words = speaking
words = thinking
*words* = actions

WORDS = spells, or skills.

No one's POV

We see Kazuma and Y/n waking up in the same area that they were reincarnated into. Kazuma shoots his eyes up and looks around.

Kazuma: Where am I?

He then looks down to see Y/n is sleeping.

Y/n: *mumbles* 5 more minutes, I'm so tired.

Kazuma: Dude, this is no time to be sleeping! Wake up!

Y/n: *groans* Fine. Anyways were are we?

Kazuma: I don't know.

Y/n: I think we just kicked the bucket. Again.

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Y/n's POV

After a long few days with battling the devil king's general Verida, Seven Sages member Copypaste, and a 3 thousand monster slaying quest with Neptune, winter had finally arrived. However, we were put in a certain predicament at this time.

Kazuma: I need money!

Y/n: Ditto.

Aqua: Well duh. Everyone here needs money, it makes life easier. If you two had a mission, things would be different. I mean, here I am a goddess, and you have no trouble having me sleep in a stable. That's both shameful and disrespectful. You two need to straighten up, and give me the life I deserve! Spoil me with Luxury darn it!

Y/n: Look bitch. Do you even know why the hell we need to earn money and why we haven't given you the life you mentioned yet?

Aqua: No.

Y/n: *Face above* IT'S SO WE CAN PAY DOWN THE GOD DAMN DEBT YOU JUST PUT ON TO US!!!!!!!! THE REASON WHY WE EARN ZERO CASH ON QUESTS IS BECAUSE EVERY QUEST WE DO. THE MONEY GOES RIGHT TO THE DAMN REPAIR FEES, TO THE WALL THAT WAS DAMAGED BY YOU, THE ONE YOU MANAGED TO BREAK IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU USELESS GODDESS! I HAVE TO BASICALLY ASK THE GUILD TO SEND A CERTAIN AMOUNT TO THE INN I'M STAYING AT SO I DON'T DIE IN THE FREAKIN' COLD!

Kazuma: Yeah, and if you want to talk about sleeping in stables, when I woke up today on my pile of straw, my eyelashes were frozen! You want to talk about luxury? I want to be like Y/n with his living conditions so I don't freeze to death!!

Aqua: *slams her hands on the table* What was I supposed to do? If I didn't use my super-awesome powers to get rid of Verdia, there would be no town to freeze to death in! I should be worshiped, not scolded! Everyone should be singing my praises and spoiling me rotten!

Y/n: IF YOU JUST MANAGED THE AMOUNT OF WATER YOU WERE USING, WE WOULD NEVER EVEN BE IN THIS DAMN SITUATION!!!!! NOT TO MENTION I DEALT WITH COPYPASTE, NOT YOU!!! YOUR PURIFICATION MAGIC DID JACK SHIT ONTO HIM!!!! HE PROBABLY WOULD'VE DONE WHAT YOU SAID VERDIA MIGHT DO, SO SHUT UP AND-

Kazuma: *puts a hand on Y/n's shoulder* No, she's right. So, here's what were gonna do. Aqua, you can have everything. All the praise, all the reward, and all the debt! Have fun paying it off yourself. Let's leave Y/n.

We both go up to leave, but Aqua already comes back to us, crying her eyes out.

Aqua: No, wait! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to say those things! Don't leave me like this!

During Aqua's spiel, Rom, Ram, Compa, Darkness and Megumin walk up to us

Compa: Kaz-Kaz, it's a bit to early to be nagging Aqua, don't you think?

Darkness: I agree. It is far to early for this.

Megumin: Did you find us a good quest to go on?

Y/n: Nope, everyone here is just relaxing.

Kazuma: Yeah, there doesn't seem to be any rush to do one.

Ram: Well, we did just defeat a Devil king general and a seven sages member!

Megumin: It makes sense. For anyone who helped defeat Verdia, they got a piece of the reward, and since only our party and Kiria dealt with Copypaste, the reward was split in half. Half towards the debt, and the other half to Kiria. Their coin pouches are full, which means they don't need to be fighting any of the winter monsters.

Rom: That would mean there will be more quests for us!

