He landed in my kingdom.

Compa: Wait, is that a navigation pixie?

Y/n: Yup.

Rom: So, does that mean you went into the land of the fairies?

Yui: *nods her head* And now I am Y/n's companion.

Ram: So cool! I never thought that you would get a navigation pixie, there like totally rare finds!

Y/n: Yeah, so how's the quest going?

Compa: About that...

Rom: Do you think you could help her Y/n?

Y/n: Why?

Aqua: PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!

Y/n turns to see Aqua being surrounded by alligators.

Y/n: Yeah, I'll go help her.

With that Y/n turns into Purple Heart and goes and attacks the alligators that are comping on the bars.

Aqua: *sobbing* Thank you Y/n!

Y/n(Purple Heart): Aqua, focus on purifying the water, I'll handle these alligators.

Aqua: Okay! PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!PURIFICATION!

With Every time Aqua said Purification, we see Y/n(Purple Heart) dealing with the alligators in all different types of ways.

*Timeskip brought to you by a chibi Y/n talking with a chibi Yui.*

Y/n: That was exhausting. Well at least the monsters are all gone now.

Megumin: Yup, the lake seems to be purified now.

Rom: Um, Miss Aqua, are you alright?

Kazuma: Yeah, are you okay Aqua?

Darkness: A-Aqua?

Compa: Are you going to come out of the cage Aqua?

Ram: I think she might be hurt.

Yui: Are you alright miss Aqua?

Aqua: *sobbing noises*

Y/n: Aqua! I got money I'll give to you for free!

Ram: Whoa, that didn't work!?!?

Kazuma: Hey, We've discussed and we think that you should get the money.

Y/n: Yeah, you did do the purifying. All I did was protect you.

Ram: So you get 300,000 Eris all to yourself!

Megumin: Y-Yeah. After all, you were the one do did most of the work.

Aqua: *silence*

Compa: Aqua, you can come out of the cage you know. The alligators are all gone.

Aqua: I'll stay in the cage thank you.

Rom: B-But why would you want to stay in the cage Miss Aqua?

Aqua: The world is to big. To scary. I will never leave this cage again.

Y/n: Great, we broke her again.

Kazuma: Yeah, we did.

*Results: Purify the Riverhead Lake: Lake Purification Successful*

*Time-skip*

Y/n POV

We're currently heading back with Aqua still in the cage. I thought that we could just go back and be done with it, but now we got almost everyone in town looking at us. I think the main reason for this is because she keeps singing this song about being sold.

Aqua: *singing* Who will they sell me to? What's a girl like me to do?

Kazuma: Aqua, quit singing that song.

Y/n: Yeah, It's making me start to regret even letting you go on that quest.

Rom: *nods* Everyone is staring at us, I'm a bit scared.

Compa: Can you please leave the cage Miss Aqua?

Aqua: No. This cage is my sanctuary now. It's to scary out there so I'll stay in here.

Yui: She must have been really hurt to not want to leave that cage.

Y/n: Kinda reminds me a bit of my past.

Kazuma: Yeah, she's just like how I used to be.

Y/n: *whispers to Kazuma* You were like that in the past?

Kazuma: *whispers back* Yeah, I was a Shut-in for most of my life.

???: M'Lady! I'll get you out of there!

I quickly turn around and see a man in blue armor trying to break the cage that is containing Aqua.

Y/n: Yui, is it just me, or do I feel that this guy is going to be a total jerk.

Yui: It isn't just you. I feel like he will cause major problems.

??? then breaks the cage open with his bare hands. Shocking me, Yui, and the rest of our party.

Y/n: Whoa!

Kazuma: Damn!

Megumin: Wow, he's strong!

???: What are you doing in this cage M'Lady? You're a goddess!

Ram: Hey mister! *??? looks at Ram* Who are you, and why are you trying to take our ally from us?

Darkness: I agree with Ram. Our friend did not give you permission to touch her. Who are you? Out with it!

Kazuma: Do you know this guy, because it sounds like he knows you.

Y/n: Yeah, he just called you goddess.

Aqua: The goddess?

Y/n: *nods his head*

*After a brief moment of silence.*

Aqua: That's right! I am a goddess huh?!

