"So...how's the retirement treating you?" Raihan asked, taking a drag of his cigarette.

"Alright," Piers sighed, watching the smoke leave Raihan's lips, "Thinkin' about goin' to visit my parents for a bit."

"Should be fun."

"Not quite looking forward to all the sunshine."

Raihan laughed, "You outta start getting some sun, Piers. Might do ya some good." He said, bringing the cigarette to his lips again.

Piers bit his lip, "Yeah...maybe...Can I please have a drag? Please?!"

Raihan sighed, smoke emitting from his nose and mouth, "No!"

Piers grabbed Raihan's arm, "Please! Just one!"

"No way! I'm not gonna let ya smoke and ruin those pipes of yours!"

Piers pouted, "Just blow it in my face!"

"Piers-"

"I bet ya taste like 'em..." Piers whispered, leaning in.

"O-Okay fine!" Raihan exclaimed, blushing and pushing Piers away.

Piers smirked as Raihan took a long breath of his cigarette and blew the smoke in Piers's face.

"Oh fuck yes..." Piers moaned.

"You're fucked up, mate." Raihan said, sighing in disapproval.

"Obviously," Piers whispered. He cleared his throat and spoke, "Your breath smells like you've been making out with a Goodra."

Raihan blushed. The amount of forehead kisses he had given to his Goodra today were uncountable.

"Gross."

"Bite me."

A devilish look grew in Piers's eyes. Before Raihan could question it, Piers pulled him by his collar and kissed him deeply. As he pulled away, he bit Raihan's bottom lip. As Raihan was wrapping his head around what just happened, Piers smirked, flipped his hair, and turned to walk away.

Raihan scowled. He rushed to Piers and put him in a headlock.

"Raihan!" Piers screamed, "What the fuck are you doin'?!"

Raihan smirked and ruffled Piers's perfect hair, "Getting revenge that's what!" He said, releasing Piers and running away, knowing Piers would chase him.

Piers gasped as his hands flew to his hair, "Ua make 'oe!" He yelled, rushing after his friend.

"I don't know what that means!" Raihan yelled, looking over his shoulder as he ran.

"YOU ARE DEAD!"

"Yeah right! Like you're gonna catch up in those heels!"