Yui: *flies out of Y/n's pocket* Quick, to the request board!

Compa and Aqua: Ko-

Rom and Megumin: No-

Y/n and Kazuma: Su-

Darkness and Ram: Ba!

Y/n: Nep-what?!?!? What the hell are all these? There all super bad!!!!

Kazuma: Yeah. I see some, but they all suck!

Darkness: Kazuma, Kazuma!

Kazuma: That's my name.

Darkness: How about this one? They are offering 1 million Eris to hunt down a pack of white wolfs! I can already imagine the thought of wild beasts clawing and slobbering on me... *moans*

Kazuma: Yeah, no.

Megumin: Y/n, Y/n!

Y/n: Find a good one?

Megumin: Yeah! A one-shot bear kill quest! I'll teach that old bear-

Y/n: I'm already shooting this one down. I don't want to take on Furry Saitama.

Megumin: *sadness*

Kazuma: Hmm. The Mobile Fortress Destroyer is drawing near. Scouts needed to report whereabouts and determine route. This might work. I don't know what a destroyer is though.

Darkness: Not a destroyer, The Destroyer.

Y/n: Yui, do happen to know what this Destroyer is?

Yui: Yes, I do. It's a powerful weapon that walks around on eight giant legs. If shown in a city, it will destroy anything that stands in it's way. It's route is incredibly hard to predict, so my guess is that if they need to scouts, then there's the possibility that the Destroyer might be heading near us.

Y/n: Damn, who the hell would invent something that crazy and let it run rampant? I mean, did they forget to build an off switch for the damn thing?

Kazuma: What's this? Snow Sprite kill quest? Hey guys, what are these Snow Sprites? They're offering One hundred thousand Eris for each one killed. But going by there name, they sound kinda dorky.

Ram: There a group of tiny snowballs, and they gather around plains!

Compa: They say that each one killed, spring comes sooner than normal.

Megumin: They're also not that hard to kill

Y/n: Nice! I say we take it!

Rom: T-There is something bad about this quest though.

Y/n: What is it?

Megumin: Rom right. There's-

Aqua: Looks like we're taking that one then! I'm going to get ready for it! *runs off*

Ram: Yeah! C'mon Rom, let's go get our winter clothes on! *runs off*

Rom: R-Ram, wait! *runs off*

Y/n: Aqua, wait we haven't-

Kazuma: Hold that for a second Y/n. Why are you giggling Darkness?

Darkness: Snow Sprites huh?

Y/n: I'm worried.

Kazuma: Yeah, this is way to suspicious.

Estelle: Hey Y/n!

Y/n: Oh, hey Estelle.

Kazuma: You know this girl?

Y/n: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention her. This is Estelle, and she wants to join up with us.

Kazuma: We'll look through her card, after we do this Snow Sprite quest.

Estelle: S-Snow Sprites?!?!?!

Kazuma: Yeah. Well, We're going to get ready. Meet us when you got your ready to go!

Megumin, Darkness and Kazuma then leave. Which leaves only me, Yui, and a worried Estelle, which I did happen to notice.

Y/n: Hey, you alright?

Estelle: Y/n, listen to me. This is your first Snow Sprite quest right?

Y/n: Yeah.

Estelle: Word of advice. If you feel a dangerous and very cold gush of wind pass you by, drop your weapon and bow.

Y/n: Huh, why?

Yui: I do recommend you listen to her. We don't want to have an encounter with "him".

Who the hell is "him"? Ah, whatever. If I'm getting paid for this, then I'm taking it! Hit me with the time-skip author!

Time-skip

Location: Outside

We see the snow sprites, but there is one major problem. These things are to god damn cute to be killed!

Kazuma: These are snow sprites?

Y/n: *sheds a single tear* It's so sad that they'll have to die for our debt money.

Kazuma: Aqua, what's up with that net? You look like some dumb kid hunting bugs in the snow!

Aqua: I'm going to use this to catch sprites! Then pop them into these bottles. I thought since they're cold, we could put them in our drinks, that way we can enjoy a nice cold beverage whenever we want! Isn't that a brilliant idea?

