MILESTONES!
Maisie's Point of View.
- December 15, 2020 -
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"Hey chat!" I smiled as the chat began rolling in. "Today is just gonna be chill stream." I explained. "I just finished my exams for the semester so I decided to just... be here with you guys to celebrate!" I sipped my water.

"Which by the way guys." I smiled. "I'm at 999,000 subs on Youtube!" I smiled before I typed into my monitors to bring up my sub count. "That's exciting."

Letting out a yawn, I switched to my Minecraft screen and logged onto the SMP to see Quackity and Karl online:

MaisiesMassacre joined the game
〈KarlJacobs〉MAISIE VC

"Hmm... VC.?." I mumbled reading the game chat before looking over at Discord to see Quackity and Karl on a voice channel that I quickly joined, bursting into laughter only to hear Quackity say:

"-not my balls not my responsibility..."

"Hi??" I laughed as Karl joined. "MAISIE!" He continued.
"KARL!" I gave the same energy

"MAISIEEEEE!" I heard Quackity's mic change. "AAAAAAAAA" His autotune blew into my ears.

"AHH-" It startled me. "CHAT, WAS THAT TOO LOUD?" I looked over to my stream labs to see a lot of laughs and viewers spamming "yes."

Briefly apologizing, I turned down my volume as I heard Karl say Hi to my stream.

"What are you guys doing?" I asked.

"We're building a sky jacuzzi for this bit tomorrow." Karl explained, spoiling Alex's plans.

"KARL, SHES STREAMING-" He complained. "AH SORRY SORRY, SPOILERS!!" Karl laughed in a panic.

"Woukd you like to help us Maisie?... We're already done but would you like to help us..." Big Q asked.

"But you're done?-" I looked up in the sky to see the random dirt build they created. "It's nice." I zoomed in and out.

IIYUNGI DONATED 30$
YOU HIT ONE MILLION SUBS

"WAIT, WHAT??" I smiled and looked at my chat. "NO WAY" I laughed and began to jump and scream in joy.

"What happened??" Karl asked.

"I HIT A MILLION ON YOUTUBE!" I clapped. "LETS GOOOO!!!" They both cheered for me.

I quickly sat down before I pulled up my Youtube count onto the stream to show that my channel hit 1 million subscribers and I was beyond happy.

"MAISIE" I heard Dream join the VC. "OH, HI!!" I wws caught off guard. "YOU HIT A MILLION!" He said as he sounded proud of me. "AHHHHH!!" I felt loved.

"THATS SICK, CONGRATS!" I heard his genuine tone.

KAYLA9272 DONATED 20$
you remember the 1m special right???

"Huh?" I paused to think. "OOOOH SHIT, YOU'RE SO RIGHT?!" I bursted into laughter, "Oh wow you are an OG!!" I held a hand to my heart. "Okay, chat, change of plans." I went on deafen and QUICKLY switched to just chatting.

"Okay, chat." I smiled in excitement. "HAPPY ONE MILLION???" I said in shock. "That's just crazy." I felt accomplished. "That's insane, and I'm really thankful."

"Oh my gosh!!" I found a train of thought. "Wait I bought props for this moment, I just didn't think I'd reach it that fast." I explained as I stood up from my seat before running over to my closet and grabbed a Party City bag.

"Chat!" I came back and sat down in my seat. "I HAVE PARTY HATS!!!!" I pulled the pack out of the bag, showing the black cone hats.

I quickly slipped one on before trying to fit my headphones along with it, but it just wasn't working. I huffed in annoyance as the chat laughed at my struggles before I decided to tape the hat down to my headset. "Does that work?" I asked as I looked at myself through my facecam. "Good enough." I shrugged it off.

"Alright so for those of you who are new." I went on with my stream. "To my new viewers.." I paused "I made a promise a couple months ago when I was just blowing up, that I'd go on a dating app, to troll around." I explained.

"BUT THERES A REASON WHY!" I continued. "My first ever video on my second channel... ... Youtube dot com slash Maisie .. Go subscribe!" I spoke clearly into my mic. "I did a similar bit for my 100k special, and people seemed to LOVE that!" I exclaimed.

"I don't know why." I adjusted my position, bringing my legs underneath my body. "But listen, I think because of how early on this stream has been going, I'm gonna do it today, RIGHT NOW." I threw my hands up in the air. "YES! Just like Skeppy but he actually copied me!" I read my chat.

