A/N: So... Does this bring you back memories? Does it feel familiar? For me, it does, and it brings me joy to write this story. My pride and joy. Enough cheesy speeches, time to. WRITE. SOME. LEMONS!!!! (Probably in the future...) 

Chapter 1: Taken Away: Izuku witnesses his final moments before getting transported in a completely different world. 

July 15th, a day that held importance to many people in UA and many heroes in training. Why? Because it's Izuku's 16th birthday, of course! And today is that day, where our broccoli child would walk out of his room, only to be tackled/hugged by a bunch of his girl classmates. The guys just stare at him with envy while they all say "Happy Birthday" in the most monotonous tone. Teachers after teachers would greet him Happy Birthday, but some teachers go a bit extra with their approach. 

All Might would call Izuku his "son" in front of everyone in the class and make Todoroki's love child theory true, which to Izuku's expense, would faint out of shock and embarrassment. Midnight would give Izuku a hug and shove his face up her big and plump personalities, making Izuku blush profusely and stutter to the point that his words are jumbled up to one sentence. His mother visited him in the Principal's Office and brings him into a tight hug while bawling her eyes out, flooding the Principal's Office to the knee up. Aizawa, well, Aizawa is Aizawa. He gave him a free nap slip in class. 

Tonight, Class 1-A  and 1-B decided to go to some fancy restaurant to celebrate his birthday. Every gut in his class, except Izuku, pitched in to pay for everyone's food thanks to the girl's threats to make everyone step on Legos. Now, every normal story will make this night a night to remember for our unintentional playboy. No, this is where everything changes for Izuku. For better or worst. 

(A/N: Mineta pays the majority of it since he's a pervert and everyone hates him. I don't have to tell you where he gets his money from.)

~Izuku's POV, 6:30 PM~

Today is the day I get to spend the night with my friends. The class altogether asked Aizawa-sensei to go to some fancy restaurant. Apparently, Aizawa-sensei agreed to it, even though he says no to those type of things. Earlier today, All Might caught wind of the event taking place tonight and gave me a green suit to wear tonight. 

Izuku: 'So the guys are paying for everyone. Even though Mineta is technically paying for everyone. I'm glad that I'm spending time with everyone in my class and some in 1-B instead of moping at the fact that I was quirkless.' 

I thought about the birthdays I spent during my middle school years alone in my house. I quickly cast those memories away, saying to myself that things are better now. My train thought was interrupted by a knock and the voice of a very enthusiastic pink girl. 

Mina: Izu! Are you ready to go? Everyone is waiting for you outside!

Izuku: Alright, I'll be there in a minute! 

Mina: Ok, then. Don't keep us waiting, Izu-chan~ 

I heard running across the hall, signaling that she went down to the common area. I blinked twice before I sighed. 

Izuku: That girl. She really has a thing for me, doesn't she? 

Now that I think about it. I think every girl in my class has a thing for me. Ochako gets flustered when I smile at her, Momo blushes every time she looks at my face when we're studying together, Tooru stutters every time she talks to me, Jiro would always ask me if I have the time to look at some of her music samples, Tsuyu would always look at my body every time I go to the pool with her and goes out of character, and Mina would try her best to make me feel embarrassed by flirting with me. Heck, he's on a first name basis with all the girls! That includes girls from 1-B!

Kendo would try to drag me out of Momo's study session when she has the chance and tells her that we have to "repair our classroom relations". Whenever I'm around with Reiko, her emotions would go haywire instead of her normal emotionless self. Setsuna would always scare me with her detached parts and would sometimes wiggle her hips in front of me every single time she would walk towards her class at lunch and hero training and would talk about if I had a big snake. 

Yui would also break her Kuudere character when I meet her at the hallway. Pony, if she wasn't bright enough, would literally shine like the sun every time she would talk to me and would speak fluent Japanese. Which would surprise everyone and give Monoma a stroke. Kinoko would always talk about eating my mushroom and talk about them, too. 

What surprises me the most is Ibara. Even though she acts innocent during school. Whenever she hangs out with me, she acts the opposite of that. Mina acts like a little devil, Momo would act like an angel, but Ibara acts like a fallen angel.  She would flirt with me as much as Mina does and would sometimes cling on to me. 