Y/n: *shrugs shoulders and looks at Rom, Ram, and Compa* Well, you three look prepared.

(A/n: This is what they're currently wearing)

Compa: Well, it's winter, and this is what I usually wear when I'm not adventuring.

Ram: Same! Our mom gave us these clothes if we ever go outside for winter, right Rom?

Rom: That's right Ram!

Y/n: I see. *looks at Darkness* Oh Darkness, why aren't you wearing your armor? You might get really cold like that.

Kazuma: Yeah, you're not usually this exposed.

Darkness: This is fine. I like the cold air, it tingles.

Y/n: She is a whole different type of masochist, in more ways than one.

Kill Quest: Kill the Snow Sprites

Kazuma: Going after my thrid one! Get back here you! Damn thing won't stay still.

Y/n: *slices one in half* Okay, that makes 13 killed. Rom, Ram, Compa, how are you three doing?

Rom: I got 2.

Ram: I got 5!

Compa: I was able to get 6.

Aqua: Aha! That makes four! Kazuma, look look! I caught a bunch!

Y/n and Kazuma: I might bust open one her jars later and kill them too.

Kazuma: Gotcha! *kills a snow sprite*

Megumin: Kazuma! Y/n!

Y/n and Kazuma: What?

Megumin: If I use my explosion spell, I can incinerate all of them.

Y/n: Go nuts!

Kazuma: Yeah, just don't blow us up to!

Megumin: Of course I won't! Topple this world of ice and cold in a delude of deep crimson. EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!

A huge explosion then appears killing a ton of snow sprites. A strong wind pushes us back a bit, while Megumin has collapsed in the snow.

Kazuma: *walks up to Megumin* How ya doing?

Y/n: How many did you get?

Megumin: I got 8 of them. That gives me a total of 9 snow sprites killed. I even went up a level.

Kazuma: Wow, way to go!

Y/n: Oh, don't worry Megumin, I'll carry you back.

Darkness: He's here!

Y/n: Huh? Who's here?

Yui: The thing that makes all adventurers scared when it comes to killing snow sprites.

Rom: N-No.

Compa: This is bad.

Ram: We can't beat him, we'll never beat him!

Y/n: What is going on?

Darkness: H-How thrilling!

Kazuma: What is that?!?!

Aqua: Kazuma! Y/n! There's a reason why adventurers go on quests in the winter, and it's not because of the cold.

Y/n: Can you fill us in on why?

Aqua: Of course. Kazuma used to live in Japan, so I'm pretty sure you've heard his name in the weather forecasts this time of the year. Y/n, since you've lived most of you live in America and only got to Japan during the spring, it's understandable how you don't know his name. He is the lord of the snow sprites, and the very image of a brutal winter...

Y/n: What does that mean?!?!

Kazuma: *gulp*

Aqua: That's right Kazuma! The winter shogun is here!

Y/n: The Winter What-Now?

We all turn around and see a giant samurai in winter-like clothes.

Y/n: Why did I just get warnings from others! Why didn't they just tell me that this thing would be here?!?!?!

Darkness and Rom: T-The winter shogun!

Darkness: He's a monster that the kingdom had put a huge bounty on. He is that fearsome!

Y/n: Well, time to face life. We're S-H-I-T out of luck!

Darkness: This is perfect. A virgin knight knelled under the hands of a might shogun! No matter how I resist, he will force me into position with his brute strength.

Kazuma: IDIOTS!! THIS WHOLE ROTTEN WORLD IS FULL OF IDIOTS!!!! THE PEOPLE, THE FOOD, THE MONSTERS, IT'S TOTALLY WHACK AND I'M SICK OF IT ALL!!

The Winter Shogun then drew his sword and broke Darkness's sword in half.

Darkness: H-He broke my blade!

Kazuma: *panicking noises*

Aqua: Spirits like the Winter Shogun tap into the subconscious of the people they meet, that's how they choose their form! You know, you're not the only Japanese person I reincarnated here Kazuma. I've reincarnated lots, so I bet he got this form from one of them.

Kazuma: You mean, all it took to bring this thing to life is some jack-ass from my country walking around here with an overactive imagination.

