All Might: Can I legally adopt 20 children

Comments:

Nezu: No

All Might:....can I illegally adopt 20 children

Aizawa: That's kidnapping

Kaminari: Yeah he's gonna take us all napping

Todoroki: Dad? I've always wanted one

All Might: Children need their beauty sleep

Nezu: The answer's still no

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Sero: So why wasn't Mineta in class today?

Comments:

Monoma: Well wouldn't YOU lIkE tO kNoW

Kendo: Get over it

Kaminari: He got suspended for two days

Kirishima: He probably snuck into the girls locker room

Kendo: Mineta stuck a picture of a cat on Monoma's head with a sticky ball and said he was a pussy
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Mineta: Kirishima don't spill my secret!

Kendo:....

Sero: Wait a minute..

Kirishima: Yooo that's too far

Mineta: I have pictures

Kaminari: Hook me up right now

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Midoriya: I'm going to the store, does anyone want anything?

Comments:

Uraraka: Money

Koda: Bird seed

Sato: Sugar

Tsuyu: Ribbit

Uraraka: I also need fish food

Iida:...Why?

Uraraka: I got a red betta fish a couple days ago

Iida: WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING IN ANY SORT OF ANIMAL WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!

Jiro: Kaminari still has an ostrich, fyi!

Kaminari: Sheesh

Midoriya: Oh wow that's cool! What's its name?

Uraraka: Boom

Sero: Why..?

Uraraka: Cause every time someone taps on the glass it spazzes out and gets angry like Bakugo
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Bakugo: Don't fuck with me or my quirk, pink cheeks!

Uraraka: Ok don't tap on the glass

Midoriya: Does anyone need anything else besides an online fight?

Todoroki: A father

Midoriya:...what

All Might: So can I adopt one child

Nezu: No

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Kaminari: Why do girls wear makeup? Like it's a waste of time

Comments:

Jiro: So we can feel pretty because of all you assholes

Mineta: You guys are already angels with or without

Mina: That's... the nicest thing I've ever read

Hagakure: That's so sweet!

Uraraka: I'm crying in happiness

Kirishima: Aww you ladies are always pretty whatcha talkin' bout?

Sero: Kaminari you should wear makeup so you can at least feel pretty

Kaminari: Hey! Rude!

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Mineta: What are some good pick up lines?

Comments:

Kaminari: If they're doing something with their hands, ask "hey baby what else can you do with your hands?"

Jiro: Strangle you

Kaminari: Never mind

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Shigaraki: So it'll be easier to track where these kids are now...hehehe

Comments:

Uraraka: Not if we block your ass

Bakugo:...For once that's not entirely wrong

Iida: For your information, as class representative I'll be letting the school know exactly what your plans are

Shigaraki: Kurogiri help me out here

Kurogiri: Who? I don't know that person

Toga: I'll help~!

Mina: Ew

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Todoroki: I thought burning trash was illegal but I guess it's a thing now

Comments:

Kirishima: What's the trash that's burning

Todoroki: I think you meant who's

Endeavor:...

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Kirishima: Could you imagine Todoroki's last two brain cells fighting

Comments:

Todoroki: Why

Kirishima: Left cell: Move over you're too cold

Kirishima: Right cell: You're making it too HOT

Kirishima: Left cell: Well I'm sorry I'm too hot for you

Kirishima: Right cell: Bitch I'm fucking cooler than you

Uraraka: Cause you're hot then you're cold

Kaminari: You're yes then you're no

Tsuyu: You're in then you're out

Midoriya: You're up then you're down!

Bakugo: If he was a thing he'd be an icy-hot

Uraraka: Half & half creamer

Bakugo: Damnit I said ICYHOT

Uraraka: Well I said half & half creamer!

Midoriya: Hey guys.... no need to fight...

Bakugo: I'll kill you next

Todoroki: Are the left brain cells really more warm than my right brain cells

Kirishima: Oh man

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Wow I can't wait to post something for Bakugo's birthday tomorrow

I've been blessed with this, so I'll bless y'all too