Y/n: 'wow she really is an idiot if she forget something important like that'

Aqua then gets out of the cage to greet ??? with her goddess charm.

Aqua: How can this goddess be of service to you good sir? Who are you?

??? just looked at Aqua funny, like he's seen the end of ZA WARUDO.

Kyouya: It's me M'Lady! Kyouya Mitsurugi! Don't you remember? I died and you reincarnated me and gave me Gram, the magic sword!

Y/n: 'this dude's from earth? He seems like one of those cocky types who don't know when to take a hint.'

Aqua: Oh, Right right! That guy! Sorry, I totally forgot for a second there! I helped so many cross over that I'd forget a few here and there.

Kyouya: Uh, sure. It has been a while, M'Lady. And I am fighting hard to save this world, to be it's hero. By the way...

Kyouya: I hope you don't mind me asking, but why were you in a cage?

Y/n: Kyouya. That is what you said your name was right?

Kyouya: Um, yes?

Y/n: It's going to be a long explanation that we're going to need a time-skip to deal this long story.

Kyouya: Okay. If you don't mind me asking, what do you mean by time-skip?

Kazuma, Rom, Ram, Compa, Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness:

Y/n and Kazuma: Ko-

Rom and Ram: No-

Aqua and Compa: Su-

Megumin and Darkness: Ba!

Yui: Konosuba!

Kyouya: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!?!?!?!?!? You dragged M'Lady to this world against her will!? Then put her in a cage then dunked her in a lake!?!?

Y/n: 'Yeah, that's one way to put it.'

Kyouya: *grabs Kazuma by clothes* You monster! How could you!?!?

Aqua: No, wait! I really don't mind that he forced me to come here anymore. I'm having all sorts of fun doing a bunch of lively things!

Kyouya: M'Lady, I don't know how this man influenced your judgement, but your a goddess remember? He's a nobody!

Y/n: 'Are you trying to piss me off Kyouya? Because if you are, you're doing well at it.'

Random guy 1: What's up?

Random guy 2: Three dudes fighting over some girl.

Kyouya: If you don't mind me asking Lady Aqua, which in are you staying at?

Aqua: It's not an inn, it's the stables.

Kyouya: *tightens hold on Kazuma in anger*

Y/n: Alright Kyoto, let my friend go, or your in for a world of pain.

Kyouya then let's go of Kazuma and grabs onto to me.

Kyouya: It's Kyouya! Kyouya Mitsurugi! Who are you and why are you letting this nobody treat M'Lady like this?

Y/n: I'm the guy who is starting to really get pissed off because of you.

Darkness: Hey! Get your hands off Y/n and Kazuma this instant! Is there no limit to your rudeness?

Megumin: I could hit him with an explosion spell.

Kazuma: Please don't you'll end us to.

Y/n: Yeah, the author would be pretty pissed if I died before doing anything really awesome.

Kyouya: Interesting. A crusader, an Arch-Wizard, a ninja, a sword-master, and an Arch-Priest. And quite charming ones at that, if you don't mind me saying so. You blessed with incredible party members, yet you make Lady Aqua sleep in a dirty stable. Have you no shame? *looks back at Y/n* Forgive me, but what class are you?

Y/n: Just a normal adventurer like Kazuma.

Compa: What are you saying N/n? You're a-

Y/n: Shhhh. *gif below*

Kyouya: Look ladies, I'm a sword-master, just like your companion there, *points to Rom* and I would love to have you in my party. I'll treat you well, and I'll buy you the best gear.

Aqua: This guy's trouble with a capital t. He's giving me the hibiy jibies something fierce. Like, he's so full of himself, it's scary.

Darkness: Agreed. That man makes me feel so conflicted. I love being hit more than attacking, but the urge to punch this man is irresistible.

Megumin: I wanna blow him up, let me blow him up Y/n.

Compa: I don't feel to great with joining him. N/n provides way more better protection.

Ram: Right, I bet he just wants us in his party because we're advanced classes. Do you agree with me Rom?

Rom: I sure do, Ram.