Y/n: Well, this settles it. Japan makes good manga and anime, but they can make some really scary stuff if possible.

Y/n: Damn you Japan! I will what you have done today! Hold on... Rom and Ram have lived here there whole life, they might know how to not die!

Y/n: Rom, Ram! How do we not die to this?

Rom and Ram: *gets in a bowing postion* Apologize!

Y/n: How the hell is that going to work?!?!?!?!

Aqua: I'll tell you why! The winter shogun is generous. All we have to do is apologize and I'm sure he'll forgive us!

Aqua starts releasing the snow sprites she's captured, and the winter shogun looks at her with what I believe to be a look of mercy.

Y/n: If that's how we not die, then let's do it!!!

Y/n: *quickly gets into a bowing position* Sorry! Really really sorry!

Aqua: We're sorry!

Aqua: C'mon, follow Y/n, Rom, Ram, and Compa. Start bowing! Throw your weapons away and start bowing! Hurry up Kazuma! Bow down and say you're sorry!

Kazuma: Darkness, what are you doing!?!?! Get down and apologize!

Darkness: Even if no one sees me, a knight such as I will not bow down to a monster!

Y/n: JUST BOW ALREADY!!!!! I've never done this for a long amount of time, and I am very uncomfortable!

Kazuma then grabs Darkness's head and puts it into the ground.

Kazuma: Yeah, this ain't the time to whip out your pride and start waving it around!

Darkness: Get your hands off me! How dare you force my head onto the cold ground, the cold hard ground! *moans* You're grip is so strong! *moaning again* And the snow is so cold!

Rom: Mister Kazuma, drop your weapon!

Compa: The Winter Shogun will think you're a threat to the snow sprites if you're holding your weapon!

Kazuma: Oh?

Suddenly, the winter shogun decapitates Kazuma, angering me. I quickly stand up and draw my blade.

Y/n: *Voice full of rage* YOU BASTARD!!!! I WILL END YOU HERE AND NOW!!! TORNADO SWORD!!!!!

I hit the Winter Shogun with a brute force attack, which then knocks him down. I then rush in to finish the damn thing off.

Yui: Y/n, don't go!

Y/n: Huh?

Before I could even process everything, the winter shogun stabbed me right through the heart.

Y/n: Damn, not how I thought I would've died. Heh, Looks like I was able to land a few hits onto you.

Y/n: I guess I'll never be able to learn Explosion Magic from you Megumin.

He then slices upwards, slicing my body into two different pieces.

No one's POV

Kazuma: Oh right. The Winter Shogun killed me. Wait, how'd you die Y/n?

Y/n: Winter Shogun, but I was trying to avenge you. I was able to get a few hits onto him though.

Kazuma: Wow, you might be able to beat that thing next time.

Y/n: Nope. I'm never going to fight it again.

???: Kazuma Satou. Y/n L/n. Welcome to the after-life.

Y/n: Hold on, I know who that voice is. Eris, is that you?

Eris: Yes, I am Eris. I was not expecting to meet you again so soon Y/n, but I am sorry to say that your life is now over. I will guide both of you onto your new paths.

Kazuma: Hold it. Y/n, you know this chick?

Y/n: *nods head* I met her when I died back in Japan.

Kazuma: Wait. You're the goddess everyone in this world talked about.

Eris: Yes. They are my followers. Kazuma, you came all the way from Japan, while you Y/n came all the way from America to this world, only for this to happen to the both of you. I'm sorry for how much you have suffered Kazuma, and I am glad you were able to get as far as you did Y/n.

Kazuma: What the, is she serious? She like, actually seems sad that me and Y/n died, not like that other dumb-ass that just laughed at me when I died.

Eris: Oh brave heroes from another world...

Kazuma: Oh, yes?

Y/n: Yeah?

Eris: By the grace of my power, I shall have you both reborn into a peaceful life in Japan. You will both reborn as twin brothers in a wealthy family and have a happy life.

Kazuma: Y-You got the power to do that.

Eris: If that I what you wish

Kazuma: Sweet!!! *stands up* I-If it's okay, can you hook me up with max amounts of charm, wisdom and strength? And can you make it possible for me to grow up with a super hot girl as my best friend?

