[NAME] [LAST NAME]

MARCH 24, X784

DEAR TEAM TENROU,

It has been three whole months since your eventful disappearance. Everyone is convinced you guys are dead. Where did you guys go?

Everything is pretty much your fault, now that I look back at it. Master Macao said I should put my feelings in letters because it was a healthy outlet or something.

You guys are terrible, terrible people for that. For, you know, leaving for the S-Class trials without telling me and then disappearing off the face of the frickin' earth. Yeah, what's with that? That's a pretty douchey move, you guys.

But since I'm so nice, I'm willing to forgive you if you hurry up home already. Don't keep me waiting longer than I have to, because things are changing.

But you guys don't really know, since you're all... "dead." That's what everyone else says, anyway.

Keep this a secret between you and me... but I don't think you're really dead. You can't be, right? You guys are the strongest people I know, so something like this can't keep you down!

As I said, things are changing. Take Bisca and Alzack, for one. Finally engaged! They're planning to get married later this year. We talked about it, and they decided that it was too late to wait for you guys anymore... and that they're going to go through with it, whether you'll be there or not.

You guys can't just miss out on a wedding! You have to be there, you just have to!

But don't worry. I'll write to you all about it even if you're not, and I'll be sure not to leave out any details.

Oh, you probably don't know this, but Macao became the new Guild Master. Because there was no one else to fulfill the position.

I'm looking at you, Master Makarov.

The man has been thinking of growing a freaking mustache on his face, even though I've been telling him how terrible it's looking. It's not even just me! Bisca and Laki say they hate it too. I think Wakaba and Max deserve a punch for encouraging him.

I've been training my Illusion Magic real hard too. Romeo isn't the best training partner, but he tries his best. My illusions can fill up a whole room now, maybe even one as big as the guild hall. I'm practically the master at hide and seek.

See, I'm getting stronger. So don't you dare call me weak again, Natsu. When you guys return, you'll see just how strong I've gotten. You won't even know what hit you!

That being said, you guys have to come back, because I have too many things to tell you. Come back soon, okay? I'll forgive you then, how does that sound?

— [NAME] [LAST NAME], who is not very patient.