Brocket-Calculus
BrocketShipping
Involves: Brock, James, Jessie
Reaction: Team Brocket moving at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to fight. Brock, that's right! Meowth got fired.
Points For: Honestly, none. Unless Brock suddenly turns evil.
Points Against: Brock doesn't like Jessie or James.
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BrocklingsShipping
Involves: Forrest, Salvadore, Yolanda, Tommy, Cindy, Suzie, Timmy, Billy and Tilly
Reaction: The Brocklings. Bow.
Points For: They are family.
Points Against: Obviously this isn't really about love, so there's nothing against this.
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Brock'sNightmareShipping
Involves: Professor Ivy, Max's hand, Misty's hand, Croagunk
Reaction: Never mention the name to Brock. Ever. As for the three, just do your jobs.
Points For: Let's say Brock is at the beach filled with girls in their bikinis. Bring these four together and Brock won't be flirting.
Points Against: Uh...I feel bad for Brock.
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BronyShipping
Involves: Drew and Ponyta
Reaction: *Googles meaning of Brony* Apparently Drew watches My Little Pony. So again...WHY DREW?!
Points For: Someone catch that a boy a Ponyta!
Points Against: So...uh...just Drew? How about some other guys?
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BrunettShipping
Involves: Gary and May
Reaction: Uh...no.
Points For: They have this amazing mutual friend named Ash Ketchum from the town of Pallet in the Kanto region.
Points Against: Again...it's a nevermet shipping.
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BubblesandthePrinceofDarknessShipping
Involves: Bianca and Paul
Reaction: Bubbles because Bianca is bubbly, and Paul is the freaking Prince of Darkness because duh. BUT WAIT. What if we were talking about literal bubbles? I don't think Bianca has a Pokémon that can use Bubble. Who has Pokémon that knows Bubble? Well...there Drew's Masquerain and May's Wartortle. Well...I think they still know those moves. We also have Dawn's Piplup. Uh...yes. Moving on...
Points For: They'll see each other eventually unless Bianca does decide to stay in Unova and become Professor Juniper's assistant, just like in the games. OR Paul might travel to Unova and they'll meet there. And also...our favorite saying, 'Opposites Attract'.
Points Against: Because the 'Opposites Attract' for Paul is more for Ikarishipping. Other than that, they're TOO different.
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BugShipping
Involves: Forrest Franklin and May
Reaction: Let's face it. Before non-Advanceshippers were introduced to Drew, they probably shipped May with that amazing Character of the Day, Forrest Franklin.
Points For: Forrest Franklin helps May catch Wurmple, which eventually becomes her Beautifly. Beautifly is one of May's main Pokémon for contests.
Points Against: Will they ever see each other again? And seriously...what did happen to this guy and his twin brother?
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BulbaSenpaiShipping
Involves: Shauna's Bulbasaur and May's Venusaur
Reaction: NOTICE ME, SENPAI!!!
Points For: Uh...for as long as Shauna continues to do well in her performances, May might just be interested in watching them. Venusaur-senpai shall notice you, Bulbasaur-san.
Points Against: Senpai might not notice at all. And unless their amazing mutual friend, Ash Ketchum, introduces them to each other, they might not meet.
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BureiShipping
Involves: Drew and Ashley (Kanto)
Reaction: O_O Okay then. I guess this is your non-Yaoi version of Respectshipping.
Points For: Uh...Ashley was really cute...I guess. She would look like a Drew fangirl. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
Points Against: Ash is on that Hannah Montana kind of life. Ashley must be liked for who she...he really is.
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BurningLeafShipping
Involves: Red and Leaf
Reaction: Uh...okay.
The main characters of FRLG. Yep.
Of course there's a ship like this.
Points For: Both are strong trainers from Pallet.
Points Against: Well...they wouldn't really meet because if you choose to be Red, you won't see Leaf, and if you choose to be Leaf, you won't see Red.
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BusterShipping
Involves: Iris and Georgia
Reaction: Georgia the Dragon Buster girl who really dislikes Iris. BOW.
Points For: Uh...the more you hate the more you love?
Points Against: Iris doesn't like Ice types. Georgia kinda specializes on Ice types. Georgia is a Dragon Buster. Iris is a Dragon Type trainer.
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ButtercornShipping
Involves: Paul and Korrina
Reaction: Some of these ship names are making me hungry. Wait...how is Paul involved with Buttercorn? Korrina is probably the corn part because Korrina kinda sounds like corn. So...is Paul butter?
Points For: They are bound to meet if Paul decides to travel the Kalos region.
Points Against: Paul is Paul. What more can I say?
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ButtonShipping
Involves: Brianna, Dawn, Leaf, May
Reaction: Oh this is an okay ship...WAIT!!! What the heck is Brianna doing here? What did you do to Misty?! Or Serena...it depends on who you ship with Ash.
Points For: They can be besties?! Not really. The heck is Brianna doing here?!
Points Against: Brianna. The heck you doing here?
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CabbageShipping
Involves: Drew and Angie
Reaction: Because their hair kinda looks like cabbage? That is true for Drew, but I'm not so sure with Angie. Is there blue-green cabbage?
Points For: Uh...somewhere over the rainbow...a point for this ship exists. Maybe they would work together in a salad shop or something.
Points Against: Angie likes Ash. She prefers brave, raven-haired guys rather than arrogant grassheads.
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CactusThornShipping
Involves: Harley and Jessie
Reaction: Misery loves company. No wonder these two got along so well in that one contest. Too bad Ash, Max and Brock ruined their chances of winning! Lol...not really. Those three would have drifted off to the sky, and Jessie would have won the contest, if Drew didn't come and save the day.
Points For: They honestly make a great team. They're both sass queens.
Points Against: Two sassy people kinda contradict.
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CafeMochaShipping
Involves: Ash and Cilan
Reaction: Cilan is so fab. That's all I have to say. Nothing about the ship at all.
Points For: They're pals. Ashley and Cilanor look gorgeous. That's not even related to the ship, Elemeno. WTH?
Points Against: Uh...Cilan might be too fab for Ash?
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CalculusShipping
Involves: Bianca and a Pokeball
Reaction: If there was a joke or a gag involving Bianca and a Pokeball, let me know. All I remember is that Bianca struggled to find her Pokeball in that messy bag of hers and when she found it, it was very dusty. How is calculus involved?
Points For: Uh...that Pokeball eventually held Mincinno, which becomes one of Bianca's main Pokémon.
Points Against: It's a freaking Pokeball
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