Eris: I, um. I could try.

Kazuma: That would be so awesome! You do not know how stocked I am to hear that. Man, it feels like I dodged a big old bullet there. So is this like, a reward I get for trying my hardest? Because right now life has sucked and I deserve a reward.

Eris: It is. Actually, from time to time, I would look in on your journey. I could see how difficult you days were.

Y/n: I-I see... *starts to tear up*

Kazuma: Dude, why the hell are you even crying for? We have a goddess that is both cocky and useless. We had Megumin and Darkness, but Megumin would go limp after casting a spell, and a pervy masochistic crusader who couldn't hit anything. I mostly did construction work and cabbage questing. We got so much into debt I felt like selling a kidney. I slept in stables and nearly froze to death, unlike you Y/n!

Y/n: True, but I made so many new friends that I would never had been able to do back on earth, and I even promised Megumin that I would learn explosion magic, but now I can't. What's worse, I don't know what's going to become of Yui, Rom, Ram, and Compa. They were also party members, and I feel like their going to miss me.

Kazuma: True, but that world's game balance was beyond jacked up if you ask me *single tear is shed*

Y/n: So, you understand kinda the reason why I'm upset.

Kazuma: A little bit, yeah.

Eris: After you two are reborn, may you have such kind encounters again.

Y/n: Goodbye, my wonderful life and OP abilities. I'm going to miss you. I guess, in the end, the rage I had when Kazuma died consumed me, and this is my punishment for doing what I did. Yui. Rom. Ram. Compa. Megumin. Darkness. Aqua. May we all meet again, in a better life. I guess this is the end of this crazy fan-fic.

Eris' hand then glows, it then fills the room, when suddenly...

Aqua: Come on Kazuma, get back here! I'll bring Y/n back once you here, so hurry up!

Kazuma: Huh?

Y/n: Nepu?

Aqua: You two both have some nerve, getting killed like that! No way are you two dying yet!

Kazuma: Y-You're kidding?!?!?

Eris: T-That sounds like Lady Aqua! Is that really her?!?!

Aqua: I know you can hear me in there Kazuma! I already cast a resurrection spell on you, so hurry up and return to this side already! Tell Y/n that he'll be right after you!

Y/n: Thank you Aqua! I can now keep my promise with Megumin!

Kazuma: No way! I can go back!

Eris: I-I'm sorry, one moment! According to the laws of heaven, since you were not born in that world, if you die, you cannot go back!

Y/n: Seriously?

Kazuma: Hey Aqua! She says we can't come back because the laws of heaven prevent us to!

Aqua: Huh? That's got to be the most stupidest thing I've ever heard! Whatever goddess told you that is an idiot!

Y/n: I'm thinking about beating her ass if we do go back.

Aqua: You let that dummy know that I'm an elite goddess in charge of Japan! I won't take any lip from her!

Y/n: Scratch that. I AM going to beat her ass later.

Kazuma: She heard you. Oh, and by the way, she said that her name is Eris.

Aqua: Eris?!?! You mane the Eris that thinks she's so special because she has a currency named after her and a couple followers, that over-rated twerp?!?!? Hey Y/n, Kazuma! If she keeps giving you trouble, tell her I'll let everyone know she pads her bra!

Eris: Okay, okay! You win!

Kazuma: That true?!?!

Eris: I'll make an exception this time! I'll open the gate for Kazuma right away!

Y/n: They're pads?!?!?!

Eris: Honestly, Lady Aqua is more unreasonable then she ever was.

Kazuma and Y/n: Those are pads?!?!?!?!

Eris: Konosuba!

Kazuma: Hey, I'm cool with pads.

Y/n: Seriously?

Eris: That will take you to the living world, even though this is not how it's usually done. May I ask you for a favor Kazuma?

Kazuma: Huh? O-O-Oh yeah!

Eris: If you don't mind, please keep this a secret. Oh, also, please tell Lady Aqua it may take a bit longer for Y/n.

With that, Kazuma returns to the world of the living, making Y/n and Eris the only ones left.

