So I don't feel like doing this since I'm lazy, so instead I'm letting Cozmo do this.

Cozmo: wait, you're giving me free reign over a chapter?

No, I'll be moderating everything you say.

Cozmo: I hate you.

I could always let Rotom do this.

Cozmo: never mind!

1. Yes.
2. I have no idea.
3. I don't have a middle name.
4. Single, ladies!
5. Control. I'm telling him about how much of a dork loser blitz is! (Hey!)
6. We are number one.
7. 47%
8. Bob Ross's mom.
9. Control.
10. AshXIris!
11. I don't know why blitz made this account. Probably cuz he's lonely! (You little!)
12. Gabe the dog. Rest in pieces.
13. 6/6/6. (June sixth 2006.)