Here ya go. (You know who you are)💗💗💗💗 sorry if this sucks booty -now I gotta slave over a usopp story-
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He was slumped over the counter with a smug grin on his face, peeking out from under his arms to peer out at you.

You let out a small chuckle as he retreated underneath his arms again, his face flushed from all the alcohol that streamed through his body.

You watched him carefully as he lifted his head up, resting his chin in the palm of his hand.

"Ya know Y/n.."
"Mm?"
"I don't know why I hadn't taken you out drinking before.."
"I don't either, seems to be pretty fun."
"Yeah yeah.."

He mumbled something under his breath, a smile stretching across his lips as a giggle left his throat.

You chuckled and hummed happily as you sipped from the half empty glass in your hand.

"Oi..I need another round..keep my tab open.."
"Shanks.."
"Y/n.."

You sighed and rolled your eyes as another large bottle was sat in front of the emperor.

"Shanks I'm pretty sure ten bottles is about enough hm?"
"No, its not! I'm perfectly capable of drinking another!"
"I'm not dragging you back to the ship, I've seen what the crew has had to deal with!"
"They don't gotta deal with nothin' but your attitude missy."
"They've stumbled over themselves trying to carry you back to the ship dammit! They're already wasted and we've been here an hour!"
"And you're not?"
"No!"

You ran a hand through your hair as you sat the glass down, leaning against the counter as your eyes surveyed over the filled tables full of the crew.

Most were slumped over in there seats, or others barely hanging onto consciousness as they dangled on the edge of their seat.

"By the gods..."
"They're fine, don't worry about it..."

He chugged back a drink, setting the bottle back on the counter with a crooked smile.

You pressed your lips together, forcing yourself off of the stool and towards the entrance of the bar, pushing the door open as you stepped out into the cool air.

"I cannot believe this...my captain is totally shitfaced.."

You leaned up against the wall and breathed in the crisp air, a smile stretching across your face as you closed your eyes.

"Mm..damn.."

You hung your head and stared down at the ground as you chuckled softly.

"Damn damn damn..Y/n I swear..you couldn't fall for anyone else.."

A commotion sounded in the building, your eyes widening slightly.

You poked your head through the door, your mouth falling open at the sight before you.

The whole bar was in an uproar, people fighting all over the place and falling over one another to throw a punch in.

"What the hell.."
"Oh Y/n! You're back!"

A slurred voice spoke out from over all the commotion, Shanks coming in your field of vision as he took another long drink from the same bottle.

"Shanks!?"
"Yes?"
"What is going on?!"
"Oh, turns out, some marines were in the area and decided to throw up their guns; literally!"

His laugh drowned out the sound of yelling and fighting, his smile glowing on his features.

"And you're still in here drinking why!?"
"Because I'm paying good money for this alcohol!"
"We have alcohol back on the ship Shanks!"
"I know, but I like this beer better."

He gulped down the last few drops, slamming it down onto the counter.

"Oh my god..."

You careened your way over to him, dodging punches and fiery tempers on your way.

You leaned up against the counter and glanced over to the red head, his smile prominent on his face.

"Shanks, I think its about time we head back.."
"In a minute in a minute...this is entertaining."

You sighed and looked across the room, a frown coming across your features at the multiple unconscious bodies lying on the floor.

"Shanks-"
"Alright alright!"

He adjusts himself, clearing his throat.

"Its about time to head out boys!"
"Aye Captain!"

Marines slumped to the floor as they were let go, groaning echoing through the quickly emptying bar.

"There we go Y/n!"
"Good..I don't want them getting into anymore trouble than they've already have been in."
"Yeah, I don't need to lose my crew."

He stumbled forward, hanging onto the edge of his seat as he steadied himself.

"See this is what I was talking about Shanks.."
"I'm fine! I just need uh...some balance..ehe.."
"Uh huh.."

You pulled him against you as you slowly made your way outside, the street already littered with the crews passed out bodies.

"Great..now I gotta drag all of them back.."
"Nah don't worry about them..we'll just have to wait for them to wake up!"
"Shanks we have to get back to-"
"No we don't have to get back to anywhere! Well..we could go somewhere.."
"Where Shanks?"

A cheeky smile crossed his features, humming sounding from his throat.

"My bedroom."
"Shanks please!"
"You said we had to get somewhere and that's a somewhere!"
"Not the somewhere i- you know what never mind I'm not arguing with you when you're drunk.."
"You have been for a bit, you're cute when you're angry."
"Goodness.."

As the ship came into view, you let out a grateful sigh.

"Now are you going to come with me to my bedroom or not? Free invitation!"
"I'm not going to go back to your room Shanks, you need to rest."
"I could rest easier with you warming me up."

You rolled your eyes as you dragged him across the deck, the few individuals that made it back scattered around the place.

"Sooooooo?"
"....if it'll keep you at bay I'll sleep with you."
"Good! We can cuddle and eat together! Ooh! And drink!"
"No shanks!"

You opened the door to his room, quickly walking over and dropping him on the bed as you pulled off his shoes.

"Oh! You're undressing me-"
"Don't get any ideas red hair, you couldn't undress yourself if you had one sock on."
"Fine! I can't have fun with you anyway!"

You threw his shoes away, working on his shirt as you tossed it aside.

"lay up in bed Shanks.."
"Aren't you going to take off my shorts?"
"If I'm sleeping with you, no."
"I can't sleep with shorts onnn!"
"Oh my god.."

You pulled them off of him, flinging then away as a triumphant smile appeared on his face.

"There, happy?"
"Very."
"Good, now move over."

You crawled up beside him, laying down and closing your eyes.

An arm pulled you closer to his chest, his legs wrapping around you.

"Shanks.."
"I said cuddles didn't I?"
"Yes, but-"
"Don't but me, you're warm and.."

A yawn escaped his lips as he curled around you.

"And you're comfy.."
"Well thanks I guess.."
"Mm.."

You glanced up, a blush spreading across your face as you realized how close you were to him.

His eyes were closed, a smile still permanent on his face as his snores filled the dark room.

You sighed and leaned up, pressing a small kiss to his cheek.

"Goodnight Shanks.."

You laid back down, snuggling up to his chest as your eyes slowly closed.

".....I don't know if this is a bad time to say I'm not drunk.."

Your eyes popped open and you sat up, staring at him.

"SHANKS!"