Izuku: I don't get it. What's so good about me? 

I fix my collar and head out of the door. As soon as I walked out, I can hear my classmates talking to each other and Class 1-B, it sounds like they're excited to see me. I hope don't mess this one up.

~Ochako's POV~

Ochako: 'I nervously shuffle my feet, I feel so hot under this dress just thinking about him.'

Also Ochako: 'This is it. This is your chance to confess to Deku. I'm pretty sure Tsuyu will confess to him, too. Now that I think about it, a life with Deku will never be boring. Me and him, on the beach, holding hands, laughing, smiling... His face, inches away from mine, going for a- No, Ochako! We're not even on that level, yet! Stop fantasizing!' 

~Tsuyu's POV~ 

Tsuyu: 'Kero, kero, kero. When is he going to go down? I need a drink.' 

Also Tsuyu: 'Ok, kero. I know Izuku is hot. I know I like him a lot, but does he like you back? This is it, Tsuyu, kero. Your chance to confess your feelings to Izuku, I know Ochako is, too. But I always wanted to confess to him ever since the USJ incident, but my heat cycle doesn't help me at all. I just want that big, hot body all over mine, kero... Stop it, Tsuyu. Your panties are getting wet...' 

~Momo's POV~

Momo: 'Deep breaths. Deep breaths. You're just waiting for him to come down, that's all.'

Also Momo: 'Alright, Momo. Forget your status as a wealthy girl, and forget about how mature your body looks. Today, none of that matters, what only matters is that you win Izuku's heart today. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. Ochako and Tsuyu will surely confess their feelings to Izuku today. But the thought of me and Izuku's kids in the future isn't helping. Come on, Momo! Hold it together!' 

~Tooru's POV~

Tooru: 'I looked at the ground out of nervousness. Just thinking about him in a suit makes me blush! Even though nobody sees me, they can see my dress shake.'

Also Tooru: 'Izuku. You are the only one for me. You're the only one that makes me feel this way. Before I met you, I was ashamed of my body because no one can see my beauty. But you taught me that it doesn't matter! Today is my chance to confess to my Izu! It's now or never!' 

~Kyoka's POV~

 Kyoka: 'Come on, Izuku! Get down here! Stop making us wait for you!'

Also Kyoka: 'Damn it! Keep it together! I know Izuku wouldn't judge me but I don't look good as the others. While they all looked developed, I look like a child compared to them. Izuku wouldn't mind dating a girl like me. Right?' 

~Mina POV~

Mina: 'I wonder how long Izuku would take to get down here. This may be the longest POV switching Wattpad has ever recorded...' 

Also Mina: 'Thank GOD I didn't bust down that door to see Izu in his underwear. I was SO tempted to peek inside his room, but I guess I wouldn't be better than the girls that wanted to, huh? Don't worry, Izu. I will make you feel good, unlike those other girls. Soon, you'll be mine~'

~Setsuna's POV~

Setsuna: I wonder why Izuku is taking so long. 

Also Setsuna: 'I'm gonna squeeze the hell out of his snake tonight.'

~Kendo's POV~

Kendo: Why are all the girls so nervous?

Also Kendo: 'Nuh uh. Izuku is having me tonight. Not Momo. Not Uraraka. Definitely not Setsuna. He's. Mine. Back. Off.' 

~Narrator's POV~

Bakugou: Argh! Why is baka Deku not here yet! We're wasting so much time here!

Kirishima: Don't be like that, Bakubro! It's important for Izubro to take long because he needs to look like the manliest guy out here! 

Kaminari: I think he's trying to look good for the ladies. Like, he has a ton of them on him! That lucky bastard. 

Kaminari hugs his knees to his face and comedically cries. 

Mineta: Damn it, why does the most innocent guy like him get all the girls?! 

Mineta does the same thing and cries with him. 

Sero: That's because he doesn't act like a perverted bastard like you. 

Mina: Agreed! 

Tooru: Seconded!

Mineta: Why are you defending him?! 

Yui: Because they're friends with him. What's wrong with that?

Bakugou: That doesn't concern you, shitty D-lister! 

Tetsu Tetsu: Are you messing with us?! Pineapple hair?

Bakugou: You wanna fucking fight, extra?!

Todoroki: Calm down you two.

