First words:
"Steamed clams" (I meant to say steamed hams and not steamed clams ;-;)
"Steamed hams. I thought you said we were having steamed clams. Oh no, I said steamed hams."
(And yes I started off my year with a meme from last year)

First song:

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First of the Year (Equinox) by Skrillex
Haha get it?