Shattering Adventures Preview

So if you didn't know after I finish Rise of Will and Lunar Light I plan on writing Shattering Adventures. A story where breaking the fourth wall is the main goal. Now it's my first attempt at trying to make a story where the main focus is comedy, so I decided to try giving the preview of two scenes from Shattering Adventures. (NOTE: SCENES MAY BE REMOVED FROM THE STORY WHEN IT BEGINS MAJOR PRODUCTION.) Criticism is greatly appreciated.






Andy stood with his fists raised against the enemies, a really annoying gang. Unfortunately, they were also really good at punching things and he had his gun confiscated for using it as a method for getting Pokémon in the Safari Zone. Well, that's not entirely true, I never shot any Pokémon because I didn't get past the front gate. Don't paint me in a bad light just because I had a unique idea Author. Unique as in illegal. Anyways stop changing the story Andy, you're supposed to be surrounded right now. There were 15 guys surrounding him in a circle, all looking forward to punching him in the face. Andy was holding the book and a pen in his hands, smirking from his edit to the story.

"OK guys, can you do this like regular fight scenes where two or three of you try to stop me at a time and the others just stand in the background?" Andy requested.

"How did he figure out our plan!" One of the gang members cried out.

"Then we'll do the opposite. Attack all at once!"

"Wait wait wait rewind! How do you go from attacking in small groups to all at once? You even admitted it was the complete opposite! Yet you still came to that conclusion! Did the prediction in your fortune cookie read: 'Thou shall do the complete opposite of something-eth.' Is that it?"

"Um. Would it be bad if I said yes?"

"This man is clearly a witch!" Another screamed.

"And you're all clearly a word that rhymes with witch and starts with a b," Andy remarked.

"You mean a b-"

"Hey, none of that here! This is Wattpad, even though it's supposed to be 13+ there are tons of minors on here! So keep the foul language for the R-rated stuff, I'm not having a mature rating because you guys can't watch you mouths! Author can you, like, censor them and replace it with fudge or something?" Andy requested. And no I won't. Yes, I will. Enough! Andy put away his book and pen!

"Gah forget this!" The burliest man in the group stepped forward and cracked his knuckles. "I fight you now! Crickey I'll take you down easy!"

"I can't seem to place your accent. Russian-Australian?" Andy tilted his head.

"Oi, how dare you insult me you Yankee!"

"Come on!"

"Da! Now you shall see my great strength mon, Cherie!"

"Author, do you even know what that means?" The man stepped forward. "Wow. That TOTALLY answers my question. Thanks." The man swung at Andy, who ducked under his fist and backed away. "Alright since we're doing this I'll show you how to really fight. Sneak attack!" Andy pulled out a knife he had totally kept with him the whole time and threw it at the man, the knife hit the man's big head. Actually, there was no knife. Yes, there was. No the- I could do this all day. Fine but it hit his arm. Alright, I'll compromise.

"Man how did I miss his gigantic head!" Andy complained. "Well at least I hit him, I should be a professional knife thrower. That's a thing right?"

"No, you shouldn't! You're lucky I stopped you from killing that guy!" Lyn shouted, standing behind them with her little brother and Meditite, who's eyes stopped glowing blue.

"Speaking of killing. GET HIM ALREADY!" The knife victim-really, that's what you're going with?- shouted, and the men surged forward.

"Well as the nightmarish boy Jimmy Neutron says, gotta go fast!" Andy wickedly somersaulted over all the guys and then jumped in his flying car and destroyed them with lazers since it's spelled with a Z! Please, God help me. Oh um, Andy didn't do any of that, he simply sent out his Larvitar, which caused a sandstorm. The sandstorm allowed Andy to quickly escape the gang and run off-VERY HEROICALLY- while screaming for his life. Ok, I didn't do that!


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The lights suddenly vanished in the street of Goldenrod city and a piano appeared out of nowhere in front of Andy. He began playing it perfectly and didn't make a single mistake even though he'd never played it in his life.

"This is apparently a musical now! There were no hints before! We're literally at chapter four and we're now singing a song! Even though you don't know how it goes, I'm sure when we get the movie it will show. We'll write a tune and see it soon, or maybe not. I don't know! This apparently a musical now! Even though it doesn't fit the genre! Now we're singing songs for fun! Even though it makes no sense, I mean let's be real. When has anything the Author wrote made sense?" Andy sung perfectly. Oh my god, I look away for five seconds! Actually, forget it, I want to see where this is going.

"Music is something that exists! Lyrics! More lyrics! Yeah! And I bet you're all probably making up a tune. Just take one from some generic jazz song with the piano or any song with the piano really. If I'm being honest, this is just filler! But it's a filler night! Do you think Michael Jackson would be offended by that? I bet he would. I would be too. But I didn't write the song so I don't really care!"

Andy stopped singing for a moment "I wish we could like, perform a hit song from like Frozen, but then Disney would probably have us arrested. Honestly, I don't see why this is non-profit! If it was profit we'd actually be making quality work. And no Author, nobody counts this is quality work! Wait am I still singing? I already did the second verse. Do you want a third? No way am I doing that." Andy stopped playing the piano.

"Andy, what the heck just happened?" Lyn demanded.

"I did a musical number. Thought that was pretty obvious, it'll either be the only one and really out of place or we'll make more of them. Depends." Andy replied.

"Andy you should never sing."

"Oh, and you're SO much better!"

"I've never sung with you in a fifty-mile radius. How would you know!"

"Well according to the book you're never going to sing and this is the only musical number so I guess we'll never find out," Andy reported, holding the book in his hands.

"You and this 'book' thing again. I swear one of these days I'll stop tolerating you."

"Why do you keep me around? I'm not even related to you."

"I've been asking that question ever since I met you."

"Hey, Audience don't start shipping us now. Well, that's assuming people are reading this book. I'm guessing it's one person, maybe two if this gets entered into the PokemonWattys and they HAVE to read it. I'm so sorry person! I feel you, man or woman! Don't want to offend anyone."

"Please stop your crackpot talk and let's get going," Lyn said.

"Whatever mom." Andy rolled his eyes. No, she wasn't actually his mom. Just have to clear that up. Nobody thought she was.



So there's the previews. I hope you enjoyed these and please leave some feedback on your thoughts. Thanks for reading!

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