Y/n: Look, Kyouya. I'm not joining. The reason is that I feel that your a narcissist, and that you would use us just for our classes. Also, me and Kazuma have had to work from square one to get to where we are, and I don't think you've had to do that because of that cursed sword of yours. You have no right to come to us and try to get us to join you, and I'm betting that Kazuma is a way better leader than you are.

Kazuma: 'Thank you Y/n! Note to self- Buy Y/n a drink later.' Well, you heard them. These excellent people would rather be with a nobody like me than join you. Later dude.

We started to walk away and go back to the guild, but Kyouya got in our way of doing that. Again. I'm about ready to beat this asshole up right here on the streets.

Kyouya: Wait!

Ram: Hey, get out of way. We said we're not going to join you and that's final. Right Rom?

Rom: That's right Ram!

Kazuma: Yeah, please move. You're blocking our way.

Kyouya: I'm sorry, but I can't leave Lady Aqua in a party that mistreats her.

Y/n: 'If he's going to request a duel, I'll see if I can do it.'

Kyouya: Let's spar for her.

Y/n: *whispers to Kazuma* Kazuma, leave him to me. I've been wanting to beat his ass, and now that he's putting it up, I'm not backing down.

Kazuma: *whispers back* You got it. Good luck bro.

Kyouya: If I beat you, Lady Aqua comes with me. If you beat me, I'll grant you any one request.

Y/n: Alright then. Draw your sword, and let's go.

Kyouya: Sorry, but I want to fight him. *points to Kazuma*

Y/n: *ticked off* Oh, and just what exactly do you have against me huh?

Kyouya: You weren't the one to bring Lady Aqua here.

Y/n: Oh, I see. Well Mr. Sword-Master you certainly do have a way with words! *activating transformation Green Heart*

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Kyouya: *shocked* You're an advanced class?

Y/n(Green Heart): That's Green Heart to you. Now prepare yourself.

Kazuma: 'He is serious now.'

I then thrust my spear at Kyouya who quickly manages to draw out his sword and block the attack. He then swings his sword at me, to which I jump back and create some ground with my hand so I don't land into my friends.

Kyouya: I guess I have no choice but to spar with you. However, if that was your best attack, then I recommend you hand Lady Aqua over to me this instant!

Y/n(Green Heart): *smirks* I was just testing you out.

I then rush Kyouya who stands there ready to block my spear, however he's got a whole different thing coming at him.

Y/n(Green Heart): Taste the spear of the maelstrom. This is the end! RAINY RATNUPURA!

I thirst my spear so fast that Kyouya has zero time to react and gets pummeled by my spear. I then stop, prepare my spear, and then throw it at him. A tiny explosion is caused, and Kyouya is sent flying, with his sword being the only thing left behind.

Y/n(Green Heart): Whew. That was hardly any trouble at all. *sees Gram* Oh, I guess this is what I'll take for my one request, since I won after all.

Girl 1: Why you! Coward!

I turn to where the voice is coming from and I see two girls with very revealing clothing.

Girl 1: Coward! Coward! Coward!

Y/n(Green Heart): Excuse me, but are you two girls a part of Kyouya's party?

Girl 2: That's right you jerk! Y-You jerky coward.

Y/n(Green Heart): Tell me. Who is the bigger coward, The man with a magic sword with lots of adventuring experience on his back, or a person who just started as an adventurer a few weeks ago?

Girl 2: *silence*

Girl 1: *silence*

Girl 2: F-Fine! You aren't a coward! But you better at least give Gram back to him once he gets back! It's Kyouya's sword and he's the only one who can wield it!

Y/n(Green Heart): Aqua, are these girl correct about that?

Aqua: Yeah, it's true. He's the only one who can wield Gram.

Y/n(Green Heart): Well, Kyouya said if I were to win, he'd grant me any one request, and my request is to have his magic sword.

Girl 1: W-Wait! You can't just walk of with it!

Girl 2: You didn't win, you took him off guard!

Y/n(Green Heart): 'Isn't that the whole point of a fight, catching your opponent off-guard, then going in for the win?' Ladies, please-

Kazuma: Y/n, let me handle this. *serious tone* I believe everyone's equal, ladies and dudes. I don't know about how Y/n feels about going down on a couple of girls, but I have no problem going up against a girl who's asking for it. And right now, you're asking for it. If I use Steal, things could get embarrassing and drafty for ya.

