words = speaking
words = thinking
*words* = actions

WORDS = spells, or skills.

(A/n: Shot outs to @Chaseisone since one of his comments help me come up with this idea. BTW, this is just to fill in some gaps within the plot of the actual anime.)

3 Days after the defeat of the Verdia and Copypaste

Location: Stables

Kazuma's POV

Kazuma: Man, this sucks. Life in another world, filled with debt. This ain't the life I wanted, and I bet Y/n is moping about this as well.

Meanwhile...

Y/n(Black Heart): Stop this now Estelle!

*boing, boing*

Estelle: C'mon, just a few more hours.

Y/n(Black Heart): *sigh* Fine, 3 hours. That's all you get left, and then we never doing this again.

Estelle: Deal!

Back with Kazuma...

Kazuma: *sigh*

Aqua: Kazuma, look! *shows origami flowers* What do you think? I bet if I sold these with the cabbages, I could make a ton of money!

Kazuma: *walks outside*

Aqua: H-Hey! *runs out and follows Kazuma* Where are you going!?!

Kazuma: *depressed* I'm going on a quest. It's only way we can get out of this debt.

Aqua: I'm sure Y/n will be able to quickly get us out of that!

Kazuma: STOP RELYING ON HIM FOR EVERYTHING!!! IT BASICALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ABUSING HIS CHEAT ITEM TO GET RICH!! HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THAT HE'S BEEN WORKING MULTIPLE QUESTS TO PAY DOWN THIS DEBT!!!

Aqua: No, not really.

Time-skip

Location: Outside the guild

Kazuma: Yeah, so while Y/n is out trying to pay off this massive debt, Aqua has been doing nothing, solely relying on Y/n to do it.

Megumim: I understand wanting to get out of debt, but abusing Y/n's powers is just wrong.

Darkness: Agreed. I feel that Aqua will become more greedy through Y/n and his abilities.

Compa: It doesn't feel right to abuse N/n's power to get out of debt.

Rom: Yeah, that's like, super rude! Right Rom?

Rom: Super rude!

Aqua: Well, Y/n doesn't feel that way.

Kazuma: Well, maybe that's because he doesn't talk about it, since he's trying to keep you happy.

Aqua: *smirks* Well the day I tell Y/n that is day that someone falls from the sky and lands on me.

Kazuma: Like when Y/n did?

Megumin: Wait, he fell from the sky!?!?

Kazuma: Yup. Landed straight onto Aqua. She didn't even move, which allowed her to be right under Y/n.

Aqua: Well Kazuma, I'll let you know that what happened with Y/n will never happen with me again.

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Me and the others look to the sky and see something that's kinda hard to see. After a few seconds, we see that it's a girl. She looks like Y/n, wears the same hoodie me and Aqua met him in, and has D-pads in her hair.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... She's heading right towards Aqua.

Girl: MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY!!!

Aqua: *screaming*

*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!*

Kazuma: Again!?!?!?!

Compa: Kaz-Kaz, was this how you met N/n?

Kazuma: Basically, Yeah. Falling from the sky and everything.

Girl: *giggles* Oh man, was not expecting to fall right down from the sky. Histy did say she was trying to get the right location. *feels Darkness grab her left shoulder* Huh?

Darkness: Hey! You are on our friend. Who are you? Out with it already!

Ram: Most importantly, why were you falling from the sky?

Girl: Oh me? Well, my name's-

Y/n: Hey guys! I heard a loud explosion coming from over here, what's going o- huh?

Y/n just stops in his tracks and looks shocked at seeing this girl here. Does he know here by chance, or is this girl his twin sister? Anyways, they just both stare at each other in awkward silence when they both speak up.

Y/n and Girl: Ummmmmm.... Who are you?

Y/n: I asked first, you mention who you are.

Girl: Nu-uh! I totally asked first!

Darkness: Well, he is a member of our party.

Megumin: Yeah, so if you put it in a certain way, we asked first.

Girl: *sigh* Fine, you've got a point.

Aqua: Get off me! Why am I suddenly getting people to fall on me all of a sudden?!?!?

Girl: Holy seat cushions! Someone's sprouting out of the earth! Are the mole people making their move!?

Kazuma: No, you just coincidentally fell on her. Now mind telling us who you are?

Neptune: Oh right I haven't done that yet! My name's Neptune, the CPU of a little nation called Planeptune! I'm also The Protagonist of Protagonists!

Y/n: *silence*

Kazuma: Well, nice to meet you-

Y/n: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?

