Set fire to your hair
Pock a stick at a grizzly bear
It medicine with out of date
Use the private bath as piranha bate

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die  
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unfrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die  
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scrap a drag use as brand new ride  
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use the clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die  
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of super glue

"I wander what this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die  
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dress like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a ness of wraps for no good reason
Stand at the edge down the strain station platform
Drive around the gloom get passes the level crossing
Run across the track between platforms

It may not rhyme but it quite possibly ~

Dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to die!
So many dumb 
So many dumb ways to die!