Good morning Weslyn Warriors! It's your friendly Weslyn Weekly Newspaper, the only article where secrets aren't secrets for long.

Wow, the first day back to this hell and already there is so much going on. I can't even begin to explain it! Just kidding- I'm going to.

It's Azelia Roseheart's first day at Weslyn and she can't watch where she walks, running into a very battle ready Stephanie Keen. It seems the cat fight didn't last long as they went on their way, what a bore right?

Onto more interesting topics! Remember Queen Bee Imani Samos? Well well well, don't we have an interesting story to tell you! For those who missed the massive back to school party- losers- there was many interesting things that went down. It was a slow start, people mingling until around midnight then it was time for a swim! Of course trendsetter Imani had to jump from her second story balcony and man that could've gone wrong! But who cares, right? When you have as much money as her safety doesn't matter.

The night turned sour quickly, with star quarterback douchbag Matthew Connan finding a poor nerd to pick on. But oh no! That's not all. Pretty boy Zain Coleman stepped in to save him. Not only did poor little Jonathan Baker get the shit beat out of him, so did Matthew.

Of course the cops were called and in swooped the boys in blue. What a disastrous ending right?

Rumor has it Matthew and Isabella are on the verge of a breakup! Sad— little miss perfect church girl and football asshole aren't working? Shocking.

On a more happy note, we see a few relationships already blossoming! What is this we hear of a nerd and golden boy holding hands and going on lunch dates? Oh yes indeed folks, Gabriel Kim and Zain Coleman. It makes perfect sense does it not? The classic save the damsel in distress and earn a kiss. What will his fellow clique members say about this? Nothing good we assume— if they know about it that is. Oops, they do now.

Still on the topics of budding love, could it be that little Aviana Loughty has a crush on a certain fellow plastic? Gasp! That's been obvious since the beginning but well let you guys guess it out.  Because what is love without a little mystery?

We've heard so little from the self claimed rebels of Weslyn, what happened to them? No trouble in the first week? Now that is a surprise if ever there has been one. Keep up to date on the Weslyn Weekly to see if that changes!

Over and out—