(A/N. ...I'm sorry. This just...happened

Human forms for this writing yeet skeet

Sin warning maybe? Some stuff happens. It's...weird

This is gonna be weird if you've never read ITPCHFB)

Arceus poked his head into the living room. Instead of finding his wife, whom he was looking for, he found three of his children.

"Everybody, Nobody, Abel," Arceus said, walking towards the couch his children sat on, "Have any of you seen your mother?"

"No." Nobody said immediately.

"No...sorry..." Abel whispered.

Everybody's ears perked up, "Mommy said she was going to lock herself in your room and throw all your thin mints out the window!" She chirped.

Arceus's heart dropped into his stomach, "What?"

Nobody sighed, "What did you do now?"

Abel shivered, "She must be angry..."

Arceus shrugged, "I didn't do anything! I don't know what her problem is!"

"Better go make nice before she kills us all..." Nobody mumbled.

Arceus nodded and began heading up the stairs.

"Say hi to Mommy for me!" Everybody chirped.

"Okay sweetie!" Arceus yelled back, imagining all the ways he could have made Sylveon mad.

Did I forget to do the dishes? Take out the trash? Was last night date night? Anniversary? Are my cookies gonna be okay after getting thrown out the window?

Arceus didn't know what to expect. He for sure did not expect the bedroom door to be unlocked. He opened it slowly, sticking his head inside the room.

He found Sylveon laying on the bed, scrolling through her phone, "Hi honey..." Arceus said nervously.

"Hey babe," Sylveon said, "What's up?"

Arceus scrunched up his nose, "Nothing?"

"Good."

Arceus frowned and walked over to the bedroom window. He looked out of it and found no cookie murder scene. As the gears in his brain churned, Sylveon got up from the bed and locked the door.

Whelp. This is where I die. Pray to me it's quick.

"Arceus," Sylveon said, "You're in trouble..."

Arceus turned around, completely expecting a knife to his chest, but he instead became confused, "Why are you naked? How did you get naked in this amount of time? What's happening? Why am I not being murdered?"

Sylveon rolled her eyes and pulled Arceus into a kiss, "You're so stupid..." she murmured as she pulled away.

"Everybody said you were upset with me!"

"I know," Sylveon sighed, rubbing Arceus's shoulders, "She'll believe anything I tell her." She hummed, nuzzling and kissing his neck.

Arceus was baffled, "What...What is happening?"

Sylveon groaned and pushed Arceus back onto the bed, "Just shut up and fuck me."

Arceus blushed, "Sylveon!"

"What?"

Arceus paused, "Does this mean my thin mints are safe?"