Bakugou: You wanna fight me too, Icy Hot?!

Everything started to go downhill until they heard the angelic ding in the elevator. 

Izuku: Sorry, guys! I was looking for my leather shoes and I couldn't find it! I hope it didn't take that long! Oh, would someone hand me my phone? It's in the kitchen counter. 

Everyone's jaw dropped at the moment they saw Izuku. The boys were S H O O K that Izuku looked better than all of them, like God amongst men. Meanwhile, the girls were having different thoughts. 

~The Girl's POV~ 

Ochako's mind crashed like Windows XP.

Tsuyu's nether region got wetter than Shrek's swamp. (Good thing she wore pads for the occasion.) 

Momo got redder than her dress and became the world's healthiest tomato.

Tooru's blush became visible to everyone and was shaking like a vibrator. 

Kyoka's eyes went spiral and her ear jacks were erect. 

Mina slyly smiled at Izuku, while looking completely purple. 

Kendo involuntarily activated her Big Hand's quirk and covered her face. 

Reiko looked at Izuku with saucers for eyes and had butterflies in her stomach. 

Yui was ready to faint on the spot. 

Ibara was praying to God to not get some impure thoughts, but she was getting wetter than a rain forest. 

Pony almost collapsed but quickly got up. 

Kinoko's eyes popped out of her hair, which was covered by her bangs. 

'OH MY GOD, HE'S HOT!!!' 

~Narrator's POV~ 

Overall, they didn't expect Izuku to clean himself up nicely. 

Kirishima was the first person to break the silence when he handed over his phone. 

Kirishima: Dude, you look so MANLY, Izubro! We should get you some more suits to wear! By the way, here's your phone.

Izuku: Thanks, Kiribro! You look manly as well! 

Kirishima: Really?! Hell, yeah! But I'm not manly as you are! You should've looked at the girls, man! They were eyeing you like a meal! 

The girls didn't waste time denying that statement. 

Ochako: N-No we didn't! W-What are y-you talking about?!

Tsuyu: It's not right to assume things, k-kero!

Momo: That's r-rude, K-Kirishima-san!

Kyoka: W-Wha... 

Todoroki: 'Midoriya. are you an angel that came down from Earth? Or is this the perk of being All Might's secret love child?'

Kirishima: Hahaha! See? They really were staring at you! 

Mineta & Kaminari: God damn it, Midoriya! Why do you have to get all the chicks for yourself?!

The perverted duo was about to tackle our cinnamon roll until they heard his phone ringing. Izuku saw it was All Might, and quickly answered, but was confused why he was calling at this kind of time. 

Izuku: All Might? Why are you calling me? 

All Might: Midoriya-shounen! Did you completely forget about your birthday? I was trying to say Happy Birthday! 

Izuku: But you already did that in school! And you also call me son! Like, what was that for?! 

Everyone in the room was chuckling at the conversation Izuku was having with his dad- *ahem* I mean, mentor. 

All Might: Don't blame me! I gave into peer pressure from my colleagues! They want me to call you my son and promised me that they will pay me 10,000 Yen each! 

Izuku: What?! Who told you to do that?! 

All Might: Let's see... Eraserhead, Midnight, Present Mic... All the teachers in Class 1-A. 

Izuku facepalmed. He never felt so disappointed at All Might.  

Izuku: All Might, I told you to say no that type of thing. *sigh* Anyways, why did you call me in the first place? 

All Might: Your ride is here! Tell your class and Class 1-B that it's at the entrance of the school. 

Izuku: Okay, All Might! I'll see you, there! 

All Might: Bye, son!

Izuku didn't waste time pressing the hang up button. 

Kirishima: So? What did he say?!

Izuku: Our ride is here. Everyone, let's move out! To the school entrance! 

Everyone: HAAIII!!!

~At The UA Entrance~ 

When everyone arrived at the gates, they saw three limousines parking right in front of each other. Everyone was shocked when the drivers were there teachers, All Might, Eraserhead and Cementoss dressed in a tuxedo. 

Bakugou: What the hell!!?? What are you fucktards doing here?! 

Aizawa: Bakugou, cursing at your teachers won't help your career as a hero. Let alone, we can expel you from the school for verbal harassment. 

Bakugou: That doesn't mean shit to why you guys are the limo drivers! 

