ContestCinderellasShipping

Involves: Brianna, Dawn, Jessie, May, Princess Salvia, Solidad, Ursula, Zoey

Reaction: Presenting to you...the female coordinators in the Pokémon anime! WAIT...Brianna is here...but she's just a freaking COTD. If they were gonna include a COTD, they should have at least included Kelly and Grace (the red-haired girl who laughs a lot, not Serena's mom). Maybe also Savannah. Oh yeah...also Erika from Pacifidlog. Maybe they should have been Drew fangirls to qualify. Uh...Savannah is a freaking fangirl...fanlady...fanwoman...fanmom of Drew. Go, Moms for Pokémon!

Points For: They could enter in one spectacular contest. Let's say a Queen's Contest or something. Who do you bet to win?

Points Against: Only one can win. I'm not saying this in a romantic standpoint, anymore. It's more of a competition thing.

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ContestConnoisseurShipping

Involves: Cilan, Drew, Harley, Kenny, Ricard Nouveau, Robert

Reaction: So...no Timmy Grimm? Or that dad guy Jeremy from the episode 'Weekend Warrior'? Or Joshua? Or BROCK?! Wait...and ASH?

Okay...I was kidding there. It said connoisseur, not prince. Totally fine.

WAIT...where's NANDO?! He's a coordinator and a rival of Dawn's (in a contest setting). I mean...he's kinda fab though.

Points For: Most of them are so fab. Also, the coordinators could compete in a King's Contest. Who's gonna win? Winner gets to be the King of the Queen from the last ship.

Points Against: Kenny is not that fab. Harley too. He's just trying too hard to be fab. Ricard Nouveau is kinda fab. Drew is fab. Robert is so fab. Cilan is the king of the fab. I repeat, Kenny is not that fab.

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ContestIncestShipping

Involves: Drew, Max, Norman, Ruby, Caroline, May

Reaction: Uh...in a familial way...this is very acceptable. I Googled things because I haven't read the manga (Well...I have read 10 chapters already so that's a start). Ruby is also into Pokémon Contests and he is also Norman's son. So...we can say that May, Max and Ruby are siblings. Norman and Caroline are the parents. Drew is probably the in-law. Yeah let's go with that.

Points For: A possibly happy family.

Points Against: This would have been perfect if the word 'incest' wasn't in the ship name.

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ContestRoseShipping

Involves: Brendan and Harley

Reaction: Uh...I'm just gonna jump off a window now. Wait...all the window in my room are shut. *looks for a window in another room* Well this window is too small. I'm just gonna fall down anime style from my chair.

Don't jump off windows, kids. It's very dangerous and it could kill you. If you want to try...make sure the ground is only 2 feet away or less. Wait...you might sprain your ankle. DON'T DO IT!

And there she goes not even discussing about the ship.

I don't have anything to say about it. Why are they named ContestRose? Help me, readers!

Points For: They could be partners-in-crime??? I don't know.

Points Against: If they'd meet, they probably won't like each other.

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ContuckyFriedShipping

Involves: May and her Blaziken

Reaction: Contucky is either because Contucky is the Pokémon World counterpart of Kentucky OR because May enters CONtests, so yeah...CON-tucky. And since Blaziken is (in a way) a chicken (not a coward chicken)...they decided to make a pun.

Very punny, person who made this ship name.

Now I want some KFC chicken.

Points For: Partners for life.

Points Against: Honestly, nothing in a friendship standpoint because all relationships have its ups and downs. However, in a romantic standpoint, everything is wrong.

Sorry if you guys support Pokémon and Human romantic love. It's kinda weird for me. I mean...imagine marrying your pet.

And yet a bunch of Pokémon has a crush on Ash....

Seriously, Ketchum. You're a heartthrob.

Why the heck am I even talking about Ash?

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ConvertedContestShipping

Involves: May's Blaziken and Drew's Roserade

Reaction: Honestly, I'm not sure if the reference said...wait...the ship name has the word 'contest' so definitely them. Ehehe.

So...yeah. Not really shipping it, but at least Contestshipping is involved.

Points For and Against: Refer to ChickNRoseShipping because it would just be the same because this is their evolved forms.

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Conway'sDesireShipping

Involves: Conway, Dawn, Mitsumi, Platinum, Princess Salvia

Reaction: Why have just one Dawn if you can have four?

Oh gosh this is so messed up.

Points For: A happy Conway.

Points Against: Unhappy Dawn, Mitsumi, Platinum and Princess Salvia.

Update (12/14/16): TBH, they might actually be happy...but we can't be certain. It is also not certain that the girls will be unhappy.

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Conway'sUltimateDesireShipping

Involves: Conway, Dawn, Mitsumi, Platinum, Princess Salvia, Jessie

Reaction: Oh goodness. Arceus, please help Conway. And Jessie? Well...I think there was a part in the summer camp arc where Conway was kinda creeping Jessie as well.

Thank goodness I look nothing like Dawn...or Jessie.

Points For: A happy Conway.

Points Against: Unhappy Dawn, Mitsumi, Platinum and Princess Salvia. And Jessie will kill him.

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CookieShipping

Involves: Harley and May

Reaction: Oh great. This one. This ship, I guess, is not half bad. It is probably more than that. Wow...now wonder Harley got mad about that 'half bad' thing. Half bad can mean many things.

