Sadness, emotional, my stomach writing this omg you guys hope you like also kind of modernish Au. Also this is hella long soooo grab your cuddle animal (warning, gruesome oka?)
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Sick of all of the late night leaving, all of the secrecy between the work and your lover.

Nothing but small kisses to help fill in emptiness that he'd create by leaving in the middle of dinner because of so called important matters at work.

It made you feel worthless, like you were nothing but a decoration for your largely publicized significant other.

It wouldn't have surprised you any if he'd been cheating all this time, sneaking out in the middle of the night, leaving you worried as soon as you woke up with nothing but the remembrance of his warmth the night before.

Not even a note left in his place.

Tonight you'd find out though, you told him earlier that you'd be going out with your friend for the rest of the day, spending the night with Bonney.

He merely nodded, engulfed in the paper he was currently scanning with cold eyes.

You frown as you open the door to the manor, closing it behind you.

You wait only a moment before quickly making your way to where Bonney told you to meet up with her.

You smiled at the pink headed woman gnawing on a chicken leg.

"What took you so long?"

"He kept avoiding me, I just decided to tell him and then leave."

She nodded and motioned for you to come around the corner as the front door opened.

You heard the tapping of his shoes on the pavement, pulling out your small mirror to watch him.

You saw a small smirk come across his face as his eyes scanned the area, his hand running through his raven hair.

You bit your lip as tears pricked your e/c eyes.

"Y/n...calm down okay? Its nothing bad..."

You nod and flick your mirror closed, shakily walking with Bonney down the sidewalk.

"What..what if he is cheating on me? Am I not good enough anymore!?"

You chewed on your bottom lip, running a nervous hand through your h/c locks.

Bonney rolled her eyes.

"Girl calm down! You're alright! You look fine as hell everyday I don't know why he'd think about anybody else!"

You blush at her words, nodding as you fought back tears.

"Thank you Bonney..but I can't help it...he's surrounded by many other women in the business he's working..and they always look better than me.."

She grabbed your shoulders roughly.

"Listen up here Y/n M/n L/n! I will tell you that if that reptilian scum ass jack off is cheating on you with one of these little skimpy skanks in the business, I will make sure that another missing hand won't be the least of his worries!"

You chuckle at her words, nodding as you both continue walking down the way.

You heard the passing of a car, spotting a quick glimpse of black.

It was his car.

Where the hell he was going you weren't interested in..you didn't want to know...your heart couldn't take it.

You knew that you'd probably break down a crying mess in the middle of the street.

You knew you couldn't handle it after all that you've been through in relationships.

This kind of shit tears you up, your body is exhausted from all of the tears you've shed.

Boney glanced over at you, wrapping her arm around your shoulder.

"Babe calm down alright? He probably just has to go breathe."

You nod.

"Alright...thanks Bonney again for letting me stay over for the night.."

She nods and winks, leading you up to her house.

"No problem there honey bunny, time to spy!"

She chuckles furrowing her brows as she jiggles the key in the lock before opening the door.

You throw the bag around your shoulder on the couch and push a pizza box from the coffee table to prop your feet up and lean back.

"You put the camera in the car?"
"Check."
"Rooms?"
"Check."
"Office?"
"Check "
"All set to go then, all we do is wait."

She taps a few keys, pulling up all the camera angles, his face prominent on the dash cam.

You chew on your lip as the tip of his hook rests on his lip, his arm perched on the window as his right hand turned the wheel.

You watched his eyes dart around quickly before picking something up.

The car stopped smoothly, the passenger door opening.
Bonney sat beside you, sitting closely.

The figure sat down, wiping strands of hair from her face.

"Yo, who the hell is that?"
"I don't know.."

The woman was fairly complected, smooth light skin and honey eyes. Golden hair falling past her shoulders.

Your eyes watering.

"Turn the mic on.."

Bonney glanced at you, clicking the audio on.

"So, where are we going Crocodile?"

Her voice was smooth, although high pitched.

He glances at her, his mouth twitching upwards into a smirk.

"Anywhere you'd like, darling."
A pang of hurt streamed into your heart as the young lady giggled, placing a hand on his shoulder.

"Always the gentleman."
"I try to be."

By this time, his lips had fallen back into their normal frowning position.

Bonney held tightly onto your hand, giving it a firm squeeze.

He hummed to himself, eyes flickering about.

"You finally get rid of that little girlfriend of yours Crocobaby?"

You chewed on your lip, his face contorting into a very annoyed expression as he threw on a fake smile.

"Why, of course I did. I wouldn't have came to have got you if I wasn't sure I'd be left alone with you."

You so desperately wanted to burst into a sobbing fit right then and there, however, his voice hiding a tone you've never heard before.

"Y/n, we should really stop this if you don't want to watch it."
"No I want too..I do.."

You looked at her, smiling reassuringly.