Aizawa: *sigh* (I don't get paid enough for this shit.) Your principal told us that whoever escorts all of you to your restaurant gets paid extra. 

Izuku: Wait, then where is the rest of you, guys? 

(A/N: Izuku knows that the teachers aren't getting paid because of reasons :) ...) 

Midnight: We're right here, Zuzu! 

Izuku looked to see Midnight exiting out of Eraserhead's limo, Ectoplasm and Vlad Kind exiting out of Cementoss' limo and Thirteen and Present Mic exiting out of All Might's limo. 

Sero: Are you guys serious about your salary?!

Present Mic: Yes, Sero. Even though we are teachers, we don't get paid enough. Also, it's for security measures since you guys are heroes in training and Izuku is a prime target as of right now. 

Class 1-A knew what Present Mic is trying to say. After all, Izuku did a one-two punch on the Noumu and blasted it out of existence. That day forward, he was highly regarded as a "target" for villains. So, he gets escorted by a pro each day to act some sort of bodyguard in case something goes wrong. 

Kirishima: Damn, that's tough. 

All Might: ENOUGH CHIT-CHATTING EVERYONE! Let's not forget that we have a birthday to celebrate! 

Everyone cheered for Izuku. Making blush and rub the back of his head. 

All Might: BUT, that doesn't mean you're not getting assigned seats!

Cue the disappointed "Ugghhh" sound. 

All Might: Alright, everyone! We'll call you by your names and we'll assign you to limo A, B, or C! Me, Thirteen and Present Mic is Limo A, Eraserhead and Midnight is Limo B, and Cementoss, Ectoplasm, and Vlad King is Limo C Just to let you know, Principal Nedzu created this list. If anyone has a concern, ask him! Now, let's get started.  

After a few minutes of calling out names and assigning everyone to their respected limo. They were all done sorting everyone out. Except there was one thing suspicious out of all of that. Izuku is the only guy in Limo B. All the guys were either in Limo A or C. Some of the guys were confused to why Izuku is the only guy in Limo B and all the girls are in it. Some do, and they're jealous of Izuku's topnotch luck. 

Mineta: Why is Izuku with every girl in Class 1-A & B?! 

Kaminari: Yeah! Why is he with every girl while we don't have any!

Sero: I agree, even though I'm not a pervert. This is way out of proportion! 

Tetsu Tetsu: There's nothing manly about this at all. Nothing. 

Kirishima: I agree with Tetsu here. Where's the diversity?

All Might: Sorry, boys! But you have to ask Principal Nedzu about that! Now, get over to your limos! 

All the boys groan out of frustration and filed into their respected groups. The girls, however, took Izuku and drag him into their limo. When everyone was ready, they all took off to their designated restaurant. 

~In Limo B~ 

Izuku's palms are sweating, his knees weak, arms are heavy. He was about to vomit on his suit already. He wants spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks REALLY nervous. 

The girls are all staring at him, with sultry eyes laying on him like an anvil. The fact that all the female members of the Pussycats and Mt. Lady are at the back also looking at him like that doesn't help him either. 

Every time he would open his mouth, the words won't come out. Times running out. He really needed to pee. 

The uncomfortable silence (for Izuku only) continued for a while until Midnight spoke up, who is currently sitting next to him much to Ochako's chagrin. 

Midnight: So, Zuzu. How's your day? 

All the girls instantly formed a vein on their foreheads. They can't believe that the bimbo had the emotional capacity to feel concern for someone, in this case, their man. Eraserhead silently scoffed and resumed his focus on the road. 

Izuku: I-I-I'm fine. It's just that I feel really, really, weird right now. 

All the girls raised there eyebrows at that and smirked. They knew damn well where this is going. 

Midnight: Oh? Why do you feel really weird? 

Izuku: It's... uh, directly below my pants, and I feel like I'm having butterflies in my stomach right now. 

At this point, the girls didn't try to hide their blushes. Instead, they were looking at him seductively. Some licking their lips. 

Izuku: 'I. WANT. TO. PEE! DAMN IT! WHY ARE THEY ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!'

Mt. Lady walked up to Izuku and went on her knees. 

Mt. Lady: I can fix that for you, Izuku~ 

Izuku: Wait, how are you going to solve my problem? 