"Fuck wait, I don't know how this will go." I took a deep breath. "Oh wait, I should ask them for help!" I referred to the three I left in the voice channel.

"Dream we can tango, maybe even make out-" I heard quackity say once again without any context.

"WHAT???" Dream questioned.

"Dude, are any of you even streaming.." I chuckled.
"No." Karl replied.

"THEN WHY DID QUACKITY SAY THAT-" I bursted into laughter. "My-" I panted. "MY STREAM HEARD THAT." I covered my mouth in shock.

"IM LEAVING!" Dream said in a panic. "I DONT WANT ANY PART OF THIS!" He wheezed.

"WAIT- DREAM NO-" I tried to grab his attention before he left the VC. "Damnit you green FUCK." I groaned in annoyance.

"Ugh, do you guys wanna help me with something?" I asked Karl and Quackity. "Please, help me."

"But the sky jacuzzi???" Karl said in a sad tone. "What do you need help with?" Alex asked.

"I'm going on Tinder." I whispered softly.
"WHAT?" Quackity laughed.

"It's for my one million special!" I explained. "My spontaneous... One Million sub special...stream."

"OH!" He laughed. "OKAY!" I could hear his excitement. "I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do but ILL HELP!!" He said eagerly.

"SHARE YOUR SCREEN MAISIE!" Karl exclaimed. "Will do." I mumbled before sharing my screen to Discord, also bringing it onto stream.

"Make an account..." I said clicking on the option.

"OKAY- uhh I need to use pictures-" I mumbled under my breath. "Uh shit, I don't have pictures of myself... on my PC at least."

"USE GOOGLE!" Alex suggested.

GENERAL_90 DONATED 10$
arent you dating sapnap? why are you doing this

"Errm-" I stared at the dono. "We're not dating." I rested my chin on my hands, beginning to get really tried of the constant 'arE yOU dAtInG SapNaP ' chats and donos.

"GOOGLE YOURSELF!" Karl encouraged me.

I took a deep breath and searched up my name on google, finding lots of screenshots from my streams since i always use facecam. "EWW GET THIS AWAY?!" I clicked on one image that Nick posted on Twitter from when we metup.

"It's a nice photo of you, Maisie." I heard Alex whisper. "Thann you, Big Q." I held a hand to my heart.

"But I fucking... HATE IT" I adjusted my mic to autotune for more effect on the "Hate IT!!"

After searching for more random photos, I decided to steal some from my Instagram as well as some from Google,
continuing to use them before starting my bio.

"Hmm.. what do i say?" I asked my chat and the guys.

"Okay hear me out, Maisie. Write confused mom of 3, swipe left if you go to therapy, Musical girl, guitar emoji." Karl said making Quackity laugh hard.

"WHAT?!" My jaw dropped as my eyebrows furrowed. "NO" I shook my head and began to laugh.

"Okay actually... maybe... confused mom of 3." I typed it in. "PUT A 'MILLY SUBSCRIBERS'" Alex yelled as I quickly agreed.

"MAISIE." I heard Dream join again. "ADD, armpit enthusiast." He begged. "I actually liked it better when you weren't here." I mumbled as a joke, cringing at what he said. "ADD IT." He yelled at me.

"UGGHH, FINE." I groaned.

"And then leave it off with 'I have 8 counts of attempted arson' HAHA-" Karl laughed as I looked up to take a deep breath, trying to bite back a laugh.

"Oh god..." I mumbled. "Okay." I smiled and typed it in.

Staring at my new tinder profile , I began to laugh my ass off at how ridiculous it looked. "WE ARE GONNA GET SO MANY WOMEN!" I exclaimed "AND MEN??" I continued. "WHO KNOWS!!"

"Alright chat, how does it look?" I asked.

MAISIE, 19
profession; block man
confused mother of 3 :)
A MILLY SUBSCRIBERS
armpit enthusiast
8 counts of attempted arson!

"ITS GREAT, YOURE GONNA GET SO MANY MATCHES!!" Karl clapped.

GILLYGILL45 DONATED 20$
where is sapnap

Looking at the dono, I let out a breath as I wiped my eyes "Uhh, I think he's sleeping right now." I shrugged. "It's 5 in the evening, he wakes up around this time... his schedule is so fucked." I laughed as I swiped on everyone on my screen.