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No one's POV

Location: Inside the Guild Hall

Neptune went and got herself registered at the guild thanks to the help of one of Y/n's rewards. With that Y/n and the rest of the team sit down to eat, while Neptune explained to the others exactly why she was here.

Darkness: We're very sorry for causing such a ruckus at you Neptune. Please forgive me.

Neptune: Nah, it's fine. This isn't the first time something like this has happened before.

Kazuma: Hey Neptune. I gotta question. If there's other dimensions, is there a version of all of us here?

Neptune: I dunno. I know for a fact that there's a Compa, Rom, and Ram in my dimension.

Compa: Wow, there is?!?!

Ram: We need to bring them over, and then we can have so much fun! Right Rom?

Rom: That's right Ram!

Luna did ask about Neptune. Luckily, she was able to get into contact with Histoire.

There are currently conversing about the situation that is going on in this world.

Luna: So monsters from your world have found a way to transverse into ours?

Histoire: Yes, it took a while to get Neptune over to your world, although I am a bit worried. You see, Neptune has a thing to slack off, so I'm worried that she'll spend her time slacking off there instead of killing the monsters. It would greatly damage our nation if our citizens were to find out about our current scenario.

Luna: I see. Well Y/n is one of our most strongest adventurers, and has even taken down foes that would be near impossible for other adventurers to kill. Maybe if we are able to get Y/n and Neptune to work with each other, they might be able to do the mission you've asked.

Histoire: Okay. Once Y/n and Neptune finish off the monsters I will grant him a reward of 3 million Eris. It did take a while to translate the currency of our world to yours, but I'm positive that this is the correct amount. Once this is done, I will have Neptune give it to him.

Luna: About that. Y/n and his team are currently in debt, so the money would go to paying for the wall that they damaged after defeating one of the Devil King's generals.

Histoire: *nods her head* Then I shall leave 1 million for Y/n to spend with and have 2 million go to their debt. Does that seem fair?

Luna: Of course! I'll let Y/n know of this right away.

Histoire then hangs up, leaving Luna to go get Y/n. She heads over to Y/n's teammates to see that Y/n and Neptune are no longer there.

Luna: Um Kazuma, where is Y/n and Neptune?

Kazuma: Oh them? Y/n took Neptune outside for a debate about being the protagonist of this fan-fic, whatever the hell that means.

Meanwhile

Location: Outside Guild Hall

Neptune: Listen here buddy. You may look like me, but I'M the protagonist. You're nothing but a male copy of me.

Y/n: No way. I'm the protagonist. It says in the title of the story, OP Neptunia Male Reader. If anyone is the copy here, it's you!

Neptune: No, you're the copy!

Y/n: You're the copy!

Neptune: That's it! *Materializes her sword* C'mere, I'll show you who the real protagonist is through combat!

Y/n: *Draws sword* Bring it on!

Neptune and Y/n clash, making a smoke screen in which they start to fight.

Luna: Ummm, could you two stop fighting for a bit.

Y/n and Neptune: *Still fighting*

Luna: Oh my, this seems intense.

Kazuma: Yeah, I didn't think this would happen.

Megumin: I don't think their going to listen to us.

Compa: Then how do we stop them Meggy?

Suddenly a hole opens up in the middle of the area.

Darkness: What is that?!?!?!

Rom: I don't know but I'm scared!

A foot comes out and we see that it's none other than Nicholas J., the author of this incredible story. He then walks into the smoke screen and it then disappears, holding Y/n and Neptune in both of his hands, still trying to fight.

Nicholas J.: Alright you two, break it up. You both have a mission to do.

Neptune: I'm not working with him until he says I'm the protagonist of this story!

Y/n: Funny you say that, cause I was going to say the exact same thing!

Nicholas J.: At this point there both going to kill each other. I've got an idea, and it involves blackmail.

Nicholas Jones: Neptune. I am currently working on a Neptunia fanfic with you as the main girl of the reader's harem. If you don't stop this fighting, I will never publish that book.

Neptune: Wait, you'll make me the main girl?!?!

Nicholas Jones: Yup, and all you have to do is stop with this fighting.

Neptune: You got it!

Nicholas Jones: Alright, off to a good start. Now what about you-

Y/n: Nice try, but you can't get me with not making a book. You've already started this one!

Nicholas J.: True. But I could do one of two things. Option 1 is to Discontinue the book after this chapter, or Option 2 is to not do the 2nd book I plan to make with you once I'm done with this one.

Y/n: Okay, Okay! I'll stop!

Nicholas J.: Good. Now what do we say?

Y/n and Neptune: Sorry.

