So this is what I think the origins of our online family would be like.

So Risk and his best friend SSG were hanging out one night. SSG kept trying to get Risk drunk since he'd never seen Risk drunk before.

Risk kept ignoring his pleads and drank his apple coke. When he left to go to the bathroom, SSG spiked the drink with some alcohol he had conveniently had with him.

Afterwards Risk and him got so drunk, that they couldn't remember what happened last night.

Turns out they ended up getting married and buying a star. They figured it'd be too expensive to divorce and just decided to ignore it.

A few years later however Risk and SSG were bored after all their hamsters died.

So they went dog shopping, but ended up adopting Rosa after seeing a really sad poster of how dogs eat people.

It became a joke that everyone would call Risk mom since he acted like a mother.

Cress was next, she pretty much fit right in to their ridiculous family.

So then there was this boy next door name Blitz who hung out with the rest of the gang so often, he became an honorary family member.

So now they're all crazy and bantering together as the online fam!