One has to be careful not to blink unless their life flies by in that split second, a decade is not along time having passed in what feels like moments. The memories of watching childhood tv shows, animes, hero and villain fights as well as going to movie debuts of new hero documentaries felt like mere moments ago but it had already been a decade. Then again, when one doses off in the middle of class that tends to happen. His reminiscing on the past is halted by a paper ball bouncing off his nose. "Mr Midoriya, I would appreciate it if you paid attention and answered the question on the board." Izuku's math professor says in an annoyed tone seeing that once again one of his better students has already lost interest in what he is teaching.

"Leave Deku out of this teach. He's been writing down math shit that looks like it's in a different language." Katsuki comments, snatching Izuku's notebook and showing the teacher that he had been working on a high level of calculus.

"Is that... Vector Calculus? I didn't even take that in college." The teacher comments seeing the chicken scratch equations and symbols on the page.

"Figures Midoriya is leagues ahead of us, he's always got his head buried in that book of his. How is it that you and him can turn into such a hunk but are total nerds when apart." One of the female students in the class comments.

"Hey. I'm the good looking half of Izutski bitch." Katsuki snarls, getting Deku to facepalm.

"Kacchan shut up and quit with the snarling expression. Your face will freeze that way." Izuku responds, turning back to face his lifelong friend. "Seriously, when you become a hero I think I already know your mortal weakness."

"I'm the fuckin best Deku! I don't have weaknesses." Katsuki retorts.

"Yes you do, You can't go 10 minutes without dropping an F bomb."

"Fuck yes I can."

"aaaaand you failed. Boys can we get back to this please? This is some of the stuff they will have on the hero entrance written exam to UA, which both of you want to attend." the teacher says getting the class to start laughing.

"Midoriya? Come on, his quirk isn't suited to do that, if he gets separated from Bakugou he's a sitting duck."

"I doubt they'll let the two of you take the test together and you'll probably be put into different practical testing facilities."

"FUCK YOU SAY YOU STUPID EXTRAS?!?! I KNOW SHIT ABOUT HIS QUIRK THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKIN NOW."

"Yeah since you've been fused with him the most, he literally only fused once with everyone in the class!" Tesaki grumbles.

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT FINGERS FOR BRAINS!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP YOUR FUSION AND TURNED INTO THAT FAT FUCK TEKU!!!" Bakugou is now foaming from the mouth, setting off blasts in his hands.

"Kacchan, can we please have a single day where your shouting Doesn't give me a headache. Seriously I've taken so many ibuprofen tablets for headaches I'm pretty sure you've inadvertently fucked up my kidneys." Izuku groans, rubbing his temples in anguish from another splitting headache.

"I'M NOT THAT LOUD!!!"

"You broke the decibel reader in the band room yesterday from halfway across campus. Don't gimme that crap Kacchan. And c'mon man. You the better looking part of Izutsuki? Really? I've seen stonefish prettier than you." Izuku says poking fun at his friend.

"Alright, fine then if that's how you're gonna be about it. Let's have a contest then. Oi! Extras! Which half of Izutsuki is better looking! Is it me or is it Broccoli for brains!"

"Oh boy, here we go. If you're going to fuse, get it over with already. I swear you two are the reason I'm looking to teach elsewhere." The teacher gives up on his lecture and goes back to sit behind his desk.

"Fine." Izuku groans.

"Fuuu... Sion. Ha!!!" The two boys fuse back into Izutsuki, who once born from his weird aura tornado and lightshow combo, blows a kiss to the heart eyed girls in the class.

"So tell me bitches and gentlemen. Who's the better looking half of me? Is it I, KATSUKI BAKUGOU!" Izutsuki says in Bakugou's voice, with his right hand covering part of his face. "Or is it the lovable Deku, Izuku Midoriya." The fusion asks once more, giving them the second option and alternating the part of his face that is covered, now showing the green eye and faint freckles on that side.

"IZUTSUKI!!!" the girls all scream seeing the genie like figure of the fusion reappear.