Every girl was glaring at Mt. Lady, who's trying to take the initiative to suck Izuku dry. Feeling left out, Mandalay, Pixie-Bob, and Ragdoll walked up to Izuku and went on their knees next to Mt. Lady. 

Pixie-Bob: Just unbutton your pants and we'll solve it for you~ 

Izuku, at this point, realized what's going on and tried to reason out of his own situation. 

Izuku: 'Woah Woah Woah! They're taking this the wrong way! I'm just a Cinnamon Roll! Not a Sinnamon Roll!' 

Izuku: W-Wait! There's another way to solve this problem! Just don't unbutton my pants! 

Ragdoll: Are you complaining? I heard that you don't complain about anything from your teachers, Izu-chan. Are you telling me that it's not true?

Izuku: 'You can't use that! What the hell?!' 

Izuku: I-I'm not complai- 

Mandalay: Listen to her, Izuku.

Mandalay said with a stern voice. Making Izuku look at her with a confused expression. 

Mandalay: We are your top priority, Izuku. Believe it or not, we're here to protect you from any harm. Declining help from us is the worst thing that could happen to you, Izuku. Unbutton your pants. Now.

Izuku, who is completely helpless, looks at Mandalay nervously. He has no choice but to release his dong to a group of middle-aged adults just to get out of trouble. He prays not to leak during the session. 

He slowly puts his hand over the button of his pants. When he looked up, he saw Mt. Lady drooling a bit as well as the cat trio. He gulped audibly and resumed his actions. He slowly unzips and unbuttons his pants. Midnight licks her lips as she sees the outline of his boxers. 

He is moments away from losing his virginity to a bunch of pro heroes and friends. 

But, the universe decided to heed his plea of danger, and help him in his time of need. 

The limo came into a sudden jerk, making the four ladies fall off balance. Aizawa looks at everyone through the small window. 

Aizawa: We're here. Exit the limo slowly. As for you four, get up from the floor. You aren't drunk yet. As for you, problem child... 

He saw Izuku with his pants unbuttoned and unzipped. He looked at the four women on the floor trying to get away from their own mess and looked back at Izuku, who was looking at him. 

Aizawa: *sigh* Please act decently around the girls. It's not a good time for you to have children. Now, get out of the limo, birthday boy. 

Izuku blushed at Aizawa's blunt discipline and fixed himself before exiting the limo at full speed. Everyone was out of the limo except for Midnight and the four female pro heroes. Midnight frowned at Aizawa, who was looking at her with a pair of dead looking eyes. 

Aizawa: You. I should've known that you're the one that's behind all of that. 

Midnight: What's wrong, Aizawa? Jealous that the kid has more game than you?

Aizawa: God, no. I would rather have no game if it gets you attracted to me. 

Midnight: Your loss. 

Aizawa: Listen, I know you like the kid so much. But please, do it alone next time instead of doing it in a limo with a CAMERA on it. The same goes for you four. 

Mt. Lady: Wait, what? 

Mt. Lady looked at the small window to see that there is, in fact, a monitor that showed the passenger seats as well as the drinking area. 

Aizawa: See? Now get out. 

A few minutes after everyone went inside and got themselves situated, they finally took their respective seats and ordered their favorite meal. 

~At The Restaurant~

The group found themselves in the VIP section of the restaurant that was usually used for banquets and ceremonies since putting them in the public space would cause chaos. 

Again, Izuku was seated next to every girl in class, and he was absolutely nervous when his seat was in between the pro heroes that are "escorting" him. 

Mandalay: Izuku. 

She tapped his shoulders, getting his attention. 

Izuku: Oh, Mandalay. What do you need? 

He smiled at her, making her look away and nervously tap both of her fingers together. 

Mandalay: I-I'm sorry about what me, Pixie, Rag, and Mt. Lady made you do. Forgive us for making you do such outlandish things. 

Izuku blinked at her four times before chuckling. 

Izuku: Oh, that. You didn't need to worry about it. 

Then, he made a move that no one expected him to do. 

Izuku: If you were looking forward to that, you should've just asked. 

Mandalay, Pixie-Bob, Ragdoll, Mt. Lady and Midnight heard him and blushed. Some of the girls did and blushed, too.  

