So a few days ago during my basketball tournament I finally got a Pokemon GO account.

My legs hurt.

I walked 7 DAMN MILES FOR THIS APP. HOLY SHIT.

I finally got to level 5, so I went to the nearest gym to my house, which is a barn-looking church.

It's taken over by team Mystic right now.

I finally got to choose a team. Praise Arceus.

Since I'm a badass, I chose....*dramatic drumroll*

Team Valor.

After I joined, I walked a few more steps to go to a pokestop to retrieve more pokeballs, and a car pulled into the rocks that's supposedly the parking lot for the church.

I told my brother "I bet these guys are going to the GYM!!!!" And he's like "No, they're coming here for their faith."

When we walked by, we looked to see two Asian college students playing Pokemon GO.

I told him so.

I've been using my moms phone cause it doesn't work on my iPhone 4s. That's it, I'm buying my own iPhone 6s or something cause I want to use it on my own phone.

Guys, join team valor cause the leader is a female and I praise that kind of shit in video games.

#teamvalorFTW