Nicholas J.: Alright, now with all of that done, I can now take my leave. *mutters* I'm gonna need to take out a lot of money to pay for those forth wall repairs.

With that Nicholas Jones disappears, leaving everyone just dumbfounded.

Neptune: So, what was it you wanted to talk about?

Luna: You see, Histoire has asked me to have you and Y/n go and hunt down your world's monsters. Since you're from the other world, it should make things a little bit easier for us.

Y/n: Got it! Let's go Neptune! *runs off*

Neptune: Hey, wait for me! *runs after Y/n*

Kazuma: Welp, I'm heading back home.

Aqua: But it hasn't even been the whole day yet!

Kazuma: What happened right at this moment was way to much for me to take in, so see you all tomorrow.

Meanwhile

Extermination Quest: Defeat all the monsters that arrived from Hyper Dimension

Progress: 0 killed

Y/n's POV

Neptune: So, let me get this straight. You not only have my HDD form, but the forms of the other CPUs, Uni, Nep Jr., Uzume, and Gold Third.

Y/n: Yep, and the forms of a group known as the SEGA Hard Girls.

Neptune: Man, and I thought I was OP. You take OP to a whole other level.

Y/n: Yeah I do. Oh I forgot, I also have-

*rustle, rustle*

Y/n: *draws sword* Who's there?!?!?!

Neptune: *Goes to draw her sword, but then start to hold her mouth* Oh no...

Y/n: What's going on Neptune? We're both the protagonists of our worlds, we should be able to handle this!

Neptune: No, it's....

*Eggplant monster horde appears*

Neptune: EGGPLANTS!!!!!!!!!

Y/n: Shit, I forgot that she hates eggplants. Well, I never had eggplant, so this should be easy for me.

Y/n: Leave it to me Neptune!

I run up to the eggplants landing a quick clean cut on them, making them all disappear through digital code, just like in the Neptunia games.

Y/n: Wow, that was way easier than expected. *Notices and eggplant on the ground* Well, might as well try one.

Neptune: No don't! The eggplants are demons!

Y/n: Look I've never had one before, so I'm going to try one and see how they taste.

I then bite into the eggplant, and get a horrible taste from it. I immediately spit it out, and try to find something to wash my tongue with.

Y/n: Oh god! You're right! Eggplants are terrible!

Neptune: You see what I mean? Eggplants are the fruit of demons I tell you.

Y/n: Yeah. *smells the eggplant and feels like he's gonna throw up* They smell horrible too. Let's get this job over with. How many more monsters came here

Neptune: From what Histy said, about 3 thousand more.

Y/n: No way am I going to be battling 3,000 monsters! Especially if their eggplant monsters.

Neptune: Yeah, but we have to do it for the story!

Y/n: Not unless the author decides to have us skip all of the fighting.

Neptune: I don't get what you're saying.

Y/n: C'mon Neptune, what's the most convenient thing to have in any show when you don't want to see a long walk to somewhere.

Neptune: Still don't- OH!!!! I know what you're getting to now!

Y/n: Time-skip?

Neptune: Time-skip.

Y/n and Neptune: *awkward silence*

Y/n: Yo, Author where's our time-skip!

Neptune: Yeah! We both know you don't want to do all of this typing for all 3 thousand monsters!

Nicholas J.: JUST HOLD YOUR HORSES!!!!! I'M ALMOST DONE PREPARING FOR THE TIME-SKIP SO JUST BE PATIENCE!!!

Y/n: Okay, okay!

Neptune: Sorry about that!

Nicholas J.: It's fine. Now let's activate the time-skip!

Nicholas J., Y/n, and Neptune: Konosuba!

Y/n: Man, The author really made a convenient time-skip!

Neptune: Yeah, we went from zero monsters killed to almost having the job completed with 2,999 monster killed! This is the final monster, should this should be a piece of cake!

Y/n: Oh, you just had to jinx us didn't you?

Suddenly, an ancient dragon appeared, shocking both me and Neptune.

Y/n: See, I told you that you jinxed us!

Neptune: Well you said you could transform right? Let's power up and deal with these monsters!

Y/n: Alright!

While Neptune turns into Purple Heart, I turn in to Green Heart, as to not cause any confusion.

Neptune(Purple Heart): Impressive. When you said you had access to Vert's HDD form, I didn't quite think that you would look like her in every way.

Y/n(Green Heart): Thank you Neptune. Now, let's deal with this monster together!

Me and Neptune rush at the ancient dragon, but it's durability is incredibly powerful. With it's claw it knocks both of us away.