Y/n: Hey Eris, why did you mention it would take longer for mine than Kazuma's?

Eris: The one who watches over the world you now live in would like to have a word with you. Well, she actually is Aqua's senpai. She doesn't want you to die because she has decided that you might have a better chance then anyone sent over to that world to defeat the Devil King, thus why she were going to send you back, no matter what happened.

Y/n: But why now instead of during when I was heading over to my new world?

Eris: You see-

Meanwhile, back with the others

Darkness: Y/n!! What's going on Aqua?!?!?!?

Megumin: Why isn't it working?!?!?!?

Ram: You said you could bring him back, but nothing's happening!?!?!?!

Aqua: I'm doing everything I can!!!! Why isn't it working?!?! I can't even hear him!!!!

Kazuma: Oh my god, I almost forgot. Hey Aqua, Eris wanted me to tell you that it would take a bit longer for Y/n to come back.

Yui: That is something important Kazuma. Did she say why?

Kazuma: Nope. Right after she mentioned it, she sent me right back over here.

Compa: N/n!!!!!

Back in the heavenly realm

Y/n: I see, so she was watching me, and since I did some major achievements then, she wants to talk to me about them?

Eris: Correct. I will now transfer you over to her now.

Y/n: Oh before I go, can I do something real quick?

Eris: Sure. What is-

Y/n then runs up and hugs Eris. Although she's surprised, you did it for a different reason.

Y/n: Yup, they're pads alright.

Y/n: *steps back* Sorry if I caused any sort of trouble with that, but it was my way of saying thank you. If I never died, I would've never been able to have the life I have now.

Eris: I-I see. I will now transport you over to her now.

Y/n's POV

I then get transported and see a bright room. It just looks like an average room when suddenly I hear a voice.

???: Well, now that you're here I can have a good talk with you. Starting with...

???: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THAT LITTLE STUNT!! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED AGAIN YOU FOOL!!

???: *sighs* Ignore that last part. I can only assume that you don't know much to the meaning of life if you were just going to rush into battle like that.

I turn around and see Segami from SuperDimenison Neptune vs. SEGA Hard Girls sitting in a swirling chair.

(A/n: Segami's English VA also voices Morgana from Persona 5 and Sothis from Fire Emblem Three Houses.)

Y/n: No way... The goddess who watches over my new world is...

Segami: Yes, I am the one from the Game SuperDimenison Neptune vs. SEGA Hard Girls, Segami.

Y/n: Wait, how did she know what I was going to say? Wait, don't tell me that she can...

Segami: Yes, I can read your mind. So don't thinking anything perverted while we're in here alright?

Y/n: Got it.

Segami: Now, where was I?

Y/n: I don't know, but I think it was something about the Devil King.

Segami: Yes, that's right. I have seen you take down Verdia and Copypaste, and I must say that I am impressed by your feats. You even managed to land a few blows on the Winter Shogun, a feat not many can do. But, then main thing I want to talk about is your powers. You do know the main rule when it comes to power right?

Y/n: Yeah, with great power comes great responsibility. What about it?

Segami: Even though, you have taken down Verdia and Copypaste, I'm still a bit hesitant on granting you the full extent of your powers. I've been debating over what to do, and I've reached my decision. I'm going to set a limit on your power.

Y/n: W-What? I've barely been-

Segami: Let me finish. Like I said, I'm going to limit your powers, but I'm also going to give you the three of the CPU forms that you have requested.

Y/n: Oh. So, how is this limit going to work?

Segami: I'm giving you 9 hours for all of your transformations, meaning if you change to one of these forms, the timer will start counting down. Once the timer hits zero, it doesn't matter which form you're in, you will go back to your normal form, and you will not be able to transform for the rest of the day. Think wisely when using your power. Oh, the timer can recarge, but it will be about 9 minutes to regain 3 minutes on the timer. If fully used, you will need to wait one day for your power to re-charge. If you can prove to me that even with these powers and limits, you do not join the devil king or start turning evil, I will start extending your timer and grant you more forms. Any questions?

Y/n: Um, yeah. I will I know how much time I have left after I de-activate a transformation?