"MAISIE I THINK YOU ALREADY GOT A MATCH!" Dream exclaimed as I began laughing. I looked over to my screen and saw a notification.

"Alright chat, I'm gonna put up a photo to cover most of their information. And let me move my facecam to cover more stuff.." I said mumbling, making sure I dont dox these people. As i covered everything that I think would show any personal information from any guy or girl, I opened the notification to see a guy who swiped on me.

"Uhh his name is Kyle..." I read aloud.

"WHAT AN A-HOLE, LOOK AT HIS BIO!" Quackity laughed aloud.

"I've gone balls deep in a ton of females, you next? Smirk emoji." I read before I cringed. As i comprehended the words that escaped my mouth, I covered my face and slammed my hands on the desk and let out a scream. "UGGGH, I HATE MEN!!" I complained.

"CHAT, I DONT THINK I CAN KEEP GOING." I laughed with the three guys on VC before I saw another guy message me.

With slight hesitation, I went ahead and began responding when he messaged me back in an instant. "Oh fuck." I read the conversation. "Maisie, message him: 'analyze and give me your thoughts on the 2012 animated film, ice age: continental drifts '" Dream suggested to me "Please."

MASON

mason
dtf?

maisie
dtf?
do you mean dnf?

mason
no i mean, down to fuck?
you're a beautiful girl

maisie
analyze and give me your thoughts
on the 2012 animated film, ice age
continental drift

"HAHAHAHAH-" Karl laughed as Dream wheezed. "You're an idiot, Maisie."

"Wait, whats dnf again?" Quackity asked. "Dicks nut in furries." He mumbled.

"DREAM NOT FOUND!" Dream yelled.

"ALRIGHT NEXT-" I exited the chat and went back to my notifications. "OH, A GIRL!" I smirked. "Chat, I'll admit. She's pretty." I let them know since I didn't wanna show my stream anyone's faces.

"She is..." Dream agreed
"Yeah, too bad she matched on me BITCH." I laughed.

"Layla" I read aloud ..... "Lat...la..." I repeated before she messaged me and I laughed.

LAYLA

layla
MAISIE-
HI STREAM

maisie
STOP THIS ISNT
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

layla
make me vip in ur
chat uwu pls

maisie
you said uwu , no.

layla
I BOUGHT PLATINUM
FUCKING TINDER SO I
COULD CONTINUE SWIPING
TIL I FIND YOU

maisie
WTF

layla
maisie pls, u could
undo it in 24 hours

maisie
... twitch user ?

layla
laylagiselle96

"WELL-" I laughed at the stream. "SHE-" I stuttered "Mhm." I nodded my head. "For sure." I began typing to make her VIP in my chat.

"Yeah, you're welcome Layla." I held a thumbs up. "ALRIGHT, MOVING ON-" I shrugged.

"OH GO ON THAT BENNY GUY!!" Karl suggested , assuming he was still watching my screen share on Discord.

I listened to him and proceeded to do so as I saw a blondish brown haired boy, with a golden retriever type vibe.

"I skate." Quackity read his two word bio out loud. "Wow, Maisie he's so interesting." He chuckled, making fun of him.

"MESSAGE HIM CAN I PUT MY MINECRAFT BED NEXT TO YOURS!!!" Dream practically screamed.

BENNY

maisie
may i put my minecraft bed next
to yours

benny
of course :)

maisie
would you like to hop on
minecraft right now?

benny
i mean sure, i'm free

maisie
SAY LESS, crafting tables can
be arranged too ;)

benny
oh.. crafting tables you say??

"Fuck?? FUCK what do I do.." I laughed "I DIDNT INTEND IT TO GO THIS FAR." I panicked.

"Maisie..." I heard someone join the VC.
"SAPNAP-" Karl laughed aloud. "NOOOOO!" He let out constant giggles.

"Hey..." I said awkwardly, making a face at my stream.

"What are you doing..." He mumbled.
"Nothing.." I quickly lied.

"Who is this Benny?.." I heard the joking tone in his voice as Dream and Quackity laughed at the situation.

"Do I need to 1v1 him.." He asked.

"Uhh."

