Hey it's Chris again... did Anita do anything bad? Oh, she poured quicksand everywhere. This is gonna be fun to clean up.

*EMERGES WITH BAGS OF QUICKSAND* MORE QUICKSAND! HAHAHA

What's with the quicksand?

IT'S COOLER THAN QUIRKS LOSER!

Do you always have to shout, Anita?

YES! HOW ELSE WILL THE READERS DISTINGUISH WHO'S WHO?

But aren't we the same person?

UH...

Is Anita your real name or another nickname?

(NO COMMENT)

Um... ok then. Where did you even come from?

WHERE DID YA COME FROM, WHERE DID YA GO, WHERE DID YA COME FROM, COTTON EYE JOE *SPONTANEOUSLY STARTS DOING THE COTTON EYE JOE*

What's wrong with you?

A LOT, THANKS FOR ASKING!

How long do you plan on hijacking my profile?

FIRST OFF, IT'S MY PROFILE, NOT YOURS. SECOND OFF, YOUR PROFILE IS REALLY BORING SO I WON'T BE STAYING FOR TOO LONG. BUT I WILL RETURN ONE DAY, MARK MY WORDS!

(idk what this monstrosity is, or why I spent time time writing this, but I'm not changing it)