Peter walks in to the same cafe on the same table where Aether and Makoto are sitting while they're talking about their journey

Peter: Hey guys, the book the owner gave me helped me a lot

Makoto: Really? How so?

Peter: Meet Morrigan, my new girlfriend

A demon walks in the cafe with a seductive pose

Morrigan: Hello, Mortals. I'm Peter's girlfriend

Makoto: What the fuck!? You banged a demon!?

Yi Sang: It seems my book is working isn't it?"

Aether: What book though?

Yi Sang: "A guide to the city: Relationship for males Vol. 2" It explains how to pick up women and how to prevent them getting their girls NTR'd and dead

Makoto: Maybe I'll get a copy from that book

Yi Sang: Everyone is a friend here, unless if you're Paul or someone else so sure

Makoto: How much

Yi Sang: It's on the house

Yi Sang gives him the book and Makoto left

Time skip

Makoto comes back with a lot of kiss marks on his face

Makoto: It worked

Morrigan: You seem to be having fun, Mortal

Makoto: Yeah...

He sits down to his seat

Makoto: Want one?

Aether: No thanks, I already have mine

Makoto: Who's the lucky girl?

Aether: Her name is Jean Gunnhildr

Makoto: Keep doing you, my goat

Aether: Ahahaha, thanks Makoto

Two of the most hated people enters the cafe

MJ: Hey Peter... we're back... again

Makoto: Back for round two? And great timing, we're celebrating Peter and his new girlfriend Morrigan

Morrigan: Ah, the infamous toxic girlfriend and her boytoy Paul. Peter has moved on just like you told him, and so should you

MJ got roasted

Morrigan: You're also famous for being the most toxic girlfriend in the marvel multiverse

MJ got roasted

MJ: All that "MJ is toxic" ends now. Why do you all keep calling me toxic?

Paul: Yeah, don't deny that Peter is also toxic too. I mean, don't you remember when Bully Maguire kissed Gwen Stacy while dating MJ?

Makoto: Stings, doesn't it?

Paul: Or Peter 616 has already slept with Silk?

Makoto: Okay? So?

Paul was shocked

Aether: Listen Paul, don't even think of roasting us with your empty words. Besides, aren't you tired of getting roasted?

Paul: Nah, Aether, I think you're the one getting toasted

Aether: You remind me of Reckless Pallad, when I see you I think not now

Paul got Roasted

Paul: Aether if I want to kill myself I would... climb on top of your ego and jump there

Aether: Okay?

MJ: Besides, what does that demon have that I don't?

Morrigan: Oh, honey~ Where do I start? First off, I'm not here to be his eye candy, I bring real fun in his life~

MJ got Roasted

Peter: And Morrigan doesn't whine whenever I saved her

Morrigan: And I don't make him choose between saving the world or protecting me, I can keep up with him

MJ got Roasted

Paul: Seriously, you're all just jealous because I got MJ and you all don't

Aether: Boom *Shows Ring*

Yi Sang: I don't really care

Makoto: I came back with a lot of kiss marks, jackass

Paul got Roasted

Oda: Hey, Paul. Did you know MJ has a thing for losers?

Paul: No?

Oda: No? Well, she does now

Aether: Goddamn!

Paul got Roasted

Paul: My point still stands, you're all just jealous because no one can handle the real MJ

MJ: Yeah, I mean. Morrigan? Seriously?

Morrigan: At least I don't need a rebound to feel important

MJ got roasted

Yi Sang: Alright. I will give you some advice for all of you, Peter, never stop pursuing the impossible, because you did with Morrigan. Makoto, if your life is having a harem, I don't mind but you must respect the girls' opinions

Makoto: You got it

Oda: Can I get some advice?

Yi Sang: And Aether, you're the so called GOAT in this cafe, keep doing you and life will be better

Oda was hurt

Yi Sang: MJ, let me tell you this. Judging by your personality, you're so used to having a lot of attention that you forget that Relationships are a sensitive thing to hold. You must treat your partner as you did with yourself, that is love and respect

Morrigan: And Paul. Let us be real, you're just Zeb Wells' self insert that no one cares about. Peter struggles dealing with city to cosmic leveled threats while you struggle moving the IKEA furniture

Aether: Goddamn!!

Paul got roasted

Paul: I... Uhh...

MJ: This isn't over!

Makoto: Oh it is, but let us be real. I'll be burying your boyfriend today, but who knows? It's hollywood baby~

Oof