Segami: Simple. I'm going to give you a bracelet that tells you the amount of time that you have left. It'll show a mark when activated, and will show you in your eye how many hours you have left, and how long it will take to recharge if not all 9 hours have been used. Follow me.

I then walk with Segami, and I see right in front of me a red bracelet with lines being the design. I also see a pink orb in the middle of the bracelet, which I can guess might be what tells me how much time I have left.

Segami then grabs it and puts in onto my right hand. She then pushes the pink orb, which then lights the bracelet and then fits onto my hand like it was meant for me.

Segami: There we go. Oh, if you have used your HDD forms, it will notify you when you have all your hours fully recharged. Now any other questions?

Y/n: Nope.

Segami: Oh, before you go, I want to give you something.

Segami then hands me two share crystals, each one containing Rom and Ram's name on it.

Y/n: Why are you giving me these?

Segami: Rom and Ram look up to you very much, and I feel like they could use a little help from the gods. This should give them the HDD forms of the Rom and Ram in the Neptunia games.

Y/n: Okay... I now have a question. How do you know so much about the Neptunia games?

Segami: I may or may not have given the creators the idea for the entire franchise.

Y/n: Wow. Didn't think you'd go down to Earth and tell them that.

Segami: Oh I didn't. One of the main rules of the gods is to not interfere with human life. The only way I can interact with humans is once they die. Because of that, I made one of the game developers in Idea Factory have a dream with the idea. Now, anymore questions?

Y/n: Nope.

Segami: Well, good luck young hero.

A magic circle then appears underneath me, and I am surrounded by a bright white light. I then wake up to see Everyone just looking at me, most of them being happy that I'm back.

Aqua: Well, looks who's finally back.

Everyone minus Y/n and Aqua: Y/n!

Rom: *starts to tear up* I-I-I was so worried about losing you.

Y/n: Hey now, don't be upset. I'm back now, so you don't have to worry about that.

Kazuma: Yeah, so what took you so long anyways?

Y/n: I'll explain later. Right now, let's get the hell outta here.

Kazuma: Agreed.

Kill Quest: Kill the Snow Sprites

Retired!

Segami: Ko

Y/n: No-

Segami: Su-

Y/n: Ba!

Location: Guild Hall, Dining Area

Me and Kazuma were waiting for the girls and looking at Estelle's Adventurer's card. Her stats were average luck, a little above average intellegience, high defense, high strength, very low magical abilities, and a high amount of stanima.

Y/n: So, what do you think Kazuma? She does seem like someone who could hold their own in a fight.

Kazuma: Yeah, she doesn't seem like the others so far, so I say that you can join our party.

Estelle: Really?!?! I can join?!?!?!

Kazuma: Yeah, welcome to the team.

Kazuma and Estelle then shake hands, and now we're waiting for the others. I quickly look through my adventurer's card and see that I can unlock new skills. I quickly tap on all of the new HDD forms I can unlock and all of their skills and put them on my card.

Y/n: *whispering to Kazuma* Hey Kazuma.

Kazuma: *whispers back* That's my name.

Y/n: *whispers* I hugged Eris. They really were pads.

Kazuma: *whispers* You hugged a goddess?!?!?! Is that even legal?

Y/n: *whispers* Didn't get in trouble for it, so I think it's legal.

Aqua: We're back!

Y/n: Oh, nice timing you guys!

Kazuma: Everyone, meet our new party member Estelle!

Estelle: Hello! I look forward to working with you all!

Megumin: Well, let's sit down and eat.

Y/n: Oh, Aqua I nearly forgot, but there's something I want to tell you.

Aqua: Does he want to thank me for performing such a miracle on him or say that I'm an amazing goddess? Whatever it is, it should be good.

Aqua: Sure what is it?

Y/n: PEA PUNCH!!!

https://youtu.be/5DFqtd1-R_Y

(A/n: You are Peashy, Aqua is Neptune, and a shocked Kazuma is Plutia)

Kazuma: Aqua?!?!?

Megumin: W-What did you do that for Y/n?!?!?

Y/n: She was not only insulting Eris, but she almost made her cry. It's a crime that could not be forgiven.