"DO IT, LET ME CREATE A WORLD!" Dream began to hysterically laugh. "Oh my god." I mumbled into my hands and switched my screen to just chatting.

"I'm gonna 1v1 this guy." Sapnap laughed. "I wake up, I had a nice sleep, and then I wake up to you, Maisie, setting up Minecraft dates ... with other men?" He said in offense as I rolled my eyes, smiling.

"Hey now, it's not what it looks like!" I continued the roleplay, defending myself.

"Well, it looks like you're CHEATING on me??" He sniffed. "First Dream, then Karl, now you??????"

"Hey, Sapnap." I whispered. "I'm gonna go on a Minecraft date with Benny." I said before bursting into laughter. "And you're gonna watch every single SECOND OF IT."

"Hey Maisie." He whispered back. "I'm gonna fucking stab him." He paused. "In Minecraft.. of course."

"OKAY ITS SET UP!" Dream came back and exclaimed. "I'm sending the IP on Discord. "

"Alright, I'll send it to Benny." I began to laugh.

"Rooting for you Sapnap!!" Karl cheered.
"What the fuck, GO BENNY!!" Quackity disagreed.

"Quackity, that's it." Sapnap said before kicking
him from the VC. "UH???????" My jaw dropped

"He got what he deserved." He said in a sassy tone.

"IM IN!!" Karl exclaimed, referring to the server.

"IM BACK!!" Quackity joined again.
"You, stay quiet." Nick said aggressively.

"Woaaahhhh,, calm yourself." Alex made fun of him.

MaisiesMassacre joined the game
Quackity joined the game
Sapnap joined the game
Benny69_ joined the game
〈Quackity〉69 LOLLLLLLL
〈Dream〉OMEGALULLL
〈Sapnap〉ha ha
〈KarlJacobs〉funny number!!!!!
〈Benny69_〉woahh... what is this
〈Dream〉your worst nightmare
〈Benny69_〉woahhh??? dream???
〈Quackity〉QUACKITY
〈Dream〉you are fighting maisies boyfriend to the death
〈Benny69_〉what?
〈Dream〉you must battle for the date with maisie
〈Benny69_〉battle who? she has a boyfriend? what?
〈KarlJacobs〉LOOOL meme, but you're still battling
〈Benny69_〉who
〈Sapnap〉ME
Benny69_ left the game

"HE FUCKING KNEW-" Quackity hysterically laughed into his mic.

"OH MY GOD HE FUCKING BLOCKED ME ON TINDER??" I announced, losing my mind aa Dream and the guys started talking and screaming over each other. I sat in my chair, head in hands as I processed what just happened before I let out a breath and continued silently laughing.

We continued messing around with my Tinder before i got fucking BANNED, for CATFISHING as MYSELF??? We had a good laugh for the most part and in the end my chat and everyone on Twitter got FREE MAISIE trending.

"Well chat, I think I'm gonna stop it here." I said, wiping tears from my eyes from laughing so much. "Because.." I paused. "I have some packing to do." I grinned.

"Yeah, she does.." Sapnap laughed.

"Oh, where ya going?" The clueless Karl asked.

"SO YEAH, ITS TRUE!" I ignored his question.
"Everyone figured it out on Twitter, but yes, I'm going to Houston for the holidays." I held a thumbs up.

"Hey, Sapnap lives in Houston!" Karl continued.

"Karl, come on..." Dream laughed.

"OH-" I think he realized before we all laughed on VC.

"Well, are any of you going live?" I asked. "I'll raid." I said only for me to recieve "no's" from all of them. "OH SAMS LIVE!!" I exclaimed, "IM GONNA RAID SAM!!"

I continued to conclude my stream quickly before finally waving goodbye and blowing kisses to my chat before I raided Sam, staying on his stream for a little longer to hear his happy reaction.

"MAISIE WITH THE 59K RAID, THANK YOU!!" I heard his voice in a genuine tone that made me smile.

authors note
this chapter was utterly random and i don't like it that much but i needed a filler before the holiday chapter..s

THANK YOU FOR 100K !! THATS COOL
i love you , and yeah !!! :DDD

edit * june 28, 2021
this chapter was utterly stupid and i don't know why past me even thought it was a decent idea LMFAO

update : dec 29, 2023
so true past vera. but this chapter is okay...
Banging head on wall.