Neptune(Purple Heart): Ugh! It seems to be a lot more powerful here. Just how are we going to be able to beat this foe?

I then look up and see a star crystal right near the top of the dragon's head

Y/n(Green Heart): Neptune, look! There's a crystal up there! Maybe if we are able to break that, it might lower the dragon's power!

Neptune(Purple Heart): I see, but how are we going to reach it?

Y/n(Green Heart): I'll go in from behind and get the drop on him. You focus on distracting him long enough for me to break it.

With that, I go and sneak up on the dragon. Neptune uses one of her skills and is able to get the dragon's attention. She then hits it with a cross combination, which knocks the dragon off balance. That gives me just enough time to be able to rush in and break the crystal. The dragon cries in pain, almost like it was weakened.

Y/n(Green Heart): Now Neptune! Finish it!

Neptune(Purple Heart): Understood!

Neptune rushes in and goes for a huge rush of attacks, which then kills the ancient dragon.

Neptune(Purple Heart): Well, that was anti-climatic.

Y/n(Green Heart): Agreed, I thought we would go through more of a fight, but it seems like that crystal was probably the source of how the dragon got not only it's power, but also it's durability. Now, let's head back.

Neptune(Purple Heart): Agreed, and thank you for your help Y/n.

Y/n(Green Heart): Thank you, Neptune.

Extermination Quest: Defeat all the monsters that arrived from Hyper Dimension

Progress: 3,000/3,000 killed

Quest complete!

Neptune(Purple Heart) and Y/n(Green Heart): Konosuba!

Location: Guild hall

No one's POV

Megumin: What took you guys so long?!?!

Y/n: Well, fighting 3,000 monsters does take a while.

Luna: And were all the monsters from Neptune's world taken care of?

Neptune: Yep-eroini! Now I can go home!

Histoire: Very good Neptune, I will set up the transfer terminal now.

With that a bright blue light is emitted and surrounds Neptune.

Neptune: Let's meet again Y/n!

Y/n: Sure, I had fun working with you!

With that, Neptune Disappears. With the reward that Histoire gave to Y/n, he was able to cut down a bit of his team's debt. Right before he leaves, Aqua taps him on the shoulder.

Aqua: H-Hey Y/n, I want to talk to you about something.

Y/n: What's up?

Aqua: W-Well, you see...

Y/n: Let me guess, you were abusing my powers to quickly net some cash?

Aqua: Whoa! How did you know what I was going to say.

Y/n: It was kinda obvious with how you barely did anything and I did a lot of quests to pay down this massive debt. It was kinda how I was on the first day of being an adventurer, so I'm not really surprised.

Aqua: S-So, you'll forgive me?

Y/n: Yes.

Aqua: Even if I told you that I secretly went into your room and took some of the cash you earned to buy some super-expensive bubbly?

Y/n: Sure- What, wait did you just say? You stole my money? The money I worked my ass off to get?

Aqua: Y-Yeah.

Y/n: *image below* Oh, you ain't getting outta this alive, you bitchy goddess.

Aqua: *runs away while screaming* KAZUMA, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/n: Get your ass back here! I'm not done with you yet, you bitch!

And that's how this crazy day ends, with Aqua running out of the Guild hall with a very pissed off Y/n chasing her.

Meanwhile in the author's room

Nicholas J.: *sigh* Well, now that I finished this chapter, let's see how much I will need to pay for repairs.

He goes to his phone, and dials a number. He waits for a few seconds and then someone picks up on the other side.

Nicholas J.: Hello, it's me, Nicholas. Yeah, I was writing a chapter for my fan-fic, which has a ton of fourth wall breaks, so I would need an estimate on how much it would take to repair it? Yes, there were two people who has the power to do it. I see, well thank you. I'll get to getting the money for this.

Nicholas J. then hangs up the phone, and looks down.

Nicholas J.: 5,000 dollars. 5,000 dollars is needed to repair the fourth wall those two kept breaking! Well, make a note, never let Neptune and Y/n cross paths again, or else the fourth wall isn't the only thing that he breaks.

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Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World: Bloopers!

Aqua: Well Kazuma, I'll let you know that what happened with Y/n will never happen with me again.

Neptune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Neptune: MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY!!!

Aqua: *screaming*

*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!*

We see Aqua perfectly fine, but the script said she was supposed to be Neptune's landing pillow. Now Neptune is just like a spear in the ground.

Aqua: Shoot! Author-sama, FYI, I swear I was not standing in the wrong place!

Up next Chapter 9 - A Cold Winter's Death