After Aqua recovers we sit down and Aqua reveals a jar with a Snow Sprite inside of it.

Aqua: Ta-da!

Megumin: You kept one.

Y/n: I thought you released them all.

Aqua: Well, when I was bowing, I was hiding this little guy. When I opened the jar, I only pretended to let them all out.

Estelle: You must have been so convincing not even the winter shogun knew.

Aqua: Yep! I'm shocked that I was able to convince him I let them all go.

Kazuma: Way to fake him out Aqua!

I quickly transform into Black Heart.

Y/n(Black Heart): Alright Aqua, hand over the Snow Sprite. I'll kill it, and then we'll get a bigger reward.

Aqua: Oh no you won't! I'm taking him home and turning him into a refrigerator!

Y/n(Black Heart): Are you serious?!?!? Killing just one of those things get us around 100,000 that we can put towards our debt money!

Aqua: No! You can't kill him I won't let you! I already gave him a name and everything! I won't let you kill him! I won't, I won't!

Y/n(Black Heart): It's only a snow sprite. Just stop resisting and let me kill it already!

Compa: N/n, I think you should let her keep it.

Y/n(Black Heart): Fine. I'll let you keep it Aqua. But you better take good care of it.

I deactivate my transformation and then sit down at the table.

Aqua: Don't you worry Y/n! I'm going to take good care of him, then when summer comes, I'll have him make lots of ice for us! Then we'll open a snow cone shop together! And when the nights get hot, I'll put you next to my pillow. What do these things eat anyways.

Megumin: I don't know, do those things even need to eat.

Darkness: I like how soft and fluffy they look. I'd imagine if you put some sugar on it, it would be quite tasty.

Aqua: Don't even think about eating him!

Megumin: On that note, I am starting to get hungry.

Aqua: Let's order something, then! I wonder what's on the special menu today.

While Aqua was ordering food, I felt Rom pull on my pants.

Rom: U-Um Y/n. What actually happened while you were up there?

Ram: Yeah, like what took you so long to get down here?

Y/n: A lot of things. But here's something that the people in heaven wanted me to give you two.

I then hand them the share crystal that has their names on it, and they look very confused about what's going on.

Rom: U-Um, what are these?

Ram: Yeah, I've never seen anything like this before.

Y/n: Those are share crystals, it's how I got my many forms. They asked me to give you both them, so you could both get stronger. I'll train you guys how to use this power when you both are ready.

Ram: Alright! Thank you Y/n!

Aqua: Don't just sit there you four, eat!

We look and see that the whole table is filled with food.

Y/n: WHOA!! How much food did you guys order?!?!?!?!

Megumin: If you need to be as great of a magician as I am, you need big meals so you can function on the highest level.

Aqua: I brought both of you back to life, so try to enjoy it a little, it's okay to treat ourselves! Oh, by the way, we used our reward to pay for this.

Kazuma: That money was supposed to get us through the winter!

Darkness: Relax. If we run out of money, we can always go on another quest. One with a good monster.

Estelle: Yeah, and you'll have me on your side, so don't worry about it!

Y/n: Oh, you guys wanted to know what happened back when I was up in heaven right?

Aqua: *stops eating* Yeah, what did take you so long?

Y/n: I had a chat with your senpai.

Upon me hearing that she starts to freak out and quickly runs over to me and grabs me on the shoulders.

Aqua: You didn't anger her did you?!?!? Please tell me you didn't anger her?!?!?!

Y/n: I think my death did anger her a bit, but she calmed down after a bit. She also said something about me not knowing the meaning of my own life

Aqua: Well she is the goddess of time, so that's probably a high reason for why she said that. So, um, what did she tell you?

Y/n: She buffed me while also nerfing me at the exact same time. I now have a time limit for how long I can use my transformations, so I'm going to make 'em count!

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Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World: Nepstation!

Kazuma: Hey, I'm Kazuma, and today I'm running Nepstation with Estelle!

Estelle: Hello everyone, we're here to give you some special advice when it comes to winter and you're an adventurer.

Kazuma: Long story short, don't. High chance of death.

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