Izuku: 'Damn, that was too much. Now I'm officially a Sinnamon Roll.' 

Mandalay: O-Oh, ok. I-I'll definitely ask next time... 

Things were about to get frisky until a loud explosion shook the building. Everyone went towards the explosion to see The League of Villains with more noumus that was used in the USJ Incident. 

Izuku: What are you doing here, League of Villains?! Leave these people alone!

Bakugou: These retards don't get it, do they?

Tokoyami: They haven't learned their lesson, I see. 

Shigaraki, the ring leader, smiled at him creepily. 

Shigaraki: We're not here to hurt them. We're here to get you *points at Izuku*  and turn you into our lovely pet like these guys. 

They're worst nightmares have become a reality.

The pro heroes looked at each other with utter horror in their faces and went in front of Izuku. All the pro heroes made a formation around Izuku, with All Might and Cementoss in the front, Eraserhead behind All Might, Pixie, Midnight, Present Mic and Rag on Izuku's left and right side and Mandalay, Vlad King and Ectoplasm covering Izuku's back. Together, they form a spearhead formation with Izuku being in the center of it all. 

All Might: Alright, people! We've gone over the scenarios and perfected its simulations. Our objective is to protect Izuku! Izuku, you are given the option to fight, unless you don't want to. What's your choice? 

Izuku: You kidding? I'm always up for a fight! If they want me! They get me! 

All Might flashed his iconic grin at him. 

All Might: Good! Everyone else, evacuate immediately! This will get dirty! 

Bakugou: WHAT?! Why does he get to fight while I don't?!

Todoroki: We can handle them, you know?!

Izuku: Guys, don't do it! If they want me, that's fine. I don't want your guy's blood to end up in my hands. Even you, All Might. 

That made everyone look at him with very shocked faces. 

All Might: 'Izuku, my boy. Are you going to do what you think you're doing?' 

Eraserhead: 'Problem child, you idiot. If you're going to do this by yourself. I will choke you.'

Midnight: 'Zuzu! No! We've talked about this! You're not doing that to us! To me!'

Mt. Lady: 'Don't tell me... No! Please don't do it! I want to learn more about you! What about the things we can do together?!' 

Izuku: I'm sorry, everyone. But, I can't afford to get you guys killed because of my business. I hope you understand. 

Suddenly, Izuku disappears out of vision. 

All Might: IZUKU!

Izuku reappears next to one of the noumus and kicks it out of oblivion. 

Shigaraki: Get him! GET HIM NOW!

The noumus listened and attempted to capture Izuku but to no avail. They may be fast, but Izuku was faster. The heroes and students couldn't help but watch the spectacle happen in front of them. Each time the noumu tries to catch Izuku, he would either punch them or kick them out of the plane of existence. Eventually, the news channel, the live streams were all broadcasting Izuku picking out the creature one by one. with each punch, getting stronger. 

The more tired he gets, the more his punches get stronger. Combine it will OFA, then you have a super, omega, overpowered quirk capable of destroying things that matters to you the most. But he's at his limit, he's muscle feels sore and ligaments and tissues are about to rip open like a prison booty. He's not having a good time. 

Izuku: *pant* *pant* *pant* What now, Shigaraki? Is this what you got? Pathetic. 

Shigaraki looked at him impressed before laughing psychotically. 

Shigaraki: HAHAHAHA! Do you think this was the only trick up our sleeves, Izuku Midoriya?

 Well, THINK AGAIN! 

Suddenly, a large vortex opens up at the bottom of Izuku's feet. Alarmed, he tries to grab the edge of the portal. But the vortex is sucking him in! Everyone was horrified as they watch him get sucked into a portal. All Might tried to grab him until Izuku caved into his exhaustion. 

Izuku: AAAGGHHH! 

Izuku fell in the vortex, at the same time, the vortex started to close off. 

All Might was millisecond late as he can only watch his successor drop into the abyss. 

All Might: Izuku! No! Please! 

All Might: Izuku! IZUKUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

End of Chapter 1

A/N: That's Chapter 1 for you! This will be the only MHA segment for now. But for now, he'll still fall in the never-ending abyss. What do you think? Was it funny? Good? Great? Well, find out on the next chapter of My Hero DXD V2! 

Thank you. And Goodbye!