Kirishima: I'm just gonna state the real facts that floor 4 is the most lit and has been for the whole time

Comments:

Kaminari: I can agree with this statement

Jiro: Dude, you're on floor 3

Kaminari: I'm requesting a dorm switch with Shoji

Bakugo: Fuck no it'll just be more annoying

Kirishima: Yeah Shoji's cool

Shoji: Thanks

Mina: I'm #blessed to be on floor 4

Uraraka: Floor 4's having a party at 5pm

Bakugo: Chubby cheeks I'm tutoring you at 4:30

Uraraka: Oops

Uraraka: I forgot?

Bakugo: What the FUCK

Uraraka: Um

Uraraka: Since you're on floor 4 you have a V.I.P pass to the party

Bakugo: V.I.P passes means showing up early

Uraraka: Yeah...at 4:30?

Bakugo: Fucking fine

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Mineta: Why doesn't 2 have any babes

Comments:

Kaminari: Probably for a good reason...

Kirishima: Imagine if he was gay

Kaminari: Don't even go there we'd all be fucked

Sero:...literally tho

Kirishima: I mean I like guys and chicks

Jiro: We all knew that

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Midoriya: Floor 2 isn't all that bad, it's actually fun!

Comments:

Aoyama: It's because I am the brightest star of the flooooor!

Tokoyami: This is why I have my curtains closed and lights off

Aoyama: Darkness is the devil

Tokoyami: Revelry in the dark

Mineta: I hate this floor

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Aoyama: Baku-goey, mind telling me what starts with KI and ends with SS?

Comments:

Bakugo: KIlling your fucking goddamn aSS

Aoyama: Don't try to rub dirt on my twinkly beauty

Bakugo: Like you accidentally "twinkle" in your damn bed during your beauty rest

Aoyama: RÛDĘ

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Kaminari: Is there a way to make Monoma from Class 1-B to stop going to our dorm windows and insult us?

Comments:

Bakugo: I got a plan

Midoriya: You can't go killing them, we'll get in trouble

Bakugo: I said I had a plan, not a fucking miracle

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Sero: I mean, floor 5 is chill I guess @Tsuyu @Todoroki @Sato @Yaoyorozu

Comments:

Sato: It's cool

Todoroki: Sure

Tsuyu: Ribbit

Yaoyorozu: If you guys need help studying lmk

Sero: At least our floor's the smartest

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Kirishima: Oooo I spotted Bakugo and Uraraka on his dorm balcony~

Comments:

Jiro: Isn't your balcony right next to his?

Uraraka: The view's more prettier on the boys' side

Kirishima: Well it's even prettier when you're on it

Mina: AWWW RELATIONSHIP GOALS

Midoriya: So is this an actual thing?

Bakugo: It's not like I fucking asked her to come in with no damn permission

Kirishima: You seemed pretty content with it

Iida: GIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BOYS' SIDE I'M RIGHT BELOW YOU TWO

Kirishima: Ura-raka and Bak-ugo on the bal-coNY

Sero: K

Kaminari: I

Mina: S

Kirishima: S

Mineta: I

Kaminari: N

Kirishima: G

Mina: I'm standing there, on a balcony in summer air~ Romeo and Juliet vibes omg

Bakugo: HELL NO YOU FUCKS ARE RETARDED

Todoroki: I can literally hear your voices below me-

Mineta: Who wants to switch floors mine doesn't have ANGELS

Uraraka: He made me come to tutoring early and my brain isn't the only thing that's exploded so far
~Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero, Mina, Midoriya, Iida, Monoma, Jiro, Mineta, Tsuyu, Yaoyorozu, Todoroki, & 2,749 others liked this comment

Kirishima: The accuracy of this pun is gold

Bakugo: You're all going to regret knowing me

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Hagakure: We have to find a way to out-lit floor 4

Comments:

Aoyama: Oh, I'm sure it's such a tragedy without me by your side because I am lit

Kaminari: Electricity is light

Aoyama: Not comparing to my beauty & grace! I'm just beautiful-

Sato: Wait, people tell you you're beautiful?

Aoyama: Obviously, on endless occasions

Kaminari:...wtf

Aoyama: I mean, have you seen me?

Jiro: Yeah and it makes me want to stab myself with a knife in the eyes
~Kaminari, Sero, Sato, Hagakure, Bakugo, & 1,368 others liked this comment

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What #'s your favorite floor?

Headcanon ideas:

I love the idea that someday Uraraka's just gonna become bff's with Kirishima and then she's in the group with him, Sero, and Kaminari and if a guy flirts with her she's like "Sorry I have 3 boyfriends already."

-She'll learn to use two handguns that are attached to the sides of her hips so she'll be the ultimate badass with her hand-to-hand combat skills, and if all fails she can just send them to space so they can't breathe (she's literally the best bitch undercover so don't judge by how cute of a cinnamon roll she is)