"Yes yes settle down I am magnificent aren't I but, I want an answer to my question. Whose better looking between my halves? Deku or Katsuki?"

"DEKU!!!" they cheer getting the fusion to smirk hearing this comment.

"Boys. You two know using your quirks on school premises is forbidden. You come to my office. Now." the principal declares motioning for them to come to her office, glaring at the fused being from above her glasses.

"Like I'm gonna go along with you ya old hag. I have more important things to do and villains to fry. So, make like a good public school principal and go figure out what to waste tax payer money on. Ciao!" The fusion retorts before opening a window and leaping out of it, then setting off a blast in his hands propelling him towards the heavens.

"I don't know what's with that brat, whenever they're fused it's like the dickishness of Katsuki takes the forefront despite Izuku's kind demeanor trying to take hold. It's like they're fighting over an imaginary steering wheel and microphone when controlling that fused oaf." The principal grumbles under her breath.

"He may be an oaf but damn is he hot." A pink skinned girl with yellow horns and black irises comments having come to visit a friend at Aldera junior high.

"Ashido Mina, shouldnt you not only be in class but at your school?"

"Yeah probably but, I didn't wanna miss the show." Mina replies with a finger pointed at a protruded tongue smile.

With Izutsuki:

"You do realise this is the fourth time this month you're going to get us in trouble." Izuku says to Katsuki's consciousness from within the fusion's mind. "I usually don't get in trouble for this but dammit dude! We're both trying to get into UA. We don't need this on our records!"

"Relax Deku, besides that class was lame anyways. I wanna have some real fun, beating the shit out of that slimey purse snatcher there." Katsuki responds before taking the literal steering wheel that pilots the fused being.

From below, a slime coated villain tries to slither and ooze it's way from an unseen threat to itself. Inside the sewage body, a few purses it had snatched from the local women slosh about it's amorphous form. It's eyes focused on the path ahead of itself trying to get to a sewer grate. It turns back for a moment to check and see if it's assailant is still following him. Returning its sight to the path in front of it, it quickly is forced to stop as Izutsuki slams into the ground in front of it, in the typical hero's pose that isn't very good for one's knees.

"Well well well. If it isn't some shitty purse thief. How low do you have to be to take purses from women? What exactly are you trying to get anyways? Tampons and spare panties? You disgusting literal pile of shit." The fused being states standing from his pose on the ground and folding his arms.

"What!? What are you."

"I am the perfect hero. More powerful than 1,000 All Mights. The fusion hero Izutsuki Midugou and you will be my first vic- wait. Arrest. That is, if you can survive this!" Izutsuki declares extending his hand out flat towards the blob. "Hakai." He says before a massive explosion envelope the creature of shit whole. Dropping from the smoke are the purses that the creature had stolen and it's two eyes which roll about to glare at Izutsuki.

"Have no fear! For I am Here!" All Might's booming voice echoes through the city as he darts to the scene with Izutsuki holding the eyes of the villain in one hand and the stolen purses in the other.

"Hows it going All Might? Chasing down this literal sewage monster? Here. I already took care of hi-" The fusion body splits leaving Izuku and Katsuki on their buts, Katsuki with the purses and Izuku with the eyes.

"Uh... What was that?"

"My quirk Mister All Might sir. I-I can fuse bodies with people to become incredibly strong."

"I'm impressed. What about you young lad?"

"Mine is an explosion based quirk."

"Well then, Uh... Thanks for the help!" All Might shouts before scooping up the eyes and then the purses before collecting what is left of the villain and placing it in a two liter bottle.

"That was enough excitement for one day. I think I'm gonna go home." Izuku replies, turning to face Katsuki after All Might jumps away.

"I'm probably gonna hang around the arcade, the old hag is gonna be mad that we ditched school again today."

"By we you mean You since you took the steering wheel again. You are a very crappy driver." Izuku deadpans.

"Whatever, I'll see ya later." Katsuki replies with a slight wave before walking off towards the Tatooine shopping district..