Points For: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say that Harley's got a huge crush on my sister" – Max

I'm gonna throw up again.

Points Against: May probably hates Harley. Harley hates May. Harley already called Drew as May's 'annoying little boyfriend'. Harley pretty much uses Drew as a means of putting May down.

So yeah...Contestshipping is a point against here, basically.

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CookingMamaShipping

Involves: Brock and Miette

Reaction: I wanna play some Cooking Mama now.

Oh wait...the ship? No, thanks.

Points For: They can both cook.

Points Against: They might fight over some utensils. I don't know.

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CoolDarkPlaceShipping

Involves: Paul and Rafe

Reaction: Maybe because Rafe is cool and Paul has a dark personality? Or it is because Paul is cold? Wait...Rafe is not dark. He's kinda like a Drew in a way. I don't know. Rafe was only seen in Destiny Deoxys. Other than that, I just see him in fanfictions like "I'll Fight For You" by Pyro_Maniac.

Points For: Uh...they can become rivals or battling buddies. Why the heck not?

Points Against: It's a nevermet shipping.

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CoordinatorShipping

Involves: Drew, Harley, May

Reaction: Well duh. Wait...HARLEY GET OFF THE F**KING PICTURE!

Points For: They're all coordinators and they probably travel at the same places because they just love competing against each other.

Points Against: Harley. Okay...that's biased. Fine...not everyone is gonna win here.

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CordialityShipping

Involves: Ash, Brianna, Serena

Reaction: They must be very nice and welcoming people. Brianna was a bit cordial when she was first introduced...and then she's gonna be...never mind. I've mentioned the topic too many times already, I think.

I now cordially invite you to my birthday party that's not gonna happen because I'm not cool enough to have a birthday party. And my birthday was almost three months ago.

Wait...that was three months ago? Time flies by fast.

Points For: Uh...something. I guess they can be friends even though Ash and Brianna were never shown to be friends, but at least not enemies.

Points Against: It's a freaking triangle once again.

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CornPuddingShipping

Involves: Drew, Dawn, Iris

Reaction: How the heck is corn pudding involved? Is corn pudding even good? I guess so...though I don't remember if I ever had corn pudding.

Points For: Uh...they can be friends and they can cook us some corn pudding.

Points Against: Love triangle.

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CornyShipping

Involves: Ash and Daisy (Misty's sister)

Reaction: UHHHH...OKAY?! I guess this ship is so corny.

Maybe Ash was singing to NateWantsToBattle's song, "Misty", but instead of Misty, he meant Daisy. Oh gosh no.

BTW...Cornyshipping was also the ship name I gave Jonny and Shana. We're changing its official name to Jonana because I like it more.

They're my OCs. The official name for their ships shall be determined by me.

Points For: Uh...they might have a good relationship in a familial status.

Points Against: Daisy said once that Ash wasn't really boyfriend material or something like that. She said that Misty could do better (-_-). Well...that's not the case because a lot of females, both human and Pokémon, have a crush on Ketchum.

*insert Ash discussion from ContuckyFried here*

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CorruptedGoalShipping

Involves: Ash, Kenny, Dawn

Reaction: I'm guessing the corrupt thing here is that Kenny was doing anything he can to make sure Dawn goes to him instead as he neglects the fact that Dawn was still going to cheer for Ash in the Sinnoh League. I mean...Ash didn't bring Dawn to Kanto anyway, so Kenny could've waited. Kenny could now have all the Dawn he wants. Wait...no...Conway might be there. (Ikarishippers: And Paul!)

Points For: Uh...I guess because Kenny was really determined to win Dawn by beating Ash. The rest will be discussed once I get to Penguinshipping.

Points Against: TRAYANGOL.

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CreamyCappuccinoShipping

Involves: Ash, Cilan, Dawn

Reaction: Um...I want a drawing of a pearl on the cappuccino, please. And don't forget to add the extra fabulousness.

Oh...the ship? Eh.

Points For: They can start a café or something. Oh...wait...this one. THEY'RE ALL BUDDIES.

Points Against: That three-sided Porygon...I mean polygon. Porygon are awesome, right?

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CreamyCoffeeShipping

Involves: Paul and Serena

Reaction: Analysis powers activated! Hmm...I guess Paul is bitter like coffee (I've said this already), and maybe Serena is the creamer.

So...who's the freaking sugar? The one time it's not triangle.

WAIT! Let's go back to CoffeeFriendsShipping! Dawn is the sugar. Yeah.

Points For: Uh...they could be the unexpected power couple. I DON'T SHIP IT, THOUGH!

Points Against: Serena might not like Paul, and Paul probably won't like Serena. Also...nevermet shipping.

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Phew...that was a lot. I'm doing 18 ships a chapter instead of 16 now...and I'm pretty sure you never noticed that. It will be 18 ships a chapter until I get to Pokeshipping. After that, it's back to 16 again. Like you guys care.

I freaking organized it. I don't know why. I like organizing stuff on my computer or tablet, but never actual papers. Just leave them there somewhere. That's how I roll.

Also, I added some 'Points For' for Advanceshipping and Amourshipping because I forgot about the ribbons. Those freaking ribbons of...something Ash Ketchum related.

See ya :P