Girl 1: H-Huh?

Girl 2: W-What?

Girl 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Y/n(Green Heart): That was a rather dirty move there Kazuma.

Aqua: Yeah, that was a rather dirty move there Kazuma!

Y/n(Green Heart): Konosuba!

The Next Day

No one's POV

Aqua: What! It wasn't my fault! Why do you hate me!

Darkness: Aqua seems upset again.

Megumin: Wonder what happened this time.

Compa: Maybe she got less money than what she originally thought?

Kazuma: I swear, she's only happy when she's causing the most commotion.

Aqua walks up to the rest of the party, looking very down in the dumps.

Rom: What happened Miss Aqua?

Ram: Yeah, you normally don't look this upset.

Aqua: I got my reward. Guess why she gave me 100,000 Eris?

Y/n: Let me guess, you got stuck with a bill?

Aqua: *nods head* It cost 200,000 Eris to repair the cage. *sobs* I didn't even break the darn thing! That weasel! If I see him again, I'll hit him with God Blow right between the eyes!

Yui: Don't worry, I'm sure we'll see him again Miss Aqua.

Kyouya: There you are Kazuma Satou and Y/n L/n!

Y/n and Kazuma both turn around to see none other than Kyouya and his two girl party members.

Y/n: Oh hi Kyouya. *walks up to Kyouya* What do you want from us this time? If you want to join our party, then no thanks. We're fine how we are.

Kyouya: Why didn't you tell me that you were the Grand-Master? We could've easily talked yesterday! I also heard that you defeated the Black Swords-woman in battle, and was able to scare one of the Devil King's generals, and that you are an expert at using a spear. So why did you lie to me about your true class?

Y/n: You pissed off. I wasn't going to give you my true nature because of it. Also, do want to get beaten up again by yours truly, cause you're asking for it.

Kyouya: Um, no. I really don't want to be beaten up like last time. My arms still sting after that landing. Buy what I do want to know is why your in a party with someone like him. *points to Kazuma*

Y/n: I don't see any problem with helping out a friend.

Kyouya: You see, I ran into a lady thief and she told me all about this scumbag. *starts talking to Kazuma* She said you steal panties! I also heard a rumor about how you like dousing women in slime! They call you "Kazuma The Cad"

Kazuma: WHO THE HELL'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK!?!?!?!?!?

Y/n: *Image below* Alright, which one of you little shits has been talking about my party and friend behind my back? If I find out who it was myself instead of getting a confession from the person, I'm going to raise the beating you're going to receive, and each day I'll add more to the beating.

Darkness: *panting* Please Y/n, take your rage out on me!

Kyouya: *to Aqua* Lady Aqua! I swore to you that I would defeat the Devil King! M'lady, please join my party along with-

Aqua: GOD BLOW!!!!!!!!!!

Kyouya: *screams in pain*

Everyone then turns around to see what's going on, and they see a knocked down Kyouya and his two girls start screaming because of it. Aqua grabs Kyouya in her fit of rage.

Aqua: Come here! You broke the cage and you're going to pay for it, or else! It cost 300,000-

Y/n: *taps Aqua on the shoulder* Aqua, I'm shocked how you forgot even the price. It was 600,000 Eris remember?

Aqua: *looks at Y/n with joy* 'He's good. I'm glad to have him in my party.' Oh thanks Y/n! I nearly forgot! *looks back to Kyouya* You heard him! It cost 600,000 to fix!

Kyouya: Y-Yes M'Lady. *hands Aqua his coin pouch* Here.

Kazuma: 'Wait, didn't she say 200,000 before, and why did Y/n decide to help her?'

Aqua: Oh barkeep! 1 drink please, and stack of fried frog to! Oh, and a drink for this man right here! *points to Y/n*

Y/n: I really don't need it Aqua.

Aqua: It's my way of not only helping me with that, I also have some more money now!

Y/n: Alright then. So, anything else you need from us Kyouya, or was trying to get Me and Aqua in your party all that you came here to do?

Kyouya: There actually is another thing. *bows down* Please give me back my sword! If you do, I'll buy you the finest sword among the land.

Y/n: Question, why should I give you back you sword when you said that you grant me any one request?

