Police officer:Your under arrest for trying to carry three people on a motorcycle.

Star:Wait,three?

Police officer:Yes,three.

Tom:Oh my god-F*CK!

Police officer:Sir?

Janna:MARCO F*CKING FELL OFF!!!!!

^*~:3~*^

Oliver:She was poetry,but he couldn't read!

Hal:His name was Jared,and he was nineteen.

Steve:When his parents built a very strange machine.

Barry:Watch that scene,dig it,the dancing queen!

Garth:Aye,macarena!

Carter:Terrieble job,everyone.

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(How Travlyn happened in a nutshell)

Travis:Katelyn,here me out,your in love with me.

Katelyn:...Holy sh*t...

Katelyn:Oh my gosh I am-

Terry:What kind of confession am I witnessing here?

*^~:3~^*

Some random jerk:There's a special place is hell reserved just for you!

Tom:...

Tom:It's called the throne-

^*~:3~*^

PDH Aphmau:I'm sorry to tell you this,but you have a heart and a capacity to feel.

PDH Zane:*gasps*YoU tAkE tHaT bAcK-