She sighed, ruffling your hair as she got up to get another piece of chicken.

"Weirdo.."

You watched as the young woman placed a soft kiss to your lovers cheek, a small hum leaving his lips.

"I've missed you Crocodile, its been quite awhile since I've seen you."

Her voice became rather whiny, his eye twitching slightly as the grip on the steering wheel tightened.

"Yes, quite the length of time no?"

'They've met up before?'

Your eyes leaked a few tears, your throat tightening.

Bonney settled beside you, sitting the bucket on the table beside her.

"Anything interesting?"
"Not really...just conversation.."

You saw his eyes flicker in the direction of the camera, a small smile apparent on his lips as a chuckle rumbles from his chest.

'Shit.'

"Croco, what's so funny?"
"Nothing, don't worry about it."

You held tightly to Bonney, your lip clenched tightly between your teeth.

After awhile, the two of them had arrived at some kind of destination, the doors being closed on either side.

You glanced at Bonney and frowned lightly.

"Where do you think they're at?"
"No idea."

She shrugged, gnawing on a bare chicken bone.

You shake your head, sitting the computer on the table as you lay your head on Bonney's shoulder.

"I don't understand him at all...he has a perfectly wonderful lady who's sitting right beside me. Its sad we have to do this type of shit ya know?"

She swallowed what meat was left on the chicken and looked down at you.

Your face burst into a red hue, burying your face deeper into the couch.

"Bonney please.."
"Its true, if I was a guy I'd fuck the ever living shit out of you and make sure that you felt like you were mine!"

She pointed to the screen.

"And make sure that you never had the idea to even think doing this shit!"

You giggle softly and smile, wiping your damp eyes.

"Wow thanks "
"No problem to say."

You watched as the two individuals got back in the car, bags in hand.

'I've seen that label before..'

You thought for a second before it finally hit you.

They went to go buy lingerie.

"Well Croc, I think this is enough to supply for a month or so before you rip it all."
"I suppose so."

The car moved, signaling he was driving back in the direction of your, or rather his, home.

You played with your hands nervously, listening in on the small conversations the two held.

When the car came to a stop in a dark area, you knew as the garage, the engine was cut.

Rustling was heard and the car doors opened before they were closed softly, and the garage door closed.

You sighed shakily, turning the dash cam off and switching to the den.

They sat the bags down, the woman pulling a outfit from the bag.

"This is my favorite! I'll go try it on for you."

She winked, making her way to a close bathroom.
He nodded at her and leaned on the counter, head resting in his hand before he stood up and slid off the coat from his shoulders.

He fiddled with a few vest buttons, opening it up before dropping it to the floor and smoothing down his dress shirt.

The woman scampered out, putting a hand on her hip.

"What do you think hmm?"
"Gorgeous as always.."

You shake your head slightly.

'Crocodile..you need to stop...this isn't funny anymore..'

The clothing the woman was in let you get full glimpse of her physique; and by the looks of it, it was full of plastic.

You could tell by the way her breasts were a bit perky for their size, her waist the size of a pin needle, and her hips narrow.

"What a catch Croco!"

Bonney cheered slightly, throwing a piece of popcorn at the computer screen.

You giggled and shook your head.

She lead him by the hand to his office, leaning up against it.

"Come on big boy, show me what you can do to me."

He slid the belt he had off of his waist, pressing himself close to her as he restrained her arms.

"Oh we're going fifty shades of gray today? Fine with me."

A deep chuckle was her only reply as another restraint was pulled from his desk drawer, secured around her ankles.

He wiped the papers off his desk, causing a mess on the floor as he shoved her atop the wood exterior.

You heard a yelp, watching as he stands behind his desk.

"We can't forget about a blindfold, now can we darling?"
"Oh of course not!"

You watched as she bit her lip, her eyes blinded by the cloth around her eyes.

His eyes scanned around the room, scaling the walls until it hit the spot where the camera was stuck.

"Are you ready Y/n?"
"Y/n? Who the hell is that!?"

You blushed heavily as he smiled slightly up at the camera before bringing his hook down into the stomach of the tied up woman. His hand covering her shrieks.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
"Im doing what I've been meaning to do for quite awhile now."

Soon, the girl was choking on her own blood, his hook slicing her open as he slid it about.

He threw his shirt over his head as he hit an artery, some blood spraying his torso crimson.

'That's...surprisingly...very..sexy..'

You lick your lips unconsciously, watching him closely.

She lay lifeless now, blood pooling to the floor as he pushed her body off of the desk.

He looked down at his chest, glancing back up at the camera before quickly smudging a heart on the left of his pectoral.

"I love you, Y/n Crocodile."

You cover your mouth and chuckle, smiling.

"I love you too you psychotic reptile.."

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Lol this is awful, I've been meaning to do something like this for awhile so here you go!