Kyouya: Look, I didn't know that you were the Grand-Master and thought I would be going against Kazuma for Lady Aqua.

Y/n: 'You know, I could make a serious killing off him if he is trying to be the hero like me.'

Y/n: Alright, fine. I'll give you back your magic sword.

Kyouya: *looks up with happiness on his face* Thank you so much! I promise that I will-

Y/n: *puts finger on Kyouya's mouth* Oh no. I said I would give it back, but I didn't even get to the rules and the conditions.

Kyouya: R-Rules and C-Conditions?

Girl 1: You already took Kyouya's magic sword, what more do you want?

Y/n: Two things. The first thing is about the sword you're promising me. It needs to be in perfect condition when I receive it, and it must be light, yet incredibly sharp. And the second rule, you have to give me a certain amount of Eris for the sword. Do that, and I'll be will be more than happy to give you back your sword.

Kyouya: O-Okay. I'll make sure to do that. Could you write down everything so that I can make sure I don't forget it?

Y/n: Of course.

Y/n grabs a piece of paper and writes down the requests that he wants from Kyouya. He then hands the paper and hand its to him. He stands there shocked when he sees the price that Y/n is wanting so he will give back Gram.

Kyouya: H-Hey Y/n. About the price that you want along with the sword. A-Are you sure that you didn't accidentally add a few zeroes to it?

Y/n: Nope, I'm 100% serious on that price.

Kyouya: *runs away* DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl 1 and 2: Wait Kyouya!

Y/n looks down and sees that Kyouya left the note as he was running away. He picked it up and we can now see that he asked for 20 million Eris for Kyouya's sword back.

Y/n: 'I should've asked for a lot more. Maybe another 20 million would've done it. Ah screw it. He's already seen the price so I'm not changing it now.'

Darkness: That man has serious issues.

Rom: Um, miss Aqua. Why did that man call you a goddess?

Compa: I have to agree with Rom. He mentioned that you were a goddess multiple times.

Ram: Hey Kazuma, Y/n. Do one of you two know why?

Aqua: It was suppossed to be a secret, but I think I can trust you all with it. I am Aqua, the goddess of the Axis Sect, the goddess of water. Sorry I couldn't tell you all sooner, but I am the goddess Aqua!

Rom and Ram: W-What? *start to panic a bit*

Darkness, Megumin, and Compa: You really shouldn't drink so much.

Aqua: I'm not drunk!

Luna: EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! We need all adventurers to rally up their weapons and meet up at the main gate, and prepare for battle. Kazuma Satou and Y/n L/n, you and your party in particular are needed today so please hurry!

Y/n: Guys, act like I died.

Kazuma: Huh, why?

Rom and Ram: Yeah, why?

Y/n: If it is who I think it is, he's not going to be happy to see that I'm still alive.

Kazuma: Alright. Stay behind Y/n! We'll call you when if we need you.

Y/n: Got it.

While the others leave and head towards the main gate, Y/n looks down at his card and taps his card four times before pressing his face that is imprinted onto the card. He then has a bright white glow surround him. He then looks up and his pupils change to the power symbols he has when he goes into HDD.

Y/n: *serious* Let's do this. *runs out towards the entrance*

Meanwhile, at the front gate of town

All the adventurers there are whispering something. Kazuma and the rest of the team come up and see that it's the dullahan who placed the death curse onto Y/n.

Kazuma: Uh oh, him again.

Compa: We probably should've gone to his castle and at least tried to get to him.

Dullahan: You wrenches. What is wrong with you people? WHY DO YOU KEEP BOMBARDING MY CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

A dark purple aura surrounds him. Indicating his fury at Kazuma and the others.

Kazuma: Say what?

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Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World: Nepstation!

"**This program was recorded before the return of the Dullahan."

Y/n: You're watching NepStation! We're joining you live from the studio! And today, we have a guest

Aqua: Hi everybody, I'm Aqua! I do hope that'll you come get some cabbage! This year was the best harvest in a long time, so come on down!

Y/n: Remember kids, what we're doing here isn't stealth marketing. What we're doing here is shameless marketing.

Up next Chapter 7 - The CPU vs The Dullahan